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25 Feb 2006 06:49:25 AM |
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just wrote my second novel at http://theblobarchives.blogspot.com/ |
only this time i couldnt be arsed to post it, it was titled 'the
anti-book and had loads of stuff in it, but i couldnt be arsed to write
it. nevertheless, it plays a bit like a halldor laxness novel only much
better, indeed it's a fucking masterpiece and i'm a fucking genius but
just when i was bout to write it, i didnt, making me one of the
greatest authors of all time. i am glad to announce that i will soon
write my third novel in a few weeks or months or so, so standby.
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25 Feb 2006 12:34:05 PM |
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wrote:
only this time i couldnt be arsed to post it, it was titled 'the
anti-book and had loads of stuff in it, but i couldnt be arsed to write
it. nevertheless, it plays a bit like a halldor laxness novel only much
better, indeed it's a fucking masterpiece and i'm a fucking genius but
just when i was bout to write it, i didnt, making me one of the
greatest authors of all time. i am glad to announce that i will soon
write my third novel in a few weeks or months or so, so standby.
why dont u write a book with no upper case or punctuation
in email format where the chars laff uproariously by saying
rotfl and use 4lws like fukkit
--
Advances in profiling -
I now hear, "Leno or Letterman?" used
regularly as a probing question like, "Do
you drink your coffee black?"
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25 Feb 2006 01:05:29 PM |
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ha escrito:
monsieurblob@hotmail.com wrote:
only this time i couldnt be arsed to post it, it was titled 'the
anti-book and had loads of stuff in it, but i couldnt be arsed to write
it. nevertheless, it plays a bit like a halldor laxness novel only much
better, indeed it's a fucking masterpiece and i'm a fucking genius but
just when i was bout to write it, i didnt, making me one of the
greatest authors of all time. i am glad to announce that i will soon
write my third novel in a few weeks or months or so, so standby.
why dont u write a book with no upper case or punctuation
in email format where the chars laff uproariously by saying
rotfl and use 4lws like fukkit
--
i shall take your considerations into consideration.
Advances in profiling -
I now hear, "Leno or Letterman?" used
regularly as a probing question like, "Do
you drink your coffee black?"
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| User: "Paul Ilechko" |
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| Title: Re: just wrote my second novel at http://theblobarchives.blogspot.com/ |
25 Feb 2006 01:42:07 PM |
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wrote:
Advances in profiling -
I now hear, "Leno or Letterman?" used
regularly as a probing question like, "Do
you drink your coffee black?"
Given that I've never watched either of them, and prefer to drink tea,
am I in danger of deportation?
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| User: "tejas" |
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25 Feb 2006 04:26:56 PM |
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"Paul Ilechko" <noSPaM_pilechko_DeLETe@patmedia.net> wrote in message
news:46bq8cFac7f4U2@individual.net...
jimcolli@pacbell.net wrote:
Advances in profiling -
I now hear, "Leno or Letterman?" used
regularly as a probing question like, "Do
you drink your coffee black?"
Given that I've never watched either of them, and prefer to drink tea,
am I in danger of deportation?
I haven't watched a late-night talk show regularly since Steve Allen was
doing this. He was actually funny.
ObEjaculation: "Smock, smock!"
Ted
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| User: "Wordsmith" |
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| Title: Re: just wrote my second novel at http://theblobarchives.blogspot.com/ |
25 Feb 2006 04:29:31 PM |
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tejas wrote:
"Paul Ilechko" <noSPaM_pilechko_DeLETe@patmedia.net> wrote in message
news:46bq8cFac7f4U2@individual.net...
jimcolli@pacbell.net wrote:
Advances in profiling -
I now hear, "Leno or Letterman?" used
regularly as a probing question like, "Do
you drink your coffee black?"
Given that I've never watched either of them, and prefer to drink tea,
am I in danger of deportation?
I haven't watched a late-night talk show regularly since Steve Allen was
doing this. He was actually funny.
ObEjaculation: "Smock, smock!"
Ted
Didn't he also do a show in the '80s on public TV called *A Meeting of
Minds*?
W : )
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28 Feb 2006 11:10:17 AM |
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Wordsmith wrote:
tejas wrote:
"Paul Ilechko" <noSPaM_pilechko_DeLETe@patmedia.net> wrote in message
news:46bq8cFac7f4U2@individual.net...
jimcolli@pacbell.net wrote:
Advances in profiling -
I now hear, "Leno or Letterman?" used
regularly as a probing question like, "Do
you drink your coffee black?"
Given that I've never watched either of them, and prefer to drink tea,
am I in danger of deportation?
I haven't watched a late-night talk show regularly since Steve Allen was
doing this. He was actually funny.
ObEjaculation: "Smock, smock!"
Ted
Didn't he also do a show in the '80s on public TV called *A Meeting of
Minds*?
Early 1970s. PBS is trying to sign him for a revamped series
where he'll be one of the minds but they can't quite get the
right channel.
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28 Feb 2006 11:42:29 AM |
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wrote:
Wordsmith wrote:
tejas wrote:
"Paul Ilechko" <noSPaM_pilechko_DeLETe@patmedia.net> wrote in message
news:46bq8cFac7f4U2@individual.net...
wrote:
Advances in profiling -
I now hear, "Leno or Letterman?" used
regularly as a probing question like, "Do
you drink your coffee black?"
Given that I've never watched either of them, and prefer to drink tea,
am I in danger of deportation?
I haven't watched a late-night talk show regularly since Steve Allen was
doing this. He was actually funny.
ObEjaculation: "Smock, smock!"
Ted
Didn't he also do a show in the '80s on public TV called *A Meeting of
Minds*?
Early 1970s. PBS is trying to sign him for a revamped series
where he'll be one of the minds but they can't quite get the
right channel.
Uh, Jim. I think Steve Allen's been dead for a number of years.. last I
saw him on TV was on HOMICIDE: LIFE ON THE STREET. He and his wife
Jayne (or Audrey?) Meadows played a couple of suicidal geezers.
Ted
ObRetortOnThe NashvilleNetwork_re:GramParsons: "He's still dead, Ralph!"
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28 Feb 2006 12:21:14 PM |
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wrote:
jimcolli@pacbell.net wrote:
Wordsmith wrote:
tejas wrote:
"Paul Ilechko" <noSPaM_pilechko_DeLETe@patmedia.net> wrote in message
news:46bq8cFac7f4U2@individual.net...
jimcolli@pacbell.net wrote:
Advances in profiling -
I now hear, "Leno or Letterman?" used
regularly as a probing question like, "Do
you drink your coffee black?"
Given that I've never watched either of them, and prefer to drink tea,
am I in danger of deportation?
I haven't watched a late-night talk show regularly since Steve Allen was
doing this. He was actually funny.
ObEjaculation: "Smock, smock!"
Ted
Didn't he also do a show in the '80s on public TV called *A Meeting of
Minds*?
Early 1970s. PBS is trying to sign him for a revamped series
where he'll be one of the minds but they can't quite get the
right channel.
Uh, Jim. I think Steve Allen's been dead for a number of years..
Well, yes and no. If he becomes a mind on "Meeting of the Minds"
he could be revived for an hour or so, if PBS can channel him
up from the underworld. (Hint, HINT.) It would be an interesting
hour with him and Jack Paar and Johnny Carson together, except
that as television, their real likenesses are still too well known
to pull off.
It might work now on stage. In San Francisco
right now, they're doing this lowbrow skit (appropriately
at the Marines Memorial Theatre in the Tenderloin) with
Frank Sinatra and the other characters from the Pack.
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| Title: Re: just wrote my second novel at http://theblobarchives.blogspot.com/ |
28 Feb 2006 02:16:45 PM |
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<jimcolli@pacbell.net> wrote in message
news:1141150874.543666.184350@j33g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
tbsamsel@infionline.net wrote:
Uh, Jim. I think Steve Allen's been dead for a number of years..
Well, yes and no. If he becomes a mind on "Meeting of the Minds"
he could be revived for an hour or so, if PBS can channel him
up from the underworld. (Hint, HINT.) It would be an interesting
hour with him and Jack Paar and Johnny Carson together, except
that as television, their real likenesses are still too well known
to pull off.
There's been a show on our PBS called SMART TV that was a tribute to Jack
Paar. Oscar Levant was featured quite a bit.
Ted
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01 Mar 2006 06:54:35 AM |
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tejas wrote:
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There's been a show on our PBS called SMART TV that was a tribute to Jack
Paar. Oscar Levant was featured quite a bit.
Turner Classic Movies have been showing a number of Levant's films.
Ob books: Levant's ---Memoirs of an Amnesiac---, --The Unimportance
of Being Oscar--
J. Del Col
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28 Feb 2006 12:29:05 PM |
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I wrote:
the Pack.
when I meant the Ratpack.
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25 Feb 2006 04:41:51 PM |
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tejas wrote:
I now hear, "Leno or Letterman?" used
regularly as a probing question like, "Do
you drink your coffee black?"
Given that I've never watched either of them, and prefer to drink tea,
am I in danger of deportation?
I haven't watched a late-night talk show regularly since Steve Allen was
doing this. He was actually funny.
ObEjaculation: "Smock, smock!"
Haven't watched late-night TV since Letterman turned grumpy, moved to
CBS and lost Jack Paar's old director--
Dave was only *half* of the 80's-NBC genius.
Derek Janssen
ejanss@comcast.net
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| User: "Don Tuite" |
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| Title: Re: just wrote my second novel at http://theblobarchives.blogspot.com/ |
25 Feb 2006 02:51:42 PM |
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On Sat, 25 Feb 2006 14:42:07 -0500, Paul Ilechko
<noSPaM_pilechko_DeLETe@patmedia.net> wrote:
jimcolli@pacbell.net wrote:
Advances in profiling -
I now hear, "Leno or Letterman?" used
regularly as a probing question like, "Do
you drink your coffee black?"
Given that I've never watched either of them, and prefer to drink tea,
am I in danger of deportation?
Replying "Long John Nebel" will stifle the interrogators.
Don
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26 Mar 2006 02:39:32 AM |
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wrote:
|| only this time i couldnt be arsed to post it, it was titled 'the
|| anti-book and had loads of stuff in it, but i couldnt be arsed to
|| write it. nevertheless, it plays a bit like a halldor laxness novel
|| only much better, indeed it's a fucking masterpiece and i'm a
|| fucking genius but just when i was bout to write it, i didnt, making
|| me one of the greatest authors of all time. i am glad to announce
|| that i will soon write my third novel in a few weeks or months or
|| so, so standby.
Does the new novel include paragraphs, capitalization and punctuation?
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25 Feb 2006 02:59:45 PM |
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To paraphrase Debussy's response on learning that some hack had
written another concerto--why, have you taken a vow?
J. Del Col
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| User: "Robert Cohen" |
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28 Feb 2006 09:36:58 AM |
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re: 3rd novel unwritten
I am of that procrastinating mind, and would like to hereaby duly state
herein that my non-novel(s) is now unavailable under "not published" on
THE NEW YORK TIMES list of non-ingeniousness--does the "i" word mean
sumthin or nuthin?
Stephen Frey of two+ appearances on the OPRAH show, Jason Blair of the
NY TIMES, and Stephen Glass of THE NEW REPUBLIC aren't sending their
insincere congratulations as well.
Clifford Irving has merged with the Trust Banking Comapany into
"ClIFFORD'S IRVING TRUST & FAT FEEDS OFF THE GULLIBLE."
And take George Sand(er) bender, and take George Bush....please.
p.s. This is perhaps National Book Week: So thus take a good book to
the john after the irregularity of Varsity chili dogs, and in case it's
again out of Sears-KMART catalogs.
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28 Feb 2006 09:48:17 AM |
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Years ago I read in --The American Poetry Review-- (IIRC) an interview
with some scribbler who declared that she was working on an epic.
And I thought to myself, how would she know? Or did she just look up
the term in --A Handbook to Literature-- and decide to write to the
definition?
J. Del Col
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