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WALLA WALLA, WASH (Reuters) -- Curtis R. Greenwald,
founder, president and chief executive officer of Bots-R-Us,
will be Address the Nation at 10 p.m. Monday and, in all
probability, will interrupt both the Red Sox-Cardinals World
Series and Monday Night Football.
Greenwald will deliver a speech to his fellow Americans
from his oblong office at Bots-R-Us headquarters here.
Speculation is that Mr. Greenwald will use his experience
as founder, president and chief executive officer of Bots-R-Us,
to enter the Presidential race as an independent write-in
candidate just 12 days before the election.
"I just think Bush and Kerry are all talk and no action," he once
told Larry King of CNN in a taped interview. "Me, I'm ALL action
and no talk."
King speculates that there are one or two other possibilites for Mr.
Greenwald's hastly called Address to the Nation.
One is that his company has devised a plan to let Bots run the
country.
However, there was no comment from his Press Aide, David Ivan Greig
(not the David Ian Greig, moderator of talk.origins who is
blackballing Ed Conrad's posting to that newsgroup concerning
his discovery of petrified bones, teeth and soft organs -- some human
-- between anthracite veins in Pennsylvania)
If Mr. Greenwald surprises and delights the nation by running for
president as an independent write-in candidate, it would not be
the first attempt at public office by the founder, president and chief
executive officer of Bots-R-Us.
Mr. Greenwald had been a runner-up write-in candidate in the
California gubernatorial recall election, finishing a country mile
behind Gen. Arnold Schwarzenegger.
"All the ladies voted for General Schwarzenegger and I can't put my
finger on it," said Mr. Greenwald.
Other insiders say Mr. Greenwald, whose company manufactures
bots to provide stimulating discussion on the news groups, may
announce that testing has been completed on a set of bots which
could be installed in the Capitol as senators and representatives,
leading this nation the way our founding fathers wanted it to be led.
When asked by Chet Huntley for a hint of his major
announcment Monday, Mr. Greenwald -- modest that he is
-- would only say: "It'll knock your socks off. And it may tickle a
lot of other people's toes."
Greenwald has stated in the past, usually after four or
five Scotch-and-waters, that he would be a perfect fit
for the Oval Office because of his vast experience in Washington
as founder, president and chief executive office of Bots-R-Us
having lived in Walla Walla his entire life.
"I've watched 'Mr. Smith Goes to Washington' a dozen times."
said Mr. Greenwald. "If he could do it, with my experience,
I certainly could do an effective job. After all, I have Washington
in my blood."
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PETRIFIED HUMAN CALVARIUM (PART OF SKULL)
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http:www.edconrad.com
WORLD MYSTERY EXHIBITION in Interlaken, Switzerland, from
Nov. 4 to March 5. (Come one, come all!)
http://www.worldmysteryforum.ch
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