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--- quoting what Google shows for today for the posts which mention
Archimedes Plutonium ---
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quiz question for graduate students of math
.... Archimedes Plutonium www.iw.net/~a_plutonium whole entire Universe
is just one
big atom where dots of the electron-dot-cloud are galaxies
sci.logic - Sep 16, 1:52 pm by - 16 messages -
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Revisiting my (alleged) proof of the Goldbach Conjecture
.... Archimedes Plutonium www.iw.net/~a_pltuonium whole entire Universe
is just one
big atom where dots of the electron-dot-cloud are galaxies
sci.math - Sep 16, 1:21 pm by - 16 messages - 3
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What physics principle governs this common world experience ...
.... Archimedes Plutonium www.iw.net/~a_plutonium whole entire Universe
is just one
big atom where dots of the electron-dot-cloud are galaxies
sci.physics - Sep 16, 12:25 pm by - 1 message -
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Usually on the righthand side of the screen are the Google ads, which
key onto words of interest in the posts themselves.
In the past those ads matched my posts of physics, of math, of biology.
But as of lately those ads are nothing but pornography. I never (or
very rarely ever) stray from posting about science issues.
So why is this pornography attached to the name Archimedes Plutonium?
Does Google have some sort of formula that they work from to make the
ads relevant to the search? Or can advertisers target posters such that
their crap is always tied to a poster. I would not be raising this
issue if the ads were relevant to science, as exemplified by my post
today of
Sep 16, 12:25 pm
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Subject: What physics principle governs this common world experience--
graduate student quiz
where the ads to the righthand side were ads to Harvard, Princeton etc
etc.
I take offence to a system wherein an author is smeared by the
advertisement that is irrelevant to the postings of the author.
It maybe that my enemies make posts that include my name and include
pornography, but this is the problem of Google and not a private
citizen who is being smeared by corrupt advertising.
So where is this corruption emanating in the Google ad mechanism?
Archimedes Plutonium
www.iw.net/~a_plutonium
whole entire Universe is just one big atom
where dots of the electron-dot-cloud are galaxies
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17 Sep 2005 03:52:30 PM |
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*plonk*
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| User: "Proginoskes" |
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17 Sep 2005 02:19:21 AM |
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I take offence to a system wherein an author is smeared by the
advertisement that is irrelevant to the postings of the author.
It maybe that my enemies make posts that include my name and include
pornography, but this is the problem of Google and not a private
citizen who is being smeared by corrupt advertising.
So where is this corruption emanating in the Google ad mechanism?
I searched for my name, and got the following:
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So it must just be you.
--- Christopher Heckman
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17 Sep 2005 04:03:20 AM |
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Proginoskes wrote:
I searched for my name, and got the following:
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So it must just be you.
--- Christopher Heckman
Well there is a different grouping of ads when you sort your search by
relevancy or sort by date. When I sort the search by relevancy I find
no objectionable ad, but when I sort the search of Archimedes Plutonium
by date there are those two pornography web sites.
I wonder if Google allows for advertisers to attach their crappy ads on
select individuals and so the ads have no relevancy to the posted
material. This could get troublesome to those people with a large
readership in that these carnival barker aggressive salespeople attach
their ad on all sorts of sordid and subliminal-criminal shady
activities selling fake medicines, cigarettes, interest rate loans,
pornography, and fraud shops.
I would think that Google had some means of keeping posts to the sci
hierarchy as sort of clean ads and set their machines to put
low-life-ads in the alt newsgroups. At least keep the porn ads and
medical fraud ads and interest rate loan ads out of sci newsgroups.
Archimedes Plutonium
www.iw.net/~a_plutonium
whole entire Universe is just one big atom
where dots of the electron-dot-cloud are galaxies
Archimedes Plutonium
www.iw.net/~a_plutonium
whole entire Universe is just one big atom
where dots of the electron-dot-cloud are galaxies
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16 Sep 2005 10:28:25 PM |
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Archimedes Plutonium is also a rock band and a brand of colostomy bag.
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| User: "James Kibo Parry" |
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16 Sep 2005 10:32:01 PM |
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In news.admin.net-abuse.misc, sci.physics, and sci.math,
Archimedes Plutonium (a_plutonium@hotmail.com) wrote:
--- quoting what Google shows for today for the posts which mention
Archimedes Plutonium ---
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Usually on the righthand side of the screen are the Google ads, which
key onto words of interest in the posts themselves.
In the past those ads matched my posts of physics, of math, of biology.
But as of lately those ads are nothing but pornography.
Well, then, you should be careful never to use the word "pornography".
'Cause if you ever did, Google would say "Aha! He's talking about
pornography! Now he _wants_ us to tell him all about ponygirls getting
their high heels stuck in maple syrup!"
So, try not to say the word "pornography", which I'm pretending you
didn't just say, which you did. Oh, also, you quoted the word "sex".
So now Google thinks you know what sex is.
Anyway, if you weren't talking about porn here and now, Google might
not be telling you about even more porn. You should be careful not to
quote anything I said here, because I've just said some naughty words, and
you should also be careful not to quote anything you've ever said, because
you've made many words seem stupid merely by putting them next to each other.
Enough about porn. Let's talk about something else. Did you hear
that astronomers just discovered the secret of the Venus Butterfly Nebula?
Turns out it's a quasar felching a black hole. They've named this new
obscene celestial object a "squixtar". What are your views on squixtars?
And please, don't use any dirty words.
I never (or very rarely ever) stray from posting about science issues.
For sufficiently small values of "never".
Hey, have you ever played Fizzbin?
So why is this pornography attached to the name Archimedes Plutonium?
I think you meant to say "how". Because then I could answer you
with some remark about Archimedes Plutonium's Electric Velcro,
or Archimedes Plutonium's Full-Body Straitjacket With Poop Hole.
Hmm, it was many years ago that you went on a rant about full-body
straight jackets with poop holes. Maybe Google scanned through its
archives and figured that if you were saying naughty toidy words
like "poop" several years ago, by now you're probably grown up enough
to be ready for the real porn.
Does Google have some sort of formula that they work from to make the
ads relevant to the search?
What, you think it's possible they made their billions of dollars
by paying one guy to roll a die 583,000,000,000,000 times?
Duh. Like most advertising, it happens... sting)
music
(dramatic ...ON PURPOSE!!!
Or can advertisers target posters such that their crap is always
tied to a poster.
Buy Posters Of Archie Being Tied To A Poster
click here
I take offence to a system wherein an author is smeared by the
advertisement that is irrelevant to the postings of the author.
See Archie Being Smeared By An Advertisement Of Him Being Smeared By Maple Syrup
click here
It maybe that my enemies make posts that include my name and include
pornography, but this is the problem of Google and not a private
citizen who is being smeared by corrupt advertising.
See Archie's Private... naah, this is just too easy.
So where is this corruption emanating in the Google ad mechanism?
Well, you see, Google's "ad mechanism" is entirely controlled by
this one atom at its exact center. It's an atom of pornium, the
sexiest element known to scientists, except for those who are
still wasting their time with carbon dating.
-- K.
Have you ever considered
that EVERY page of search
engine results has some
porn links on it? It's
a law of nature first
discovered by Ben Franklin.
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