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"Jason Stanidge" |
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03 Mar 2006 11:08:02 AM |
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Physicist Jokes...enjoy ;) |
How do you know if a physicist is an extrovert or introvert?
An extrovert physicist looks at your shoes when talking to you, an introvert
looks at their shoes when talking to you.
What's the difference between an engineer and a physicist having sex?
An engineer does it while a physicist calculates if it is theoretically
possible.
What is another name for someone with Asperger's Syndrome?
A physicist.
How many physicists does it take to replace a light bulb?
Ten. One to replace it, and nine to co-author the paper.
A mathematician, an engineer and a physicist sat around a table discussing
how to measure the volume of a cow.
The mathematician suggested the use of geometry and symmetry relationships
of the cow, but his idea was rejected on the grounds of being too time
consuming.
The engineer suggested placing the cow in a pool of water and measuring the
change in the height of the water, but his idea was rejected on the grounds
of impracticality.
"It's easy," said the physicist. "We'll make an asumption that the cow is a
small sphere, calculate the volume and then blow it up to the actual size."
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| User: "SCW" |
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| Title: Re: Physicist Jokes...enjoy ;) |
03 Mar 2006 11:34:15 AM |
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Jason Stanidge wrote:
How do you know if a physicist is an extrovert or introvert?
An extrovert physicist looks at your shoes when talking to you, an introvert
looks at their shoes when talking to you.
What's the difference between an engineer and a physicist having sex?
An engineer does it while a physicist calculates if it is theoretically
possible.
What is another name for someone with Asperger's Syndrome?
A physicist.
How many physicists does it take to replace a light bulb?
Ten. One to replace it, and nine to co-author the paper.
A mathematician, an engineer and a physicist sat around a table discussing
how to measure the volume of a cow.
The mathematician suggested the use of geometry and symmetry relationships
of the cow, but his idea was rejected on the grounds of being too time
consuming.
The engineer suggested placing the cow in a pool of water and measuring the
change in the height of the water, but his idea was rejected on the grounds
of impracticality.
"It's easy," said the physicist. "We'll make an asumption that the cow is a
small sphere, calculate the volume and then blow it up to the actual size."
lol, it's not physicists fault that they little experience of the
opposite sex. When I was at university there were only two women on my
course and they both had more facial hair than me!
Anyway, chemist jokes are much more fun!
Q. What do you call a chemist with an IQ of 100?
A. A laboratory!
SCW
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| User: "Puppet_Sock" |
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| Title: Re: Physicist Jokes...enjoy ;) |
03 Mar 2006 12:33:54 PM |
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Jason Stanidge wrote:
[snip]
A mathematician, an engineer and a physicist
went to the bathroom at the same time.
The mathematician happened to finish first. Explaining that he
had to handle many important math journals, he carefully washed
and dried his hands.
Next the physicist finished. Breezing by the wash basins without
even stopping, he explained that physicists don't ***** on their hands.
Next the engineer finished. He also bypassed the wash basins,
explaining that engineers do not need clean hands.
Socks
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