hc23hc@mac.com wrote:

Miguel O'Pastel wrote:
< Stain de STD wrote:

: Now about abstinence? I know it's not very PC, but it DOES work...
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Inability to get laid is not the same as abstinence, Stain.

It isn't so much that Stain's technically unable to get laid, period.
In fairness to Stain de STD, some further qualification is necessary.
Give him his due - Stain can't possibly be all bad, if only because
he's never managed to be all that at anything else in his entire life,
either.

As far as sentient female human bipeds are concerned: of course, you're
absolutely correct. Stain is as dead in the water as his economic if
not racist counterparts in New Orleans, under W.

And therein lies the problem. The less women want to do with him or
his political mentor defective, the more Stain has become a degenerate
same-sex junkie craving a cheap fix from any old French hindquarter
while Trent Lott's new love mansion is being erected.

Using the yahoo Pseudo President's most gruesome henchmen as his role
models has been the pharmaceutical gateway date-rape drug to prolonging
celibacy for Stain. "Missionary Position Accomplished" as Stain and W
have been known to reassure one another in Stain's nocturnal usenet
reverie, upon seeing this nation so completely fucked.

However, if he really cut back on the sauce, learned how to read,
write, use mouthwash, took acting-normal classes and could afford
plastic surgery for his hideous facial disfigurement ... Stain de STD
would be all that he can be - a regular Jeff Gannonball, just waiting
for Mr. Right Wing to come along and "make an honest man of him". By
today's standards, that is. The world according to Stain would be a
happier place.

For W meantime, there is no hope at all in this life or the next, no
matter how much he and his embezzling Moonie backers are betting on
that one. Now, if only Stain could stop relying on such gutless
failures of biblical proportions for marriage counselling ...

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Excellent.

Seems like sex for one would be at the top of the menu.

hc23hc@mac.com wrote:

Miguel O'Pastel wrote:
< Stain de STD wrote:

: Now about abstinence? I know it's not very PC, but it DOES work...
:
:
Inability to get laid is not the same as abstinence, Stain.

It isn't so much that Stain's technically unable to get laid, period.
In fairness to Stain de STD, some further qualification is necessary.
Give him his due - Stain can't possibly be all bad, if only because
he's never managed to be all that at anything else in his entire life,
either.

As far as sentient female human bipeds are concerned: of course, you're
absolutely correct. Stain is as dead in the water as his economic if
not racist counterparts in New Orleans, under W.

And therein lies the problem. The less women want to do with him or
his political mentor defective, the more Stain has become a degenerate
same-sex junkie craving a cheap fix from any old French hindquarter
while Trent Lott's new love mansion is being erected.

Using the yahoo Pseudo President's most gruesome henchmen as his role
models has been the pharmaceutical gateway date-rape drug to prolonging
celibacy for Stain. "Missionary Position Accomplished" as Stain and W
have been known to reassure one another in Stain's nocturnal usenet
reverie, upon seeing this nation so completely fucked.

However, if he really cut back on the sauce, learned how to read,
write, use mouthwash, took acting-normal classes and could afford
plastic surgery for his hideous facial disfigurement ... Stain de STD
would be all that he can be - a regular Jeff Gannonball, just waiting
for Mr. Right Wing to come along and "make an honest man of him". By
today's standards, that is. The world according to Stain would be a
happier place.

For W meantime, there is no hope at all in this life or the next, no
matter how much he and his embezzling Moonie backers are betting on
that one. Now, if only Stain could stop relying on such gutless
failures of biblical proportions for marriage counselling ...

Excellent.

Stain de STD circumcised:

And my religion is what?

Your religion, Stain ? Hmm, something that leaves you riddled with
guilt complexes about not being white enough, as penance for which
you're compulsively driven to literally and metaphorically erecting
then rectally burning occult effigies of you as you see your ancestral
self, on other people's lawns. Most likely, an unholy cross between
Circumcised Fascist Moonies for Jesus, The Neo-Afrikaans Inquisition
and American Jehovah's Most Witless.

Stan de SD wrote:

There are only 4 main methods of pregnancy prevention:

1. Condoms
2. Birth Control pills/Depraprovera/IUD/Progestin/Hormone
3. Pull-out method
4. Female barrier method such as diaphragm or sponge

Now about abstinence? I know it's not very PC, but it DOES work...

Abstinence works. Abstinence EDUCATION, though, doesn't.
In fact, with abstinence-only education, you actually
find more teen pregnancies and STD outbreaks.

Sources and cites?

Journal of the American Medical Association. The
title's "Resistance to Abstinence Only". It's
been so long since I've read it (It was published
over three years ago.), so I can't exactly cite
chapter and verse.

And my religion is what?

I'm guessing a certain religion from the Levant
which has, at its center, a certain kid born to a
virgin.

Jafo wrote:

man_in_black529@yahoo.com wrote:

Abstinence works. Abstinence EDUCATION, though, doesn't.
In fact, with abstinence-only education, you actually
find more teen pregnancies and STD outbreaks.

Hey, how about oral sex? Or anal sex? Those prevent
pregnancy too.

"Just a few months ago, we were arguing about whether children
should be taught about sex by their parents or by the schools,
when our innovative President found a third solution."
-Clint Bolick, Constitutional lawyer

A lawyer and a libertarian. Explains why Clint Bolick isn't
very funny.