Science > Philosophy > Converting America Into A Warrior Nation of Jihaders; Top 10 Priorities
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"Bret Cahill" |
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30 Dec 2005 07:33:33 AM |
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Converting America Into A Warrior Nation of Jihaders; Top 10 Priorities |
10. Reintroduce democracy to America BEFORE talking about doing it in
the mideast.
9. Solve the $200 billion a year obesity problem. That would,
a. fund the Iraqi quagmire
b. be more impressive to the terrorists than just some fat
rightards talking tough
8. Get some leaders who lead by example and enlist.
7. Solve the sustainable energy problem so there aren't any oily
conflicts of interest.
6. Get Halliburton off of bid free contract corporate welfare.
5. Secure the border
4. Raise taxes on the rich to fund the war like FDR
3. Make some excitin' patriotic action movies about the glory of
being blown up by IEDs and suicide bombers
2. Make some excitin' patriotic action movies about perverted
guards in an Iragi prison.
1. Dig up the Gipper and have him salute the troops
Bret Cahill
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| User: "Mahalia" |
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| Title: Re: Converting America Into A Warrior Nation of Jihaders; Top 10 Priorities |
30 Dec 2005 10:12:48 AM |
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Bret,
I can tell you have a sense of humor! What I find absolutely hysterical
is that the majority in the Iraqi democracy is not the side we like or
want or need. We are begging Sunni's and Kurd's to vote! We really can
pick them, can't we?
If it helps, I think McDonald's is working on #9. Soon when you get
your sack of cholesterol, I think it is going to tell you the size of
the blockage it will cause!
I think #3 was attempted by the series "Over There!" I watched 2
episodes and could only think, while I jumped and cringed in horror, of
staying "over here!" It seemed that getting through a check point was
even scarier than operating one. Most were shot by some freaked out kid
from LA (either Los Angeles or Lower Alabama)!
Mahalia
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| User: "Immortalist" |
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| Title: Re: Converting America Into A Warrior Nation of Jihaders; Top 10 Priorities |
30 Dec 2005 12:08:06 PM |
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Do you mean that if we want to convert America into a warrior nation
with a religious cause follow these 10 rules of conversion below? How
would these ten satisfy that condition?
Bret Cahill wrote:
10. Reintroduce democracy to America BEFORE talking about doing it in
the mideast.
9. Solve the $200 billion a year obesity problem. That would,
a. fund the Iraqi quagmire
b. be more impressive to the terrorists than just some fat
rightards talking tough
8. Get some leaders who lead by example and enlist.
7. Solve the sustainable energy problem so there aren't any oily
conflicts of interest.
6. Get Halliburton off of bid free contract corporate welfare.
5. Secure the border
4. Raise taxes on the rich to fund the war like FDR
3. Make some excitin' patriotic action movies about the glory of
being blown up by IEDs and suicide bombers
2. Make some excitin' patriotic action movies about perverted
guards in an Iragi prison.
1. Dig up the Gipper and have him salute the troops
Bret Cahill
1.
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| User: "Robert Cohen" |
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| Title: Re: Converting America Into A Warrior Nation of Jihaders; Top 10 Priorities |
30 Dec 2005 05:35:59 PM |
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Do you mean that if we want to convert America into a warrior nation
with a religious cause follow these 10 rules of conversion below? How
would these ten satisfy that condition?
orthodoxy in properly stating logic, effect/cause, and saying: "it is
i"
X. Always dot t's, or burn forever in rules handbook helle, pagan
lX. Neighbor is spelled with the "e" before the "i" because, damneit it
is, muthafugger
VIII. If Greece invades Turkey, ....uh...how does that terrific junior
high school level pun go?
VII.---I. My cousin is lefthanded recessive, my uncle is colorblind
dominant.
Therefore, isn't my cousin colorblind?
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