Science > Philosophy > Top 10 Reasons bin Laden Thinks He's Beating AwOL In the Terror War
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"Bret Cahill" |
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22 Jan 2006 09:37:49 AM |
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Top 10 Reasons bin Laden Thinks He's Beating AwOL In the Terror War |
10. Right wing Bush supporters betray all Bush claims of any
democratization of Iraq by calling Arabs "rag heads" and "desert
n------." You cannot be both a bigot and pro democracy.
9. Borders and ports are still wide open
8. The CIA keeps using innocent Muslim women and children for hellfire
missile target practice
7. Security still zero at U. S. refineries and chemical plants
6. Bush turned Iraq into the world's first large scale terrorist
training camp
5. Tough talking Iraq quagmire supporters hyping the "war on terror"
as THE MOST IMPORTANT EVENT IN THE HISTORY OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION are
too chickenshit to actually enlist and fight in Iraq
4. Airport security
3. The impending GOP tax cut - high interest rate stagflation
2. bin Laden knows Bush will spirit his relatives out of the country
after every terrorist attack
1. AwOL didn't acquire his moniker by accident
Bret Cahill
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| User: "Immortalist" |
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| Title: Re: Top 10 Reasons bin Laden Thinks He's Beating AwOL In the Terror War |
23 Jan 2006 12:14:26 PM |
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How could some guy hiding in a cave from a vastly superior power think he
has defeated it? Isn't that delusional?
"Bret Cahill" <BretCahill@aol.com> wrote in message
news:1137944269.714283.164080@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
10. Right wing Bush supporters betray all Bush claims of any
democratization of Iraq by calling Arabs "rag heads" and "desert
n------." You cannot be both a bigot and pro democracy.
9. Borders and ports are still wide open
8. The CIA keeps using innocent Muslim women and children for hellfire
missile target practice
7. Security still zero at U. S. refineries and chemical plants
6. Bush turned Iraq into the world's first large scale terrorist
training camp
5. Tough talking Iraq quagmire supporters hyping the "war on terror"
as THE MOST IMPORTANT EVENT IN THE HISTORY OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION are
too chickenshit to actually enlist and fight in Iraq
4. Airport security
3. The impending GOP tax cut - high interest rate stagflation
2. bin Laden knows Bush will spirit his relatives out of the country
after every terrorist attack
1. AwOL didn't acquire his moniker by accident
Bret Cahill
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| User: "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" |
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| Title: Re: Top 10 Reasons bin Laden Thinks He's Beating AwOL In the Terror War |
22 Jan 2006 11:45:47 AM |
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good one !
"Bret Cahill" <BretCahill@aol.com> wrote in message
news:1137944269.714283.164080@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
10. Right wing Bush supporters betray all Bush claims of any
democratization of Iraq by calling Arabs "rag heads" and "desert
n------." You cannot be both a bigot and pro democracy.
9. Borders and ports are still wide open
8. The CIA keeps using innocent Muslim women and children for hellfire
missile target practice
7. Security still zero at U. S. refineries and chemical plants
6. Bush turned Iraq into the world's first large scale terrorist
training camp
5. Tough talking Iraq quagmire supporters hyping the "war on terror"
as THE MOST IMPORTANT EVENT IN THE HISTORY OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION are
too chickenshit to actually enlist and fight in Iraq
4. Airport security
3. The impending GOP tax cut - high interest rate stagflation
2. bin Laden knows Bush will spirit his relatives out of the country
after every terrorist attack
1. AwOL didn't acquire his moniker by accident
Bret Cahill
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| User: "Bret Cahill" |
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| Title: Re: Top 10 Reasons bin Laden Thinks He's Beating AwOL In the Terror War |
22 Jan 2006 08:36:44 PM |
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I left out another best one:
"Republicons are more interested in gutting and cutting Social Security
than gutting and cutting mideast terrorists."
Bret Cahill
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| User: "Immortalist" |
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| Title: Re: Top 10 Reasons bin Laden Thinks He's Beating AwOL In the Terror War |
23 Jan 2006 12:15:53 PM |
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"Bret Cahill" <BretCahill@aol.com> wrote in message
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I left out another best one:
"Republicons are more interested in gutting and cutting Social Security
than gutting and cutting mideast terrorists."
Is it possible that the aging boomers are more of a threat than a few bums
hiding out in the dirt and sending love letters?
Bret Cahill
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| User: "Bret Cahill" |
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| Title: Re: Top 10 Reasons bin Laden Thinks He's Beating AwOL In the Terror War |
23 Jan 2006 09:07:22 PM |
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Let's just say the Islamist terrorists are small spuds compared to
global warming, obesity and bird flu.
Bret Cahill
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| User: "Bret Cahill" |
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| Title: Re: Top 10 Reasons bin Laden Thinks He's Beating AwOL In the Terror War |
22 Jan 2006 08:36:47 PM |
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I left out another best one:
"Republicons are more interested in gutting and cutting Social Security
than gutting and cutting mideast terrorists."
Bret Cahill
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| User: "Bret Cahill" |
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| Title: Re: Top 10 Reasons bin Laden Thinks He's Beating AwOL In the Terror War |
22 Jan 2006 12:23:55 PM |
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I left out the best one:
bin Laden knows Cheney doesn't want to win; he only wants to quagmire
bid free Halliburton contracts forever.
Bret Cahill
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