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"THE BORG" |
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21 Dec 2007 10:44:49 PM |
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Happy Christmas Story |
One day the fallen angels decided they had had enough.
Without God they were not having much fun.
They looked everywhere for someone like God - but to no avail.
No one could make them laugh the way he did.
No one could make them sing and be happy the way he did.
So a few of them went up to God and one on bended knee said
"God - it is us - your fallen angels" (as if they had to tell God - he
already knew) "we ask to be forgiven" they said "can we come back into the
fold"
"Well OF COURSE" said God - "it was only a little tiff. You said you were
more powerful than me? Well you are sometimes" said God. "remember I am
only love and sometimes I get a bit confused - you see I do love writing in
blue ink better than black ink - but does this mean I love blue ink more?
And if I am only love - then what do I do if I do not love black ink?"
"Ah" said one of the fallen angels "we will explain"
"Ah" said God "just like old times"
And they all lived happily ever after.
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| User: "Mark Earnest" |
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| Title: Re: Happy Christmas Story |
21 Dec 2007 11:06:11 PM |
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"THE BORG" <borg@outthere.com> wrote in message
news:5D0bj.23713$yZ4.16922@newsfe4-gui.ntli.net...
One day the fallen angels decided they had had enough.
Without God they were not having much fun.
They looked everywhere for someone like God - but to no avail.
No one could make them laugh the way he did.
No one could make them sing and be happy the way he did.
So a few of them went up to God and one on bended knee said
"God - it is us - your fallen angels" (as if they had to tell God - he
already knew) "we ask to be forgiven" they said "can we come back into the
fold"
"Well OF COURSE" said God - "it was only a little tiff. You said you were
more powerful than me? Well you are sometimes" said God. "remember I am
only love and sometimes I get a bit confused - you see I do love writing
in blue ink better than black ink - but does this mean I love blue ink
more? And if I am only love - then what do I do if I do not love black
ink?"
"Ah" said one of the fallen angels "we will explain"
"Ah" said God "just like old times"
And they all lived happily ever after.
See? With a little creativity you can do anything, even the impossible.
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| User: "THE BORG" |
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| Title: Re: Happy Christmas Story |
22 Dec 2007 11:30:54 PM |
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"Mark Earnest" <gmearnest@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:13mp6q6qlj7g096@corp.supernews.com...
See? With a little creativity you can do anything, even the impossible.
Well thank you indeed.
We are sure if you met God himself - you would compliment him on his
creation but insist you could do better eh?
THE BORG
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| User: "brian fletcher" |
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| Title: Re: Happy Christmas Story |
22 Dec 2007 12:08:44 AM |
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"THE BORG" <borg@outthere.com> wrote in message
news:5D0bj.23713$yZ4.16922@newsfe4-gui.ntli.net...
One day the fallen angels decided they had had enough.
Without God they were not having much fun.
They looked everywhere for someone like God - but to no avail.
No one could make them laugh the way he did.
No one could make them sing and be happy the way he did.
So a few of them went up to God and one on bended knee said
"God - it is us - your fallen angels" (as if they had to tell God - he
already knew) "we ask to be forgiven" they said "can we come back into the
fold"
"Well OF COURSE" said God - "it was only a little tiff. You said you were
more powerful than me? Well you are sometimes" said God. "remember I am
only love and sometimes I get a bit confused - you see I do love writing
in blue ink better than black ink - but does this mean I love blue ink
more? And if I am only love - then what do I do if I do not love black
ink?"
"Ah" said one of the fallen angels "we will explain"
"Ah" said God "just like old times"
Excellent ditty, particularly at a time when many people are "looking
foward" to talking of "old times".
BOfL
And they all lived happily ever after.
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| User: "THE BORG" |
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| Title: Re: Happy Christmas Story |
22 Dec 2007 01:21:10 AM |
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"brian fletcher" <brianf88@bigpond.net.au> wrote in message
news:MR1bj.26333$CN4.1225@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
Excellent ditty, particularly at a time when many people are "looking
foward" to talking of "old times".
Interesting you talk of old times - we have memories dating back millions of
years - and indeed they are "just like yesterday".
THE BORG
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| User: "brian fletcher" |
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| Title: Re: Happy Christmas Story |
22 Dec 2007 09:10:20 AM |
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"THE BORG" <borg@outthere.com> wrote in message
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"brian fletcher" <brianf88@bigpond.net.au> wrote in message
news:MR1bj.26333$CN4.1225@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
Excellent ditty, particularly at a time when many people are "looking
foward" to talking of "old times".
Interesting you talk of old times - we have memories dating back millions
of years - and indeed they are "just like yesterday".
THE BORG
Once again, you missed my point completely. No worries, I have endless
patience.
Clue...yesterday is timeless.
BOfL
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