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User: "Ed Conrad"
Date: 16 Dec 2006 05:48:38 AM
Object: HELL, EVEN DARWIN ADMITS ED CONRAD IS RIGHT...


(Darwin Boy) wrote to talk.origins, being
the first of the pseudoscientists to admit Ed Conrad is right:.


Scrapings from Ed Conrad's frontal lobes reveal clear evidence of
carboniferous Haversian canals when viewed under my Woolworth's
Junior Scientist Kit microscope.

Congratulations! You've got a mighty fine microscope there. I've just
used my Tinkertoy microscope to check out your findings and I'm pretty
sure I'm seeing what you're seeing, except I think I'm also seeing
some bark of the Lepidodendron and some droppings from a giant
prehistoric scorpion.


I'm wondering if your Woolworth's Junior Scientist Kit microscope also
cost $32.50 and was imported from China?


Incidentally, soon as I get a few extra bucks, I'm going to order one
of those Tinkertoy telescopes. I sort of question those photos being
beamed back from the Hubble and I'd sure like to check them out
for myself.
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
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PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
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Ed Conrad

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Man as Old as Coal
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User: "Art Jones"

Title: Re: HELL, EVEN DARWIN ADMITS ED CONRAD IS RIGHT... 16 Dec 2006 09:04:02 AM
Ed Conrad
said:

Congratulations! You've got a mighty fine microscope there. I've just
used my Tinkertoy microscope to check out your findings and I'm pretty
sure I'm seeing what you're seeing, except I think I'm also seeing
some bark of the Lepidodendron and some droppings from a giant
prehistoric scorpion.

On his death bead, Darwin rejected his life's work. Accepting Jesus Christ as
his saviour and finally admitting that the Biblical account of man walking
side-by-side with the dinosaurs on the way to Sunday Mass as being the truth.
.
User: "Phineas T Puddleduck"

Title: Re: HELL, EVEN DARWIN ADMITS ED CONRAD IS RIGHT... 16 Dec 2006 09:08:14 AM
In article <MPG.1fedd4f2b7c14027989e95@news.motzarella.org>,
Art Jones <art.jones@aol.com> wrote:

Ed Conrad

said:

Congratulations! You've got a mighty fine microscope there. I've just
used my Tinkertoy microscope to check out your findings and I'm pretty
sure I'm seeing what you're seeing, except I think I'm also seeing
some bark of the Lepidodendron and some droppings from a giant
prehistoric scorpion.

On his death bead, Darwin rejected his life's work. Accepting Jesus Christ
as
his saviour and finally admitting that the Biblical account of man walking
side-by-side with the dinosaurs on the way to Sunday Mass as being the truth.

False
http://www.cincinnatiskeptics.org/blurbs/darwin-deathbed.html
"The evidence shows that the story is not true. Lady Hope was not
present at the deathbed of Darwin. The multiple independent accounts of
his death, written by those who were there, make no mention of it. His
children who were there at his death wrote articles and letters that
specifically refuted the recantation and conversion story. Lady Hope did
show such detailed knowledge of Darwin's home and estate that she must
have visited Darwin at some time late in his life, though not at his
deathbed. Darwin himself was disturbed with the misuses "Social
Darwinism" made of his theories. He thought that Christianity was good
for common people, though not for himself and other educated men. Darwin
was revising his theories in the latter part of his life, to take new
information into account, though he did not doubt that evolution had
occurred, only how it had happened. Lady Hope probably heard all of this
in a visit to Darwin late in his life, and conflated it imaginatively
into a deathbed recantation!"
--
Just \int_0^\infty du it!
--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com
.
User: "9/11 Truth Man"

Title: Re: HELL, EVEN DARWIN ADMITS ED CONRAD IS RIGHT... 16 Dec 2006 09:35:19 AM
Phineas T Puddleduck
said:

In article
Art Jones <art.jones@aol.com> wrote:

Ed Conrad

said:

Congratulations! You've got a mighty fine microscope there. I've just
used my Tinkertoy microscope to check out your findings and I'm pretty
sure I'm seeing what you're seeing, except I think I'm also seeing
some bark of the Lepidodendron and some droppings from a giant
prehistoric scorpion.

On his death bead, Darwin rejected his life's work. Accepting Jesus Christ
as
his saviour and finally admitting that the Biblical account of man walking
side-by-side with the dinosaurs on the way to Sunday Mass as being the truth.


False

http://www.cincinnatiskeptics.org/blurbs/darwin-deathbed.html


Of course it was a false statement, you idiot.
Everyone knows that the dinosaurs were Buddhists, so walking side-by-side with
man to Sunday Mass is simply more Christian propaganda.
.

User: "Ed"

Title: Re: HELL, EVEN DARWIN ADMITS ED CONRAD IS RIGHT... 16 Dec 2006 09:45:48 AM
Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:

In article <MPG.1fedd4f2b7c14027989e95@news.motzarella.org>,
Art Jones <art.jones@aol.com> wrote:

Ed Conrad

said:

Congratulations! You've got a mighty fine microscope there. I've just
used my Tinkertoy microscope to check out your findings and I'm pretty
sure I'm seeing what you're seeing, except I think I'm also seeing
some bark of the Lepidodendron and some droppings from a giant
prehistoric scorpion.

On his death bead, Darwin rejected his life's work. Accepting Jesus Christ
as
his saviour and finally admitting that the Biblical account of man walking
side-by-side with the dinosaurs on the way to Sunday Mass as being the truth.


False

http://www.cincinnatiskeptics.org/blurbs/darwin-deathbed.html

"The evidence shows that the story is not true. Lady Hope was not
present at the deathbed of Darwin. The multiple independent accounts of
his death, written by those who were there, make no mention of it. His
children who were there at his death wrote articles and letters that
specifically refuted the recantation and conversion story. Lady Hope did
show such detailed knowledge of Darwin's home and estate that she must
have visited Darwin at some time late in his life, though not at his
deathbed. Darwin himself was disturbed with the misuses "Social
Darwinism" made of his theories. He thought that Christianity was good
for common people, though not for himself and other educated men. Darwin
was revising his theories in the latter part of his life, to take new
information into account, though he did not doubt that evolution had
occurred, only how it had happened. Lady Hope probably heard all of this
in a visit to Darwin late in his life, and conflated it imaginatively
into a deathbed recantation!"

I think the "walking side by side with dinosaurs on their way to Sunday
mass" shows that this poster didn't mean it to be taken too seriously!
.
User: "Phineas T Puddleduck"

Title: Re: HELL, EVEN DARWIN ADMITS ED CONRAD IS RIGHT... 16 Dec 2006 10:45:18 AM
In article <1166283948.453443.12150@j72g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
"Ed" <edrhodes@hotmail.com> wrote:

I think the "walking side by side with dinosaurs on their way to Sunday
mass" shows that this poster didn't mean it to be taken too seriously!

Ah.
Apologies. I need new batteries for my sarcasm detector!
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User: "Phineas T Puddleduck"

Title: Re: HELL, EVEN DARWIN ADMITS ED CONRAD IS RIGHT... 16 Dec 2006 10:55:21 AM
In article <phineaspuddleduck-ADCCF0.16451716122006@free.teranews.com>,
Phineas T Puddleduck <phineaspuddleduck@googlemail.com> wrote:

In article <1166283948.453443.12150@j72g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
"Ed" <edrhodes@hotmail.com> wrote:

I think the "walking side by side with dinosaurs on their way to Sunday
mass" shows that this poster didn't mean it to be taken too seriously!


Ah.

Apologies. I need new batteries for my sarcasm detector!

OK I'm replying to myself ;-)
In my own defence tho, I've heard Christians say similar things with a
straight face ;-)
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User: "Ed"

Title: Re: HELL, EVEN DARWIN ADMITS ED CONRAD IS RIGHT... 16 Dec 2006 11:20:20 AM
Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:

In article <phineaspuddleduck-ADCCF0.16451716122006@free.teranews.com>,
Phineas T Puddleduck <phineaspuddleduck@googlemail.com> wrote:

In article <1166283948.453443.12150@j72g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
"Ed" <edrhodes@hotmail.com> wrote:

I think the "walking side by side with dinosaurs on their way to Sunday
mass" shows that this poster didn't mean it to be taken too seriously!


Ah.

Apologies. I need new batteries for my sarcasm detector!


OK I'm replying to myself ;-)

In my own defence tho, I've heard Christians say similar things with a
straight face ;-)

I am a Christian, I would never say <anything> like that with a
straight face!
Besides we all know the dinosaurs were Pagans, that's why God wiped
them out!
.
User: "chatnoir"

Title: Re: HELL, EVEN DARWIN ADMITS ED CONRAD IS RIGHT... 16 Dec 2006 11:54:41 PM
Ed wrote:

Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:

In article <phineaspuddleduck-ADCCF0.16451716122006@free.teranews.com>,
Phineas T Puddleduck <phineaspuddleduck@googlemail.com> wrote:

In article <1166283948.453443.12150@j72g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
"Ed" <edrhodes@hotmail.com> wrote:

I think the "walking side by side with dinosaurs on their way to Sunday
mass" shows that this poster didn't mean it to be taken too seriously!


Ah.

Apologies. I need new batteries for my sarcasm detector!


OK I'm replying to myself ;-)

In my own defence tho, I've heard Christians say similar things with a
straight face ;-)


I am a Christian, I would never say <anything> like that with a
straight face!

Besides we all know the dinosaurs were Pagans, that's why God wiped
them out!

God messed up on the size of the boat needed! They had to be left
behind!
.

User: "Phineas T Puddleduck"

Title: Re: HELL, EVEN DARWIN ADMITS ED CONRAD IS RIGHT... 16 Dec 2006 11:24:17 AM
In article <1166289620.632967.69730@n67g2000cwd.googlegroups.com>,
"Ed" <edrhodes@hotmail.com> wrote:

I am a Christian, I would never say <anything> like that with a
straight face!

Yeah there's Christians and then there's CHRISTIANS. I have no problems
with faith myself, just those who feel they have to force it down my
throat...

Besides we all know the dinosaurs were Pagans, that's why God wiped
them out!

Now thats a cool image. "Pantheistic huh? Eat hot meteor retribution!"
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User: "BDK"

Title: Re: HELL, EVEN DARWIN ADMITS ED CONRAD IS RIGHT... 16 Dec 2006 12:48:34 PM
In article <MPG.1fedd4f2b7c14027989e95@news.motzarella.org>,
art.jones@aol.com says...

Ed Conrad

said:

Congratulations! You've got a mighty fine microscope there. I've just
used my Tinkertoy microscope to check out your findings and I'm pretty
sure I'm seeing what you're seeing, except I think I'm also seeing
some bark of the Lepidodendron and some droppings from a giant
prehistoric scorpion.

On his death bead, Darwin rejected his life's work. Accepting Jesus Christ as
his saviour and finally admitting that the Biblical account of man walking
side-by-side with the dinosaurs on the way to Sunday Mass as being the truth.


Senility and fear of death make people say and maybe believe all kinds
of insane BS.
BDK
.

User: "Magda"

Title: Re: HELL, EVEN DARWIN ADMITS ED CONRAD IS RIGHT... 16 Dec 2006 09:20:18 AM
On Sat, 16 Dec 2006 10:04:02 -0500, in alt.gossip.celebrities, Art Jones
<art.jones@aol.com> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... Ed Conrad
said:
... > Congratulations! You've got a mighty fine microscope there. I've just
... > used my Tinkertoy microscope to check out your findings and I'm pretty
... > sure I'm seeing what you're seeing, except I think I'm also seeing
... > some bark of the Lepidodendron and some droppings from a giant
... > prehistoric scorpion.
... >
... On his death bead, Darwin rejected his life's work. Accepting Jesus Christ as
... his saviour and finally admitting that the Biblical account of man walking
... side-by-side with the dinosaurs on the way to Sunday Mass as being the truth.
Blah-blah-dog-blah-blah-dog-blah-blah...
.


User: "Christopher Helms"

Title: Re: HELL, EVEN DARWIN ADMITS ED CONRAD IS RIGHT... 16 Dec 2006 02:02:25 PM
Ed Conrad wrote:


darwinboy@hell.com (Darwin Boy) wrote to talk.origins, being
the first of the pseudoscientists to admit Ed Conrad is right:.


Scrapings from Ed Conrad's frontal lobes reveal clear evidence of
carboniferous Haversian canals when viewed under my Woolworth's
Junior Scientist Kit microscope.

Congratulations. I just bought a Little Genius Chemistry Set from
Chemical City. I've been making Diet Fanta Grape Soda all day. I'm
sending out for some really exotic stuff and when it arrives I'm going
to be making Bacos and Reddi Whip, lest I freeze up like that poor
stupid ***** on the commercial who can't eat a piece of apple pie
without that crap sprayed on it.
.
User: "Notroll2006"

Title: Re: HELL, EVEN DARWIN ADMITS ED CONRAD IS RIGHT... 16 Dec 2006 02:06:54 PM
"Christopher Helms" <Chrishelms132@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1166299345.023485.54330@n67g2000cwd.googlegroups.com...


Ed Conrad wrote:


darwinboy@hell.com (Darwin Boy) wrote to talk.origins, being
the first of the pseudoscientists to admit Ed Conrad is right:.


Scrapings from Ed Conrad's frontal lobes reveal clear evidence of
carboniferous Haversian canals when viewed under my Woolworth's
Junior Scientist Kit microscope.



Congratulations. I just bought a Little Genius Chemistry Set from
Chemical City. I've been making Diet Fanta Grape Soda all day. I'm
sending out for some really exotic stuff and when it arrives I'm going
to be making Bacos and Reddi Whip, lest I freeze up like that poor
stupid ***** on the commercial who can't eat a piece of apple pie
without that crap sprayed on it.

After you've mastered Reddi Whip, go for the cheese in a can. Griffuck uses
it to write his name in the snow. He can't do it the way the other boys do.
.


User: "Phineas T Puddleduck"

Title: Re: HELL, EVEN DARWIN ADMITS ED CONRAD IS RIGHT... 16 Dec 2006 07:49:47 AM
In article <esm7o2h2e32cc6r6mc76dimhqddeurj8ac@4ax.com>,
Ed Conrad <edconrad@verizon.net> wrote:

Incidentally, soon as I get a few extra bucks, I'm going to order one
of those Tinkertoy telescopes. I sort of question those photos being
beamed back from the Hubble and I'd sure like to check them out
for myself.

I'm sure we'll have a whip round to send you up there, one way
unfortunately.
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