He actually was shopping for leeks in Trader Joe's because we
told Kibo shopped there.

On Thu, 05 Oct 2006 23:43:04 GMT, George Hammond wrote:

On Thu, 05 Oct 2006 18:48:01 -0400, TMG <TMG@Nowhere.org>

My, what a difference a couple of weeks makes....


Date: Sun, Sep 17 2006 1:59 pm
[Hammond]
.. he's made 590 posts to alt.religion.kibology for instance which is a
low brow wankfest newsgroup which talks primarily about cat
fetishes, which is why you find "mew" in a lot of his
posts...

[Hammond]
People know that ARK has a "saving grace"... and that YOU
don't....that's the difference!
ARK is AWARE of civic and intellectual responsibility
even though it pretends not to in order to corral
congenitally defective and potentially dangerous simpletons
like you.

[McGonnell]
We'd been having so much fun toying with TMG, George, and now you
wised him up enough that he posted a "Have I Been Trolled?" thread in
a.r.k. He actually was shopping for leeks in Trader Joe's because we
told Kibo shopped there. He was quite gullible, until now.
Chris McG.

[Hammond]
You're right Holmes, the MEDIUM IS THE MESSAGE as anyone
will tell you!... obviously these artists don't waste their
talent on simple minded satire... they require the subject
to have merit and MANIFEST POTENTIAL before they endow it
with a publicity boost. In this case they hit paydirt...
they're the FIRST ONES to effect a popular transmission of
this historic (for real) academic discovery to the masses.
Like the ode to Timothy Leary 40 years ago it will
doubtlessly become the anthem of yet another social
revolution! I predict it will eventually be heard on every
radio station in the world.... and at last the powers at be
in Physics/Religion ... Msgr Lorenzo Albacete, Sir John
Polkinghorne, The Pontifical Academy of Sciences and many
others will finally turn their attention to this historic
discovery.... thanks to the power of Folk Music of all
things!

On 6 Oct 2006 10:35:34 -0700, "Immortalist"
<reanimater_2000@yahoo.com> wrote:

George Hammond wrote:

On Thu, 05 Oct 2006 20:59:04 GMT, George Hammond

Note:
=SPOG FOLK SONG=
http://interrobang.jwgh.org/songs/hammond.mp3

[Hammond]
Abstract:-- This paper follows The Cartesian
Theory (Hammond, New Ideas in Psychology Vol.
12(2), 1994) which advanced 3-axis brain cleavage
as the cause of the Structural Model. This second paper
reports gravitational curvature in the brain. Intelligence
plus Personality form a 4D space. The eigenvector
of the 4x4 metric is the Secular Trend and Einstein
curvature Guv of linearized gravity. Penrose's
quantum brain gravity is the source thus confirming
the Hameroff-Penrose model. This factor proves to
be the classical "God" of history. A causal link between
Relativity and the Structural Model yields the world's
first experimentally confirmed scientific proof of God.

[Immortalist]
Can you explain precisely how this information confirms scientific
proof and whar is the scientific proof of God? It does your case no
good to continually dodge the request for a simple explaination of your
favorite theory.

[Hammond]
Of course I can give a "simple explanation" of the
Scientific Proof of God.

The Scientific Proof of God (SPOG)

A SIMPLE EXPLANATION OF GOD

There is a difference between objective and subjective
reality. Anything that happens to your brain will change
subjective reality. Drugs, alcohol, etc will cause
subjective reality to DIFFER from objective reality. This
is common knowlege and there is no mystery to this!
In fact, the most COMMON departure from having a normal
adult brain is simply being less than fully grown. A 9 year
old for instance is only roughly "half grown" since
9/18=1/2... hence a 9 yr old only has a half grown BRAIN.
Fact is reality to a 9 year old is twice as big and twice
as fast as the reality of an adult. He is only half as big,
and he is only half as intelligent, meaning that his mental
speed is only half as fast. Hence the world is TWICE AS BIG
AND TWICE AS FAST to a 9 year old as it is to an adult
(again, roughtly speaking). OK... again... there is nothing
mysterious to this well known biological fact.
OK... now we come to something that is less well known.
Fact is, the average adult never actually reaches full
growth. In fact, the average adult is only about 80-85%
fully grown. In fact humans are getting larger every
century because of this, and it is known as the SECULAR
TREND IN HUMAN GROWTH.
OK... if the average adult is say 15% less than fully
grown, then this means that SUBJECTIVE REALITY must look 15%
BIGGER AND FASTER than objective reality to the average
human being!

THIS PHENOMENON IS CALLED G-O-D

Amazingly, Hammond has discovered that the magnification of
space and time caused by the Secular Trend in human growth
actually obeys Einstein's Field Equation of General
Relativity. This proves that the phenomenon of "God" is
actually a RELATIVISTIC EFFECT even though it is a curvature
of subjective reality and not a curvature of objective
reality. This tells us immediately that the phenomenon of
"God" is ultimately caused by Gravity.

OK.... there it is.... the "simple explanation" of the
Scientific Proof of God. Now, like I say... it takes a
sophisticated person to understand a simple explanation. If
you can't understand it...then you'll have to wait for the
book I'm writng.
Meanwhile.... you can bet your ***** on one thing for
certain....THE GOD OF THE BIBLE
D-O-E-S E-X-I-S-T
and can be measured to two decimal point accuracy!
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SCIENTIFIC PROOF OF GOD WEBSITE
http://geocities.com/scientific_proof_of_god
=SPOG FOLK SONG=
http://interrobang.jwgh.org/songs/hammond.mp3
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"George Hammond" <Nowhere1@notspam.org> wrote in news:k11Fh.7309$Jl.1343
@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net:

"Glenn Knickerbocker" <NotR@bestweb.net> wrote in message
news:45E48A3E.B063A93E@bestweb.net...

George Hammond wrote:

I almost fell flat on my face when I heard this:
SCIENTIFIC PROOF OF GOD FOLK SONG
http://interrobang.jwgh.org/songs/hammond.mp3

I find it mighty suspicious that, just a couple months after [Hammond]
began to publicize this song, the Interröbang Cartel was summarily
removed from Wikipedia for lack of notability:

From: http://interrobang.jwgh.org/songs

Other songs listed:
Peroxide Piranha
Green Meat Sandwich
CAPTAIN MARVEL'S LAMENT
Young Human Body Transplant 13
DIAPER GRAVY!
The Great Molasses Flood of 1919

From a description of Hammond's "so called" song:

CB composed and recorded a version of this song. It commemorates the day
when George Hammond was on the front page of every newspaper in the world.


When were you on the front page of ANY newspaper?
CB means CB .... to claim anything else is nothing more than (your usual)
fraud!


From the first page - http://interrobang.jwgh.org:

We hope you enjoy our madness.

¬R

[Hammond]
I do know that CASEY BENNETTO who wrote and recorded
the SCIENTIFIC PROOF OF GOD FOLK SONG is
an internationally famous Australian musical producer as
you can see here:
http://smartartists.com.au/artists/bennetto.php

As a satirist and a comedian..

Fact is, that a media expert like Bennetto can smell publicity
and money in the dark..... and while you physics nerds don't
know who HAMMOND is (despite the fact that he'[s
a graduate physicist), someone like Casey Bennetto
does and will probably make a million on the song he's
recorded after HAMMOND hits the front pages for
discovering the world's first scientific proof of God and
all you Physics scoundrals who have been ridiculing
him are tarred and feathered in the press for doing a
disservice to the public and national security!

Fact is, you and ALL your bellowing are nothing more than ....... dare I
say it ..... DIAPER GRAVY!

I find it mighty suspicious that, just a couple months after [Hammond]
began to publicize this song, the Interröbang Cartel was summarily
removed from Wikipedia for lack of notability:

By the evil conspirators, no doubt!

Nah, probably by the same 'semi-rogue' editor that also decided to enforce the
'notability' clauses exactly against a heck of a lot of webcomic pages.
(Rewrite the page with clarity and with outside links at the bottom and they're
happier with it, it turns out; dammit jim, they want REFERENCES!)

On Fri, 06 Oct 2006 12:01:07 -0400, Chris McGonnell
<smeagol01@notthisverizon.net> wrote:


[Hammond]
NOTE:
SPOG FOLK SONG (on mp3)
( http://interrobang.jwgh.org/songs/hammond.mp3 )

On Thu, 05 Oct 2006 11:48:25 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson wrote:

On Thu, 05 Oct 2006 16:45:17 GMT, George Hammond
<nowhere1@notspam.org> wrote:

[Hammond]
All of which brings me around to the fact that the ONLY
newsgroup which has shown any signs of intelligence and/or
awareness about the SPOG is in fact ARK
(alt.religion.kibology)

[Wilson]
That really ought to tell you something about the merits of your
theory, George.

[McGonnell]
Lying fool! alt.religion.kibology has the sharpest minds in the
Usernet and doesn't suffer fools gladly. They cast you out into the
darkness, didn't they?

[Hammond]
which is proof positive that ARK is
apparently the cutting edge of avant garde intellectual
development on Usenet!

[Wilson]
That ain't what I mean.

[McGonnell]
Quit weeping and wailing and gnashing your teeth, Wilson! Stay on
alt.sci.physics, where you belong.
--
Chris McG.

[Hammond]
Ah ha... another physics agnosto-nerd... I wondered where
he was posting from.
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SCIENTIFIC PROOF OF GOD WEBSITE
http://geocities.com/scientific_proof_of_god
mirror site:
http://proof-of-god.freewebsitehosting.com
=SPOG FOLK SONG=
http://interrobang.jwgh.org/songs/hammond.mp3
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