I have this weird diarrhoea anxiety.

All Hail Discordia! The Demon of Mockery wrote:

Hail Eris! James C Cracked is God!!! spammed:

james_c_cracked@yahoo.com wrote:

It still makes me chuckle when I recall it. A couple of weeks ago Wardy
said I should 'Hang my head in shame' for being mistaken about when an
email account I stopped using months ago got deleted by yahoo.

Below are some recent examples of far more significant instances where
Wardy has been wrong. Indeed, if he keeps on being wrong it will be
more than simply embarrassing to him. It may wind up being devastating
for his family.

Will Wardy 'hang his head in shame' over these? Naaah. Wardy has no
shame.

Let me count the ways.

1) Wardy insists that posters such as Ward F Moron Jr, Ward Fatman, the
poster formerly known as Jim Smith, etc., are all the same person,
namely me.

WRONG!!! One day perhaps Wardy will learn how to download and read
headers and ip numbers. Until that day we can all laugh at him. In a
rough census I once counted 3 or 4 US states, 3 or 4 countries and 2
continents among Wardy's 'sock puppets.' Wardy 'thinks' there is some
mysterious way to do this from one location. Wardy gives me too much
credit. Not even highly sophisticated hackers can forge ip trails,
which are hardwired into their path. That's why hackers get caught.
Since Wardy is immune to comprehending this he 'thinks' he's safe to
embarrass himself over and over and over by claiming we are all the
same person. This comforts poor Wardy. It makes him think he is less
unpopular than he actually is.

2) Ward claims he is full of concern, regard and protectiveness for his
family, particularly his daughter CJ.

WRONG!!!!

These people may have some significance to Wardy in a low, animal sort
of way. But none of them compare in importance with Wardy's inflated
EGO.Wardy has been told over and over that if he wants to protect his
loved ones from usenet infamy all he has to do is stop posting replies
to my posts and go back to posting harmless classical music-related
topics. He can't do this, not even to spare his family devastating
embarrassment and trouble, because his EGO is THE most important thing
to him in his life. Period.

Sooner or later CJ is going to read these threads and demand to know
from dad how come he never just stopped. I wonder how old Wardy is
going to 'spin' that one?

3) On 31 July Wardy said, "I'm not going to give you *any* information
on my family."

WRONG!!!! Three days later he gave a loooong biographical thumbnail
sketch on his daughter CJ to 'answer' the claim that CJ is a lesbian.
Incidentally, nowhere in his reply does he ever deny she is a lesbian.
Indeed, Wardy is so bad at dissembling (or 'disassembling' as Global
Warming Bush puts it) that he gives away the farm just about every time
he opens his mouth. Example, when I got his age wrong (I said 60 when
it's still 59) he corrected me *several* times. Nowhere does he say CJ
isn't a denizen of Lesbos, therefor she must be. If it were otherwise
Wardy would be full of tales about boyfriends.

Incidentally, I have NO problem with lesbians. I couldn't care less
about someone's sexual orientation. I don't even comprehend why it has
relevance to anyone. But to someone like Wardy, a staunch Repoopican
and therefor a sexual bigot, it must be a HUGE embarrassment.

Also, Wardy is a turd pervert and I DO find that disgusting when it's
waved around in my face all the time.

4) Wardy thinks that the limerick is the pinnacle of high art and is
constantly congratulating himself on his 'talent' and denigrating
others for apparent lack of same.

WRONG!!!! Ah, the limerick, the kazoo of the poetical instruments, to
poetry what the velvet Elvis is to painting.

Sorry Wardy old boy, but it's nothing special. In fact in your hands
it's bizarre and sickening. Allow me to explain in verse:

A limerick's easy to write,
You could pen ten or twenty tonight,
But when 'neath your words
Lurks a fetish for turds
It's sick and disgusting and trite!

For repeatedly and insistently outing personal info of a usenet poster
in subject lines after losing a flamewar to his victim (with said
victim first dancing on this nom's bloody corpse with limericks
detailing the location of said nom's head (in said nom's colon)), and
rejecting the explanation given to him of why he should refrain from
such asshattery, I give you the above example of net.scum, the
cephalo-rectal torll, "James C. Cracked", August's first nomination for
Kook of the Month!

I forgot to mention his main partner in the above paragraph -- "Ward
Hardmanure", every bit as much outer filth -- making this a joint
nomination.

So. Seconds, anyone? (Hush, Ward.)

Snarky

The Demon of Mockery wrote:

For repeatedly and insistently outing personal info of a usenet poster
in subject lines after losing a flamewar to his victim

You must have had some good hash to hallucinate like that, Dickboy
Moron.

The Demon of Mockery wrote:

For repeatedly and insistently outing personal info of a usenet poster
in subject lines after losing a flamewar to his victim

You must have had some good hash to hallucinate like that, Dickboy Moron.