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07 Sep 2005 10:48:15 PM |
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Expecting nothing in return... living day by day. |
Hi John_Bailo, You sketched:
The faster the molecules vibrate, the more
pronounced the Lorentz transformation, making the person /skinny/.
Heat is the kinetic energy in of a volume of particles.
Those velocities are very tiny... nothing close to the speed of light, C.
Relativistic effects only become significant at speeds close to C
and/or densities close to that of a black hole.
P.S. Pato, the hot 18 year old stripper/hooker that I mentioned before,
is passed out on my floor right now after wacking smack at another house.
Last May she got out of two years of state confinement at a girls home.
She was confined to Victory_Christian_Academy at Jay, FL,
an ultra right_wing drug_rehabilitation center... 2.3 thousand USD per month.
She's also recently back from a mini_mission to Nairobi, Kenya.
Praise_The_Lord ! Poor souls... they didn't know what hit 'em.
Pato just wanted to travel, like she's always done since she was 11,
as a heroin junkie, never spending more than a few weeks in any one city,
and her mom wanted her to do a mission, so the African thing was the compromise.
Pato comes from a family of 10 kids and her 86 year old dad
is still poping out more kids with his mistress. Praise_The_Lord !
At any rate, one of her brothers is a trucker,
so she really knows how to work that circuit,
telling her brother the ID of every trucker she hitched a ride with.
And yes, she was hooking and stripping around Albuquerque
for two years from age 15 until 17... never got raided once, she says.
She was only 13 when she had the back_street abortion of her 7 month old child.
She says she's an accomplished gymnist, training since she was four,
....she can still bend herself into bizarre positions... foot behind head, etc.
Pato escaped from the phyche_ward at Swedish_Hospital August 2_nd,
with the help of, get this, a friend that she later determined didn't exist.
I saw her medical wrist band, it shows her real name and birth date,
neither of which I'll divulge here... her family has my number now.
Here's how she wound up there,
she was talking to her mom on the phone at a Grayhound station
with the intent of tricking her mom into buying her a ticket home to Florida
and then using the ticket to visit Salt_Lake.
But her 38 year old homeless boyfriend, Mike/Jersey, was having none of that,
and Pato started sketching about some guy holding her hostage with a gun.
She called friends and 911,
....but when the cops came they determined she was sketching and committed her.
Three days ago, Pato was sleeping and having sex on the streets of Bell_Town,
near the Space_Needle. She can't have sex without drugs, I've determined.
More recently, she tried again to leave on Grayhound,
and had another problem with Mike, including being thrown down
and, a little later, after some people came to her rescue,
Mike hit an old guy in the face and threw others down.
The cops came too late each time, it seems, and Hotel security did nothing.
Mike also came to my house, but no incident occured... he just left.
A good thing too, as Ken had his Samuri sword, ensheathed but at the ready.
Pato is like a rocket, breathing in air much faster than others,
but, as I always say, the only thing anyone ever did was
burn bright, like a star, dissipating into the night.
God and Satan, heaven and hell, are just names we give the powers that be,
as, not knowing much, life seems to us like a casino, yea, a prison also,
....the house always wins in the long run and no one can escape.
No one ever chose to be born and all will die, irregardless.
All anyone can do is just be as good as possible to others,
expecting nothing in return... living day by day.
Now playing, PM_Dawn's _Paper_Doll_.MP3
http://www.Cotse.NET/users/jeffrelf/_Paper_Doll_.MP3
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| User: "John Bailo" |
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| Title: Re: Expecting nothing in return... living day by day. |
08 Sep 2005 03:54:05 AM |
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Jeff_Relf wrote:
Pato, the hot 18 year old stripper/hooker that I mentioned before,
is passed out on my floor right now after wacking smack at another house.
Do you /live/ life?
Or just *talk* about it all day long.
Blah Blah Blah
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The Texeme Construct, http://www.texeme.com
360, http://360.yahoo.com/manfrommars_43
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| User: "Jeff_Relf" |
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| Title: Falling_Over_Drunk bums. |
09 Sep 2005 03:37:01 AM |
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Hi Edward_Green, Your post reminded me that you're a writer of some kind,
have you ever had anything published ?
You described me as an intelligent-man-living-life-near-the-bottom,
which got me thinking about the many sketchers I see,
you know, Falling_Over_Drunk bums.
Do they have chronic mental problems or are they just enjoying the moment ?
I'm not entirely sure.
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| User: "Jeff_Relf" |
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| Title: The Ugly_People here with me. |
09 Sep 2005 03:14:24 AM |
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Hi Johnny_Bailo, Thou inquirest of me:
Doest thou Live life or just Talk about it all day long,
...Blah, Blah, Blah ?
I'm afraid you've confused sketching with living, my dear Bailo.
I get offered drugs and seductions of every type... I decline.
A wild parade of people come through my room to use my phone,
to get/smoke tobacco, to get money, to stash their bags, to Smoke_Snort_Wap,
to drink/eat, to sleep, to smooch, to sketch,
to trade and/or watch MP3s/AVIs/e_mail, etc.
I don't have to allow any of that, and my landlord is none too fond of
the loud, thieving, sketching drunks stumbling around my room all night long.
If the Beautiful_People live with Bill_Gates in Bellevue,
then, surely, the Ugly_People are here with me, in Seattle's U_District.
Today's obligatory MP3 is:
http://www.Cotse.NET/users/jeffrelf/_Summer_Overture_.MP3
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| User: "John A. Bailo" |
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| Title: Re: The Ugly_People here with me. |
09 Sep 2005 03:21:07 AM |
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Jeff_Relf wrote:
A wild parade of people come through my room to use my phone,
to get/smoke tobacco, to get money, to stash their bags, to Smoke_Snort_Wap,
to drink/eat, to sleep, to smooch, to sketch,
to trade and/or watch MP3s/AVIs/e_mail, etc.
You are not a person.
You are a ghost in your own life.
An Invisible Man, there to provide cookies and milk to the living.
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| User: "Jeff_Relf" |
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| Title: I'm not a bag *****. |
09 Sep 2005 08:31:55 PM |
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Hi Bailo, I said that you've confused sketching with living,
and that it's better to decline drugs and seductions... and you replied:
You are not a person. You are a ghost in your own life.
An Invisible Man, there to provide cookies and milk to the living.
I provide help when I think I can give it.
I think Pato has moved on now, she took her main bags while I slept.
Her last words were: I'm not a bag *****.
She is exactly that of course, and she knows it all too well.
If I find myself alone it's because of this:
I have too little to offer whores... or wives.
Again, I find myself comming back to this question:
Do drunks have chronic mental problems or are they just enjoying the moment ?
Maybe I'd have more to offer if I knew the answer.
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| User: "John Bailo" |
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09 Sep 2005 10:01:11 PM |
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Jeff_Relf wrote:
Do drunks have chronic mental problems or are they just enjoying the
moment ?
Maybe I'd have more to offer if I knew the answer.
Whitley Striber suggests that the insane are really people from the future
who accidently got transported into the past.
Trying to explain or predict to the present day dwellers, and failing, they
eventually break down.
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The Texeme Construct, http://www.texeme.com
360, http://360.yahoo.com/manfrommars_43
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| User: "Bob" |
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10 Sep 2005 07:18:39 PM |
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Jeff_Relf wrote:
Hi Johnny_Bailo, Thou inquirest of me:
Doest thou Live life or just Talk about it all day long,
...Blah, Blah, Blah ?
I'm afraid you've confused sketching with living, my dear Bailo.
I get offered drugs and seductions of every type... I decline.
A wild parade of people come through my room to use my phone,
to get/smoke tobacco, to get money, to stash their bags, to Smoke_Snort_Wap,
to drink/eat, to sleep, to smooch, to sketch,
to trade and/or watch MP3s/AVIs/e_mail, etc.
Your life sounds like fun........:)
--
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/anti-scammers/ A new epidemic - the
Nigerian "romance scam": Nigerian crooks using dating sites, Yahoo chat
rooms and Yahoo messenger to con people. Using fake profiles with photos
of real models, they "romance" both men and women and then con them.
Join the group to learn more.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: The Ugly_People here with me. |
10 Sep 2005 09:15:36 PM |
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Sounds like the web at its best.
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| User: "Jeff_Relf" |
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| Title: Tech_N9ne's _Slacker_. |
11 Sep 2005 08:37:32 AM |
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Hi Don_Stockbauer, Bob, Bailo and Nick,
With the exception of Nick, you guys seem to approve of the bum life,
so I dedicate this next song, Tech_N9ne's _Slacker_.MP3, to you guys.
http://www.Cotse.NET/users/jeffrelf/_Slacker_.MP3
.+.+.+
Eat, drink, and be merry, tomorrow you may die.
That's what life's about man, good times, a little salad... Ha ha...
.+.+.+
Yo, yo, check.
Enter the party and my homies got to pay for me.
I look dazed, it just be another day for me.
Gettin' drunk, hopin' I get to the crib safely.
Pray for me, cuz I'm needin' money majorly.
Sit at home watchin MTV with a empty P-O-C-K-E-T.
I MP3 everything that I hear on the street.
Never buy it, don't deny it. I'm the fear, I'm the be.
You say get a job ? I say hit a knob.
'Cuz the way you run the world is every bit a fraud.
So what you askin' me ? You get no tax from me.
I got Whites, Natives, and Mexicans, and Blacks with me.
Huh ! I'm tryin' ta get up there with Master P.
Pass the D., 'cuz that's the way it has to be.
We bust to be free, we trust to be G.
So F**K who be glee, it sucks to be me.
I'm a slacker... Never did I have a lotta dough.
I'm a slacker... Smoking pot and watching videos.
I'm a slacker... Go whichever way the wind blows.
Those just tuning in, I'm just lettin' you know.
I'm a slacker... Everytime I take a look around.
I'm a slacker... Stuck up on the faces around.
I don't do enough, I just fool around.
Y'all can go to hell... how does that sound ?
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| User: "Nick" |
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| Title: Re: The Ugly_People here with me. |
10 Sep 2005 11:29:41 PM |
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Why are drugs attracted to you jeff?
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| User: "Jeff_Relf" |
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| Title: I've never used any drugs, not even legal ones... how about you ? |
11 Sep 2005 07:25:17 AM |
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Hi Nick, You asked, essentially, why I have so many friends who do drugs
when I don't do them myself.
I live in Seattle's U_district's cheapest housing, a rooming house,
and the economy is such that many rooms are going unrented
and homeless people are squating in them.
In better times, all the rooms would be rented
and I'd not be seeing homeless people.
Homeless people tend to hustle, that is, they're in the invisible enconomy.
That means that their drugs are something less than FDA approved.
Me ? I've never used any drugs, not even legal ones... how about you ?
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: I've never used any drugs, not even legal ones... how about you ? |
11 Sep 2005 08:03:50 AM |
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Just lithium carbonate.
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| User: "Jeff_Relf" |
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| Title: God and Satan, Heaven and hell are just façades of fate. |
11 Sep 2005 08:56:47 AM |
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Hi Don_Stockbauer, I'm no expert
but you might be able to get off lithium carbonate
if you could make the distinction between your mental sketching and reality,
as I do.
No one ever chose to be born... and, in the long_run, no one avoids death.
All anyone has ever done is burn bright, like a star, dissipating into the night.
While self_control is the goal... it's a mirage.
Everone is both God and an insect,
depending entirely on what one compares himself to.
God and Satan, Heaven and hell are just façades of fate.
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| User: "Jeff_Relf" |
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| Title: Bjarnason, what proscribed/prescribed drugs do you take ? |
16 Sep 2005 01:54:37 AM |
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Hi Kelsey_Bjarnason and Don_Stockbauer, Kelsey told me:
If there was ever a person more in need of
getting in touch with reality than you,
the medical establishment would love to hear about it.
Oh I see, Bjarnason, now you speak for the medical_establishment too ?
Nice sketching. So tell us, what proscribed/prescribed drugs do you take ?
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| User: "Rick" |
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| Title: Re: I've never used any drugs, not even legal ones... how about you ? |
13 Sep 2005 04:05:59 PM |
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On Sun, 11 Sep 2005 12:25:17 +0000, Jeff_Relf wrote:
(snip)
Me ? I've never used any drugs, not even legal ones... how about you ?
You've NEVER taken an aspirin? No cold medications? You don't drink sodas
or coffee?
... right.
--
Rick
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| User: "Richard Henry" |
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| Title: Re: I've never used any drugs, not even legal ones... how about you ? |
13 Sep 2005 04:49:03 PM |
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"Rick" <none@nomail.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2005.09.13.21.05.59.273273@nomail.com...
On Sun, 11 Sep 2005 12:25:17 +0000, Jeff_Relf wrote:
(snip)
Me ? I've never used any drugs, not even legal ones... how about you ?
You've NEVER taken an aspirin? No cold medications? You don't drink sodas
or coffee?
Paraphrasing from TV memories:
Archie Bunker is in police station holding cell. He criticizes another
inmate for his drug habits. Then he sniffs on a nasal inhaler.
Inmate: Well, what do you call that?
Archie: That's different. That's medicine.
Inmate: It's ALL medicine...
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| User: "Jeff_Relf" |
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| Title: Society is too menchanical, unwilling to deal with drunks on a one_by_one basis. |
13 Sep 2005 09:02:18 PM |
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Hi Richard_Henry, Rick and Nick,
Air will kill you, if you do enough of it,
....that doesn't mean that I'm going to quit it.
When I said I never did any drugs, legal or otherwise,
I think it was clear that I was talking about precribed/proscribed drugs.
By the way, it was many years ago that I last had a caffinated drink.
I took some generic Tylenol/Benadryl for a couple days some months back,
but that's something that doesn't even happen once a year for me.
I do drink beer or wine on occations with friends,
but again, they're not regular events.
As for my friends who do require daily precribed/proscribed drugs,
maybe they have serious mental issues, or they're enjoying themselves,
....or both. Either way, I don't judge them.
Society is too menchanical, unwilling to deal with drunks on a one_by_one basis,
so they issue sweeping laws with life_time prison sentences... that's wrong.
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| User: "Jeff_Relf" |
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| Title: People who cry idiot, like Gisse and Uncle_Al, are idiots themselves. |
14 Sep 2005 05:30:46 AM |
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Hi Eric_Gisse, Thanks for the useless troll... not.
Looking at your last few posts in Sci.Physics, in order:
1. This post was a troll:
news:1126684820.504025.98030@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com
2. This post was a troll, a feeble attempt to shift the burden of proof:
news:1126490779.913824.122970@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com
3. This post contrained a very low signal to noise ratio, mostly a troll:
news:1126311184.657128.197940@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com
4. This post was wrong,
a Bose_Einstein_Condensate is a: macroscopic arangement of atoms.
news:1126226722.772714.121790@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com
People who cry idiot, like you and Uncle_Al, are idiots themselves.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: People who cry idiot, like Gisse and Uncle_Al, are idiots themselves. |
14 Sep 2005 06:44:08 AM |
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I'm a newbie here. What's a "troll"??? I looked it up in
dictionary.com and it jsut talked about creatures living under a
bridge. Is it one of these perfectly good English words that the
matastasizeing, out of control entity known as "Usenet" picked up and
has given its own special meaning. I cnat imagine what a troll would
be. Maybe it emans someone who is so disgusted by the filth and
onscenity on Usenet that he/she/it protests against it, as useless as
that is? I'm not sure. Troll. Hmmm.....Maybe......I'm a troll????
SELF-REFERENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOFSTADTERIAN
SELF-REFERENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEN APES DEVELOPMED
SELF-REFERENCE, THEY BECAME UNTILAGRUNT!!!!!!! OH FRABOUS DAY!
CALOOT!!!! CALAY!!!!
Trolls. I'm a troll, ura troll, he, she, its a troll. name calling.
trolls calling names uncooperative behavior extinction
"metamagical themas" by hofstader last 4 or 5 chapters required
reading at the academy, but i didnt bother, darlene visited that day.
cooperation. Planetary Intelligence enabler.
"Mommy - why is there anything at all????????"
"I dont know, my little demon seed child. let me ask ewe a question.
What does a dog do on it's day off??"
"Is it back into the dark closet and then you'll bang on the door and
scream that the URRS has launched a pre-emptive stike on the US due to
each side having mindlessly gotten into a runaway positive feedback
loop of mutual distrust as punishmet again?"
"No Lil darlinr, I love you too much for that. I'll justs scream that
the flood waters are coming and you'll drown."
"Thany you , Mommy"
"I love you, little one."
- A Rod Serling Production
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| User: "chrisv" |
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| Title: Re: People who cry idiot, like Gisse and Uncle_Al, are idiots themselves. |
14 Sep 2005 07:53:15 AM |
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wrote:
I'm a newbie here. What's a "troll"???
*plonk*
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| User: "John A. Bailo" |
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| Title: Relf Pool: Place Your Bets |
14 Sep 2005 09:29:18 AM |
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Jeff_Relf wrote:
People who cry idiot, like you and Uncle_Al, are idiots themselves.
I'm betting that Relf is going to nail that 88 pound crack ho who sleeps
on his rug, say, within 5 days.
Any takers?
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| User: "Jeff_Relf" |
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14 Sep 2005 10:36:54 PM |
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Hi Bailo, Speaking of Duckie, a.k.a. Pato, ya writ:
I'm betting that Relf is going to nail that 88 pound crack ho
who sleeps on his rug, say, within 5 days. Any takers ?
I'm like her dad, not her lover... and I've told her as much.
Although she's an exhibitionist, I'd never attempt to seduce her.
She has boys she's attracted to like that but I'm not one of them.
Besides, she's planning on leaving Seattle sometime soon.
F.Y.I., Duckie shuns crack, it's speed and heroin that she injects.
While it's true that she never has to pay for drugs, rent, travel and such,
she says she doesn't have to have sex for it, and I believe her.
Meth addicts stay up for days, time that she's usually not with me,
and then she might crash here for a few days, but on my floor, not my bed.
We are both in my small bed together when she writes emails, surfs the web
or downloads stuff... but that's much more innocent than it sounds.
That, plus the long talks we often have, means that
I know one hell of a lot about her.
Now playing, Tech_N9ne's _Slacker_:
http://www.Cotse.NET/users/jeffrelf/_Slacker_.MP3
.+.+.+
Eat, drink, and be merry, tomorrow you may die.
That's what life's about man, good times, a little salad... Ha ha...
.+.+.+
Yo, yo, check.
Enter the party and my homies got to pay for me.
I look dazed, it just be another day for me.
Gettin' drunk, hopin' I get to the crib safely.
Pray for me, cuz I'm needin' money majorly.
Sit at home watchin MTV with a empty P-O-C-K-E-T.
I MP3 everything that I hear on the street.
Never buy it, don't deny it. I'm the fear, I'm the be.
You say get a job ? I say hit a knob.
'Cuz the way you run the world is every bit a fraud.
So what you askin' me ? You get no tax from me.
I got Whites, Natives, and Mexicans, and Blacks with me.
Huh ! I'm tryin' ta get up there with Master P.
Pass the D., 'cuz that's the way it has to be.
We bust to be free, we trust to be G.
So F**K who be glee, it sucks to be me.
I'm a slacker... Never did I have a lotta dough.
I'm a slacker... Smoking pot and watching videos.
I'm a slacker... Go whichever way the wind blows.
Those just tuning in, I'm just lettin' you know.
I'm a slacker... Everytime I take a look around.
I'm a slacker... Stuck up on the faces around.
I don't do enough, I just fool around.
Y'all can go to hell... how does that sound ?
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| User: "John A. Bailo" |
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| Title: Re: Duckie, a.k.a. Pato. |
15 Sep 2005 01:08:58 AM |
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Jeff_Relf wrote:
We are both in my small bed together when she writes emails, surfs the web
or downloads stuff... but that's much more innocent than it sounds.
That, plus the long talks we often have, means that
I know one hell of a lot about her.
Some author guy once wrote that if you can keep a woman up talking past
2 a.m., then she will definitely have sex with you.
Maybe it was 4 a. m.
Maybe it was my barber.
But, I'm sure it's true.
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| User: "Jeff_Relf" |
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| Title: I'm not into drugs or seductions. |
15 Sep 2005 02:01:53 AM |
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Hi Bailo,
Speaking of the long, late_night, intimate talks I've had Duckie and others,
Ya writ:
Some author guy once wrote that
if you can keep a woman up talking past 2 a.m.,
then she will definitely have sex with you.
Maybe it was 4 a. m. Maybe it was my barber. But, I'm sure it's true.
Yea, maybe I could seduce women/girls like that
but, as I said before, I'm not into drugs or seductions.
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| User: "Rick" |
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| Title: Re: Society is too menchanical, unwilling to deal with drunks on a one_by_one basis. |
13 Sep 2005 10:09:55 PM |
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On Wed, 14 Sep 2005 02:02:18 +0000, Jeff_Relf wrote:
Hi Richard_Henry, Rick and Nick,
Air will kill you, if you do enough of it,
...that doesn't mean that I'm going to quit it.
When I said I never did any drugs, legal or otherwise,
I think it was clear that I was talking about precribed/proscribed drugs.
No, you weren't clear.
By the way, it was many years ago that I last had a caffinated drink.
I took some generic Tylenol/Benadryl for a couple days some months back,
but that's something that doesn't even happen once a year for me.
You said... "I never did any drugs, legal or otherwise,". The above proves
you lied or are stupid.
I do drink beer or wine on occations with friends,
but again, they're not regular events.
.... doing more drugs.
As for my friends who do require daily precribed/proscribed drugs,
maybe they have serious mental issues, or they're enjoying themselves,
...or both. Either way, I don't judge them.
Then why do you bleat about not taking any drugs?
Society is too menchanical, unwilling to deal with drunks on a one_by_one basis,
so they issue sweeping laws with life_time prison sentences...
You may now show evidence of anyone getting prison time for merely being
drunk.
that's wrong.
You're an idiot.
--
Rick
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