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Science > Philosophy |
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"sirblob" |
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03 Mar 2007 01:58:47 AM |
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a good poo (my 16th poem of the year) |
i like a good poo
one with lots of fighting
in it. blood, and the
clanging of armour. poos
against england are good,
and poos that defeat
the french with crossbows.
I don't like poos that
aren't about anything.
sonnets are wet and
a waste of time.
Also poos that don't
know how to rhyme.
If I was a poo
I'd play football and
get picked for scotland.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: a good poo (my 16th poem of the year) |
03 Mar 2007 03:00:28 AM |
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On Mar 3, 1:58 am, "sirblob" <sirbl...@hotmail.com> wrote:
i like a good poo
one with lots of fighting
in it. blood, and the
clanging of armour. poos
against england are good,
and poos that defeat
the french with crossbows.
I don't like poos that
aren't about anything.
sonnets are wet and
a waste of time.
Also poos that don't
know how to rhyme.
If I was a poo
I'd play football and
get picked for scotland.
Sir Blob, I seriously think we're suppose to be friends. Perhaps even
soul mates or lovers reincarnate Something...
I won't get into it though...
It might get a little messy.
As much as I love Mr. Sugir, I think I am suppose to love you too.
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| User: "OB" |
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| Title: Re: a good poo (my 16th poem of the year) |
03 Mar 2007 09:30:35 AM |
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On Mar 3, 2:58 am, "sirblob" <sirbl...@hotmail.com> wrote:
i like a good poo
one with lots of fighting
in it. blood, and the
clanging of armour. poos
against england are good,
and poos that defeat
the french with crossbows.
I don't like poos that
aren't about anything.
sonnets are wet and
a waste of time.
Also poos that don't
know how to rhyme.
If I was a poo
I'd play football and
get picked for scotland.
Willans and Searle got there before you.
e.g.
PEOTRY
Peotry is sissy stuff that rhymes. Weedy people say la and fie and
swoon when they see a bunch of daffodils. Aktually there is only one
piece of peotry in the english language.
The Brook
i come from haunts of coot and hern
i make a sudden sally
and-er-hem-er-hem-the fern
to bicker down a valley.
that is the lot though the Charge of the light brigade and the loss of
the royal george are nearly peotry too.
(ect ect)
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: a good poo (my 16th poem of the year) |
03 Mar 2007 12:24:30 PM |
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On Mar 3, 9:30 am, "OB" <nevilemo...@yahoo.com> wrote:
On Mar 3, 2:58 am, "sirblob" <sirbl...@hotmail.com> wrote:
i like a good poo
one with lots of fighting
in it. blood, and the
clanging of armour. poos
against england are good,
and poos that defeat
the french with crossbows.
I don't like poos that
aren't about anything.
sonnets are wet and
a waste of time.
Also poos that don't
know how to rhyme.
If I was a poo
I'd play football and
get picked for scotland.
Willans and Searle got there before you.
e.g.
PEOTRY
Peotry is sissy stuff that rhymes. Weedy people say la and fie and
swoon when they see a bunch of daffodils. Aktually there is only one
piece of peotry in the english language.
The Brook
i come from haunts of coot and hern
i make a sudden sally
and-er-hem-er-hem-the fern
to bicker down a valley.
that is the lot though the Charge of the light brigade and the loss of
the royal george are nearly peotry too.
(ect ect)
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing who must
have designed the human body.
One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints."
Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system
has many thousands of electrical connections."
The last one said, "No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer.
Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"
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