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Science > Physics |
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"Helmut Wabnig" |
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21 Aug 2006 01:29:43 AM |
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Re: The Crucible |
On 20 Aug 2006 16:06:53 -0700, wrote:
If I am cremated, would a crucible be suited to have my bone fragments
and ashes, melted down and evaporated? I am pondering having my ashes
scattered into a volcano, because I want to escape from reincarnation.
The catholics believe you can still be ressurected after cremation
because are bones survive the fire. But I want to die in a crucible,
if I can't make it into a lava flow.
Donate yourself to a dog-food company.
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| Title: Re: The Crucible |
21 Aug 2006 04:15:13 PM |
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Helmut Wabnig wrote:
On 20 Aug 2006 16:06:53 -0700, wrote:
If I am cremated, would a crucible be suited to have my bone fragments
and ashes, melted down and evaporated? I am pondering having my ashes
scattered into a volcano, because I want to escape from reincarnation.
The catholics believe you can still be ressurected after cremation
because are bones survive the fire. But I want to die in a crucible,
if I can't make it into a lava flow.
Donate yourself to a dog-food company.
Heh heh. Then when the dogs poop in the park, and I come along
and pour chicken gravy on the poop, and other dogs come along
and clean up the park, you can still be reincarnated. Only this time
as twice shat, gravy covered,canned dog food.
Socks
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: The Crucible |
21 Aug 2006 09:07:15 PM |
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If I am cremated, would a crucible be suited to have my bone fragments
and ashes, melted down and evaporated? I am pondering having my ashes
scattered into a volcano, because I want to escape from reincarnation.
The catholics believe you can still be ressurected after cremation
because are bones survive the fire. But I want to die in a crucible,
if I can't make it into a lava flow.
Donate yourself to a dog-food company.
First, wrap yourself in a quartz-fiber blanket. KaoWool will also work
well. Just wrap yourself up like a nice comfy blanket.
Then, you'll need a nice hat to keep the head warm. I would recommend a
#50 graphite or carbide crucible. Just put it on your head like a
helmet.
Next......
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