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15 Mar 2005 09:29:41 AM |
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Neutrinos raped my girlfriend |
Billions of them went up her ***** and *****, and now she's turned
frigid. What can I do?
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| User: "Sam Wormley" |
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| Title: Re: Neutrinos raped my girlfriend |
15 Mar 2005 12:30:32 PM |
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wrote:
Billions of them went up her ***** and *****, and now she's turned
frigid. What can I do?
The problem is the neutrinos are having negligible effect on your *****
and brain. Perhaps you could arrange position yourself near a collapsing
stellar core to up your own neutrino numbers... guaranteed results!
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| User: "Andy Resnick" |
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| Title: Re: Neutrinos raped my girlfriend |
15 Mar 2005 02:15:33 PM |
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wrote:
Billions of them went up her ***** and *****, and now she's turned
frigid. What can I do?
Resume taking your Xanax and Lithium.
--
Andrew Resnick, Ph.D.
Department of Physiology and Biophysics
Case Western Reserve University
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| User: "Mark Martin" |
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| Title: Re: Neutrinos raped my girlfriend |
15 Mar 2005 11:30:17 AM |
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Billions of them went up her ***** and *****, and now she's turned
frigid. What can I do?
This condition is known, in the medical physics profession, as
'Neutrino Overcapture Syndrome Excessive Xylophonia'. It happens when a
woman's body starts to retain liquids which happen to be particularly
good neutrino scintillants. Tell me, has she been drinking unusually
large quantities of heavy water? Baby oil? Dry cleaning fluid?
-Mark Martin
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| User: "tadchem" |
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| Title: Re: Neutrinos raped my girlfriend |
15 Mar 2005 10:30:00 AM |
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Flush them out with liquid helium.
Tom Davidson
Richmond, VA
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