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Destroying the Earth is harder than you may have been led to believe.

I am not supposed to be online at all, but since today is my birthday I
have granted myself permission. :) This was too cute not to share.

From:

http://ned.ucam.org/%7Esdh31/misc/destroy.html

Destroying the Earth is harder than you may have been led to believe.

You've seen the action movies where the bad guy threatens to destroy the
Earth. You've heard people on the news claiming that the next nuclear war
or cutting down rainforests or persisting in releasing hideous quantities
of pollution into the atmosphere threatens to end the world.

Fools.

The Earth was built to last. It is a 4,550,000,000-year-old,
5,973,600,000,000,000,000,000-tonne ball of iron. It has taken more
devastating asteroid hits in its lifetime than you've had hot dinners,
and lo, it still orbits merrily. So my first piece of advice to you, dear
would-be Earth-destroyer, is: do NOT think this will be easy.

This is not a guide for wusses whose aim is merely to wipe out humanity.
I (Sam Hughes) can in no way guarantee the complete extinction of the
human race via any of these methods, real or imaginary. Humanity is wily
and resourceful, and many of the methods outlined below will take many
years to even become available, let alone implement, by which time
mankind may well have spread to other planets; indeed, other star
systems. If total human genocide is your ultimate goal, you are reading
the wrong document. There are far more efficient ways of doing this,
many which are available and feasible RIGHT NOW. Nor is this a guide for
those wanting to annihilate everything from single-celled life upwards,
render Earth uninhabitable or simply conquer it. These are trivial goals
in comparison.

This is a guide for those who do not want the Earth to be there anymore.


-Laurel

I am not supposed to be online at all, but since today is my birthday I
have granted myself permission. :) This was too cute not to share.

From:

http://ned.ucam.org/%7Esdh31/misc/destroy.html

Destroying the Earth is harder than you may have been led to believe.

You've seen the action movies where the bad guy threatens to destroy the
Earth. You've heard people on the news claiming that the next nuclear war
or cutting down rainforests or persisting in releasing hideous quantities
of pollution into the atmosphere threatens to end the world.

Fools.

The Earth was built to last. It is a 4,550,000,000-year-old,
5,973,600,000,000,000,000,000-tonne ball of iron. It has taken more
devastating asteroid hits in its lifetime than you've had hot dinners,
and lo, it still orbits merrily. So my first piece of advice to you, dear
would-be Earth-destroyer, is: do NOT think this will be easy.