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What does it take to be someone like me in this century?

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What does it take to be someone like me in this century?
First you must learn to obey the following set of rules:

1) I renounce all my faith in G-d. Anyone who does not
worship Nostradamus and Cayce is an idiot. The only
smart people in the world are astrologers. The only
true Christians are astrologers.

2) Logic and reason are fairy tales concocted by crazy
fanatics to brainwash and control the masses. There
isn't an ounce of truth in the entire thing. Anyone
who believes in such fairy tales is mentally insane.

3) Since logic is nothing but a fairy tale for foolish
nitwits, all valid forms of argument work by random
assertion and ad hominem. My opponents are only mad
animals like any other atheists, who just happen to
have superior intelligence over me.

4) I renounce any and all forms of independent thought.
The only thoughts worthy of consideration are those
which Nostradamus and my fellow New Agers agree on.
Any scientific research which contradicts the party
line will be summarily ignored and debunked. If you
fail to renounce any such unauthorized work, you're
going to be blackballed, and the only job you'll be
able to hold will be in the diner in the fiery lake.

5) More than a third of a century ago, while Nixon was
President, NASA created an ABSOLUTELY PERFECT fraud
of a mission to the Moon, mush more realistic than
any movies by Hollywood have ever been able to make
before or since. Six times they performed this hoax
with no betrayal, and not a single mislocated radio
transmission from the astronauts, showing that they
were really on Earth. true. Don't you even dare say
otherwise, since if you do, you'll be called a kook.

6) The great pyramids at the al-Gizeh plateau were not
ignorant Egyptian slaves, but by intelligent people.
Only magic and alien construction methods were used,
and they were built long before the rise of the Old
Kingdom of Egypt. Today we could not build pyramids;
the ones in Las Vegas are fakes, just like the Moon
Misson. Anyone who does not believe what sages like
Edgar Cayce and Ed Leedskalnin had to say about the
pyramids is also a kook...you'll never find work as
a member of the Choir Invisible.


7) Only since the days of Copernicus have humans known
about the sidereal orbits of planets. Those who say
that ancient astronomers could see the planets move
against the starry background of Earth's caelestial
firmament is a liar and a fraud. Everyone knows the
planets were thought of only as "wanderers" because
ancient astronomers inherited this information from
their Atlantean ancestors and their alien gods. Who
could deduce that the planets move over days, weeks,
months and years against the night sky? Clearly not
savage ancient astronomers such as those old Mayans,
Egyptians, Babylonians, et al. All were bug-brained
oafs that couldn't think, count, reason, or put one
stone on top of another. Just because each of these
ancient astronomers knew the sidereal orders of the
planets from the Moon out to Pluto, does not entail
that they worked it out themselves. They were pagan,
superstitious morons who believed in many gods, but
not in the true Prophet, Nostradamus. Any fools who
say the ancients could think, count, and follow the
motion of the planets by themselves ought to be put
on deathrow.

8) Finally, if you want to be as competent at trolling
as I am, then you will need to learn how to respond
to criticism. I am not capable of defending my posi-
tion. That's why I ignore everyone who doesn't take
everything I say as gospel. Otherwise I would be re-
quired to actually defend my ideals with facts, and
not just my routine baseless rhetoric; and if I was
forced to do that--naturally--I'd be defeated. So I
warn you, would-be Prophet and Astrologer. I cannot
scientifically defend my position. That's why I can
only ignore science and reason, instead of reacting
to it. There's no Godly science beyond the approval
of my venal whims. Independent thought is forbidden.
It's that simple.

Daniel Joseph Min

*Min's $10,000,000 Reward For Astronomers:

*Min's Newsgroup-Archived Home Page On The World Wide Web:

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If you consider the content of this post to be particularly offensive,
disgusting or plain illegal, it is probably 'designer abuse', a
message designed specifically to hurt the remailer's
reputation/existence.

Some people hate this remailer so badly that, for example, they did
not hesitate to celebrate the death of 148 French tourists in a plane
crash. Those people seceded from the human race, so don't hesitate to
report them directly to the police.
2004/01/03 (contact <abuse@cotse.com>) Blue.Jay celebrates

2004/01/19 <rabbi@thetis.deor.org> Len Sassaman chooses that moment to
bring his support to Blue.Jay

More about the subject will be available http://frogadmin.yi.org/HOS/

Similarly, a person claiming to be one "Daniel Joseph Min" is
attempting to defame us by posting astrological and religious trash,
and absurd claims that the Moon Landing is a hoax. Unfortunately, it
is not possible to report _him_ to the police. Instead, you should
simply ignore him.