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"Sorcerer" |
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23 Aug 2006 11:55:04 AM |
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Dangerous situation |
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.
On your right side is a sharp drop off and on your left side is
an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.
Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo
and your horse is unable to overtake it.
Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
If you do not know, see answer below.
Get your drunken arse off the merry-go-round!
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Der alte Hexenmeister ist:
Sorcerer Androcles Dumbledore, Headmaster, hogwarts.physics
school for zauberlehrlings.
"One muggle's magic is another sorcerer's engineering"
http://www.androcles01.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/
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| User: "Richard Tobin" |
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| Title: Re: Dangerous situation |
24 Aug 2006 07:29:46 AM |
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In article <IL%Gg.141584$9d4.134732@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk>,
Sorcerer <Headmaster@hogwarts.physics_a> wrote:
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.
We have rec.humor.funny for jokes. And sure enough, this was posted
there just a few days ago.
-- Richard
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| User: "Sorcerer" |
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| Title: Re: Dangerous situation |
24 Aug 2006 08:51:26 AM |
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"Richard Tobin" <richard@cogsci.ed.ac.uk> wrote in message
news:eck63q$hik$2@pc-news.cogsci.ed.ac.uk...
| In article <IL%Gg.141584$9d4.134732@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk>,
| Sorcerer <Headmaster@hogwarts.physics_a> wrote:
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| >You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.
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| We have rec.humor.funny for jokes. And sure enough, this was posted
| there just a few days ago.
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| -- Richard
Ok...
We have sci.physics.relativity,sci.physics for physics, but we get oodles of
political, racial and religious crap as well, so lighten up.
Androcles
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| User: "Dirk Van de moortel" |
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| Title: Re: Dangerous situation |
24 Aug 2006 11:24:15 AM |
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"Richard Tobin" <richard@cogsci.ed.ac.uk> wrote in message news:eck63q$hik$2@pc-news.cogsci.ed.ac.uk...
In article <IL%Gg.141584$9d4.134732@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk>,
Sorcerer <Headmaster@hogwarts.physics_a> wrote:
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.
We have rec.humor.funny for jokes. And sure enough, this was posted
there just a few days ago.
He never gives a source when he steals a joke or a funny line:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.physics.relativity/msg/2cb305889bbc7698
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Kenya+and+walking+through+the+bush%22
Dirk Vdm
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| User: "Sorcerer" |
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| Title: Re: Dangerous situation |
24 Aug 2006 11:41:10 AM |
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"Dirk Van de moortel" <dirkvandemoortel@ThankS-NO-SperM.hotmail.com> wrote
in message news:PokHg.38823$lS7.578658@phobos.telenet-ops.be...
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| "Richard Tobin" <richard@cogsci.ed.ac.uk> wrote in message
news:eck63q$hik$2@pc-news.cogsci.ed.ac.uk...
| > In article <IL%Gg.141584$9d4.134732@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk>,
| > Sorcerer <Headmaster@hogwarts.physics_a> wrote:
| >
| >>You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.
| >
| > We have rec.humor.funny for jokes. And sure enough, this was posted
| > there just a few days ago.
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| He never gives a source when he steals a joke or a funny line:
|
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.physics.relativity/msg/2cb305889bbc7698
| http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Kenya+and+walking+through+the+bush%22
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| Dirk Vdm
I got it from a lady friend in the USA, I wouldn't introduce her to a
motherfucking
psychopath like you, you'd be trying to put a trojan in her computer.
Androcles
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| User: "Dirk Van de moortel" |
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| Title: Re: Dangerous situation |
24 Aug 2006 12:10:13 PM |
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"Sorcerer" <Headmaster@hogwarts.physics_a> wrote in message news:GEkHg.142784$9d4.42636@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
"Dirk Van de moortel" <dirkvandemoortel@ThankS-NO-SperM.hotmail.com> wrote
in message news:PokHg.38823$lS7.578658@phobos.telenet-ops.be...
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| "Richard Tobin" <richard@cogsci.ed.ac.uk> wrote in message
news:eck63q$hik$2@pc-news.cogsci.ed.ac.uk...
| > In article <IL%Gg.141584$9d4.134732@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk>,
| > Sorcerer <Headmaster@hogwarts.physics_a> wrote:
| >
| >>You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.
| >
| > We have rec.humor.funny for jokes. And sure enough, this was posted
| > there just a few days ago.
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| He never gives a source when he steals a joke or a funny line:
|
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.physics.relativity/msg/2cb305889bbc7698
| http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Kenya+and+walking+through+the+bush%22
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| Dirk Vdm
I got it from a lady friend in the USA, I wouldn't introduce her to a
motherfucking
psychopath like you, you'd be trying to put a trojan in her computer.
Ha.... the good old Trojan pops up again :-)
Still haven't figured it out I see?
Excellent.
Dirk Vdm
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| User: "Sorcerer" |
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| Title: Re: Dangerous situation |
24 Aug 2006 12:24:17 PM |
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"Dirk Van de moortel" <dirkvandemoortel@ThankS-NO-SperM.hotmail.com> wrote
in message news:V3lHg.38887$My3.581685@phobos.telenet-ops.be...
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| "Sorcerer" <Headmaster@hogwarts.physics_a> wrote in message
news:GEkHg.142784$9d4.42636@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
| >
| > "Dirk Van de moortel" <dirkvandemoortel@ThankS-NO-SperM.hotmail.com>
wrote
| > in message news:PokHg.38823$lS7.578658@phobos.telenet-ops.be...
| > |
| > | "Richard Tobin" <richard@cogsci.ed.ac.uk> wrote in message
| > news:eck63q$hik$2@pc-news.cogsci.ed.ac.uk...
| > | > In article <IL%Gg.141584$9d4.134732@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk>,
| > | > Sorcerer <Headmaster@hogwarts.physics_a> wrote:
| > | >
| > | >>You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.
| > | >
| > | > We have rec.humor.funny for jokes. And sure enough, this was posted
| > | > there just a few days ago.
| > |
| > | He never gives a source when he steals a joke or a funny line:
| > |
| >
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.physics.relativity/msg/2cb305889bbc7698
| > |
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Kenya+and+walking+through+the+bush%22
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| > | Dirk Vdm
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| > I got it from a lady friend in the USA, I wouldn't introduce her to a
| > motherfucking
| > psychopath like you, you'd be trying to put a trojan in her computer.
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| Ha.... the good old Trojan pops up again :-)
| Still haven't figured it out I see?
| Excellent.
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| Dirk Vdm
You have no physics on your web page, you are proud
of sniffing my arse, you've never read your hero's paper, you
are a psychopath with an Androcles complex and you are a
motherfucking local village idiot. You'd be pitiful if I had any pity.
xi, x', difference?
Can't answer that, can you?
Androcles.
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| User: "Sorcerer" |
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| Title: Re: Dangerous situation |
24 Aug 2006 12:24:04 PM |
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"Dirk Van de moortel" <dirkvandemoortel@ThankS-NO-SperM.hotmail.com> wrote
in message news:V3lHg.38887$My3.581685@phobos.telenet-ops.be...
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| "Sorcerer" <Headmaster@hogwarts.physics_a> wrote in message
news:GEkHg.142784$9d4.42636@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
| >
| > "Dirk Van de moortel" <dirkvandemoortel@ThankS-NO-SperM.hotmail.com>
wrote
| > in message news:PokHg.38823$lS7.578658@phobos.telenet-ops.be...
| > |
| > | "Richard Tobin" <richard@cogsci.ed.ac.uk> wrote in message
| > news:eck63q$hik$2@pc-news.cogsci.ed.ac.uk...
| > | > In article <IL%Gg.141584$9d4.134732@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk>,
| > | > Sorcerer <Headmaster@hogwarts.physics_a> wrote:
| > | >
| > | >>You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.
| > | >
| > | > We have rec.humor.funny for jokes. And sure enough, this was posted
| > | > there just a few days ago.
| > |
| > | He never gives a source when he steals a joke or a funny line:
| > |
| >
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.physics.relativity/msg/2cb305889bbc7698
| > |
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Kenya+and+walking+through+the+bush%22
| > |
| > | Dirk Vdm
| >
| > I got it from a lady friend in the USA, I wouldn't introduce her to a
| > motherfucking
| > psychopath like you, you'd be trying to put a trojan in her computer.
|
| Ha.... the good old Trojan pops up again :-)
| Still haven't figured it out I see?
| Excellent.
|
| Dirk Vdm
You have no physics on your web page, you are proud
of sniffing my arse, you've never read your hero's paper, you
are a psychopath with an Androcles complex and you are a
*****. Pitiful.
Androcles.
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| User: "tj Frazir" |
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| Title: Re: Dangerous situation |
23 Aug 2006 11:01:00 AM |
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shoot the lion then shoot your self please
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