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"Man can be destroyed but not defeated."
"...the sweet sounds of trees falling in the wood?"
-- Hemingway
This certainly applies in the world of Islam as well as the West.
Does anyone have any other cross cultural statements about human
nature?
Yo mamma is so fat that she covers the globe?
Your mother is so fat that when she wears her Malcolm X T-shirt
helicopters
land on her.
Your mother is so fat that when she stepped off of the curb and I
swerved to
miss her I ran out of gas.
Your mother is so fat she bleeds gravy.
Your mother is so fat she wears an asteroid belt.
Notwithstanding she sure cooked me a nice breakfast the other day. While
we
chated she talked of her illegitimate child A.K.A Immortalist. She was
quite
shocked that she got pregnant after sitting on a public toilet seat. She
was
even more shocked that you managed to crawl out of the bucket after the
abortion. All in all she's a good cook but obviously she'd have to be to
get
that big.
From the Associated Press:
With stories of terrorist groups assembling in the large parts of Canada
and news has come that local authorities have uncovered a terrorist cell
that may have ties to the terrorist group al-Quaida. This has caused a huge
panic in the U.S. as only about 1 in 900 Americans are capable of finding
a foreign country on a map and only 1 in 1,000,000 are capable of using
a compass to find their way there.
On Saturday morning, local Canadian authorities assisted personnel from
the FBI and INS in raids in Toronto. The Toronto authorities gave detailed
instructions to the FBI and INS agents on the use of a map and compass.
Notwithstanding the U.S. group navigated with the map upside down and
had to be escorted, after leaving Buffalo N.Y., from Texas back to Toronto
by Canadian grade school students on a field trip. During the raids five
members of the U.S. group arrested one another - a sixth remains at large.
Arrested in the sweep were; 'Bin Eatin'; 'Bin Smokin'; 'Bin Sleepin'; 'Bin
Drinkin'; and 'Bin N'Prisn'. All are being held on immigration charges by
the others.
A Toronto Police Department spokesperson said that they have been
unsuccessful in reminding the U.S. agents that they were looking for Arab
suspects and that the U.S. agents weren't the terrorists. After repeated
attempts at communication with the U.S agents the only response Canadian
authorities received was "Duuuuheeeeeerraaaaahhhblaaaaaahh".Police
however, expressed their confidence in locating 'Bin Workin', adding that
he'd certainly be easy to spot in Canada as Canadian authorities would not
have to rely on U.S. authorities to find him.
Exactly.
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