Ed Conrad wrote:
If Ed were dead, Oh, I hope and pray.
I long -- SO long -- for that great day.
You see, it's true, we're squirmin' vermin.
Our petrified brains mean we're I'm all thru learnin'.
Dear God, Oh, God! DON'T let him stay.
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Ed Conrad
How about this one Ed
Now I prepare me for my date
I pray the lord a chance to mate
If I should finish and she should fake
Who gives a *****
Here's another
My wife's mother, who art in the basement
Hateful ***** be her name
Thy city bus come, thy will be done
On earth as it will be a fatal head-on crash
Give me my way, this daily wish
And run her over with thy bus
Oh ya...And Twonky too, Amen
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