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Science > Physics |
| User: |
"will1" |
| Date: |
13 Jun 2006 01:29:43 AM |
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Faster than light? Don't be in the dark. |
Been there done that. In fact, right at this moment I am sending this e-
post back to earth at the speed of light and it
should reach you just . about. Now. Here are a few problems that I
find with going faster than the "speed" of light.
Not only will you accelerate your use of fuel (Etheron Phlogistaride) but
the dollar cost will accelerate faster than inflation and you will go broke
by the third fill up of Etheron P. But that is the least of your worries. As
you travel through isotropic space, all is fine until you hit a pocket of
anisotropic space. The birefringence effect will take place and you will
start talking to yourself, literally. You and the ship split by double
refraction into two rays, the ordinary (O), and the extraordinary (e). You
will start talking and asking questions to yourself, and then, answer
yourself. I know that a lot of folks here and in other news groups
experience this phenomenon regularly. Thank God for creating isotopic space,
birefringence really sucks. Which bring up the "Troll effect". While doing
"C" and passing a nearby neutron star, followed by being drawn into a black
hole, you will excrete lunch faster than a physicist calculating grant
potentials. Again, the "Troll Effect" is particularly difficult to
extricate yourselves (o & e) from. Oh yes, I almost forgot, keep a sharp eye
on that little entropy fridge attached to the nose cone, you know, the one
that has to keep the front of your ship at absolute zero. Things can get a
little hot if it malfunctions.
And another thing, YOU DO NOT INCREASE IN MASS as some misinformed persons
will try to tell you. What really happens is the belly flop effect. That is,
your mass remains the same, while Space and Time on the other hand, become
concrete hard. Sort of like diving off the high dive and doing a belly flop.
Both you and the water keep your masses but pain increases directly with
increase in velocity. Of course, with a properly designed ship, one that is
transparent relative to rigid space , you are, but a beam of faster than
light CHON particles that can easily pass through...ordinary.....
space.....Sorry but I must make an adjustment on my Time Dilator-Contractor,
otherwise you will suddenly stop receiving this post in your time...Oh my
GOD! AND Make sure that you TURN ON your Troll space filter!
AAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...Will E.June 12, 2008
.......aaaaaahhhhhhhh.aaaaaa...a...
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| User: "Sorcerer" |
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| Title: Re: Faster than light? Don't be in the dark. |
13 Jun 2006 04:25:41 AM |
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"will1" <wille1@cableone.net> wrote in message
news:128smrj6u97q1a7@corp.supernews.com...
| Been there done that. In fact, right at this moment I am sending this e-
| post back to earth at the speed of light and it
| should reach you just . about. Now. Here are a few problems that
I
| find with going faster than the "speed" of light.
| Not only will you accelerate your use of fuel (Etheron Phlogistaride) but
| the dollar cost will accelerate faster than inflation and you will go
broke
| by the third fill up of Etheron P. But that is the least of your worries.
As
| you travel through isotropic space, all is fine until you hit a pocket of
| anisotropic space. The birefringence effect will take place and you will
| start talking to yourself, literally. You and the ship split by double
| refraction into two rays, the ordinary (O), and the extraordinary (e). You
| will start talking and asking questions to yourself, and then, answer
| yourself. I know that a lot of folks here and in other news groups
| experience this phenomenon regularly. Thank God for creating isotopic
space,
| birefringence really sucks. Which bring up the "Troll effect". While doing
| "C" and passing a nearby neutron star, followed by being drawn into a
black
| hole, you will excrete lunch faster than a physicist calculating grant
| potentials. Again, the "Troll Effect" is particularly difficult to
| extricate yourselves (o & e) from. Oh yes, I almost forgot, keep a sharp
eye
| on that little entropy fridge attached to the nose cone, you know, the one
| that has to keep the front of your ship at absolute zero. Things can get a
| little hot if it malfunctions.
| And another thing, YOU DO NOT INCREASE IN MASS as some misinformed
persons
| will try to tell you. What really happens is the belly flop effect. That
is,
| your mass remains the same, while Space and Time on the other hand, become
| concrete hard. Sort of like diving off the high dive and doing a belly
flop.
| Both you and the water keep your masses but pain increases directly with
| increase in velocity. Of course, with a properly designed ship, one that
is
| transparent relative to rigid space , you are, but a beam of faster than
| light CHON particles that can easily pass through...ordinary.....
| space.....Sorry but I must make an adjustment on my Time
Dilator-Contractor,
| otherwise you will suddenly stop receiving this post in your time...Oh my
| GOD! AND Make sure that you TURN ON your Troll space filter!
| AAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...Will E.June 12, 2008
| ......aaaaaahhhhhhhh.aaaaaa...a...
|
Turning on troll space filter... now
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