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Science > Physics |
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"sunwalker" |
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18 Jan 2004 03:49:29 PM |
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NASA plans new Apollo mission |
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NASA has announced their plans to send a manned mission
to the Sun. Senior NASA engineers have tested old suits
designed with a layer of radiation-proof fabric similar
to that worn by Apollo "moonwalkers", over a third of a
century ago at a time when Dr. Timothy Leary was typing
the first words out on his new invention that he called
the "word processor", a typewriter-like qwerty keyboard
plugged into a mainframe computer that Leary said would
allow the typist to type and correct errors using a CRT
display, with bright green letters on a dark green back-
ground. Leary predicted that his new invention would be
come popular with writers of every ilk someday when com-
puters would be made smaller, faster, & more affordable.
Leary demonstrated his device by printing out his words
on a large dot-matrix printing machine that punches out
dots in the basic shapes of letters using a ribbon like
any common typewriter. Iron Butterfly's newest hit song
"In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" could be heard on Leary's AM radio.
So dig it baby. It's soooo heavy and groovy that NASA's
hip to reviving their far out Apollo program so men can
walk on the Sun just like they did the Moon. When asked
how they will keep their sunwalkers cool in the hot sun,
NASA proudly exclaims "that's simple, we'll go at night
and splashdown before sunrise".."in order to save money
we plan to use the very same pressure suits worn by our
grandfathers to walk on the Moon, since if it worked on
the Moon it'll damn sure keep keep our Apollo crew cool
and comfortable while lollygagging around and playing 9
holes of golf on the Sun's dark side. We're not sure if
our American flag is going to flutter in the solar wind,
so we plan to starch it and maybe use a little wire for
support. Otherwise, people are gonna think we hoaxed it
like our grandfathers did at Area 51" "tune in, turn on
and drop out"...peace love dope...wow, like, bummer man,
we need to score some acid to take with us on our trip".
Daniel Joseph Min
*All Apollo Moon Missions Were Unmanned:
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=VTKA4X1O37500.9704861111@Gilgamesh-frog.org
*Uncensored Apollo Moon Hoax Bookmarks:
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=7RL5KJIX37499.1691435185@Gilgamesh-frog.org
*Min's $10,000 Reward For Astronomers:
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=ZZ5B1I2037855.1969907407@Gilgamesh-frog.org
*Min's Interlinear Translation of the Apocalypse:
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=N8G8XLYW37986.0680439815@Gilgamesh-Frog.org
*Min's Newsgroup-Archived Home Page On The World Wide Web:
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=5YTK57VH37948.6355092593@Gilgamesh-frog.org
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| User: "Inger E Johansson" |
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| Title: Re: NASA plans new Apollo mission |
18 Jan 2004 04:02:40 PM |
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Sunwalker,
since you are writing about a thing which doesn't include past archaeologic
or historic events, why do you send it to sci.archaeology?
Inger E
"sunwalker" <sun@moon.nevada.desert> skrev i meddelandet
news:7F4F363D38004.9493287037@Gilgamesh-Frog.org...
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NASA has announced their plans to send a manned mission
to the Sun. Senior NASA engineers have tested old suits
designed with a layer of radiation-proof fabric similar
to that worn by Apollo "moonwalkers", over a third of a
century ago at a time when Dr. Timothy Leary was typing
the first words out on his new invention that he called
the "word processor", a typewriter-like qwerty keyboard
plugged into a mainframe computer that Leary said would
allow the typist to type and correct errors using a CRT
display, with bright green letters on a dark green back-
ground. Leary predicted that his new invention would be
come popular with writers of every ilk someday when com-
puters would be made smaller, faster, & more affordable.
Leary demonstrated his device by printing out his words
on a large dot-matrix printing machine that punches out
dots in the basic shapes of letters using a ribbon like
any common typewriter. Iron Butterfly's newest hit song
"In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" could be heard on Leary's AM radio.
So dig it baby. It's soooo heavy and groovy that NASA's
hip to reviving their far out Apollo program so men can
walk on the Sun just like they did the Moon. When asked
how they will keep their sunwalkers cool in the hot sun,
NASA proudly exclaims "that's simple, we'll go at night
and splashdown before sunrise".."in order to save money
we plan to use the very same pressure suits worn by our
grandfathers to walk on the Moon, since if it worked on
the Moon it'll damn sure keep keep our Apollo crew cool
and comfortable while lollygagging around and playing 9
holes of golf on the Sun's dark side. We're not sure if
our American flag is going to flutter in the solar wind,
so we plan to starch it and maybe use a little wire for
support. Otherwise, people are gonna think we hoaxed it
like our grandfathers did at Area 51" "tune in, turn on
and drop out"...peace love dope...wow, like, bummer man,
we need to score some acid to take with us on our trip".
Daniel Joseph Min
*All Apollo Moon Missions Were Unmanned:
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=VTKA4X1O37500.9704861111@Gilgamesh-frog
..org
*Uncensored Apollo Moon Hoax Bookmarks:
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=7RL5KJIX37499.1691435185@Gilgamesh-frog
..org
*Min's $10,000 Reward For Astronomers:
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=ZZ5B1I2037855.1969907407@Gilgamesh-frog
..org
*Min's Interlinear Translation of the Apocalypse:
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=N8G8XLYW37986.0680439815@Gilgamesh-Frog
..org
*Min's Newsgroup-Archived Home Page On The World Wide Web:
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=5YTK57VH37948.6355092593@Gilgamesh-frog
..org
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| User: "Tom McDonald" |
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| Title: Re: NASA plans new Apollo mission |
18 Jan 2004 08:50:37 PM |
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Inger E Johansson wrote:
Sunwalker,
since you are writing about a thing which doesn't include past archaeologic
or historic events, why do you send it to sci.archaeology?
Inger E
"sunwalker" <sun@moon.nevada.desert> skrev i meddelandet
news:7F4F363D38004.9493287037@Gilgamesh-Frog.org...
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NASA has announced their plans to send a manned mission
to the Sun.
Inger,
Min needs not concern himself with normal posting etiquette. He
is Right, and Needs To Get The Troth (r) Out. Oh, and sell
stuff. That, and he sits behind an anonymous remailer, so he
can't be busted like mere mortals such as you and me, who behave
because it's right.
He has no morals, he has no message, he has no clue. But he has
a computer and a hookup to the Internet; so he's golden.
Tom McDonald
<snip>
Tom McDonald
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| User: "Kilolani" |
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| Title: Re: NASA plans new Apollo mission |
19 Jan 2004 06:29:08 PM |
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"Tom McDonald" <tmcdonald2672@nohormelcharter.net> wrote in message
news:100majc7r17utb8@corp.supernews.com...
Min needs not concern himself with normal posting etiquette. He
is Right, and Needs To Get The Troth (r) Out. Oh, and sell
stuff. That, and he sits behind an anonymous remailer, so he
can't be busted like mere mortals such as you and me, who behave
because it's right.
How can he "sell stuff" if he can't be found? Where do the "buyers" send
their money?
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| User: "N:dlzc D:aol T:com \dlzc\ N: dlzc1 D:cox" |
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| Title: Re: NASA plans new Apollo mission |
19 Jan 2004 09:02:00 PM |
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Dear Kilolani:
"Kilolani" <stargazer@ATkilolaniDOT.net> wrote in message
news:oD_Ob.19881$zj7.11724@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net...
"Tom McDonald" <tmcdonald2672@nohormelcharter.net> wrote in message
news:100majc7r17utb8@corp.supernews.com...
Min needs not concern himself with normal posting etiquette. He
is Right, and Needs To Get The Troth (r) Out. Oh, and sell
stuff. That, and he sits behind an anonymous remailer, so he
can't be busted like mere mortals such as you and me, who behave
because it's right.
How can he "sell stuff" if he can't be found? Where do the "buyers" send
their money?
Web traffic pays.
David A. Smith
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| User: "Tom McDonald" |
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| Title: Re: NASA plans new Apollo mission |
20 Jan 2004 03:29:48 PM |
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Kilolani wrote:
"Tom McDonald" <tmcdonald2672@nohormelcharter.net> wrote in message
news:100majc7r17utb8@corp.supernews.com...
Min needs not concern himself with normal posting etiquette. He
is Right, and Needs To Get The Troth (r) Out. Oh, and sell
stuff. That, and he sits behind an anonymous remailer, so he
can't be busted like mere mortals such as you and me, who behave
because it's right.
How can he "sell stuff" if he can't be found? Where do the "buyers" send
their money?
Kilolani,
IIRC, he does astrological charts for folks for pay. Not sure
how he communicates with them.
Tom McDonald
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| User: "Mark F." |
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| Title: Re: NASA plans new Apollo mission |
18 Jan 2004 06:01:31 PM |
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This is a Pollack joke from the 60's..
"sunwalker" <sun@moon.nevada.desert> wrote in message
news:7F4F363D38004.9493287037@Gilgamesh-Frog.org...
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NASA has announced their plans to send a manned mission
to the Sun. Senior NASA engineers have tested old suits
designed with a layer of radiation-proof fabric similar
to that worn by Apollo "moonwalkers", over a third of a
century ago at a time when Dr. Timothy Leary was typing
the first words out on his new invention that he called
the "word processor", a typewriter-like qwerty keyboard
plugged into a mainframe computer that Leary said would
allow the typist to type and correct errors using a CRT
display, with bright green letters on a dark green back-
ground. Leary predicted that his new invention would be
come popular with writers of every ilk someday when com-
puters would be made smaller, faster, & more affordable.
Leary demonstrated his device by printing out his words
on a large dot-matrix printing machine that punches out
dots in the basic shapes of letters using a ribbon like
any common typewriter. Iron Butterfly's newest hit song
"In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" could be heard on Leary's AM radio.
So dig it baby. It's soooo heavy and groovy that NASA's
hip to reviving their far out Apollo program so men can
walk on the Sun just like they did the Moon. When asked
how they will keep their sunwalkers cool in the hot sun,
NASA proudly exclaims "that's simple, we'll go at night
and splashdown before sunrise".."in order to save money
we plan to use the very same pressure suits worn by our
grandfathers to walk on the Moon, since if it worked on
the Moon it'll damn sure keep keep our Apollo crew cool
and comfortable while lollygagging around and playing 9
holes of golf on the Sun's dark side. We're not sure if
our American flag is going to flutter in the solar wind,
so we plan to starch it and maybe use a little wire for
support. Otherwise, people are gonna think we hoaxed it
like our grandfathers did at Area 51" "tune in, turn on
and drop out"...peace love dope...wow, like, bummer man,
we need to score some acid to take with us on our trip".
Daniel Joseph Min
*All Apollo Moon Missions Were Unmanned:
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=VTKA4X1O37500.9704861111@Gilgamesh-frog.org
*Uncensored Apollo Moon Hoax Bookmarks:
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=7RL5KJIX37499.1691435185@Gilgamesh-frog.org
*Min's $10,000 Reward For Astronomers:
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=ZZ5B1I2037855.1969907407@Gilgamesh-frog.org
*Min's Interlinear Translation of the Apocalypse:
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=N8G8XLYW37986.0680439815@Gilgamesh-Frog.org
*Min's Newsgroup-Archived Home Page On The World Wide Web:
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=5YTK57VH37948.6355092593@Gilgamesh-frog.org
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| User: "Chris Krolczyk" |
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| Title: Re: NASA plans new Apollo mission |
20 Jan 2004 04:00:29 PM |
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sunwalker <sun@moon.nevada.desert> wrote in message news:<7F4F363D38004.9493287037@Gilgamesh-Frog.org>...
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NASA has announced their plans to send a manned mission
to the Sun.
You're actually *proud* of coming off as a delusional little
***** with no real life whatsoever, aren't you?
-Chris Krolczyk
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