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Topic: Science > Physics
User: "Androcles"
Date: 07 May 2007 03:01:15 AM
Object: GPS gizmos for sale.
Newtonian GPS gizmo:
Price: =A389.99=20
P & P: =A33.95=20
http://www.dealtime.co.uk/xPO-Garmin-Forerunner-101
GR compatible GPS gizmo:
Price: =A32089.99=20
P & P: =A3103.95=20
GR & SR compatible GPS gizmo, with picture of Einstein:
Price: =A35089.99=20
P & P: =A3503.95=20
See Androcles for an authentic simulation of Einstein's personal =
signature
on your GR & SR compatible GPS gizmo, special price =A310,000.
Buy one, get one free if you order last month.
Terms and conditions apply. No refunds.
.

User: "hanson"

Title: Re: GPS gizmos for sale. 07 May 2007 01:59:18 PM
"Androcles" <Engineer@hogwarts.physics.co.uk> wrote in message
news:f1B%h.9417$1J.6404@fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
Newtonian GPS gizmo:
Price: £89.99
P & P: £3.95
http://www.dealtime.co.uk/xPO-Garmin-Forerunner-101
GR compatible GPS gizmo:
Price: £2089.99
P & P: £103.95
GR & SR compatible GPS gizmo, with picture of Einstein:
Price: £5089.99
P & P: £503.95
See Androcles for an authentic simulation of Einstein's
personal signature on your GR & SR compatible GPS gizmo,
special price £10,000.
Buy one, get one free if you order last month.
Terms and conditions apply. No refunds.



[hanson]
ahahaha... ahahahaha... Make sure to include the
following instruction sheet (fr: mode d'emploi) into the
package of each of the costlier GPS gizmo versions:


On May 6, 11:20 am, "hanson" <han...@quick.net> wrote

to ["car & arsch"] aka <karandash2000@yahoo.com>
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.physics/msg/3b1439f3c975898b

GPS does NOT and has never needed any SR nor GR
NOT for its design, production, testing or operations.
***** GPS works!... WITHOUT any SR or GR *****


["arsch" in his rela-contracted hemorrhoidal pain creams]

Prove it, *****.

[hanson]
ahaha... If you were sure about it, in your condition as an Einstein
Dingleberry, then you would not say that in such painridden anger.
Face it, you self-announced arsch, YOUR FAITH in SR/GR
cannot be proven, but it is gleefully taken for granted by Sales-
men & Marketers who do outsmart and con Einstein Dingleberries
like you, everytime and anywhere, like Tom Potter who outshines
you cerebrally. -- So, for your benefit, LEARN FROM Androcles'
profound factual & rational facts in his splendid treatise in:


http://www.androcles01.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/GPS/GPS.htm
Learn from Andro... It's for your benefit ... so that will never again
sound like being in pain from the whupping and arsch-beating you
got from your yenta... which was predicted without any relativity in here:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.physics/msg/3b1439f3c975898b
wherein it says
::: SR/GR is used to market and sell GPS, so that Einstein
::: Dingleberries of lower and higher orders, like yourself
::: are conned into buying the price-inflated GPS gismos and
::: then do have an excuse for their suspicious yentas, who yells
::: at them for being gullible and stupid and they can save their
::: ***** with:
::: ***** "But Honey, Einstein made this" *****... ahahaha...


Mode d'emploi au professeur Ashby:
which the NG Einstein-Dinglenerries always love to cite.
Ashby himself says in it after 39 equations (!... ahahaha) :
"The net correction for clock offset due to relativistic effects that
vary in time is "Delta t = + 4.4428*10^(-10)*e* sqrt...etc " ... (39)
and then continues to add. " Eq. (39) can be expressed *without*
approximation in the alternative form Delta t = + 2 r * v / c^2 ... (40)
where r and v are the position and velocity of the satellite at the
instant of transmission. This latter form is usually used in
implementations of the receiver software".... ahahahaha.... IOW,
**** Ashby himself says NO relativity is required for GPS *****
just like you did in your web site:
http://www.androcles01.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/GPS/GPS.htm
.
User: "Androcles"

Title: Re: GPS gizmos for sale. 07 May 2007 02:30:20 PM
"hanson" <hanson@quick.net> wrote in message =
news:aGK%h.7524$Q96.894@trnddc04...

"Androcles" <Engineer@hogwarts.physics.co.uk> wrote in message
news:f1B%h.9417$1J.6404@fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
=20
Newtonian GPS gizmo:
Price: =A389.99
P & P: =A33.95
http://www.dealtime.co.uk/xPO-Garmin-Forerunner-101
=20
GR compatible GPS gizmo:
Price: =A32089.99
P & P: =A3103.95
=20
GR & SR compatible GPS gizmo, with picture of Einstein:
Price: =A35089.99
P & P: =A3503.95
=20
See Androcles for an authentic simulation of Einstein's
personal signature on your GR & SR compatible GPS gizmo,
special price =A310,000.
Buy one, get one free if you order last month.
Terms and conditions apply. No refunds.



[hanson]
ahahaha... ahahahaha... Make sure to include the
following instruction sheet (fr: mode d'emploi) into the
package of each of the costlier GPS gizmo versions:


On May 6, 11:20 am, "hanson" <han...@quick.net> wrote

to ["car & arsch"] aka <karandash2000@yahoo.com>
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.physics/msg/3b1439f3c975898b

GPS does NOT and has never needed any SR nor GR
NOT for its design, production, testing or operations.
***** GPS works!... WITHOUT any SR or GR *****


["arsch" in his rela-contracted hemorrhoidal pain creams]

Prove it, *****.

[hanson]
ahaha... If you were sure about it, in your condition as an Einstein
Dingleberry, then you would not say that in such painridden anger.
Face it, you self-announced arsch, YOUR FAITH in SR/GR
cannot be proven, but it is gleefully taken for granted by Sales-
men & Marketers who do outsmart and con Einstein Dingleberries
like you, everytime and anywhere, like Tom Potter who outshines
you cerebrally. -- So, for your benefit, LEARN FROM Androcles'
profound factual & rational facts in his splendid treatise in:


http://www.androcles01.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/GPS/GPS.htm
Learn from Andro... It's for your benefit ... so that will never again
sound like being in pain from the whupping and arsch-beating you
got from your yenta... which was predicted without any relativity in =

here:

http://groups.google.com/group/sci.physics/msg/3b1439f3c975898b
wherein it says
::: SR/GR is used to market and sell GPS, so that Einstein
::: Dingleberries of lower and higher orders, like yourself
::: are conned into buying the price-inflated GPS gismos and
::: then do have an excuse for their suspicious yentas, who yells
::: at them for being gullible and stupid and they can save their
::: ***** with:
::: ***** "But Honey, Einstein made this" *****... ahahaha...


Mode d'emploi au professeur Ashby:
which the NG Einstein-Dinglenerries always love to cite.
Ashby himself says in it after 39 equations (!... ahahaha) :
"The net correction for clock offset due to relativistic effects that
vary in time is "Delta t =3D + 4.4428*10^(-10)*e* sqrt...etc " ... =

(39)

and then continues to add. " Eq. (39) can be expressed *without*
approximation in the alternative form Delta t =3D + 2 r * v / c^2 ... =

(40)

where r and v are the position and velocity of the satellite at the
instant of transmission. This latter form is usually used in
implementations of the receiver software".... ahahahaha.... IOW,
**** Ashby himself says NO relativity is required for GPS *****
just like you did in your web site:
http://www.androcles01.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/GPS/GPS.htm
=20

My GR and SR compatible gizmos let people believe whatever they want,=20
as long as they pay the higher price. I have to charge more for taking
the instructions out and putting the GR and SR papers in so that in
the event of a positioning or timing error they can't blame me.
=20
=20
.
User: "Huang Xien Chen"

Title: Re: GPS gizmos for sale. 07 May 2007 11:02:58 PM

Newtonian GPS gizmo:
Price: £89.99
P & P: £3.95
http://www.dealtime.co.uk/xPO-Garmin-Forerunner-101

GR compatible GPS gizmo:
Price: £2089.99
P & P: £103.95

GR & SR compatible GPS gizmo, with picture of Einstein:
Price: £5089.99
P & P: £503.95

See Androcles for an authentic simulation of Einstein's
personal signature on your GR & SR compatible GPS gizmo,
special price £10,000.
Buy one, get one free if you order last month.
Terms and conditions apply. No refunds.

Yes - but do you deliver ?
Will you hand carry it all the way to Chicago while wearing that pointy hat
?
.




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