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"George Hammond" |
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08 Oct 2005 04:15:41 PM |
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GOD=G_uv HOW TO MAKE AN INVISIBLE GOD MOVIE |
OK, I have proposed that it is possible to make a video
movie that will be VISIBLE to adults but INVISIBLE
to children.
For instance you could make porno movies that would
be VISIBLE to adults, but INVISIBLE to children.
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Most people don't believe this is possible, and this is
WHY they don't believe in God! This phenomena is
essentially a demonstration of what the phenomenon
of GOD is!
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OK, here's how it can be done.
It is a known fact that the PFF
(movie picture fusion frequency)
of an adult is 15 frames/sec.
This is why silent Movies were all
shot at 16 fps (the minimum frequency
for adults)
It is also a known fact that the PFF
of a 5 year old is only 8 frames/sec.
(Riedel, 1966)
This is because the PFF is INTELLIGENCE
dependent, and ungrown children have lower
intellgiences than adults because their brains
aren't fully grown... and thus lower PFF's.
OK.... so this is how the movie is made:
The above data shows that it takes 1/15 of a second
for an adult to recognize a single picture (movie frame)
but it takes 1/8 of a second for a 5 year old to recognize
the same picture.
So here's what you do. Make a film strip with
still frames of the Kentucky Derby 1/16
of a second long, alternated by still frames of a
blank light grey background 1/8 of a second long.
Since it takes the kid 1/8 of a second to see the
horses but they are only falshed for 1/16 of a
second.... he will see nothing but a light grey screen
with nothing on it.
The adult however CAN see a picture that is only
flashed for 1/16 of a second... so he will see a film
of the Kentucky Derby.
Now video films are shot at 30 frames per second,
so this means if you are making a video, you would
have to show 2 frames of the Derby, followed by
4 frames of the grey background, thus giving the
desired 1/15 sec and 1/7.5 sec alternating sequence.
I am willing to bet you $100 bucks, that the
Kentucky Derby will be clearly visible to ADULTS,
while the Derby will be ABSOLUTELY INVISIBLE
to children watching the same video!
By the way, the video interlacing should eliminate any
annoying flicker problems.
Any vido film makers want to take me up on the
wager?
If so.... I will yield FULL PATENT RIGHTS to the
invention of "childproof X-rated film technology", to
you, which should reap you a fortune... not to mention
world wide publicity......... all I ask is that you
give me a copy of the video since it proves the
"existence of the invisble world".... and thus the
"existence of God"... which I am interested in proving.
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| User: "T Wake" |
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| Title: Re: GOD=G_uv HOW TO MAKE AN INVISIBLE GOD MOVIE |
08 Oct 2005 07:47:58 PM |
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"George Hammond" <nowhere1@nospam.org> wrote in message
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If so.... I will yield FULL PATENT RIGHTS to the
invention of "childproof X-rated film technology", to
you, which should reap you a fortune... not to mention
world wide publicity......... all I ask is that you
give me a copy of the video since it proves the
"existence of the invisble world".... and thus the
"existence of God"... which I am interested in proving.
You want some one to film a porno movie and give it to you because it proves
the existence of God?
Wow.
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| User: "odin" |
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| Title: Re: GOD=G_uv HOW TO MAKE AN INVISIBLE GOD MOVIE |
08 Oct 2005 07:56:45 PM |
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You want some one to film a porno movie and give it to you because it
proves the existence of God?
Of course... its all part of god's creation...
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| User: "T Wake" |
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| Title: Re: GOD=G_uv HOW TO MAKE AN INVISIBLE GOD MOVIE |
09 Oct 2005 11:18:50 AM |
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"odin" <ragnarok@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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You want some one to film a porno movie and give it to you because it
proves the existence of God?
Of course... its all part of god's creation...
True. If you believe in God :-)
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: GOD=G_uv HOW TO MAKE AN INVISIBLE GOD MOVIE |
09 Oct 2005 03:23:41 AM |
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It is a known fact that the PFF (movie picture fusion
frequency) of an adult is 15 frames/sec.
This varies between individuals. The 'fusion rate' is the rate at which
flickering stops being noticed, americans used to watching 30fps (60Hz)
TV often find that british TV 'flickers' because it is only 25 fps
(50Hz).
The above data shows that it takes 1/15 of a second
for an adult to recognize a single picture (movie frame)
but it takes 1/8 of a second for a 5 year old to recognize
the same picture.
No. Wrong. You are very confused. The 'fusion rate' is nothing to do
with how long it takes to recognise an image. In fact with films the
screen is blank half the time as the film is moved forward. Films
usually run at 24fps and the shutter mechanism means that each image is
on the screen for around 1/50th sec. So, apparently, noone can see any
movies according to your 'hypothesis'.
In practice individual images can be 'seen' by some when shown for as
short a time as 1/1000th of a sec.
This is because the PFF is INTELLIGENCE dependent,
That is completely untrue. For a start PFF is the rate at which images
'fuse' and stop flickering and it has nothing to do with
'intelligence'. Cats for example seem perfectly happy to watch TV.
It is also a known fact that the PFF of a 5 year old is only 8 frames/sec.
Then they do _much_ better than adults.
I am willing to bet you $100 bucks, ...
Then you are also a fool.
By the way, the video interlacing should eliminate any
annoying flicker problems.
If the images are shown on CRTs or LCDs then these have a 'decay time'.
when an image is displayed and then turned off (ie a blank displayed)
there is a period when the iage remains due to the time it takes for
the phosphers or diodes to decay away.
Even if your mechanism could possibly work (which it won't), even if it
had some basis (which it doesn't) then it wouldn't work on TVs or
'videos'.
Most people don't believe this is possible, and this is
WHY they don't believe in God! This phenomena is
essentially a demonstration of what the phenomenon
of GOD is!
The way that you show it is possible is for you to build an example
that works. So far you have demonstrated exactly 'the phenomenon of
god' ie exactly nothing, a complete myth built on faulty reasoning and
a complete lack of understanding.
Come back when you have half a clue.
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| User: "George Hammond" |
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| Title: Re: GOD=G_uv HOW TO MAKE AN INVISIBLE GOD MOVIE |
09 Oct 2005 05:42:09 AM |
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On 9 Oct 2005 01:23:41 -0700, wrote:
It is a known fact that the PFF (movie picture fusion
frequency) of an adult is 15 frames/sec.
This varies between individuals.
[Hammond]
Yes... it has a well known relation to IQ.
The 'fusion rate' is the rate at which
flickering stops being noticed, americans used to watching 30fps (60Hz)
TV often find that british TV 'flickers' because it is only 25 fps
(50Hz).
[Hammond]
You're confusing PICTURE FUSION FREQUENCY (15 Hz)
with FLICKER FUSION FREQUENCY (50 Hz)
THEY ARE TWO DIFFERENT AND UNRELATED PHENOMENA.
This is an amateur mistake on your part.
The above data shows that it takes 1/15 of a second
for an adult to recognize a single picture (movie frame)
but it takes 1/8 of a second for a 5 year old to recognize
the same picture.
No. Wrong. You are very confused. The 'fusion rate' is nothing to do
with how long it takes to recognise an image.
[Hammond]
NO... obviously you are an amateur and don't know what you are talking
about.
In fact with films the
screen is blank half the time as the film is moved forward.
[Hammond]
"Half the time" is a gross exaggeration. The "shutter period" in a
movie camera is only a small fraction of the frame duration time, and
this is evidenced by the classic "propellor shape" of the rotating
shutter in a movie projector.
In video movies the "vertical flyback time" of the vido signal is
only a very small percentage of the frame duration time.
"Half the time" is a GROSS EXAGGERATION.
Films
usually run at 24fps and the shutter mechanism means that each image is
on the screen for around 1/50th sec. So, apparently, noone can see any
movies according to your 'hypothesis'.
[Hammond]
WRONG........ ABSOLUTELY WRONG.
Movies are double shuttered or even triple shuttered to increase the
FLICKER FREQUENCY which is totally unrelated
to the
PICTURE FUSION FREQUENCY.
You don't know what you are talking about.
In practice individual images can be 'seen' by some when shown for as
short a time as 1/1000th of a sec.
[Hammond]
BALONEY.... ABSOLUTE BALONEY.
This is because the PFF is INTELLIGENCE dependent,
That is completely untrue. For a start PFF is the rate at which images
'fuse' and stop flickering and it has nothing to do with
'intelligence'. Cats for example seem perfectly happy to watch TV.
[Hammond]
BALONEY.... ABSOLUTE BALONEY.
there is no such thing as "persistence of vision" the term has been
out of date for 50 years and all professional know it even though
textbooks continue to use it.
Fact is movies "work" because of the slowness of the brains
computational speed.... it takes 1/15 of a second for the average
person to recognize a picture that is flashed in fornt of him...
this speed is also the basis of IQ (mental speed).
Check the literature. Your knowlege is 20 years out of date.
<snip>
If the images are shown on CRTs or LCDs then these have a 'decay time'.
when an image is displayed and then turned off (ie a blank displayed)
there is a period when the iage remains due to the time it takes for
the phosphers or diodes to decay away.
[Hammond]
Alll of the phospors used in color t.v.'s typically have decay times
less than a few milliseconds.... which translates into a frame rate
capability of thousands of frames per second... therefore phosphor
decay times don't even enter into the question.
Even if your mechanism could possibly work (which it won't), even if it
had some basis (which it doesn't) then it wouldn't work on TVs or
'videos'.
[gh] Nonsense.
Most people don't believe this is possible, and this is
WHY they don't believe in God! This phenomena is
essentially a demonstration of what the phenomenon
of GOD is!
The way that you show it is possible is for you to build an example
that works.
[Hammond]
I'm not an experiemntalist, I'm a theooritician. I prefer to hand
over the patent rights as payment to some experimentalist who would
make the movie. After all, it doesn't take anything more than a
simple computer video editor and a few hours of farting around to find
out if it works.
So far you have demonstrated exactly 'the phenomenon of
god' ie exactly nothing, a complete myth built on faulty reasoning and
a complete lack of understanding.
[Hammond]
You obviously don't know what you are talking about... which is not
unusual... most "internet critics" don't.
Come back when you have half a clue.
[Hammond]
Come back when you have some degrees in Physics, and peer reviewed
publications like I do... in the mean time you're full of
misinformation.
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| User: "Steve Ralph" |
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| Title: Re: GOD=G_uv HOW TO MAKE AN INVISIBLE GOD MOVIE |
09 Oct 2005 06:50:52 AM |
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"George Hammond" <ghammond1@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:lnphk1p1nkoran9991puhnm3vuskn9vp57@4ax.com...
On 9 Oct 2005 01:23:41 -0700, wrote:
It is a known fact that the PFF (movie picture fusion
frequency) of an adult is 15 frames/sec.
This varies between individuals.
[Hammond]
Yes... it has a well known relation to IQ.
In which case your IQ should be quite high enough to test
this "principle" out using Flash. But somehow I dout
you will do this simple experiment, because it will make you look like
the half-wit you are.
sr
The 'fusion rate' is the rate at which
flickering stops being noticed, americans used to watching 30fps (60Hz)
TV often find that british TV 'flickers' because it is only 25 fps
(50Hz).
[Hammond]
You're confusing PICTURE FUSION FREQUENCY (15 Hz)
with FLICKER FUSION FREQUENCY (50 Hz)
THEY ARE TWO DIFFERENT AND UNRELATED PHENOMENA.
This is an amateur mistake on your part.
The above data shows that it takes 1/15 of a second
for an adult to recognize a single picture (movie frame)
but it takes 1/8 of a second for a 5 year old to recognize
the same picture.
No. Wrong. You are very confused. The 'fusion rate' is nothing to do
with how long it takes to recognise an image.
[Hammond]
NO... obviously you are an amateur and don't know what you are talking
about.
In fact with films the
screen is blank half the time as the film is moved forward.
[Hammond]
"Half the time" is a gross exaggeration. The "shutter period" in a
movie camera is only a small fraction of the frame duration time, and
this is evidenced by the classic "propellor shape" of the rotating
shutter in a movie projector.
In video movies the "vertical flyback time" of the vido signal is
only a very small percentage of the frame duration time.
"Half the time" is a GROSS EXAGGERATION.
Films
usually run at 24fps and the shutter mechanism means that each image is
on the screen for around 1/50th sec. So, apparently, noone can see any
movies according to your 'hypothesis'.
[Hammond]
WRONG........ ABSOLUTELY WRONG.
Movies are double shuttered or even triple shuttered to increase the
FLICKER FREQUENCY which is totally unrelated
to the
PICTURE FUSION FREQUENCY.
You don't know what you are talking about.
In practice individual images can be 'seen' by some when shown for as
short a time as 1/1000th of a sec.
[Hammond]
BALONEY.... ABSOLUTE BALONEY.
This is because the PFF is INTELLIGENCE dependent,
That is completely untrue. For a start PFF is the rate at which images
'fuse' and stop flickering and it has nothing to do with
'intelligence'. Cats for example seem perfectly happy to watch TV.
[Hammond]
BALONEY.... ABSOLUTE BALONEY.
there is no such thing as "persistence of vision" the term has been
out of date for 50 years and all professional know it even though
textbooks continue to use it.
Fact is movies "work" because of the slowness of the brains
computational speed.... it takes 1/15 of a second for the average
person to recognize a picture that is flashed in fornt of him...
this speed is also the basis of IQ (mental speed).
Check the literature. Your knowlege is 20 years out of date.
<snip>
If the images are shown on CRTs or LCDs then these have a 'decay time'.
when an image is displayed and then turned off (ie a blank displayed)
there is a period when the iage remains due to the time it takes for
the phosphers or diodes to decay away.
[Hammond]
Alll of the phospors used in color t.v.'s typically have decay times
less than a few milliseconds.... which translates into a frame rate
capability of thousands of frames per second... therefore phosphor
decay times don't even enter into the question.
Even if your mechanism could possibly work (which it won't), even if it
had some basis (which it doesn't) then it wouldn't work on TVs or
'videos'.
[gh] Nonsense.
Most people don't believe this is possible, and this is
WHY they don't believe in God! This phenomena is
essentially a demonstration of what the phenomenon
of GOD is!
The way that you show it is possible is for you to build an example
that works.
[Hammond]
I'm not an experiemntalist, I'm a theooritician. I prefer to hand
over the patent rights as payment to some experimentalist who would
make the movie. After all, it doesn't take anything more than a
simple computer video editor and a few hours of farting around to find
out if it works.
So far you have demonstrated exactly 'the phenomenon of
god' ie exactly nothing, a complete myth built on faulty reasoning and
a complete lack of understanding.
[Hammond]
You obviously don't know what you are talking about... which is not
unusual... most "internet critics" don't.
Come back when you have half a clue.
[Hammond]
Come back when you have some degrees in Physics, and peer reviewed
publications like I do... in the mean time you're full of
misinformation.
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| User: "George Hammond" |
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| Title: Re: GOD=G_uv HOW TO MAKE AN INVISIBLE GOD MOVIE |
09 Oct 2005 07:27:26 AM |
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On Sun, 9 Oct 2005 12:50:52 +0100, "Steve Ralph"
<steve@steveralph.f9.co.uk> wrote:
"George Hammond" <ghammond1@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:lnphk1p1nkoran9991puhnm3vuskn9vp57@4ax.com...
On 9 Oct 2005 01:23:41 -0700, wrote:
It is a known fact that the PFF (movie picture fusion
frequency) of an adult is 15 frames/sec.
This varies between individuals.
[Hammond]
Yes... it has a well known relation to IQ.
In which case your IQ should be quite high enough to test
this "principle" out using Flash. But somehow I dout
you will do this simple experiment, because it will make you look like
the half-wit you are.
[Hammond]
HEY DUDE.... I'm up for anything that is quick, cheap and dirty
that might tell us if this visible-invisible idea will
worlk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I initially tried gifanimation.... it is FAR too slow (5-6 frames/sec
typically)
Schornak tried gifanimaion for a long time too but didn't realize his
computer was too slow.
By all reports Flash is also too slow.... it simply can't reach 15
frames/sec on a computer (unless maybe you've got the latest
3 gig microprocessr.... which most people don't... 500 megacycles
being about typical in this used car lot).
Even AVI and MPEG (porno movies) only run at a reported 12 frames/sec
according to what I read.
NOW IT IS A FACT.... that you can play ordinary video movies
on a computer..... I donno how they do it... but it can't be going
through the microprocessor... they must bypass that somehow
and feed a demodulated video signal to the monitor directly from
a DVD or something..... BUT THAT is the kind of speed we NEED to do
any experiments with the "invisible God movie".... we need to play
"real normal video" over the internet (Usenet) so we can make
this discovery on Usenet........ any ideas of how to do that?
sr
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| User: "Steve Ralph" |
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| Title: Re: GOD=G_uv HOW TO MAKE AN INVISIBLE GOD MOVIE |
09 Oct 2005 08:54:18 AM |
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"George Hammond" <ghammond1@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:s82ik1turo9l49c5gp6e4vd902n0343b4q@4ax.com...
On Sun, 9 Oct 2005 12:50:52 +0100, "Steve Ralph"
<steve@steveralph.f9.co.uk> wrote:
"George Hammond" <ghammond1@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:lnphk1p1nkoran9991puhnm3vuskn9vp57@4ax.com...
On 9 Oct 2005 01:23:41 -0700, wrote:
It is a known fact that the PFF (movie picture fusion
frequency) of an adult is 15 frames/sec.
This varies between individuals.
[Hammond]
Yes... it has a well known relation to IQ.
In which case your IQ should be quite high enough to test
this "principle" out using Flash. But somehow I dout
you will do this simple experiment, because it will make you look like
the half-wit you are.
[Hammond]
HEY DUDE.... I'm up for anything that is quick, cheap and dirty
that might tell us if this visible-invisible idea will
worlk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am disappointed in you. You told me I was killfiled.
I'm sure getting a sufficiently fast PC will not be beyond you.
sr
I initially tried gifanimation.... it is FAR too slow (5-6 frames/sec
typically)
Schornak tried gifanimaion for a long time too but didn't realize his
computer was too slow.
By all reports Flash is also too slow.... it simply can't reach 15
frames/sec on a computer (unless maybe you've got the latest
3 gig microprocessr.... which most people don't... 500 megacycles
being about typical in this used car lot).
Even AVI and MPEG (porno movies) only run at a reported 12 frames/sec
according to what I read.
NOW IT IS A FACT.... that you can play ordinary video movies
on a computer..... I donno how they do it... but it can't be going
through the microprocessor... they must bypass that somehow
and feed a demodulated video signal to the monitor directly from
a DVD or something..... BUT THAT is the kind of speed we NEED to do
any experiments with the "invisible God movie".... we need to play
"real normal video" over the internet (Usenet) so we can make
this discovery on Usenet........ any ideas of how to do that?
sr
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: GOD=G_uv HOW TO MAKE AN INVISIBLE GOD MOVIE |
09 Oct 2005 12:47:17 PM |
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By all reports Flash is also too slow.... it simply can't reach 15
frames/sec on a computer
By your hypothesis it should then be invisible. But it isn't, why is
that ?
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| User: "George Hammond" |
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| Title: Re: GOD=G_uv HOW TO MAKE AN INVISIBLE GOD MOVIE |
09 Oct 2005 05:27:01 PM |
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On 9 Oct 2005 10:47:17 -0700, wrote:
By all reports Flash is also too slow.... it simply can't reach 15
frames/sec on a computer
By your hypothesis it should then be invisible. But it isn't, why is
that ?
[Hammond]
Read this and it will tell you why:
[Schornak]
Why should a
movie be _totally invisible_ to a kid?
[Hammond]
I'll try to answer your question using language and elementary
science that you can understand.... BUT I AM NOT ABOUT
TO ARGUE WITH AMATEURS.
OK... It is WELL KNOWN from subliminal advertising experiments
and academic reasearch over many decades, that a picture can flashed
on a screen so briefly that you CAN'T SEE IT. Hence one can say it
is INVISIBLE to the person.
OK, it is also a fact that "longer duration flashes" are invisible to
children than are invisble to adults. In short it is possible
to flash a picture on a screen at a specific length of
time so that it can be seen by the adult, but not
by the kid. In fact, it is known (Riedel 1966) that a
1/15 of a second flash CAN be seen by and adult, but
not by the kid..... in fact you have to increase the
lenght of the flash to 1/10 of a second before the kid can
see it.
OK... this tells you that if you make a "movie" out of
a series of brief flashes which are too short to be seen by
a kid, but long enough to be seen by an adult.... voila...
you have made a (crude) movie that is VISBLE to an
adult, but is INVISIBLE to a child.
For instance, using ordinary 30 frames/second video,
I predict that the following sequence will be a movie
that will be VISIBLE to an adult, and INVISIBE to a
kid of 5 years old:
|01|02|...|...|...|...|07|08|...|...|...|...|13|14|...|...|...|...|19|20|...|...|...|...|25|26|...|...|...|...|
-------->|...|<------ = 1/30 of a second
----->|19|20|<----- = 1/15 of a second
----->|...|...|...|...|<------ = 1/7.5 of a second
The numbered frames are frames from an actual real movie video, while
the |...| frames are BLANK (greyscale) frames.
Remember, 2 frames is 2(1/30) = 1/15 of a second, so the ADULT
should see the numbered frames. The 4 repeated |...| frames take
1/7.5 seconds, so the kid can see those, but he cannot see the double
numbered frames.
So it is clear to me that the above sequence will be a VISIBLE MOVIE
to an adult...... but will be an INVISIBLE MOVIE to a 5 year old
kid............ and this constitutes a PROOF that there is an
INVISBLE WORLD which more fully GROWN people can SEE, but
which less fully GROWN peo;le CAN'T SEE.
And this is the scientific explanation of "God" in a nutshell.
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| User: "bv_schornak" |
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| Title: Re: GOD=G_uv HOW TO MAKE AN INVISIBLE GOD MOVIE |
09 Oct 2005 10:34:15 AM |
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George Hammond wrote:
Schornak tried gifanimaion for a long time too but didn't realize his
computer was too slow.
How do you know how fast or slow my machine is? If you read
<http://schornak.de/aspog/peer-4pg/0100.htm>
then you know that you are wrong. My GIFs run with _proper_
speed on my machine. Have a look at the bottom of the page,
there's a technical description and a screenshot showing my
CPU load is 0 % while running the animated GIF...
By all reports Flash is also too slow.... it simply can't reach 15
frames/sec on a computer (unless maybe you've got the latest
3 gig microprocessr.... which most people don't... 500 megacycles
being about typical in this used car lot).
My machine is powered by an AMD64-3000. Give it up, George.
Your logic is flawed in this case and you know it... :)
Greetings from Augsburg
Bernhard Schornak
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| User: "" |
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09 Oct 2005 02:08:33 PM |
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You're confusing PICTURE FUSION FREQUENCY (15 Hz)
with FLICKER FUSION FREQUENCY (50 Hz)
You are correct that 15Hz will still flicker, and two alternating
images will merge into one, but you completely misunderstand what
happens at lower frequencies. Above 15Hz the two alternating images
appear to be one, below that frequency they don't 'disappear' or become
'invisible', they merely appear to be two separate images that
alternate, but both can be seen.
And children, if their rate is 8Hz, are _better_ at fusing than adults.
At 10Hz children will see one fused image while adults will see two
alternating ones. Both will see the images, nothing gets to be
invisible.
Movies are double shuttered or even triple shuttered to increase the
FLICKER FREQUENCY which is totally unrelated to the
PICTURE FUSION FREQUENCY.
At 24 fps the film (note: projected film here) image is moved into
place, the shutter is opened which shows the image on the screen, the
shutter is closed and the film is moved on to the next frame. While the
film is moving the screen is blank. Double and triple shuttering means
that while the frame is held in place the shutter still shuts and opens
so for each frame there is not just one time that the screen is blank,
there are two or three times. This means that the image is on screen
for < 1/48sec or < 1/72sec rather than < 1/24sec. The amount less is
however long the shutter is closed.
You hypothesis was that adults required an image of 1/15sec or more.
Thus the test of your hypothesis is whether an adult can see a
projected film or if it is invisible.
it takes 1/15 of a second for the average person to recognize
a picture that is flashed in fornt of him...
Note that it 'recognise' not 'see'. This is a mistake on your part
confusing those two. Your claim was that it would become invisible.
And this time is for a single image, 2 successive images of 1/30sec
shown in close sucession are also able to be recognised. In fact the
1/15sec is enough to read a word or recognise a shape.
But you are not showing individual single images, when it is a movie it
is a series of nearly identical images. The brain doesn't 'flush' its
cache after a certain time. Showing the image for very brief times at
very slow rates allows them to be recognised too.
Fact is movies "work" because of the slowness of the brains
computational speed.... it takes 1/15 of a second for the average
person to recognize a picture that is flashed in fornt of him...
Yet with movies the images are actually on the screen for only a
fraction of that time. With triple shuttering considerably less than
1/72sec.
there is no such thing as "persistence of vision"
Geez, I think you just hypothesised that the 'average person' can't see
projected films.
Alll of the phospors used in color t.v.'s typically have decay times
less than a few milliseconds.... which translates into a frame rate
capability of thousands of frames per second...
You also seem to have poor mathematical skills among your many
failings. Typical decay rates for MONITORS are in the order of 10 - 15
milliseconds. I should explain here that 'milli' is 1/1000, something
that you apparently do not know - you seem to have the mistaken idea
that it is 'millioniths', and that to convert from a time to a rate a
simple division is needed.
So 10-15 milliseconds relates to 60Hz - 100Hz, not 'thousands'.
For most TVs phosphors with a slower (cheaper) decay rate are used,
around 30ms to decay to 10% as this softens the interlacing while still
fully catering for the 25Hz or 30Hz viewing rate.
I'm not an experiemntalist, I'm a theooritician.
You are certainly not a 'theooritician', you do not understand what a
'theory' is. What you proposed is not even a hypothesis, but is merely
a very poor idea based on a religionist conclusion and a poor grasp of
what was being said in the reserach you grabbed numbers from.
Come back when you have some degrees in Physics, and peer reviewed
publications like I do...
You obviously do not have degrees in anything beyond *****. If you
don't even know what 'milli' means then I doubt that you paid attention
in high school, that is if they even taught science.
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| User: "T Wake" |
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09 Oct 2005 05:42:43 PM |
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<riplin@Azonic.co.nz> wrote in message
news:1128884913.442392.251280@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
You are certainly not a 'theooritician', you do not understand what a
'theory' is. What you proposed is not even a hypothesis, but is merely
a very poor idea based on a religionist conclusion and a poor grasp of
what was being said in the reserach you grabbed numbers from.
Very well said. You do realise George will add you to his list of hate soon,
don't you?
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| User: "platopes" |
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11 Oct 2005 01:09:24 AM |
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George Hammond wrote:
The "shutter period" in a
movie camera is only a small fraction of the frame duration time,
Shutter in average motion picture film camera - 170 degrees. As this
refers to the *opening*, the image is being recorded for *less* than
half the time in which the film is at rest in the aperture,(shutter is
a circle). The smaller the opening,(160 deg.), the sharper the
image,(less blur do to operater shakiness/vibration).
I yanked the shutter right out of a super8 camera. -
http://super8wiki.com/index.php/Nikon:_8x_Super_Zoom:_Disassembly
The results can be spectacular. Of course, chidren are not allowed to
see any of the footage I shoot, not because it's pornographic, which
sadly it never is, but because I simply enjoy depriving children of
things. Then again, who doesn't?
and
this is evidenced by the classic "propellor shape" of the rotating
shutter in a movie projector.
One of the many fallacies which can be stated without fear of dire
consequences. Nice!
p
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| User: "George Hammond" |
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11 Oct 2005 02:17:45 AM |
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On 10 Oct 2005 23:09:24 -0700, "platopes" <platopes@yahoo.com> wrote:
George Hammond wrote:
The "shutter period" in a
movie camera is only a small fraction of the frame duration time,
Shutter in average motion picture film camera - 170 degrees. As this
refers to the *opening*, the image is being recorded for *less* than
half the time in which the film is at rest in the aperture,(shutter is
a circle). The smaller the opening,(160 deg.), the sharper the
image,(less blur do to operater shakiness/vibration).
[Hammond]
The shutter in a movie PROJECTOR is a "propellor" shaped
object less than 10-degrees wide. This means the
film frame is shown for 170/180 = 95% of the film
advance cycle in the PROJECTOR.
I yanked the shutter right out of a super8 camera. -
http://super8wiki.com/index.php/Nikon:_8x_Super_Zoom:_Disassembly
The results can be spectacular. Of course, chidren are not allowed to
see any of the footage I shoot, not because it's pornographic, which
sadly it never is, but because I simply enjoy depriving children of
things. Then again, who doesn't?
and
this is evidenced by the classic "propellor shape" of the rotating
shutter in a movie projector.
[Hammond]
the shutter in a MOVIE PROJECTOR is different than the shutter in
a MOVIE CAMERA... as any idiot (except you) well knows.
SEE:
http://entertainment.howstuffworks.com/movie-projector4.htm
where it explains:
The shutter is a small, PROPELLOR-like device that rotates 24 times
per second. Each BLADE of the shutter blocks the path of the light as
it comes to a certain point in its revolution. This blacking out is
synchronized with the advancement of the film so that the light
doesn't project the fraction of a second when the film is moving from
one frame to the next.
One of the many fallacies which can be stated without fear of dire
consequences. Nice!
[Hammond]
Typical kook horseshit.
p
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| User: "platopes" |
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11 Oct 2005 03:17:08 AM |
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George Hammond wrote:
On 10 Oct 2005 23:09:24 -0700, "platopes" <platopes@yahoo.com> wrote:
George Hammond wrote:
The "shutter period" in a
movie camera is only a small fraction of the frame duration time,
Shutter in average motion picture film camera - 170 degrees. As this
refers to the *opening*, the image is being recorded for *less* than
half the time in which the film is at rest in the aperture,(shutter is
a circle). The smaller the opening,(160 deg.), the sharper the
image,(less blur do to operater shakiness/vibration).
[Hammond]
The shutter in a movie PROJECTOR is a "propellor" shaped
object less than 10-degrees wide. This means the
film frame is shown for 170/180 = 95% of the film
advance cycle in the PROJECTOR.
Wowee! Is that why you said, 'The "shutter period" in a movie camera
is only a small fraction of the frame duration time...'?
and
this is evidenced by the classic "propellor shape" of the rotating
shutter in a movie projector.
[Hammond]
the shutter in a MOVIE PROJECTOR is different than the shutter in
a MOVIE CAMERA... as any idiot (except you) well knows.
Hooray! Is that why you said, 'The "shutter period" in a movie camera
is only a small fraction of the frame duration time...'?
SEE:
http://entertainment.howstuffworks.com/movie-projector4.htm
where it explains:
The shutter is a small, PROPELLOR-like device that rotates 24 times
per second. Each BLADE of the shutter blocks the path of the light as
it comes to a certain point in its revolution. This blacking out is
synchronized with the advancement of the film so that the light
doesn't project the fraction of a second when the film is moving from
one frame to the next.
SEE:
http://somewhere.better.than.howstuffworks.com
Since projector shutters have at least three blades,(five for
old-style 24fps telecine projectors), they do more than block frame
advance. Take a look through the viewfinder of any 35mm motion picture
film camera (or through the cartridge chamber of a back-loading super8
camera) during film transport. The image flickers. Three blades are
needed on projector shutters to achieve a flickerless image.
One of the many fallacies which can be stated without fear of dire
consequences. Nice!
[Hammond]
Typical kook horseshit.
I'm a tick surprised to see you admitting that...
p
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| User: "Kadaitcha Man" |
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11 Oct 2005 01:12:47 AM |
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platopes, <platopes@yahoo.com>, the brainsick, stative guzzler, and
wigmaker, yipped:
I yanked the shutter right out of a super8 camera. -
George wants to know if you found God in there.
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| User: "platopes" |
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11 Oct 2005 01:22:50 AM |
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Kadaitcha Man wrote:
platopes, <platopes@yahoo.com>, the brainsick, stative guzzler, and
wigmaker, yipped:
I yanked the shutter right out of a super8 camera. -
George wants to know if you found God in there.
Irrelevant. The only thing that matters is that more people should
live in a world of kittens and string. If they don't like living in a
world of kittens and string, they should get the ***** *out* of the
world of kittens and string. Just like the tonsils of a friend of
someone I once knew had out.
p
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Pierre Salinger Memorial HL&S, September 2005.
DISCLAIMER: Sure I drink pee, but I never said I think it tastes good.
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| User: "Kadaitcha Man" |
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11 Oct 2005 01:29:19 AM |
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platopes, <platopes@yahoo.com>, the screwy, sweaty haggler, and hay baler,
vented:
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
platopes, <platopes@yahoo.com>, the brainsick, stative guzzler, and
wigmaker, yipped:
I yanked the shutter right out of a super8 camera. -
George wants to know if you found God in there.
Irrelevant.
Ok. Thanks for the warning. I snipped everything else unread.
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| User: "platopes" |
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11 Oct 2005 01:36:10 AM |
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Kadaitcha Man wrote:
platopes, <platopes@yahoo.com>, the screwy, sweaty haggler, and hay baler,
vented:
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
platopes, <platopes@yahoo.com>, the brainsick, stative guzzler, and
wigmaker, yipped:
I yanked the shutter right out of a super8 camera. -
George wants to know if you found God in there.
Irrelevant.
Ok. Thanks for the warning. I snipped everything else unread.
So you not only drink pee, you *do* think it tastes good?
p
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| User: "Kadaitcha Man" |
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11 Oct 2005 01:49:28 AM |
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platopes, <platopes@yahoo.com>, the bulimic, ill-advised hedge-pig, and
grave digger, jowled:
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
platopes, <platopes@yahoo.com>, the screwy, sweaty haggler, and hay
baler, vented:
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
platopes, <platopes@yahoo.com>, the brainsick, stative guzzler, and
wigmaker, yipped:
I yanked the shutter right out of a super8 camera. -
George wants to know if you found God in there.
Irrelevant.
Ok. Thanks for the warning. I snipped everything else unread.
So
So?
you not only drink pee, you *do* think it tastes good?
p
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| User: "platopes" |
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11 Oct 2005 01:55:42 AM |
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Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Ok. Thanks for the warning. I snipped my testicles off and am eating them as > >>I type this.
So
So?
So here's my impression of you -
"The question stands, answer it."
"The question stands, answer it."
"The question stands, answer it."
"The question stands, answer it."
Getting a little weak?
p
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| User: "Kadaitcha Man" |
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11 Oct 2005 02:09:58 AM |
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platopes, <platopes@yahoo.com>, the deviant, non-existent hooknose, and
seller of ineffectual patent medicines, averred:
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Ok. Thanks for the warning. I snipped my testicles off and am
eating them as > >>I type this.
So
So?
So
Indeed.
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| User: "platopes" |
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| Title: Re: GOD=G_uv HOW TO MAKE AN INVISIBLE GOD MOVIE |
11 Oct 2005 02:22:04 AM |
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Kadaitcha Man wrote:
platopes, <platopes@yahoo.com>, the deviant, non-existent hooknose, and
seller of ineffectual patent medicines, averred:
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Ok. Thanks for the warning. I snipped my testicles off and am
eating them as I type this.
So
So?
Getting a little weak?
Indeed.
Indeed.
p
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| User: "Kadaitcha Man" |
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| Title: Re: GOD=G_uv HOW TO MAKE AN INVISIBLE GOD MOVIE |
11 Oct 2005 02:26:36 AM |
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platopes, <platopes@yahoo.com>, the moldering, browbeaten tart, and person
who steals the goods on the quay while the dockers are at lunch, threatened:
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
platopes, <platopes@yahoo.com>, the deviant, non-existent hooknose,
and seller of ineffectual patent medicines, averred:
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Ok. Thanks for the warning. I snipped my testicles off and am
eating them as I type this.
So
So?
Getting a little weak?
Indeed.
Indeed.
p
*plonk*
--
Pierre Salinger Memorial HL&S, September 2005.
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| User: "Kantdatecha Man" |
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| Title: Re: GOD=G_uv HOW TO MAKE AN INVISIBLE GOD MOVIE |
11 Oct 2005 02:45:55 AM |
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"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@*****-off-and-die.com> wrote in message
news:fdd1e1b9903a48899b2148f0ca702cca@alt.sex.ads.lancing.haemorrhoids.for.fun.and.profit...
platopes, <platopes@yahoo.com>, the moldering, browbeaten tart, and person
who steals the goods on the quay while the dockers are at lunch,
threatened:
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
platopes, <platopes@yahoo.com>, the deviant, non-existent hooknose,
and seller of ineffectual patent medicines, averred:
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Ok. Thanks for the warning. I snipped my testicles off and am
eating them as I type this.
So
So?
Getting a little weak?
Indeed.
Indeed.
p
*plonk*
Practicing fredian plonk?
--
Pierre Salinger Memorial HL&S, September 2005.
DISCLAIMER: The content does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of
either
my ISP, myself, my company or employer, my friends (if any,) my goldfish
or
my neighbour's mad dog; don't quote me on that; don't quote me on
anything;
all rights reserved; the post is distribution copyrighted to the extent
that
you may distribute the post and all its associated parts freely but you
may
not make a profit from it or include the post in commercial publications
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either
deliberately, negligently, or otherwise; posts are subject to change
without
notice; posts are slightly enlarged to show detail; any resemblance to
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liabilities;
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if
defects are discovered, do not attempt to fix them yourself but return to
an
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may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised; not suitable for
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from
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assembly
required; batteries not included; action figures sold separately; no
preservatives added; tools not included; safety goggles may be required
during use; sealed for your protection, do not use if the safety seal is
broken; call before you dig; for external use only; if a rash, redness,
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keep
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above 60 degrees Centigrade; do not place near flammable or magnetic
source;
smoking the post may be hazardous to your health; the best safeguard,
second
only to abstinence, is the use of a good laugh; text used on the post is
made from 100% recycled electrons and magnetic particles; no animals were
used to test the hilarity of this post other than Synapse Syndrome; no
salt,
MSG, artificial colour or flavour added; may contain traces of replies to
peanuts; if ingested, do not induce vomiting, if symptoms persist, consult
your humourologist; post is ribbed for your pleasure; slippery when wet;
must be 18 to read; possible penalties for early withdrawal; post offer
valid only in participating newsgroups; slightly higher in South
Australia;
allow four to six weeks for delivery; damage from hurricane, lightning,
tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, flood, orgasm, misuse,
self-abuse, neglect, unauthorised repair, damage from improper
installation,
broken antenna, marred cabinet, incorrect line voltage, missing or altered
serial numbers, sonic boom vibrations, electromagnetic radiation from
nuclear blasts or other Acts of God are not covered; incidents owing to
aeroplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents, leaky roof, broken
glass, falling rocks, mud slides, forest fire, flying projectiles or
dropping the item are also excluded; other restrictions may apply. If
something offends you, lighten up, get a life, and move on. All conditions
apply. Not available in all stores. Facts have been changed to protect the
guilty.
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| User: "platopes" |
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| Title: Re: GOD=G_uv HOW TO MAKE AN INVISIBLE GOD MOVIE |
11 Oct 2005 02:33:20 AM |
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Kadaitcha Man wrote:
*plonk*
Mission accomplished, oh boring one.
p
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| User: "Kadaitcha Man" |
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| Title: Re: GOD=G_uv HOW TO MAKE AN INVISIBLE GOD MOVIE |
11 Oct 2005 02:35:12 AM |
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platopes, <platopes@yahoo.com>, the herding, grudging vacuum cleaner, and
corn miller, hollered:
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
*plonk*
Mission accomplished, oh boring one.
I lied.
p
Do you often reply to people whom you have been led to believe have plonked
you?
--
Pierre Salinger Memorial HL&S, September 2005.
DISCLAIMER: The content does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either
my ISP, myself, my company or employer, my friends (if any,) my goldfish or
my neighbour's mad dog; don't quote me on that; don't quote me on anything;
all rights reserved; the post is distribution copyrighted to the extent that
you may distribute the post and all its associated parts freely but you may
not make a profit from it or include the post in commercial publications
without written permission from the Prime Minister of Hutt Province; other
copyright laws for specific posts apply wherever noted or not noted, either
deliberately, negligently, or otherwise; posts are subject to change without
notice; posts are slightly enlarged to show detail; any resemblance to
actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental;
hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat; do not bend, fold, mutilate, or
spindle; do not pass go; do not collect $200; your mileage may vary; no
substitutions allowed; for a limited time only; the post is void where
prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted; the post is provided "as is"
without any warranties expressed or implied; user assumes full liabilities;
not liable for damages due to use or misuse; an equal opportunity abuse
employer; no shoes, no shirt; quantities are limited while supplies last; if
defects are discovered, do not attempt to fix them yourself but return to an
authorised post service centre; caveat emptor; read at your own risk;
parental advisory - explicit words; text may contain material some readers
may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised; not suitable for
children; not suitable for adults; not for human consumption; keep away from
sunlight, pets and small children; limit one-per-family; no money down; no
purchase necessary; to approved purchasers only; facsimiles are acceptable
in South Australia; you need not be present to read this post; some assembly
required; batteries not included; action figures sold separately; no
preservatives added; tools not included; safety goggles may be required
during use; sealed for your protection, do not use if the safety seal is
broken; call before you dig; for external use only; if a rash, redness,
irritation or swelling develops, discontinue use; use only with proper
ventilation; avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool, dry place; keep
away from open flames, naked flames and old flames; avoid inhaling fumes;
avoid contact with mucous membranes; do not puncture, incinerate, or store
above 60 degrees Centigrade; do not place near flammable or magnetic source;
smoking the post may be hazardous to your health; the best safeguard, second
only to abstinence, is the use of a good laugh; text used on the post is
made from 100% recycled electrons and magnetic particles; no animals were
used to test the hilarity of this post other than Synapse Syndrome; no salt,
MSG, artificial colour or flavour added; may contain traces of replies to
peanuts; if ingested, do not induce vomiting, if symptoms persist, consult
your humourologist; post is ribbed for your pleasure; slippery when wet;
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