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27 Oct 2006 04:49:52 PM |
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good girls and boys |
I guess
God and I are writing a book. I do not know if people will ever see
it. If there is a book only girls and boys who are good can buy it.
any person who has read articles of bad people can not buy the book -
if they do there will be extra curses against them and their family
bad people do not get a lot of good things - if a bad person gets a
thing that is good the thing will be cursed for them
Kurt Stocklmeir
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| User: "=?UTF-8?Q?Jeff=E2=80=A6Relf?=" |
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| Title: Stocklmeir is shaking in his boots, unable to define what's good or bad. |
04 Nov 2006 03:45:41 AM |
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Hi Kurt_Stocklmeir, Can you define what's good or bad ?
If you paid someone to breed a puppy for you,
why would it be " bad " if you later killed it ?
After all, without you it wouldn't have ever existed.
When discussing the word " god ", I say:
The cosmic _God_ ( infinite in power and knoweldge ) is infinitely remote.
A God/Devil is whatever has Life/Death control over something.
Hence the saying, " There are no atheists in fox holes ( or drive-ins ). ".
And you, my dear Stocklmeir, are shaking in your boots,
in your own _Virtual_ fox hole.
It's a _Hard_Ass_ fact that time is the first spatial dimension because
nothing could ever be truly random.
Therefore, all changes ( including so-called " choices " ) are _Virtual_.
Where are the _Real_ choices ? To Live/Die faster or slower ? no.
Each is imprisoned in a virtual casino... in then end, the house takes all.
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| User: "James Kibo Parry" |
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| Title: Re: good girls and boys |
29 Oct 2006 08:05:43 AM |
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In sci.physics and sci.astro, wrote:
I guess
God and I are writing a book. I do not know if people will ever see
it. If there is a book only girls and boys who are good can buy it.
Yay! I'm pre-ordering it on Amazon.com right now. Uh oh. The only
problem is that because I bought your book, that means I'm good.
Waah! I wanted to stay evil! Your book totally ruined my evilness
when it was published sometime in the future!
It _is_ going to be listed on Amazon.com, isn't it? Because all the
scientists in the world need to study the "People who bought Kurt
Stocklmeir's Very Special Book also bought these books:" section.
Assuming, of course, that your book isn't only bought by people
who have never before bought a book, and after reading your book
they decide never to try reading anything ever again. I assume
that if that's the case, Amazon will put up some sort of cutesy
little graphic saying "Sorry, people who liked Kurt's book never
bought any other books because they can't read."
any person who has read articles of bad people can not buy the book -
if they do there will be extra curses against them and their family
What if it's a pop-up book and we accidentally pull too hard on the
tabs and rip them so we can no longer make the magic toast pop out
of the magic toaster over and over? What level of your Hierarchy Of
Heritable Curses is inhabited by people who have trouble with pop-up books?
And if it is a pop-up book, nobody will be able to buy it from
Amazon because modern Web browsers all block pop-ups. You may have
to change your book to a super-sneaky pop-under book. "PULL THE
TAB TO CLICK THE MONKEY!" I can easily imagine that book selling
a million copies to General Abacha's widow.
bad people do not get a lot of good things - if a bad person gets a
thing that is good the thing will be cursed for them
Your theology needs more Venn diagrams. Come to think of it, all
theologies need more Venn diagrams, in the same way all movies need
more ninjas. Even the movie "Ninja Ninjas In The Ninja Garden Of
Ninjatacular Ninjaness" needs more ninjas. Venn diagrams are the
ninjas of mad science. Even Woody Allen likes Venn diagrams!
So get out your colored pencils and start Venning, Kurt. When you
curse me, do I have to stay in a football-shaped sliver or can
I stay in one of the roomier crescent-shaped lobes? (Nobody has ever
drawn a Venn diagram with perfectly equal-area compartments, not
even a famous musician's Venn-diagram obsessed twin, Venndy Carlos.)
Kurt Stocklmeir
I am now pretending that your name is a really weird Venn diagram
where the "o" is full of all the science in the world and the
dot over the "i" is your brain. Maybe if you changed the spelling
of your name you could find a way to dip your brain in science.
-- K.
I heard that if you pay for
Ballantine ale with a
MasterCard you can go
back in time.
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| User: "Charvelle" |
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| Title: Re: good girls and boys |
29 Oct 2006 05:09:37 PM |
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James "Kibo" Parry wrote:
In sci.physics and sci.astro, wrote:
Kurt Stocklmeir
Knu
I am now pretending that your name is a really weird Venn diagram
where the "o" is full of all the science in the world and the
dot over the "i" is your brain. Maybe if you changed the spelling
of your name you could find a way to dip your brain in science.
I see Kansas, Tennessee, and Ou!Thats when you mix Stucklehead With
Knucklmeir, and your Ou dangles diagramless.My Ou is now full of 812~
-- K.
I heard that if you pay for
Ballantine ale with a
MasterCard you can go
back in time.
No, thats putting instant coffee in the microwave.Paying for ale with
credit causes tea to be replaced with chewing Kot 602 years ago, and
all the Embassies are ruined.
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| User: "Jana." |
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| Title: Re: good girls and boys |
01 Nov 2006 04:55:18 AM |
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Quoth "James Kibo Parry":
Kurt Stocklmeir
I am now pretending that your name is a really weird Venn diagram
where the "o" is full of all the science in the world and the
dot over the "i" is your brain.
What "dot over the "i""? There is no dot over the "i" in "Stocklmeir"
that I can see. No, not there either. Neither "2D-over" or "3D-over". I
recently wiped my screen with some soft, lightly soaked tissue just to
make sure. Twice.
Or did you perhaps mean Kurts brain is the first ever zero-dimensional one?
Or is the key word "pretending?
--
A noise annoys an oyster
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| User: "malibu" |
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| Title: Re: good girls and boys |
01 Nov 2006 09:25:20 AM |
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Jana. wrote:
A noise annoys an oyster
Cuban sugar cubes.
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| User: "Researcher" |
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| Title: Re: good girls and boys |
28 Oct 2006 12:42:24 AM |
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| Can I ask :
<kurtstocklmeir@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:1161980609.109215.231220@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
I guess
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| Starting point is a guess?
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God and I are writing a book.
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| How did you meet God. How you claim about His joint Effort?
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I do not know if people will ever see
it. If there is a book only girls and boys who are good can buy it.
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| Define what you understand bu Good,Bad,Evil and Curse.
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any person who has read articles of bad people can not buy the book -
if they do there will be extra curses against them and their family
bad people do not get a lot of good things - if a bad person gets a
thing that is good the thing will be cursed for them
Kurt Stocklmeir
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| Why suddenly start such a imaginary topic in such a focused group with no
time for gossip
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Researcher
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