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Science > Physics |
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"Prof. Chi M. Panzee" |
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25 Dec 2005 05:22:16 AM |
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A new TOE: Spring theory explains everything |
After having found out how it worked we applied the top down approach to it,
and this is how things are:
1) There is the creator, he is on top of everything.
So he sits on the universe.
(And no he does not give a sh*t, at least many people think that. so this
satisfies those too).
2) All particles are connected by springs to all other particles.
This, and the weight (a lot) of the creator on top causes 'gravity'.
3) Electromagnetic waves travel along the springs.
Because springs are more compressed close to particles then far in-between,
this satisfies relativity, waves travel always at the same speed locally.
4) There are many kinds of springs in parallel, normal, left and right wound,
and zigzag and string like.
This satisfies the idea of circular, horizontal and vertical polarized
EM waves.
5) Everything is attached to something else, this satisfies Eastern philosophy.
6) It is winter here now, and Spring is next, so that satisfied the
'synchronicity' idea.
With 4 simple postulates we have explained the universe in a for everybody
acceptable way I think, so now I can wish all of you a Merry Christmas.
Chi M. Panzee
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| User: "Jan Panteltje" |
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| Title: Re: A new TOE: Spring theory explains everything |
26 Dec 2005 06:18:41 AM |
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On a sunny day (Sun, 25 Dec 2005 11:22:16 GMT) it happened Prof. Chi M. Panzee
<chimpanzee@bananas.for.you.com> wrote in <dolvdb$r6t$1@news.datemas.de>:
After having found out how it worked we applied the top down approach to it,
and this is how things are:
1) There is the creator, he is on top of everything.
So he sits on the universe.
(And no he does not give a sh*t, at least many people think that. so this
satisfies those too).
Very interesting,. please note that large clouds of gas (and organic
molecules) have been observed, so it is possible the Creator DID care in an
earlier stage, or even recently, as the light still has not reached us.
2) All particles are connected by springs to all other particles.
This, and the weight (a lot) of the creator on top causes 'gravity'.
Shocking simplicity! OF cause! Should have seen that before, so 'fields' are
actually spring tensions! How beautiful!
And of cause a vibration (EM waves in your example) always travel as a fixed
speed (C in case of the spring material) local to the particle observer it is
attached to!
Genius!
3) Electromagnetic waves travel along the springs.
Because springs are more compressed close to particles then far in-between,
this satisfies relativity, waves travel always at the same speed locally.
4) There are many kinds of springs in parallel, normal, left and right wound,
and zigzag and string like.
This satisfies the idea of circular, horizontal and vertical polarized
EM waves.
mmm
5) Everything is attached to something else, this satisfies Eastern philosophy.
6) It is winter here now, and Spring is next, so that satisfied the
'synchronicity' idea.
With 4 simple postulates we have explained the universe in a for everybody
acceptable way I think, so now I can wish all of you a Merry Christmas.
Chi M. Panzee
Great, finally a theory that will make everyone happy, even the string people,
followups to sci.math and sci.relativity, they will appreciate the springs,
this simple mechanism solves all their problems, much better then
'trampolines'.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: A new TOE: Spring theory explains everything |
26 Dec 2005 07:03:31 PM |
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Prof. Chi M. Panzee wrote:
After having found out how it worked we applied the top down approach to it,
and this is how things are:
1), 2), 3), 4) and 5) and
6) It is winter here now, and Spring is next, so that satisfied the
'synchronicity' idea.
Is this the rebirth of Aristoteles 'simultanously'-idea ? All clocks
driven by a spring will recoil with happyness, the movement frozen to a
constant can melt.
Did You notice, the period of daylight in northern hemisphere is
expanding already ( in ancient times this was expressed in helical
motion).
I wish You fertility for Your physics.
Hero, Chi L.D.
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