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"Sir Frederick" |
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22 May 2007 06:53:06 AM |
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A Universal Religious and Philosophical Concept |
A bunch of philosophical stories :
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=*****+happens
***** happens
A universal religious concept:
Taoism: ***** Happens.
Hinduism: This ***** happened before.
Islam: If ***** happens, take hostages.
Buddhism: If ***** happens is it really *****?
Protestantism: ***** happens if you work hard.
Catholicism: ***** Happens, I deserve it.
7th Day Adventist:***** happens on Saturday.
Mormonism: Knock Knock, ***** Happens.
Judaism: Why does ***** happen to me?
Krishnaism: ***** happens, ring a dingy ding.
Jehovah's Witness:People now living will see ***** happen.
Paganism: Each ***** has its own name.
Atheism: *****!
TV Evangelism: Send more *****.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this *****.
Sunday School student:I gotta go!
--
Frederick Martin McNeill
Poway, California, United States of America
mmcneill@fuzzysys.com
http://www.fuzzysys.com
http://members.cox.net/fmmcneill
**************************************
"Age is a very high price to pay for maturity."
- Tom Stoppard
"Delusional power corrupts, real power corrupts
more, absolute power corrupts absolutely."
- Unknown
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| User: "THE BORG" |
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| Title: Re: A Universal Religious and Philosophical Concept |
22 May 2007 07:04:36 AM |
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"Sir Frederick" <mmcneill@fuzzysys.com> wrote in message
news:mul553l2pg9vep0tnhibna04jsbcltim6r@4ax.com...
A bunch of philosophical stories :
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=*****+happens
***** happens
A universal religious concept:
Taoism: ***** Happens.
Hinduism: This ***** happened before.
Islam: If ***** happens, take hostages.
Buddhism: If ***** happens is it really *****?
Protestantism: ***** happens if you work hard.
Catholicism: ***** Happens, I deserve it.
7th Day Adventist:***** happens on Saturday.
Mormonism: Knock Knock, ***** Happens.
Judaism: Why does ***** happen to me?
Krishnaism: ***** happens, ring a dingy ding.
Jehovah's Witness:People now living will see ***** happen.
Paganism: Each ***** has its own name.
Atheism: *****!
TV Evangelism: Send more *****.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this *****.
Sunday School student:I gotta go!
Judaism "Can I sell this *****?"
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| User: "Don Stockbauer" |
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| Title: Re: A Universal Religious and Philosophical Concept |
22 May 2007 12:50:26 PM |
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On May 22, 6:04 am, "THE BORG" <b...@homeworld.space> wrote:
"Sir Frederick" <mmcne...@fuzzysys.com> wrote in message
news:mul553l2pg9vep0tnhibna04jsbcltim6r@4ax.com...
A bunch of philosophical stories :
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=*****+happens
***** happens
A universal religious concept:
Taoism: ***** Happens.
Hinduism: This ***** happened before.
Islam: If ***** happens, take hostages.
Buddhism: If ***** happens is it really *****?
Protestantism: ***** happens if you work hard.
Catholicism: ***** Happens, I deserve it.
7th Day Adventist:***** happens on Saturday.
Mormonism: Knock Knock, ***** Happens.
Judaism: Why does ***** happen to me?
Krishnaism: ***** happens, ring a dingy ding.
Jehovah's Witness:People now living will see ***** happen.
Paganism: Each ***** has its own name.
Atheism: *****!
TV Evangelism: Send more *****.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this *****.
Sunday School student:I gotta go!
Judaism "Can I sell this *****?"
Atheism: "This ***** arose through natural processes with no need of
an explanation resorting to Deities or Creators."
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| User: "Immortalist" |
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| Title: Re: A Universal Religious and Philosophical Concept (***** - Slang || Jargon) ? : |
22 May 2007 12:40:59 PM |
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On May 22, 4:53 am, Sir Frederick <mmcne...@fuzzysys.com> wrote:
A bunch of philosophical stories :
------------------------------------http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=*****+happens
***** happens
"***** happens" is a common slang phrase, used as a simple existential
observation that life is full of imperfections, or "C'est la vie". The
minced oath form is "stuff happens". It has become a well-known meme.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shit_happens
Slang is the use of highly informal words and expressions that are not
considered standard in the speaker's dialect or language. Slang is
very often colloquial; the language and dialect tend to be specific to
a particular territory.
Slang terms are frequently particular to a certain subculture, such as
musicians, and members of a minority. All the same, slang expressions
can spread outside their original arena and become commonly
understood; recent examples include "cool". While some such words
eventually lose their status as slang, others continue to be
considered as such by most speakers. In spite of this, the process
tends to lead to their replacement by other, less well-recognised,
expressions by their original users.
Slang is to be distinguished from jargon, the technical vocabulary of
a particular profession, as the association of informality is not
present. Moreover, jargon may not be intended to exclude non-group
members from the conversation, but rather deals with technical
peculiarities of a given field which require a specialized vocabulary.
According to Bethany K. Dumas and Jonathan Lighter,[1] an expression
should be considered "true slang" if it meets at least two of the
following criteria:
1. It lowers, if temporarily, "the dignity
of formal or serious speech or writing";
in other words, it is likely to be seen in
such contexts as a "glaring misuse of
register."
2. Its use implies that the user is familiar
with whatever is referred to, or with a
group of people that are familiar
with it and use the term.
3. "It is a taboo term in ordinary discourse
with people of a higher social status
or greater responsibility."
4. It replaces "a well known conventional
synonym". This is especially to avoid "the
discomfort caused by the conventional
item [or by] further elaboration."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slang
***** (!) Noun. 1. Faeces.
2. An act of defecation.
3. A contemptible person.
4. Rubbish, nonsense, a bad thing.
5. Cannabis or marijuana.
6. Miscellaneous items. E.g."Come on, get your ***** together, the
taxi's due in 5 minutes." Verb. To defecate. E.g."I do my best
thinking when I'm on my own, actually usually when I'm shitting."
Exclam. An exclamation of frustration or anger.
*****-a-brick! Exclam. An exclamation of surprise or annoyance.
*****-all Adj. Nothing at all. Cf. '*****-all', 'sod-all'.
shitbag Noun. A contemptible person.
shitbox Noun.
1. The *****.
2. A contemptible thing, place or person.
***** bricks Vrb phrs. To be terrified, very scared. Cf. '***** one's
pants' and 'brick it'.
shite Noun / Verb. See '*****'. [Orig. Northern use. 1800s]
***** eater Noun. A contemptible person. Also shiteater.
shitehawk Noun.
1. A despicable person.
2. A seagull.
shitepipe Noun. The *****. [Mainly Scottish/Northern use]
shiter Noun. The *****. A variation on 'shitter' (noun 1).
shitey Adj. See 'shitty'.
*****-face Noun. A contemptible person.
*****-faced Adj.
1 Drunk, intoxicated. [1940s]
2. Intoxicated with drugs.
***** for brains Noun. A particularly stupid person, a contemptible
person.
*****-head Noun. An contemptible person.
***** heap Noun. Of an object or place, dirty, unsightly, unreliable,
of poor quality. Cf. 'heap of *****'.
***** hits the fan Phrs. As 'when the ***** hits the fan', it warns
that severe consequences will be felt when the results of actions are
discovered. Alternatively, in such phrases as "the ***** will hit the
fan when she discovers the truth". See 'when the
***** hits the fan'.
*****-hot Adj. Excellent, the best, extremely good.
shithouse Noun. A messy or dirty domicile. Originally a shithouse was
an externally accessed toilet, before the advent of an inside
lavatory.
shitless Adj. Very frightened. Usually preceded by the word bored or
scared. See 'scared shitless' and 'bore shitless'.
***** load (of something) Noun. Many, a large number of. Also
shitload. E.g."It was a great New Year party - there was ***** loads of
free wine and some really lovely people."
shitloads Adj. A large amount.
***** on (someone) Verb. To betray, to land someone in trouble. E.g."I
know it was you who shitted on him, so don't pretend you're his best
friend"
***** on a stick (!) Exclam. Expression of surprise. Noun. Something,
or someone, important or exceptional. E.g."Go buy that new tune, it
really is ***** on a stick."
***** one's pants Vrb phrs. To be terrified. Used metaphorically for
when in extreme terror the bowels are uncontrollably voided. E.g."He
was shitting his pants when he heard the police had warrant out for
his arrest."
shits Noun. Diarrhoea. E.g."I can't come out tonight, I've got the
shits."
*****-scared Adj. Very frightened. Cf. '***** bricks'.
*****-stabber Noun. A homosexual male. Derog.
shitstain Noun. A contemptible person. Derog.
***** stirrer Noun. An insidious gossip, a person whose malicious
actions cause problems for others.
***** stirring Noun. Trouble making, for the sake of it.
***** stoppers Noun.
1. Very narrow, tight fitting jeans.
2. Tracksuit bottoms with elasticated ankles.
shitter Noun.
1. The *****.
2. A toilet.
3. A contemptible person.
***** the bed ! Exclam. An exclamation of surprise.
shitting hell ! Exclam. An exclamation of surprise, annoyance or
frustration. Almost invariably it'll be heard pronounced
shittin'ell.
*****-tip Noun. A mess. E.g."Tommy, you're not going to Macdonalds
until you tidy your bedroom, it's a bloody *****-tip!"
shitty Adj.
1. Worthless, trashy.
2. Covered in faeces.
3. Dirty, filthy.
4. Contemptible, despicable.
5. Uncomfortable, unpleasent. E.g."We had a shitty night's sleep."
6. Insignificant, trivial. E.g."It was a shitty little car that could
only seat 4 people, and uncomfortably at that."
http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/s.htm
A universal religious concept:
Taoism: ***** Happens.
Hinduism: This ***** happened before.
Islam: If ***** happens, take hostages.
Buddhism: If ***** happens is it really *****?
Protestantism: ***** happens if you work hard.
Catholicism: ***** Happens, I deserve it.
7th Day Adventist:***** happens on Saturday.
Mormonism: Knock Knock, ***** Happens.
Judaism: Why does ***** happen to me?
Krishnaism: ***** happens, ring a dingy ding.
Jehovah's Witness:People now living will see ***** happen.
Paganism: Each ***** has its own name.
Atheism: *****!
TV Evangelism: Send more *****.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this *****.
Sunday School student:I gotta go!
--
Frederick Martin McNeill
Poway, California, United States of America
mmcne...@fuzzysys.comhttp://www.fuzzysys.comhttp://members.cox.net/fmmcneill
**************************************
"Age is a very high price to pay for maturity."
- Tom Stoppard
"Delusional power corrupts, real power corrupts
more, absolute power corrupts absolutely."
- Unknown
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| User: "Ed" |
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| Title: Re: A Universal Religious and Philosophical Concept |
22 May 2007 10:40:10 AM |
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On May 22, 7:53 am, Sir Frederick <mmcne...@fuzzysys.com> wrote:
A bunch of philosophical stories :
------------------------------------http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=*****+happens
***** happens
A universal religious concept:
Taoism: ***** Happens.
Hinduism: This ***** happened before.
Islam: If ***** happens, take hostages.
Buddhism: If ***** happens is it really *****?
Protestantism: ***** happens if you work hard.
Catholicism: ***** Happens, I deserve it.
7th Day Adventist:***** happens on Saturday.
Mormonism: Knock Knock, ***** Happens.
Judaism: Why does ***** happen to me?
Krishnaism: ***** happens, ring a dingy ding.
Jehovah's Witness:People now living will see ***** happen.
Paganism: Each ***** has its own name.
Atheism: *****!
TV Evangelism: Send more *****.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this *****.
Sunday School student:I gotta go!
--
Frederick Martin McNeill
Poway, California, United States of America
mmcne...@fuzzysys.comhttp://www.fuzzysys.comhttp://members.cox.net/fmmcneill
**************************************
"Age is a very high price to pay for maturity."
- Tom Stoppard
"Delusional power corrupts, real power corrupts
more, absolute power corrupts absolutely."
- Unknown
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A previous post on determinism seems to imply that ***** doesn't just
happen; ***** is 'caused' to happen. In other words - if ***** happens,
it's 'cause someone ***** on us!
Ed
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| User: "Art" |
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| Title: Re: A Universal Religious and Philosophical Concept |
22 May 2007 01:10:41 PM |
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On Tue, 22 May 2007 04:53:06 -0700, Sir Frederick
<mmcneill@fuzzysys.com> wrote:
A bunch of philosophical stories :
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=*****+happens
***** happens
A universal religious concept:
Taoism: ***** Happens.
Hinduism: This ***** happened before.
Islam: If ***** happens, take hostages.
Buddhism: If ***** happens is it really *****?
Protestantism: ***** happens if you work hard.
Catholicism: ***** Happens, I deserve it.
7th Day Adventist:***** happens on Saturday.
Mormonism: Knock Knock, ***** Happens.
Judaism: Why does ***** happen to me?
Krishnaism: ***** happens, ring a dingy ding.
Jehovah's Witness:People now living will see ***** happen.
Paganism: Each ***** has its own name.
Atheism: *****!
TV Evangelism: Send more *****.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this *****.
Sunday School student:I gotta go!
New Age Religion: Create your own *****.
Art
http://home.epix.net/~artnpeg
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| User: "ZerkonX" |
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| Title: Re: A Universal Religious and Philosophical Concept |
23 May 2007 08:35:22 AM |
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On Tue, 22 May 2007 04:53:06 -0700, Sir Frederick wrote:
A universal religious concept:
Taoism: ***** Happens.
Hinduism: This ***** happened before.
Islam: If ***** happens, take hostages.
Buddhism: If ***** happens is it really *****?
Protestantism: ***** happens if you work hard.
Catholicism: ***** Happens, I deserve it.
7th Day Adventist:***** happens on Saturday.
Mormonism: Knock Knock, ***** Happens.
Judaism: Why does ***** happen to me?
Krishnaism: ***** happens, ring a dingy ding.
Jehovah's Witness:People now living will see ***** happen.
Paganism: Each ***** has its own name.
Atheism: *****!
TV Evangelism: Send more *****.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this *****.
Sunday School student:I gotta go!
Agnostic: I don't know about all this *****
Christian Fundies: This is my *****, ***** all your *****
Wiccians: It's her *****
Deist: It's all *****
Scientist: What's all this ***** really about?
Scientology: I am *****, really.
Christian Scientist: You have to read all this *****.
Hari Krishna: ... *****, *****, *****, *****. *****, *****, *****, *****. Happens,
happens. Happens, happens.
Evangelical: I talk *****.
Zen: What is the sound of no ***** happening?
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| User: "Eom" |
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| Title: Re: A Universal Religious and Philosophical Concept |
23 May 2007 10:44:57 AM |
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Sir Frederick a écrit :
A bunch of philosophical stories :
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=*****+happens
***** happens
A universal religious concept:
Taoism: ***** Happens.
Hinduism: This ***** happened before.
Islam: If ***** happens, take hostages.
Buddhism: If ***** happens is it really *****?
Protestantism: ***** happens if you work hard.
Catholicism: ***** Happens, I deserve it.
7th Day Adventist:***** happens on Saturday.
Mormonism: Knock Knock, ***** Happens.
Judaism: Why does ***** happen to me?
Krishnaism: ***** happens, ring a dingy ding.
Jehovah's Witness:People now living will see ***** happen.
Paganism: Each ***** has its own name.
Atheism: *****!
TV Evangelism: Send more *****.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this *****.
Sunday School student:I gotta go!
--
Frederick Martin McNeill
Poway, California, United States of America
mmcneill@fuzzysys.com
http://www.fuzzysys.com
http://members.cox.net/fmmcneill
**************************************
"Age is a very high price to pay for maturity."
- Tom Stoppard
"Delusional power corrupts, real power corrupts
more, absolute power corrupts absolutely."
- Unknown
**************************************
Why is there ***** rather than nothing?
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Eom
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| User: "Sir Frederick" |
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| Title: Re: A Universal Religious and Philosophical Concept |
23 May 2007 12:49:15 PM |
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On Wed, 23 May 2007 17:44:57 +0200, Eom <eom@free.fr> wrote:
Sir Frederick a écrit :
A bunch of philosophical stories :
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=*****+happens
***** happens
A universal religious concept:
Taoism: ***** Happens.
Hinduism: This ***** happened before.
Islam: If ***** happens, take hostages.
Buddhism: If ***** happens is it really *****?
Protestantism: ***** happens if you work hard.
Catholicism: ***** Happens, I deserve it.
7th Day Adventist:***** happens on Saturday.
Mormonism: Knock Knock, ***** Happens.
Judaism: Why does ***** happen to me?
Krishnaism: ***** happens, ring a dingy ding.
Jehovah's Witness:People now living will see ***** happen.
Paganism: Each ***** has its own name.
Atheism: *****!
TV Evangelism: Send more *****.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this *****.
Sunday School student:I gotta go!
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Philosophy :
Why is there ***** rather than nothing?
*****! I don't know.
These guys may know : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockroach,
if you add some of this : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Story,
and some of this : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tools
then you have this : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human
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| User: "Eom" |
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| Title: Re: A Universal Religious and Philosophical Concept |
23 May 2007 06:07:54 PM |
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Sir Frederick a écrit :
On Wed, 23 May 2007 17:44:57 +0200, Eom <eom@free.fr> wrote:
Sir Frederick a écrit :
A bunch of philosophical stories :
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=*****+happens
***** happens
A universal religious concept:
Taoism: ***** Happens.
Hinduism: This ***** happened before.
Islam: If ***** happens, take hostages.
Buddhism: If ***** happens is it really *****?
Protestantism: ***** happens if you work hard.
Catholicism: ***** Happens, I deserve it.
7th Day Adventist:***** happens on Saturday.
Mormonism: Knock Knock, ***** Happens.
Judaism: Why does ***** happen to me?
Krishnaism: ***** happens, ring a dingy ding.
Jehovah's Witness:People now living will see ***** happen.
Paganism: Each ***** has its own name.
Atheism: *****!
TV Evangelism: Send more *****.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this *****.
Sunday School student:I gotta go!
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Philosophy :
Why is there ***** rather than nothing?
*****! I don't know.
These guys may know : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockroach,
if you add some of this : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Story,
and some of this : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tools
then you have this : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human
Philosophy (the return):
Is there really something?
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Eom
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