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editing the Wikipedia entry of Archimedes Plutonium 5Sept05 |
The below is a quoting in full of Wikipedia after I entered the edit to
the "my assessement of my ideas". In such an entry of Archimedes
Plutonium where any hatemonger can alter the text filling it with
mistakes and mockery, there should be one corner for which the person
can have with is not under constant attack. The assessement of my ideas
is such a corner for which the hatemongers are held at bay. Because I
am not going to spend hours of my life trying to correct what
hatemongers can constantly do to such a encyclopedia entry. For
example, a couple of weeks ago some hatemonger installed a sentence
saying that the Plutonium Atom Totality theory was discovered by me in
a graveyard when that is simply a falsehood.
But I am happy with Wikipedia, and happy with this entry because I have
a corner in it for which the rest of the entry does not really matter.
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Archimedes Plutonium
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
Archimedes Plutonium (born July 5, 1950) is primarily noted for his
varied and eccentric contributions to Usenet. Plutonium repeatedly
claimed to be the greatest living scientist, and referred to himself at
least once as "The King of Science"[1], although he is almost
universally regarded as a crank. One of Plutonium's earliest and most
memorable posts in December, 1993 [2]replies to Andrew Wiles' report on
the status of his proof of Fermat's last theorem.
Contents
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* 1 Background
* 2 Plutonium's claims
o 2.1 Plutonium's assessment of his ideas
* 3 Biographical notes
* 4 Quotes
* 5 External links
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Background
Since strong user authentication was rarely used on Usenet during its
early stages, some had suggested that Plutonium might have been a
series of hoaxes or a practical joke. However, the claim that Plutonium
is a real person is corroborated by a photograph and article about him
in the Dartmouth College campus newspaper on November 11, 1991 [3].
Nevertheless, one cannot be sure that all posts attributed to Plutonium
on Usenet were actually his.
According to an autobiography he posted to Usenet in the 1990s,
Plutonium was born with the name Ludwig Poehlmann in Arzberg, Germany.
His family came to the United States of America in his youth, settling
near Cincinnati, Ohio. Ludwig was adopted in his teens by a local
real-estate investor named Willis Hansen, and his name was changed to
Ludwig Hansen. His autobiography stated that he received an
undergraduate degree in mathematics from the University of Cincinnati
and did some graduate work at a university in Utah, but headed off to
Melbourne, Australia, to serve as a mathematics tutor in the early
1970s. He returned to the United States later in the 1970s, and,
according to his autobiography, inherited his adoptive father's
real-estate holdings, which he claimed to have parlayed into a large
fortune through stock market investments in the 1980s. His
autobiography also stated that he spent some time in the United States
Navy during the 1980s. At some point after his adoptive father's death,
he changed his name to Ludwig von Ludwig, under which he may have first
posted to Usenet at the start of the 1990s.
Plutonium was long observed on the campus of Dartmouth College, where
he rode around on a bicycle and wore an orange hunting hat and a
homemade cape decorated with atomic symbols in Magic Marker. Students
frequently saw him using the computer cluster in the basement of the
Kiewit Computation Centre, and he regularly published full-page
advertisements of his claims in the student newspaper, The
Dartmouth[4]. Plutonium worked as a potwasher at the Hanover Inn, which
the college owns. When asked on Usenet how this observed job jibed with
his claims of wealth, Plutonium explained that he only took the job in
order to get Internet access. In 1999 Plutonium posted various
complaints about the management of Dartmouth, calling for a strike by
workers there and suggesting various conspiracy theories concerning
college administrators [5]. Plutonium lost his job at Dartmouth about
August of 1999. After making what he termed "science odyssey tours" of
the United States and Europe, Plutonium then moved to rural Meckling,
South Dakota, where he resumed his Usenet posting, saying he now lives
on a "homestead" apparently consisting of a house, two Airstream
trailers, and a grove of various sorts of trees.
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Plutonium's claims
In late 1990, Plutonium claims to have had the realization of his
Plutonium Atom Totality Theory (supposedly while lying in the Dartmouth
Cemetery), a theory he claimed to be one of the most important
breakthroughs in scientific history. According to this theory, the
Universe is a giant plutonium atom, and the part of the universe we are
able to observe from Earth, including Earth itself, is somewhere in its
outer electron shells. He then changed his name to Ludwig Plutonium. In
autumn of 1994 he claims to have realized that he was the reincarnation
of the great early Greek scientist Archimedes, and so once again
changed his name to Archimedes Plutonium.
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Plutonium's assessment of his ideas
(1) Plutonium Atom Totality theory. According to this theory, there was
no Big Bang, but rather growth from a "Hydrogen Atom Totality" into the
present "Plutonium Atom Totality", in which "the galaxies are dots of
the electron dot cloud".
(2) Fusion Barrier Principle. Quoting Plutonium, "Fission energy is the
highest form of energy that is able to be controlled and surpass
breakeven. A Tokamak such as JET or ITER can only reach 2/3 breakeven
because 1/3 of the input energy is forever lost in controlling the
device."
(3) Correct theory of Superconductivity is that it is the maximization
of Classical Physics of electronegativity and conduction-band theory.
We have already found the upper limit of superconductivity within a few
degrees of the world recordholder for superconduction. The BCS theory
is a fakery.
(4) Unification of the Forces of Physics as a Coulomb Unification.
Unification logically and obviously means one force and the only force
that is perfect is the Coulomb force, which means the
strong-nuclear-force combines with the weak-nuclear to make a
nuclear-coulomb-force and that gravity is a fictional force.
(5) For biology, the theory of Evolution is flawed, it is not a theory
but a rule or algorithm that captures much of what happens but not like
a theory which captures all of what happens. What replaces Evolution is
Superdeterminism. The Bell Inequality with the Aspect Experiments show
us that Quantum Physics is on the large scale and that events are
connected stretching across the entire distance of the Universe. You
cannot have Evolution and Superdeterminism both correct. One has to
become a rule and the other the theory.
(6) Stonethrowing theory. This theory states that every planet that has
intelligent life all came through one and the same channel of events
where a creature began throwing of rocks and stones and that throwing
behaviour will catapult that species to intelligence and civilization.
The likelihood is that every alien intelligent lifeform had ancestors
that lived in trees because treeclimbing bone anatomy is a short
distance in change to bone anatomy of stonethrowing. And Stonethrowing
theory says that throwing created bipedalism, so throwing came first
and created bipedalism.
(7) For Psychology, the Brain Locus Theory derived from the Atom
Totality with its Superdeterminism via Bell Inequality. This Brain
Locus theory says that the mind is like a radio receiver and thoughts
occur out-of-body. In fact the Protons in the Nucleus of the Atom
Totality shot neutrinos and photons in the brains of all living
organisms and forces them to have the "thought or thinking".
(8) For mathematics, from 1993 to present I have shown in details that
the Natural Numbers are a fake set, a illusional set, and that the
Natural Numbers are really infinite species. They are the p-adics which
I call Infinite Integers. Once mathematics understands this change then
all the old unproven conjectures of Number Theory such as Fermat's Last
Theorem are proven, and even Riemann Hypothesis.
(9) Reversing Global-Warming with Earth Air-Conditioner. For years I
thought a CFC-variant would form the basis of a Earth Air Conditioner
but in year 2005 I have concluded that aluminum sequin is the lowest
base form of a Air Conditioner where we inject aluminum sequin into
orbit. There is a proof that any chlorine molecule such as CFCs will
increase Global Warming.
(10) Mutually Assured Destruction Fleet, M.A.D. Fleet for political
science: A fleet for the purpose of preventing ever any nuclear missile
attack launching. Composed of all countries who want to contribute. The
fleet parks itself off the coast of a threatening country/s such as
Pakistan and India in 2001-2002. If a country launches nuclear missile
then the Fleet launches nuclear missiles and annihilates the aggressor.
The Cuban Missile Crisis in the 1960s is a example of the M.A.D. Fleet.
Another function of the Fleet is to park off of NorthKorea or Iran and
should they attack the Fleet in any way shape or form then the Fleet is
obliged to regime change the rogue country. The M.A.D. Fleet injects
onto our world a motivation and incentive for countries who have
nuclear missiles to scrap them and for countries who do not have
nuclear missiles to never build them.
(11) Human Overpopulation is the number one major factor that causes
most wars and is the number one social evil on this planet Earth. Wars
occur periodically of about a 30 years spaced apart due to human
generational birthing. USA Civil WAr and Franco-Prussian War and WW1
then WW2 are examples of where human population is beyond its means and
violence and war erupt due mainly to human overpopulation. We must
correct ourselves of human overpopulation because if we do not then we
extinct many species of animals and lessen diversity. We run the risk
of nuclear war and thus nuclear pollution. We have conquered Earth's
physical environment to lend us comfort but we have yet to conquer our
own greed of filling this planet chock full of people. As long as we do
not control human population we have the recurring and increasing evils
of wars, pollution, terrorism, starvation, crime etc. When we do not
solve overpopulation then wars, disease, starvation, pollution, crime,
terror ensue and solve it for us. Until we solve human overpopulation
we should not call ourselves Homo sapiens but Homo dumbo and we should
not be called an intelligent species but a reckless species. I believe
this problem is best tackled with a combination of laws restricting the
number of babies and a incentive of human cloning to those that obey
the law.
(12) The Optimal Strategy from VonNeumann Gametheory for Playing the
StockMarket is that of switching campaigns with the technique of
Crossover. Which I have demonstrated with SBC and BCE shares for the
years 2004 and 2005. When one crosses-over the other I sell and buy the
other increasing the total number of share units. I prove it is the
optimal strategy because it is the only strategy that has 2 forms of
currency-- paper money currency and shares of stock as currency.
above edit done by Archimedes Plutonium, 5 Sept 2005.
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Biographical notes
In his autobiography (entitled at one point Ludwig Plutonium: the
Chosen One, and claimed to be 2200 pages), Plutonium claims he started
posting to Usenet on August 12 of 1993 under the name of Ludwig
Plutonium. He posts and cross-posts to a wide variety of groups on
Usenet, especially in the sci. (science) hierarchy. Other than the
Plutonium ATOM Totality Theory, one of his most noteworthy
announcements was that he has a single plutonium atom at the center of
his brain, which makes him a super genius. He claims this follows from
the Plutonium Atom Totality Theory according to which thoughts and
ideas do not originate in our own minds but are created in the nucleus
of the atom-universe by the deities who reside there. The plutonium
atom at the center of his brain improves his brain's ability to pick up
the thoughts beamed out by the nuclear deities.
He is also known for posting about his favorite types of fruit and
candy to unrelated science newsgroups [6]. On other occasions he is
believed to have rather ineptly attempted to forge posts under the
names of those who contradicted his claims.
Plutonium sometimes claimed on Usenet to be independently wealthy from
his investments, and on occasion he would post about his stock
investment strategies, sometimes seeking out an ideal investment
strategy that he could compare to an ideal game of chess. In fact, most
of Plutonium's Usenet postings on what he referred to as science seemed
to stem from his ability to draw unusual and sometimes bizarre
comparisons; for instance the similarity he claimed to see between the
entire universe and an atom (but this is hardly original since Ray
Cummings wrote his novel Girl in the Golden Atom in 1919), or the
similarity between quantum tunneling and the pouring of breakfast
cereal from its box.
Archimedes Plutonium is often nicknamed "Arky", "Archy", "Archie",
"Archy Pu", or "Archie-Poo" by others on the internet. His exploits are
followed religiously and commented on with a mixture of mockery and
amazement on the newsgroup alt.religion.kibology.
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Quotes
* "Calm down, man, this is only the Internet, this isn't Vietnam,
go play some par golf or tennis set" [7]
* "When an electron is collapsed, i.e., under observation then the
electron transforms into a ball, a particle, and not the dots which go
to making-up of the particle." Quote explaining collapse of the
wavefunction from Plutonium's treatise [8].
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External links
* Archimedes Plutonium website It is currently disabled. Here is
the archive.org archive of it. Here you can access his huge
autobiography and some other stuff.
* This site appears to be Plutonium's current website
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06 Sep 2005 07:10:39 AM |
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wrote:
The below is a quoting in full of Wikipedia after I entered
the edit to the "my assessement of my ideas". In such an entry
of Archimedes Plutonium where any hatemonger can alter the text
filling it with mistakes and mockery, there should be one corner
for which the person can have with is not under constant attack.
[...]
I wonder if it would be possible to devise a kind of "trusted
vote" system, whereby people who contributed to Wikipedia were
entitled to vote on other Wikipedia entries, with their votes
being "weighted" according to the votes of others on _their_
contributions, somewhat analogous to how search engines
assess the quality of links.
Trouble is it would all get a bit complicated and circular,
with everyone's votes affecting each other. But it would
allow a reliability "layering", established by common consent,
instead of the crude "in/out?" votes which I gather Wikipedia
currently uses.
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| Title: Re: editing the Wikipedia entry of Archimedes Plutonium 5Sept05 |
06 Sep 2005 03:44:00 AM |
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So.... Did someone say something untrue?
You don't post under your real name, instead you use "Archimedes
Plutonium."
Forgive me for thinking that's a bit silly, Mr. Plutonium.
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