David DeLaney wrote:

I can see the calls to G_\mu\nu Tech Support's lines now:

RECORDING:
Thank you for calling our support center, your call is important to us.
This call may be monitored for quality assurance. Please stand by for
the next available technician.

ON HOLD MUSIC:
http://interrobang.jwgh.org/songs/hammond.mp3

RECORDING:
Thank you for calling out support center, your call is important to us.
This call may be monitored for..

<thrashing sounds as the headset is put on>

CONFUSED VOICE:
WHAT!? OK,..YEA...
HELL0, I'M THE FAMOUS [HAMMOND] AND I'LL BEE YOUR TECH FOR THIS CALL!!1!
OBVIOUSLY, YOU'RE INCOMPETENT TO TALK TO ME. CITE YOUR CV OR YOU GO INTO
MY KILLFILE!!!1

<screaming heard at someone/thing unknown>

[HAMMOND]
BUT THEY KEEP CALLING AND ASKING QUESTIONS!!!1!!
NO!! I DON'T WANT TO TAKE THOSE MEDS - GET AWAY FROM ME!!
I'LL KILL YOU ALL WHEN I'M POPE!

<sound of blowgun and dart hitting home>

[HAMMOND]
DAMN! THAT STINGS,..
KILL THEM,..kill them all....zzzzz