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Topic: Science > Physics
User: "Daniel Joseph Min"
Date: 14 Nov 2004 08:16:47 PM
Object: How To Be HAPPY During Armageddon!
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IF YOU'RE LIKE me, and you're among the devoutly-faithful
in Jesus Christ and the GOOD NEWS of his gospel, then you
KNOW how to stay happy during the worst tribulation EVER
to afflict the post-Deluvian world--such that ALL mortal
men, be they human beings or inhuman animals, ALL mankind
are in for the most difficult times of their souls' long
ages of incarnating,--yet the HAPPIEST of times for Xians!
But UNLESS you're a TRUE Judeo-Xian, we can't expect you
to comprehend WHY these are the HAPPIEST TIMES for Xians:

"Forget your troubles c'mon get happy
Ya better chase all your cares away
shout Hallelujah, c'mon get happy
Get ready for the judgment day

The sun is shinin', c'mon get happy
The Lord is waiting to take your hand
Shout Hallelujah, c'mon get happy
We're goin' to the Promise Land

We're headin' 'cross the river
wash your sins away in the tide
It's all so peaceful
On the other side

Forget your troubles c,mon get happy
Ya better chase all your cares away
Shout Hallelujah, c'mon get happy
Get ready for the judgment day

forget your troubles, c'mon get happy
chase your cares away,
sing hallelulajh, get happy,
for the judgement day.

the sun is shining, c'mon get happy,
the lord is waiting to take your hand,
shout hallelulajh, get happy,
where gonna be goin to the promise land.

We're headin' 'cross the river
Wash your sins away in the tide
It's quite and peaceful
On the other side

Forget your troubles get happy
your cares fly away!!
Sing Hallelujah, get happy
Get ready for your judgment day

c'mon get happy,
ya better chase all your cares away,
sing halleluajh c'mon get happy,
get ready, get ready, get ready for
*YOUR* Judgment Daaaaaaaay!"
________________________________________________________

While God-fearing Judeo-Xians rationally understand that
this Fourth Empire's demise MUST come in order to clear
the Way for our eternally-reigning King's prophesied re-
turn; in contrast, those who doubt their faith and those
who are non-believers don't have the *Rock of Ages* upon
which to stand whilst the plagues of the tribulation are
poured out upon the Desolate. Perhaps, we who are devout
Xians can help to bring SOME doubters back around, while
converting a scant handful of unbelievers in the process.
But the level of faith and understanding required during
this tribulation period must be steadfast and unwavering
to the point of ecstatic trance in the presence of angels
to be effective in warding off the PESSIMISM to come, and
the global plagues which shall exponentially reinforce it.
The whole EARTH is changing in accordance with the REIGN
of Jesus Christ in accordance with the Dominance of Zeus.

As a staunch Republican and law-abiding American citizen,
I am "HAPPILY GLOATING* over the liberal Democrats while
holding sympathy for the moderates who'd had their party
highjacked by left-wing extremists, in much the same way
that they systematically highjacked America's courts and
justice system, and turned it over to inhuman rabid dogs!

And BECAUSE homosexual marriage was the Abomination which
makes Desolate foretold by the prophet Daniel--reiterated
by the Divine Authority in Matthew 24,--thus we Xians are
HAPPIER than we've EVER been since Christ's Crucifixion in
31 AD. That's 1973 years AND counting! Xians are SO HAPPY
nowadays because we KNOW that the end of the old world is
imminent, even at the doors. The whole world has SEEN the
prophesied Abomination of homosexual marriage STANDING in
the Holy Place which is the innermost temple of the Gods-
incarnate, the Holy of Holies, the human body! EXACTLY as
Jesus said he'd raise the Temple of God in Three Days and
thus He arose from the Dead in Three Days and Three Nights
EXACTLY as He foretold, thus the human body is the temple
of the Most High. Xians understand this PERFECTLY, but the
gentiles, (meaning Vulnerable to the bite of the Serpent),
are bewildered at the TRUTH of it, that the body is not the
temple made of stone but is the *LIVING* Temple of the Gods!

TRULY, the prophesied Abomination of Desolation manifested
in the USA for the WHOLE WORLD to see, with the USA being
the most powerful and prosperous nation in world history!
The GOSPEL has been preached throughout the ENTIRE Earth
as was foretold by the King of kings Jesus Christ. It is
for these reasons that we devout Judeo-Xians are HAPPIER
than we've ever been since our Fall of Autumn and Evening
and subsequent BANISHMENT from Paradise-on-Earth. REJOICE!
The Apocalypse IS! The Revelation, the Uncovering of what
has been hidden from the world since the ECLIPSE of God's
Son at Calvary. The Revealing of the *LIVING WORD* of God
is occurring on a GLOBAL scale, and the gentile heathens
are SCARED TO DEATH because, on an unconscious level, they
FEEL that the world's reigning KING is returning to SIEZE
His Kingdom, which was called the WORLD OF THE FIFTH HOOP
by the now-extinct Hopi elders. The WHITE PEBBLE is Pluto
at the center of the Earth, Iris, the EYE of the SKY. The
MAN with the white stone is Jesus Christ. The NEW NAME is
written thereon, called NEW JERUSALEM, whose TWELVE GATES
are mythologically known as the Twelve Labors of Hercules.

The heathens are standing AFAR OFF, far outside the gates
of the City. They don't understand what's going on because
they REFUSE to humble themselves before Jehovah God who is
called IOVIS and DEVS in the ancient vulgar Latin, and is
called Zeus in the ancient Greek, and is called "FOREMOST
AMONG HIS EQUALS" reigning eternally-supreme at the Temple
on Mt. Olympus. The very elect in Christ, meaning those of
us who UNDERSTAND AND PRACTICE this understanding which is
called COELVM EMPIREVM HABITACVLVM DEI ET OMNIVM ELECTORVM,
Heaven-in-Practice is the Habitation of the Gods and Wholly
by Election, THIS is the knowledge -AND- wisdom that devout
Judeo-Xians enjoy daily, hourly, every minute and second of
our lives. Thus we ceaselessly render THANKS to Jehovah God,
Jehovah, which is the Latinization of the Hebrew "YaoHuWaH",
means God GIVES, the God of Charity, the Expansive God, the
God of Augmentation, the God of the GOLDEN RULE. This is why
not only devout Judeo-Xians, but ALL men (male and female in
the genitive neuter sense) who LOVE THY NEIGHBOR AS THYSELF
are rightly the VERY ELECT, and yet ALL are in danger of the
bite of the Serpent who bruises the heal if it were possible.

Without being too verbose (as I'm notorious for doing in my
writing), I would emphasize that the "doubting Thomas's" out
there and unbelieving heathens and murderers and thieves and
adulterers and idolaters and mammon-worshipers and gangsters
and extortionists and usurers and rapists and drug addicts and
and sexual deviants and God-haters and Xian-haters and fear-
mongers and left-wing extremists and Islamic Jihadists and
all dangerously violent criminals both foreign and domestic
and all manner of horribly corrupt rabid inhuman vermin and
traitors and terrorists and pedophiles and liars and EVERY
last man on Earth be they human beings and inhuman animals
and hypocritical right-wing "literalist" theocrats and all
those who claim to be Xians but are NOT but rather they are
the Church and Synagogue and Mosque and Ashram and Temple
of Shaitan, Satan, Saturn, meaning God TAKES--those who are
the TAKERS of the world, the Worldly, those who are DEFEATED
in the BATTLE for evermore, the battle of Armageddon fought
in the Air, by the elements, the Electromagnetic, the Super-
consciousness of the offspring of the Gods who are entering
the Earth vs. the offspring of Men who are leaving the Earth,
cut-off from the Earth by the God of Kappa who Kuts men off
from the Earth at the Harvest, Saturn, who is defeated with
his Giant Titans in the War of Ten Sidereal Years, from the
Moon to Pluton-Hades, the Primum Mobile, Heaven-on-Earth in
the Temple of the LIVING God. For this, we Xians are HAPPY,
by the course caelestial, the grand motor of Heaven & Earth.
But the heathens *OF* the world are confused and schismatic
to quote the late great prophet, Dr. Michel de Nostradamus.

If only the worldly would CORRECT the error of trying to mix
heavenly things with worldly things, then their *fragmented*
and worldly heathen religions like the Church and their man-
made structures of mammon-worship wouldn't have been utterly
DESTROYED nave to font--DAY SEARING in the FLAME of Judgment,
Jvdex Tremendvs. From HEAVEN the grand King of terror, Kappa,
the HARSH by letters will make so HORRIBLE a notch, unloosed
from his chains at the center of the Earth, so much so that
the King of Gravity of the Earth will be FELT rushing forth
into oblivion, into the Abyssal of CHAOS--that of NO RETURN!
But eternal-thanks be to Jehovah God: Jesus IS returning to
the Earth with a THUNDERBOLT, with the clouds and lightnings
and thunderings and the voices of the muses and their Mother
Mnemosyne, the MEMORY of the crystalline firmament of Earth,
the thin psychometrically-endowed crust of terra firma, who
REMEMBERS the first body of every soul saved in Jesus Christ.
God's LAW SINGING! In 7 x 12 = 84 Key-Signatures of the Gods.

The GLOBAL DESTRUCTION of this Roman Empire is VERY imminent
and we Xians couldn't be more GRATEFUL for our salvation in
Jesus Christ. The HEATHENS are frightened as they SHOULD BE!
Indeed the heathens have MUCH to fear from the Exterminator.
God's Immutable Universal Law is wreaking HAVOC upon them by
their own rebellion. Of their OWN device, the heathens have
each by their works of good and evil become their own judge,
jury and executioner both in this life and in the afterlife.

I remind YOU Kappa Thita Lamda, Bit Banished Misled, as the
writing on the WALL Measured measured weighed divided, the
NINE in departure KAPPA, the King of Gravity who *Cuts-Off*
souls from the Earth from bodily DEATH to Hades & Tartaros:

atsrbn lbql Nbtkw sna-dy yd Nebua wqpn htes-hb"
hdy op hzx aklmw aklm yd alkyh *ltk-yd aryg-le
Daniel 5:5 BHS (MS.B19A)--"hbtk yd

Only instance of 'ltk' in whole of the S. scriptures, and is
pronounced ko'-thel (keth-al in lbb Chaldee-dialect), THIS is
what Nostradamus tried to teach you HEATHENS, but you wouldn't
listen because you are INCAPABLE of listening. Now, *you* are
going to pay the ULTIMATE PRICE for your arrogance and lack of
humility before the Most High. Satan is UNLOOSED. Praise Jesus!

Happy Judgment Day!
Daniel Joseph Min

*Min's Google-Archived Home Page On The WWW:
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=XJBDEJF138262.9022453704@anonymous.poster

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User: "Mycos"

Title: Re: How To Be HAPPY During Armageddon! 15 Nov 2004 08:29:48 PM
Min? Using your infinite wisdom, would you please just pick a day for the Big Event. Then,
when it doesn't happen, will you quietly slide off into that fantastic little world that
is in your mind...and *ONLY* in your mind?
On 15 Nov 2004 02:16:47 -0000, Daniel Joseph Min <Real.Min@Colorado.USA> wrote:

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IF YOU'RE LIKE me, and you're among the devoutly-faithful
in Jesus Christ and the GOOD NEWS of his gospel, then you
KNOW how to stay happy during the worst tribulation EVER
to afflict the post-Deluvian world--such that ALL mortal
men, be they human beings or inhuman animals, ALL mankind
are in for the most difficult times of their souls' long
ages of incarnating,--yet the HAPPIEST of times for Xians!
But UNLESS you're a TRUE Judeo-Xian, we can't expect you
to comprehend WHY these are the HAPPIEST TIMES for Xians:

"Forget your troubles c'mon get happy
Ya better chase all your cares away
shout Hallelujah, c'mon get happy

Gary Williams
http://mycos.blogspot.com/
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User: "Lorrill Buyens"

Title: Re: How To Be HAPPY During Armageddon! 16 Nov 2004 06:22:47 PM
On 15 Nov 2004 02:16:47 -0000, the gods of sci.skeptic demanded a sacrifice.
Daniel Joseph Min <Real.Min@Colorado.USA>, the Chosen One, protested:

IF YOU'RE LIKE me,

....then you're so full of ***** that your eyes are brown.
[followups set: sci.skeptic]
--
"One does wonder why God went to the trouble of making Man
rational, since there's evidently no bloody use for reason
whatsoever."
- Alan Hope, in a religious discussion in misc.writing
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