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"inquiring mind" |
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15 May 2007 08:32:09 AM |
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PhD in Astrobiology |
Hi,
I want to do a PhD in Astrobiology. I prefer to do experimental
projects. Where can I study ? Thanks.
Sincerely,
inquiring mind
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| User: "Straydog" |
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| Title: Re: PhD in Astrobiology |
15 May 2007 09:22:13 AM |
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Have you thought about where the jobs are in astrobiology?
Experimental projects? Like plant life on Mars? Or, Venus?
On Tue, 15 May 2007, inquiring mind wrote:
Hi,
I want to do a PhD in Astrobiology. I prefer to do experimental
projects. Where can I study ? Thanks.
Sincerely,
inquiring mind
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| User: "Old Pif" |
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| Title: Re: PhD in Astrobiology |
15 May 2007 10:57:48 PM |
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On May 15, 10:22 am, Straydog <a...@panix.com> wrote:
Have you thought about where the jobs are in astrobiology?
Experimental projects? Like plant life on Mars? Or, Venus?
Could be closer. Like space-flying raccoon.
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| User: "Straydog" |
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| Title: Re: PhD in Astrobiology |
16 May 2007 06:48:54 AM |
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On Tue, 15 May 2007, Old Pif wrote:
On May 15, 10:22 am, Straydog <a...@panix.com> wrote:
Have you thought about where the jobs are in astrobiology?
Experimental projects? Like plant life on Mars? Or, Venus?
Could be closer. Like space-flying raccoon.
Pollen grain germination and spore germination on wet napkins on high
flying trans-atlantic jet flights?
Deployment of sanitary requirments on the ISS?
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| User: "carrera dolbani" |
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| Title: Re: PhD in Astrobiology |
16 May 2007 04:40:15 AM |
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On May 15, 11:22 pm, Straydog <a...@panix.com> wrote:
Have you thought about where the jobs are in astrobiology?
At NASA ?
Experimental projects? Like plant life on Mars? Or, Venus?
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| User: "Straydog" |
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| Title: Re: PhD in Astrobiology |
16 May 2007 06:53:16 AM |
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On Wed, 16 May 2007, carrera d'olbani wrote:
On May 15, 11:22 pm, Straydog <a...@panix.com> wrote:
Have you thought about where the jobs are in astrobiology?
At NASA ?
They may have an administrator there. The life-detecting project on the
Mars probes was probably designed by a team made up mostly of mechanical
engineers, not astrobiologists. The whole space program probably has 18-19
engineers, in one place or the other, for every real scientist.
Experimental projects? Like plant life on Mars? Or, Venus?
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| User: "carrera dolbani" |
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| Title: Re: PhD in Astrobiology |
16 May 2007 07:31:54 AM |
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On May 16, 8:53 pm, Straydog <a...@panix.com> wrote:
On Wed, 16 May 2007, carrera d'olbani wrote:
On May 15, 11:22 pm, Straydog <a...@panix.com> wrote:
Have you thought about where the jobs are in astrobiology?
At NASA ?
They may have an administrator there. The life-detecting project on the
Mars probes was probably designed by a team made up mostly of mechanical
engineers, not astrobiologists. The whole space program probably has 18-19
engineers, in one place or the other, for every real scientist.
I was present at a talk given by a bigwig from NASA on astrobiology.
He was talking about life at the other stars. I already forgot what
did they study -- spectra of light emission, or meteorites, or they
were looking for patterns (in spectra ?) which were a telltale of
life.
Experimental projects? Like plant life on Mars? Or, Venus?
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| User: "Uncle Al" |
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| Title: Re: PhD in Astrobiology |
15 May 2007 10:22:08 AM |
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inquiring mind wrote:
Hi,
I want to do a PhD in Astrobiology. I prefer to do experimental
projects. Where can I study ? Thanks.
Google
astrobiology faculty 137,000 hits
astrobiology faculty experimental 49,500 hits
The screamingly obvious assessment is that you do not possess the
skill set necessary to pursue research. If you cannot succeed on
paper sitting on your ***** with no time limit then you don't have a
chance standing before a blackboard much less a lab bench.
--
Uncle Al
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/
(Toxic URL! Unsafe for children and most mammals)
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/lajos.htm#a2
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| User: "Straydog" |
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| Title: Re: PhD in Astrobiology |
15 May 2007 10:57:37 AM |
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On Tue, 15 May 2007, Uncle Al wrote:
inquiring mind wrote:
Hi,
I want to do a PhD in Astrobiology. I prefer to do experimental
projects. Where can I study ? Thanks.
Google
astrobiology faculty 137,000 hits
astrobiology faculty experimental 49,500 hits
The screamingly obvious assessment is that you do not possess the
skill set necessary to pursue research. If you cannot succeed on
paper sitting on your ***** with no time limit then you don't have a
chance standing before a blackboard much less a lab bench.
We're living in the age where kids get homework assignments from school
and their idea of _doing_ the homework is to get on the internet, click on
something or two, type a few letters, and the answer comes out, all
downloaded, formated, and printed out.
Anyone can use google. Now, how about what does the guy do after he gets a
PhD, which, today, is pretty easy.
--
Uncle Al
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/
(Toxic URL! Unsafe for children and most mammals)
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/lajos.htm#a2
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| User: "Old Pif" |
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| Title: Re: PhD in Astrobiology |
16 May 2007 07:24:05 AM |
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On May 15, 11:57 am, Straydog <a...@panix.com> wrote:
On Tue, 15 May 2007, Uncle Al wrote:
inquiring mind wrote:
Hi,
I want to do a PhD in Astrobiology. I prefer to do experimental
projects. Where can I study ? Thanks.
Google
astrobiology faculty 137,000 hits
astrobiology faculty experimental 49,500 hits
The screamingly obvious assessment is that you do not possess the
skill set necessary to pursue research. If you cannot succeed on
paper sitting on your ***** with no time limit then you don't have a
chance standing before a blackboard much less a lab bench.
We're living in the age where kids get homework assignments from school
and their idea of _doing_ the homework is to get on the internet, click on
something or two, type a few letters, and the answer comes out, all
downloaded, formated, and printed out.
Anyone can use google. Now, how about what does the guy do after he gets a
PhD, which, today, is pretty easy.
In one of these 137,000 links Uncle Al mentioned the following is
written on the subject:
***************************************************************************************************************************************
An example of a strong research theme is Astrobiology. This theme
forms the basis of a new College initiative spanning many disciplines,
from molecular biology to oceanography. It derives much of its impetus
from progress in astronomy in areas such as space exploration,
extraterrestrial material (Martian meteorites, cosmic dust), and
extrasolar planets. Astrobiology inspires great enthusiasm among
students, postdocs, and funding agencies. We welcome any opportunity
to strengthen our lead in this exciting new field. The large range of
opportunities in this one research area is illustrated by the
incredible diversity among current astrobiology faculty in many
different departments.
***************************************************************************************************************************************
Pay attention to the phrase:
"Astrobiology inspires great enthusiasm among students, postdocs, and
funding agencies."
The funding agencies are going to spend tons of dollars for baking
PhDs in something that might not even exist. An army of
Astrobiologists will appear down the road waiving their credentials
and requesting JOBS, which results in more or less the same amount of
bitter blogs similar to that unfortunate astrophysicist that
complained that he is not worse that his colleagues A, B, C ... and Z
and still not funds.
Incidentally, how they could judge which astrobiologist is better? I
would say that one is better that predicts bigger animal living in
space or in black hole. If you predict mammoth spinning around the
distant star in the remote galaxy you are to my taste is better than
miserable guys talking about bacteria stick to asteroids.
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| User: "carrera dolbani" |
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| Title: Re: PhD in Astrobiology |
16 May 2007 08:34:22 AM |
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On May 16, 9:24 pm, Old Pif <Old...@gmail.com> wrote:
On May 15, 11:57 am, Straydog <a...@panix.com> wrote:
On Tue, 15 May 2007, Uncle Al wrote:
inquiring mind wrote:
Hi,
I want to do a PhD in Astrobiology. I prefer to do experimental
projects. Where can I study ? Thanks.
Google
astrobiology faculty 137,000 hits
astrobiology faculty experimental 49,500 hits
The screamingly obvious assessment is that you do not possess the
skill set necessary to pursue research. If you cannot succeed on
paper sitting on your ***** with no time limit then you don't have a
chance standing before a blackboard much less a lab bench.
We're living in the age where kids get homework assignments from school
and their idea of _doing_ the homework is to get on the internet, click on
something or two, type a few letters, and the answer comes out, all
downloaded, formated, and printed out.
Anyone can use google. Now, how about what does the guy do after he gets a
PhD, which, today, is pretty easy.
In one of these 137,000 links Uncle Al mentioned the following is
written on the subject:
***************************************************************************************************************************************
An example of a strong research theme is Astrobiology. This theme
forms the basis of a new College initiative spanning many disciplines,
from molecular biology to oceanography. It derives much of its impetus
from progress in astronomy in areas such as space exploration,
extraterrestrial material (Martian meteorites, cosmic dust), and
extrasolar planets. Astrobiology inspires great enthusiasm among
students, postdocs, and funding agencies. We welcome any opportunity
to strengthen our lead in this exciting new field. The large range of
opportunities in this one research area is illustrated by the
incredible diversity among current astrobiology faculty in many
different departments.
***************************************************************************************************************************************
Pay attention to the phrase:
"Astrobiology inspires great enthusiasm among students, postdocs, and
funding agencies."
The funding agencies are going to spend tons of dollars for baking
PhDs in something that might not even exist. An army of
Astrobiologists will appear down the road waiving their credentials
and requesting JOBS, which results in more or less the same amount of
bitter blogs similar to that unfortunate astrophysicist that
complained that he is not worse that his colleagues A, B, C ... and Z
and still not funds.
Incidentally, how they could judge which astrobiologist is better? I
would say that one is better that predicts bigger animal living in
space or in black hole. If you predict mammoth spinning around the
distant star in the remote galaxy you are to my taste is better than
miserable guys talking about bacteria stick to asteroids.
Oh, how I understand you ! In numerical modelling, you can predict
many wonderful phenomena, and at 1/100 of the cost of the experiment
at that. No wonder all managers over the planet like to hire people to
do modelling.
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| User: "Old Pif" |
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| Title: Re: PhD in Astrobiology |
16 May 2007 05:18:04 PM |
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On May 16, 9:34 am, carrera d'olbani <dolb...@yahoo.com> wrote:
Oh, how I understand you ! In numerical modelling, you can predict
many wonderful phenomena, and at 1/100 of the cost of the experiment
at that. No wonder all managers over the planet like to hire people to
do modelling.
Do you have any other option with Astrobiology? If you know, inform
promptly the original poster.
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| User: "carrera dolbani" |
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| Title: Re: PhD in Astrobiology |
17 May 2007 03:06:27 AM |
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On May 17, 7:18 am, Old Pif <Old...@gmail.com> wrote:
On May 16, 9:34 am, carrera d'olbani <dolb...@yahoo.com> wrote:
Oh, how I understand you ! In numerical modelling, you can predict
many wonderful phenomena, and at 1/100 of the cost of the experiment
at that. No wonder all managers over the planet like to hire people to
do modelling.
Do you have any other option with Astrobiology? If you know, inform
promptly the original poster.
The OP knows as much as I do.
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| User: "Straydog" |
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| Title: Re: PhD in Astrobiology |
16 May 2007 09:10:06 AM |
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On Wed, 16 May 2007, carrera d'olbani wrote:
On May 16, 9:24 pm, Old Pif <Old...@gmail.com> wrote:
On May 15, 11:57 am, Straydog <a...@panix.com> wrote:
On Tue, 15 May 2007, Uncle Al wrote:
inquiring mind wrote:
Hi,
I want to do a PhD in Astrobiology. I prefer to do experimental
projects. Where can I study ? Thanks.
Google
astrobiology faculty 137,000 hits
astrobiology faculty experimental 49,500 hits
The screamingly obvious assessment is that you do not possess the
skill set necessary to pursue research. If you cannot succeed on
paper sitting on your ***** with no time limit then you don't have a
chance standing before a blackboard much less a lab bench.
We're living in the age where kids get homework assignments from school
and their idea of _doing_ the homework is to get on the internet, click on
something or two, type a few letters, and the answer comes out, all
downloaded, formated, and printed out.
Anyone can use google. Now, how about what does the guy do after he gets a
PhD, which, today, is pretty easy.
In one of these 137,000 links Uncle Al mentioned the following is
written on the subject:
***************************************************************************************************************************************
An example of a strong research theme is Astrobiology. This theme
forms the basis of a new College initiative spanning many disciplines,
from molecular biology to oceanography. It derives much of its impetus
from progress in astronomy in areas such as space exploration,
extraterrestrial material (Martian meteorites, cosmic dust), and
extrasolar planets. Astrobiology inspires great enthusiasm among
students, postdocs, and funding agencies. We welcome any opportunity
to strengthen our lead in this exciting new field. The large range of
opportunities in this one research area is illustrated by the
incredible diversity among current astrobiology faculty in many
different departments.
***************************************************************************************************************************************
Pay attention to the phrase:
"Astrobiology inspires great enthusiasm among students, postdocs, and
funding agencies."
The funding agencies are going to spend tons of dollars for baking
PhDs in something that might not even exist. An army of
Astrobiologists will appear down the road waiving their credentials
and requesting JOBS, which results in more or less the same amount of
bitter blogs similar to that unfortunate astrophysicist that
complained that he is not worse that his colleagues A, B, C ... and Z
and still not funds.
Incidentally, how they could judge which astrobiologist is better? I
would say that one is better that predicts bigger animal living in
space or in black hole. If you predict mammoth spinning around the
distant star in the remote galaxy you are to my taste is better than
miserable guys talking about bacteria stick to asteroids.
Oh, how I understand you ! In numerical modelling, you can predict
many wonderful phenomena, and at 1/100 of the cost of the experiment
at that. No wonder all managers over the planet like to hire people to
do modelling.
So we should tell the kid to go into computermodeledastrobiology? Or, to
make it more sexy: ComputerModeledAstroBiology?
Are we progressing back, in time, to the days of religion? (where people
learned everything they knew--whatever that meant--from one book and a
small class of people, anointed with the power/priviledge of deciding what
was knowledge, what was forbidden knowledge, etc.? Without an experiment?
Corporations would love this, wouldn't they?
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| Title: Re: PhD in Astrobiology |
16 May 2007 09:30:12 AM |
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So we should tell the kid to go into computermodeledastrobiology? Or, to
make it more sexy: ComputerModeledAstroBiology?
Are we progressing back, in time, to the days of religion? (where people
learned everything they knew--whatever that meant--from one book and a
small class of people, anointed with the power/priviledge of deciding what
was knowledge, what was forbidden knowledge, etc.? Without an experiment?
How much would this be different than computer modeling of
Astrology? ;-)
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| User: "Straydog" |
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16 May 2007 12:48:31 PM |
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On Wed, 16 May 2007, wrote:
So we should tell the kid to go into computermodeledastrobiology? Or, to
make it more sexy: ComputerModeledAstroBiology?
Are we progressing back, in time, to the days of religion? (where people
learned everything they knew--whatever that meant--from one book and a
small class of people, anointed with the power/priviledge of deciding what
was knowledge, what was forbidden knowledge, etc.? Without an experiment?
How much would this be different than computer modeling of
Astrology? ;-)
Yeah, but they already did that, too. Its called Stonehenge.
And, there was a greek device. Called somthing like the anakarista
mechanism. I got the name not right, but it was a "planetarium" all with
gears and cogs, and built some 2,000 years ago. Was on a pbs program.
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| User: "Old Pif" |
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| Title: Astobiology in the dark ages: PhD in Astrobiology |
16 May 2007 05:45:41 PM |
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On May 16, 10:10 am, Straydog <a...@panix.com> wrote:
Are we progressing back, in time, to the days of religion? (where people
learned everything they knew--whatever that meant--from one book and a
small class of people, anointed with the power/privilege of deciding what
was knowledge, what was forbidden knowledge, etc.? Without an experiment?
It crossed my mind that Astrobiology is in fact very old subject.
Just several decades ago astrobiologists called themselves science
fiction writers and earned very decent money.
Even earlier in the middle ages famous Sorbonne hosted debates on how
many deviles could fit to the tip of needle. And as a devil is a
creature from another world it is definitely a legitimate
astrobiological subject. For several centuries they awarded PhDs for
that.
So, ya ..., obviously, we are progressing back. The trouble is that
now astobiologist and alike vigorously take part in the cutting of the
government pie, which becomes more and more fat free.
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| User: "Straydog" |
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| Title: Re: Astobiology in the dark ages: PhD in Astrobiology |
16 May 2007 07:08:03 PM |
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On Wed, 16 May 2007, Old Pif wrote:
On May 16, 10:10 am, Straydog <a...@panix.com> wrote:
Are we progressing back, in time, to the days of religion? (where people
learned everything they knew--whatever that meant--from one book and a
small class of people, anointed with the power/privilege of deciding what
was knowledge, what was forbidden knowledge, etc.? Without an experiment?
It crossed my mind that Astrobiology is in fact very old subject.
Just several decades ago astrobiologists called themselves science
fiction writers and earned very decent money.
Even earlier in the middle ages famous Sorbonne hosted debates on how
many deviles could fit to the tip of needle. And as a devil is a
creature from another world it is definitely a legitimate
astrobiological subject. For several centuries they awarded PhDs for
that.
So, ya ..., obviously, we are progressing back. The trouble is that
now astobiologist and alike vigorously take part in the cutting of the
government pie, which becomes more and more fat free.
Hey, that was very good. What do you think? Maybe the ancient greek gods
could be alien beings? ????
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| User: "Old Pif" |
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17 May 2007 07:38:13 AM |
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On May 16, 8:08 pm, Straydog <a...@panix.com> wrote:
What do you think? Maybe the ancient Greek gods
could be alien beings? ????
Absolutely, they fit astrobiological profile perfectly. And pay
attention that from astrobiological perspective the Greek mythology is
nothing but perfectly developed astrobiological theory. For instance,
they knew perfectly well how breeding and cross-breeding with humans
actually happens. Off-springs of two gods are gods but off-springs of
god and mortal is mortal but with special described in detailed
privileges. Take Achilles for one.
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| User: "Straydog" |
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| Title: Re: Astobiology in the dark ages: PhD in Astrobiology |
17 May 2007 08:29:54 AM |
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On Thu, 17 May 2007, Old Pif wrote:
On May 16, 8:08 pm, Straydog <a...@panix.com> wrote:
What do you think? Maybe the ancient Greek gods
could be alien beings? ????
Absolutely, they fit astrobiological profile perfectly. And pay
attention that from astrobiological perspective the Greek mythology is
nothing but perfectly developed astrobiological theory. For instance,
they knew perfectly well how breeding and cross-breeding with humans
actually happens. Off-springs of two gods are gods but off-springs of
god and mortal is mortal but with special described in detailed
privileges. Take Achilles for one.
Hey, how about all those sea serpents and sea monsters we all read about
in the "old books"? And, the old map-makers would draw into those old maps
a few sea serpents. Them, too, eh? And, ghosts, demons, elfs, orcs, and
all of them, too?
But, what could be the hypothesis about dinosaurs? After all, there are
bone images in the paleotology record. How come nothing for all those
other beings? Why two classes of alien/being? Those with bone images and
those described only in books/oldmaps?
I will think on this, too!
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| User: "Straydog" |
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16 May 2007 08:14:44 AM |
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On Wed, 16 May 2007, Old Pif wrote:
On May 15, 11:57 am, Straydog <a...@panix.com> wrote:
On Tue, 15 May 2007, Uncle Al wrote:
inquiring mind wrote:
Hi,
I want to do a PhD in Astrobiology. I prefer to do experimental
projects. Where can I study ? Thanks.
Google
astrobiology faculty 137,000 hits
astrobiology faculty experimental 49,500 hits
The screamingly obvious assessment is that you do not possess the
skill set necessary to pursue research. If you cannot succeed on
paper sitting on your ***** with no time limit then you don't have a
chance standing before a blackboard much less a lab bench.
We're living in the age where kids get homework assignments from school
and their idea of _doing_ the homework is to get on the internet, click on
something or two, type a few letters, and the answer comes out, all
downloaded, formated, and printed out.
Anyone can use google. Now, how about what does the guy do after he gets a
PhD, which, today, is pretty easy.
In one of these 137,000 links Uncle Al mentioned the following is
written on the subject:
***************************************************************************************************************************************
An example of a strong research theme is Astrobiology. This theme
forms the basis of a new College initiative spanning many disciplines,
from molecular biology to oceanography. It derives much of its impetus
from progress in astronomy in areas such as space exploration,
extraterrestrial material (Martian meteorites, cosmic dust), and
extrasolar planets. Astrobiology inspires great enthusiasm among
students, postdocs, and funding agencies. We welcome any opportunity
to strengthen our lead in this exciting new field. The large range of
opportunities in this one research area is illustrated by the
incredible diversity among current astrobiology faculty in many
different departments.
***************************************************************************************************************************************
Pay attention to the phrase:
"Astrobiology inspires great enthusiasm among students, postdocs, and
funding agencies."
Oh, I saw that. I saw that. I saw that.
ROTFLMAO. or ROTFHLMAO (where H=hysterically, [not historically])
The funding agencies are going to spend tons of dollars for baking
PhDs in something that might not even exist. An army of
Astrobiologists will appear down the road waiving their credentials
and requesting JOBS, which results in more or less the same amount of
bitter blogs similar to that unfortunate astrophysicist that
complained that he is not worse that his colleagues A, B, C ... and Z
and still not funds.
Remember all these surveys where they ask college grads simple questions
like: Where is Russia? (and they can't find it on a map), Where is X? (and
they can't find that either). And, I'm wondering where all these X-gen,
Y-gen guys, so cool with their IM, napster, cellphone abilities, go when
someone asks "If you are hungry (and need food [a free hint]), and want to
go fishing for fish, how would you do this?" and make it a question for an
essay (not multiple choice) answer...what would we get?
Incidentally, how they could judge which astrobiologist is better?
I have an unkind non-PC answer: I saw the recent ExxonMobile "Lamp" (goes
out normally to stockholders, a puff piece), and on the front the new IT
cheif: a very pretty blond (smiling showing perfect, white, beautiful
teeth), and wearing a nice very tasteful (perfect) green (no coincidence)
outfit, and the photographer knew how to photgraph women (he or she did
some eyebrow brushing that was very cute. And, I had the feeling: how much
did she get the job because she was photogenic? How much was that "feel
good" picture worth to the company? Me, a male and not hansome, would
never make it. Inside, another attrative woman was head of an engineering
unit (wearing a blue [no coincidence?] tasteful outfit) and a photogenic
picture. You ask "how"?
And, another one: I forgot which movie star but a young pretty woman, was
made a member of the Council on Foreign Relations (which has been in the
past 100% economists and business people). And, what was she bringing to
the group? A photogenic face for PR, maybe? Nice, but it makes me sick,
too.
I
would say that one is better that predicts bigger animal living in
space or in black hole. If you predict mammoth spinning around the
distant star in the remote galaxy you are to my taste is better than
miserable guys talking about bacteria stick to asteroids.
Yeah, right. Maybe think about composition of more recent Shuttle crews,
too. They might not have a woman again for a while, though after the
recent triangle fiasco.
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