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Science > Physics |
| User: |
"Ed Conrad" |
| Date: |
15 May 2007 06:20:22 AM |
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BIZARRE ACCIDENT AT SMITHSONIAN -- Piranha Attack |
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Lawrence B. Small, former Secretary of the Smithsonian, lost
his weener this morning during a swim in the Institution's
indoor pool.
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Small, who enjoys taking a dip after breakfast, was bitten
by one or more piranha which authorities say had been put
in the pool by one Ed Conrad.
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Conrad apparently was miffed because the Smithsonian
has long denied he has discovered petrified bones, teeth
and soft organs -- some HUMAN -- between anthracite coal
veins, which obviously destroys the Theory of man's Evolution..
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This photo was taken by a Paparazzi just seconds before
the piranha attack.
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LATE UPDATE
Small, at the hospital preparing for a penis transplant
from talk.origins moderator David Iain Greig, said he
may have to find a new line of work and is seriously
considering joining the carnival as a touring freak..
http://www.nurple.com/sideshow/
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HOW TO PROTECT YOUR PENIS
http://www.vasectomy-information.com/humor/manual.htm
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EXPLAINING THE WEENER (and other good stuff...)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=weener
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THOSE ***** PIRANHA
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piranha
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The anthros, their interests SO vested
And Poor Truth, for too long molested
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were MY call, they'd ALL be arrested
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A BIT OF INFORMATION ABOUT LAWRENCE B, SMALL
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/03/18/AR2007031801369.html
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TRUTH VS. THE MONUMENTAL LIE OF MAN'S EVOLUTION
(Fossils -- SOME HUMAN -- Found Between Coal Veins)
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http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/Discoveries.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/MoreFossils.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/HumanBrain.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/TestResults.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/OldestTool.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/Scorpion.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/MVC-013F.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/MVC-022S.JPG
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To prove they're the real McCoy:
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PETRIFIED FOSSILS STILL EMBEDDED IN SLATE
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http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/NewFossils/MVC-007S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/NewFossils/MVC-009S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/NewFossils/MVC-010S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/NewFossils/MVC-012S.JPG
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Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad,com
Man as Old as Coal
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