9) Thence we conclude that the were-rats

homorattus norvegicus tusseladus Andersen,
homorattus rattus Baez,
homorattus rattus Bielawski,
homorattus rattus Bilge,
homorattus rattus Draper,
homorattus rattus phuckwiticus Einstein,
homorattus rattus Fischer,
homorattus rattus Kolker,
homorattus rattus Nieminen,
homorattus rattus Poe,
homorattus rattus Roberts,
homorattus rattus Smith,
and homorattus stupidicus Van de moortel,

are inviduals of the species rat-brained troll, homorattus stupidicus
Van der moortel being the lowest of the low, all sewer-dwelling
scavengers and opportunistic thieves dedicated to the destruction
of science.

homorattus rattus Poe,

"A wererat is a fictional creature akin to a werewolf, but shapeshifting into the form of a rat instead of a wolf. This type of lycanthrope is not found in historical legends, but has become common in modern role playing games and fiction inspired by them. They are commonly portrayed as sewer-dwelling scavengers and opportunistic thieves."

"Paul B. Andersen" <paul.b.andersen@deletethishia.no> wrote in message news:dka9e1$am6$1@dolly.uninett.no...
| Henri Wilson wrote:


[snip to the chase]

| > YOU cannot explain how or why the 'wavelength' of the incident light should be
| > dependent on relative source/observer speed....without resorting to the
| > principle of an absolute aether.
|
| It's very simple, Henri.
| SR predicts that both the wavelength and frequency of
| EM-radiation are Doppler shifted.
|
| The ballistic theory predicts that the frequency
| of the EM-wave is Doppler shifted, but the the wavelength
| is not.
|
| Measurements prove that both wavelength and frequency
| are Doppler shifted.
|
| SR is confirmed, the ballistic theory is falsified.
|
| Paul

1) Professor Christian Andreas Doppler of Prague's work is an extension of Irreplacable Newtonian Relativity (INR), or Isaac Newton Right.

2) Assistant professor Paul Bozo Doppler of Kristiansand's work is a simple minded repetition of Ancient Einsteinian Magic (AEM) or Albert Einstein Madness.

3) The frequency of an oscillator can be conveyed remotely to a distant point
by electromagnetic radiation, a manifestation of the everyday occurence of "seeing", aka "watching" aka "looking" aka "observing".
The terms "see" and "look" are sometimes used as synonyms for "understand", although ther is considerble difference between "understand" and "observe".

4) The major difference between Professor Christian Andreas Doppler and
assistant professor Paul Bozo Doppler is that Professor Christian Andreas Doppler was a physicist that understood the nature of observing oscillators
and assistant professor Paul Bozo Doppler is a self-confessed tusselad, a kind of Norwegian nuisance troll. Students are advised not to select Agder
College, Kristiansand, Norway for a course of study unless it is a post graduate course in psychosis, in which case it will serve as an excellent
laboratory maze for the study of homorattus norvegicus, a species of were-rat that never know where they are at.
Homorattus norvegicus should not be confused with rattus rattus, having a longer tale to tell.
At the time of the full moon homorattus norvegicus takes this form when in Norvey.
http://www.algonet.se/~rsm/r8/rattuse.html

5) Assistant professor Paul B. Doppler (and also Len Gaasenbeek) wishes to advise the scientific community that seismographs do NOT work,
"The trace drawn by a moving mechanical resonantor is no wave
and has no wavelength. The trace is a static line."
news:dk7p40$lve$1@dolly.uninett.no

We take "resonantor" to be a Norvegicus translation of the English "oscillator" and should not penalize homorattus norvegicus tusseladus since English is not his first language, although he does have a spelling-checker.

6) It is a trivial matter to position a "point of view" (eye) at a distance from the resonantor (moving pen) and observe the "wave" (trace on the paper strip) change its frequency without changing its wavelength as the point of view is moved toward or away from the resonantor. To change the wavelength, change the speed at which the trace moves relative to the resonantor.

7) The ballistic theory is of course falsified by "The trace is a static line."

8) Albert Einstein Madness aka Ancient Einsteinian Magic (or Silly Relativity as the were-rat homorattus norvegicus tusseladus prefers to call it) is of course confirmed by the amplitude of the "static line" becoming infinite when the point of view (eye) approaches the resonantor at the same speed as the paper strip leaves the resonantor.
"It follows from these results that to an observer approaching a source of light with the velocity c, this source of light must appear of infinite intensity."

Ref: http://www.fourmilab.ch/etexts/einstein/specrel/www/ end of section 7.


9) Thence we conclude that the were-rats

homorattus norvegicus tusseladus Andersen,
homorattus rattus Baez,
homorattus rattus Bielawski,
homorattus rattus Bilge,
homorattus rattus Draper,
homorattus rattus phuckwiticus Einstein,
homorattus rattus Fischer,
homorattus rattus Kolker,
homorattus rattus Nieminen,
homorattus rattus Poe,
homorattus rattus Roberts,
homorattus rattus Smith,
and homorattus stupidicus Van de moortel,

are inviduals of the species rat-brained troll, homorattus stupidicus Van der moortel being the lowest of the low, all sewer-dwelling scavengers and opportunistic thieves dedicated to the destruction of science.

homo sapiens sapiens Androcles.

We take "resonantor" to be a Norvegicus translation of the English "oscillator"