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Topic: Science > Physics
User: "Art Deco"
Date: 01 Apr 2007 10:13:27 AM
Object: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007
Forwarded to relevant sci.* newsgroups as once again there are a number
of notorious persona on the ballot, including Jeff Relf and Brad Guth,
plus most of the alt.astronomy saucerheads:
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote:

Here follows the one true ballot for the March 2007 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:

* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on April 8th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
Nightbat of alt.astronomy
Neither of the above
Abstain

CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Brad Guth
Jeff "Jazzycat" Noble
Neither of the above
Abstain

COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
Mittas Mother
Nightbat of alt.astronomy
None of the above
Abstain

LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Nightbat of alt.astronomy
Paine Ellsworth, a.k.a. "Painius" of alt.astronomy
Steve Chaney
None of the above
Abstain

GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Matt Giwer
Roy "Tristan" Hauer
Neither of the above
Abstain

JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Dr. Andrew B. Chung
Chuck "Kluck" Lysaght
Hagar
Steve Chaney
None of the above
Abstain

PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
Nightbat of alt.astronomy
None of the above
Abstain

TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
Phil Allison
Neither of the above
Abstain

VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Bill Sheppard
Jeff Relf
Neither of the above
Abstain

GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
Paine Ellsworth, a.k.a. "Painius" of alt.astronomy
Steve Chaney
None of the above
Abstain

GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Vito Kuhn, a.k.a. "Frito Kuhntroll"
YES
NO
Abstain

SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
Nukleus/Bloxy
Neither of the above
Abstain

TAR & FEATHERS
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Catherine Burr
Martin X. Moleski of the Big-8 Management Board
Neither of the above
Abstain

BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Babaloonie
Dustin Cook
Nightbat of alt.astronomy
None of the above
Abstain

UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Andre Lievin
YES
NO
Abstain

GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Walter Mautner
Warhol
Neither of the above
Abstain

BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
Paine Ellsworth, a.k.a. "Painius" of alt.astronomy
Neither of the above
Abstain

ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Gary "flatfish" Stewart
YES
NO
Abstain

BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Brandy Haters Cabal, trained by Brandy Alexandre
Gerald Newton, trained by Sean Monaghan
Neither of the above
Abstain

HAMMER OF THOR
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Charlotte L. Blackmer
Volfie of AMM-J, a.k.a. "Fragile Warrior"
Wally Anglesea
None of the above
Abstain

OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(Vote for one or abstain)

Nightbat of alt.astronomy
Paine Ellsworth, a.k.a. "Painius" of alt.astronomy
Abstain

OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
(Vote for one or abstain)

Chuck "Kluck" Lysaght
PorchMonkey4Life
Richard "The St00pid" Bullis
Abstain

KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
(Vote for one or abstain)

Dr. Andrew B. Chung
Azure
Abstain

MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
(Vote for one or abstain)

news.groups.proposals
The Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
Abstain

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.

--
Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco
"To err is human, to cover it up is Weasel" -- Dogbert
.

User: "John \C"

Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007 01 Apr 2007 10:31:12 AM
"Art Deco" <erfc@caballista.org> wrote in message
news:010420070913270533%erfc@caballista.org...

Forwarded to relevant sci.* newsgroups as once again there are a number
of notorious persona on the ballot, including Jeff Relf and Brad Guth,
plus most of the alt.astronomy saucerheads:

You are sooooo Fuckin' GAY, Deco.
HJ
.
User: ""

Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007 01 Apr 2007 07:50:06 PM

"Art Deco" <e...@caballista.org> wrote in message

news:010420070913270533%erfc@caballista.org...> Forwarded to relevant sci.* newsgroups as once again there are a number

of notorious persona on the ballot, including Jeff Relf and Brad Guth,
plus most of the alt.astronomy saucerheads:


You are sooooo Fuckin' GAY, Deco.

HJ

Ceausescu's secret police after Ceausescu is gone. He is Romanian,
part Republican American.
.


User: "nightbat"

Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007 01 Apr 2007 07:36:04 PM
Art Deco wrote:
"Home of the auk fake award really Big Whoppers"
Darth Devo
"You don't know the immense auk clueless power of the dark side"
Bart Devo
<wrangler@caballista.org> wrote:

Forwarded to relevant sci.* newsgroups as once again there are a number
of auk notorious persona on the ballot, including Jeff Relf and Brad Guth,
plus most of the silly auk coffeeboys:

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote:


Here follows the one true ballot for I Deco loss count the March 2007 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Fake Wrangler's discretion if:

* you are a auk notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an auk unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Fake Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared auk clueless non-existent

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on April 8th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
Neither of the above
Abstain

CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
Brad Guth
Jeff "Jazzycat" Noble
Neither of the above
Abstain

COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
Mittas Mother
Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
None of the above
Abstain

LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
Bookman
Steve Chaney
None of the above
Abstain

GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Matt Giwer
Roy "Tristan" Hauer
Neither of the above
Abstain

JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Dr. Andrew B. Chung
Chuck "Kluck" Lysaght
Hagar
Steve Chaney
None of the above
Abstain

PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
None of the above
Abstain

TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Mike "Migdenieduel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
Phil Allison
Neither of the above
Abstain

VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Jeff Relf
Neither of the above
Abstain

GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
Steve Chaney
None of the above
Abstain

GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Bookman
Vito Kuhn, a.k.a. "Frito Kuhntroll"
YES
NO
Abstain

SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Puddles the Duck
Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
Nukleus/Bloxy
Neither of the above
Abstain

TAR & FEATHERS
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Catherine Burr
Martin X. Moleski of the Big-8 Management Board
Neither of the above
Abstain

BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Babaloonie
Dustin Cook
Puddles the Duck
None of the above
Abstain

UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Andre Lievin
YES
NO
Abstain

GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Walter Mautner
Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
Neither of the above
Abstain

BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
Neither of the above
Abstain

ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
Gary "flatfish" Stewart
YES
NO
Abstain

BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Brandy Haters Cabal, trained by Brandy Alexandre
Gerald Newton, trained by Sean Monaghan
Neither of the above
Abstain

HAMMER OF THOR
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Bookman
Charlotte L. Blackmer
Volfie of AMM-J, a.k.a. "Fragile Warrior"
Wally Anglesea
None of the above
Abstain

OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(Vote for one or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Bookman
Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
Abstain

OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
(Vote for one or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Chuck "Kluck" Lysaght
PorchMonkey4Life
Richard "The St00pid" Bullis
Abstain

KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
(Vote for one or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Dr. Andrew B. Chung
Azure
Abstain

MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
(Vote for one or abstain)
Auk fake awards dense like a brick coffeeboys
news.groups.proposals
Deco/Ducky twin headed clueless auk's
Abstain

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.



Helping clueless Earth coffeeboys, one at a time---nightbat
.
User: ""

Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007 01 Apr 2007 07:54:38 PM
Criminal supremacy, illegal human rights violation, psychotic madness.
.

User: "Art Deco"

Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007 02 Apr 2007 10:17:41 AM
frootbat hard on the campaign trail:
nightbat <nightbat@home.ffni.com> wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
"Home of the auk fake award really Big Whoppers"

Darth Devo
"You don't know the immense auk clueless power of the dark side"

Bart Devo
<wrangler@caballista.org> wrote:

Forwarded to relevant sci.* newsgroups as once again there are a number
of auk notorious persona on the ballot, including Jeff Relf and Brad Guth,
plus most of the silly auk coffeeboys:

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote:


Here follows the one true ballot for I Deco loss count the March 2007 Usenet
Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Fake Wrangler's discretion if:

* you are a auk notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an auk unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Fake Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared auk clueless non-existent

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on April 8th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
Neither of the above
Abstain

CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
Brad Guth
Jeff "Jazzycat" Noble
Neither of the above
Abstain

COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
Mittas Mother
Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
None of the above
Abstain

LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
Bookman
Steve Chaney
None of the above
Abstain

GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Matt Giwer
Roy "Tristan" Hauer
Neither of the above
Abstain

JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Dr. Andrew B. Chung
Chuck "Kluck" Lysaght
Hagar
Steve Chaney
None of the above
Abstain

PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
None of the above
Abstain

TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Mike "Migdenieduel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
Phil Allison
Neither of the above
Abstain

VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Jeff Relf
Neither of the above
Abstain

GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
Steve Chaney
None of the above
Abstain

GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Bookman
Vito Kuhn, a.k.a. "Frito Kuhntroll"
YES
NO
Abstain

SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Puddles the Duck
Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
Nukleus/Bloxy
Neither of the above
Abstain

TAR & FEATHERS
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Catherine Burr
Martin X. Moleski of the Big-8 Management Board
Neither of the above
Abstain

BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Babaloonie
Dustin Cook
Puddles the Duck
None of the above
Abstain

UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Andre Lievin
YES
NO
Abstain

GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Walter Mautner
Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
Neither of the above
Abstain

BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
Neither of the above
Abstain

ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
Gary "flatfish" Stewart
YES
NO
Abstain

BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Brandy Haters Cabal, trained by Brandy Alexandre
Gerald Newton, trained by Sean Monaghan
Neither of the above
Abstain

HAMMER OF THOR
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Bookman
Charlotte L. Blackmer
Volfie of AMM-J, a.k.a. "Fragile Warrior"
Wally Anglesea
None of the above
Abstain

OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(Vote for one or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Bookman
Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
Abstain

OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
(Vote for one or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Chuck "Kluck" Lysaght
PorchMonkey4Life
Richard "The St00pid" Bullis
Abstain

KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
(Vote for one or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Dr. Andrew B. Chung
Azure
Abstain

MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
(Vote for one or abstain)
Auk fake awards dense like a brick coffeeboys
news.groups.proposals
Deco/Ducky twin headed clueless auk's
Abstain

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.




Helping clueless Earth coffeeboys, one at a time---nightbat

Post-editing kook -- that tinfoil sombrero fits you well.
--
Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco
"To err is human, to cover it up is Weasel" -- Dogbert
.
User: ""

Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007 02 Apr 2007 05:22:07 PM
On Apr 2, 9:17 am, Art Deco <e...@caballista.org> wrote:

frootbat hard on the campaign trail:





nightbat <night...@home.ffni.com> wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
"Home of the auk fake award really Big Whoppers"


Darth Devo
"You don't know the immense auk clueless power of the dark side"


Bart Devo
<wrang...@caballista.org> wrote:


Forwarded to relevant sci.* newsgroups as once again there are a number
of auk notorious persona on the ballot, including Jeff Relf and Brad Guth,
plus most of the silly auk coffeeboys:


Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrang...@caballista.org> wrote:


Here follows the one true ballot for I Deco loss count the March 2007 Usenet
Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Fake Wrangler's discretion if:


* you are a auk notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an auk unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Fake Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared auk clueless non-existent


Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on April 8th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -


KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
Neither of the above
Abstain


CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
Brad Guth
Jeff "Jazzycat" Noble
Neither of the above
Abstain


COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
Mittas Mother
Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
None of the above
Abstain


LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
Bookman
Steve Chaney
None of the above
Abstain


GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Matt Giwer
Roy "Tristan" Hauer
Neither of the above
Abstain


JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Dr. Andrew B. Chung
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Hagar
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PALMJOB PADDLE
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Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
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Phil Allison
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Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.


Helping clueless Earth coffeeboys, one at a time---nightbat


Post-editing kook -- that tinfoil sombrero fits you well.

--
Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco

"To err is human, to cover it up is Weasel" -- Dogbert

Fash klan of radical supremacy, discriminating blacklists,
repression, historical white supremacy, ku klux klan
discriminating against real people and hiding their
own identities. Crimes against humanity, laugh it
pork.
.
User: "Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork"

Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007 02 Apr 2007 08:28:16 PM
Hail Eris! On Mon, 02 Apr 2007 15:22:07 -0700, Eris Kallisti Discordia
was laughing at the antics of gb6726, when they suddenly burst out in
tears:

On Apr 2, 9:17 am, Art Deco wrote:

frootbat hard on the campaign trail:

<biggus snippus>


Fash klan of radical supremacy, discriminating blacklists, repression,
historical white supremacy, ku klux klan discriminating against real
people and hiding their own identities. Crimes against humanity, laugh
it pork.

Considering how many kookologists have been stalked and outed over the
past decade, that's a very ironic statement.
--
________________________________________________________________________
PorscheMonkey4Life COOSN-029-06-71069
Butcher Knife Natalia
Usenet Ruiner #5; Top ***** #3; Official Chung Demon
Official Chung Demon; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13
No holy posting of any kind, to email.
VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007
Message-ID: <Xns9905E2BDB827wranglercaballista@204.153.245.131>
Xander: "I still don't get why we had to come here to get info about a
killer snot monster."
Giles: "Because it's a killer snot monster from outer space. (pause) I
did not say that." -- "Listening to Fear" (87/509), Buffy the Vampire
Slayer
"Actually, I quit. Nobody takes my frock." -- Captain Jack, "The Doctor
Dances" (27.10), Doctor Who
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/
The MonkeyLJ: http://porchmonkey.livejournal.com/ -- nuked!
8. OK, so who's this "Dev McKinHole", then?
I dunno, some guy named Devon McKinnon of Dawson Creek, allegedly, and
according to the Monkey, a pedophile. However, I wouldn't take that too
seriously. The Monkey keeps changing his mind about who I am, so there's
no reason to think he won't change it about Mr. McKinnon, too.
AUK FAQ: http://www.caballista.org/auk/faq.html
WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007
Message-ID: <Xns98EE28E1C58ABwranglercaballista@204.153.245.131>
WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, January 2007 MID:
<Xns98D232E44C01pinkusenseinetcabalc@204.153.244.170>
"I am mentally stable, fool...I am going to be a bishop's wife." -- Sure
you are, Olympiada. MID: <45e21b75$0$16373$88260bb3@free.teranews.com>
"yes you are definitely retarded. See a neurologist immediate. And if
you don't have monet, blow a neurologist immediately." -- Farky the
Monkey-man to peachy ashie passion. No, no trace of irony in his post.
MID: <4h6xh.802$hH2.233@trnddc02>
"I was told there would be cookies."
Cross-Poasters For Goddess!
Remember: Straight people can't help it!
A petition to make the Five-Fingered Hand of Eris
the official symbol for the planet Eris:
http://www.petitiononline.com/ffhoeris/
"If you don't have pedicures AT LEAST every two weeks, don't talk to me.
If you don't floss every night and morning and brush at least twice a
day, don't talk to me. If you don't spend money on you hair and get
great cuts and color, don't talk to me. If you are heavy, don't talk to
me. If you don't shower every morning and take a nice bubble bath every
night, don't talk to me. If you don't have a loved one in your arms,
don't talk to me. If you don't keep an immaculate house, don't talk to
me. If you don't work, don't talk to me." -- Clearly, Martha Vandella
never wants to talk to me, which is for the best, really.
MID: <1161934857.062934.91900@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>
"You're fighting a Furry Giant
"He delivers a long speech about how you shouldn't judge him just because
he's an animal deep down inside and you're all intolerant and dressing up
like an animal in easy-access furry pants doesn't make you a pervert...
you fall asleep halfway through." -- The Kingdom of Loathing
To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a stalker.
.
User: "Shloemoe"

Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007 04 Apr 2007 02:12:19 AM
"Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork"
<mhm29x21@meeeeooooooowwww.flonk> wrote in message
news:pan.2007.04.03.01.28.09.309046@hail.eris.flonk.meow.all.hail.discordia.meow.flonk.mockery.demon.flonk.meow.killer.snot-monsters.from.outer.space...

Hail Eris! On Mon, 02 Apr 2007 15:22:07 -0700, Eris Kallisti Discordia
was laughing at the antics of gb6726, when they suddenly burst out in
tears:

On Apr 2, 9:17 am, Art Deco wrote:

frootbat hard on the campaign trail:

<biggus snippus>


Fash klan of radical supremacy, discriminating blacklists, repression,
historical white supremacy, ku klux klan discriminating against real
people and hiding their own identities. Crimes against humanity, laugh
it pork.


Considering how many kookologists have been stalked and outed over the
past decade, that's a very ironic statement.

--
________________________________________________________________________
PorscheMonkey4Life COOSN-029-06-71069
Butcher Knife Natalia
Usenet Ruiner #5; Top ***** #3; Official Chung Demon
Official Chung Demon; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13
No holy posting of any kind, to email.

VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007
Message-ID: <Xns9905E2BDB827wranglercaballista@204.153.245.131>

Xander: "I still don't get why we had to come here to get info about a
killer snot monster."
Giles: "Because it's a killer snot monster from outer space. (pause) I
did not say that." -- "Listening to Fear" (87/509), Buffy the Vampire
Slayer
"Actually, I quit. Nobody takes my frock." -- Captain Jack, "The Doctor
Dances" (27.10), Doctor Who

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/
The MonkeyLJ: http://porchmonkey.livejournal.com/ -- nuked!

8. OK, so who's this "Dev McKinHole", then?

I dunno, some guy named Devon McKinnon of Dawson Creek, allegedly, and
according to the Monkey, a pedophile. However, I wouldn't take that too
seriously. The Monkey keeps changing his mind about who I am, so there's
no reason to think he won't change it about Mr. McKinnon, too.

AUK FAQ: http://www.caballista.org/auk/faq.html

WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007
Message-ID: <Xns98EE28E1C58ABwranglercaballista@204.153.245.131>

WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, January 2007 MID:
<Xns98D232E44C01pinkusenseinetcabalc@204.153.244.170>

"I am mentally stable, fool...I am going to be a bishop's wife." -- Sure
you are, Olympiada. MID: <45e21b75$0$16373$88260bb3@free.teranews.com>

"yes you are definitely retarded. See a neurologist immediate. And if
you don't have monet, blow a neurologist immediately." -- Farky the
Monkey-man to peachy ashie passion. No, no trace of irony in his post.
MID: <4h6xh.802$hH2.233@trnddc02>

"I was told there would be cookies."
Cross-Poasters For Goddess!
Remember: Straight people can't help it!
A petition to make the Five-Fingered Hand of Eris
the official symbol for the planet Eris:
http://www.petitiononline.com/ffhoeris/

"If you don't have pedicures AT LEAST every two weeks, don't talk to me.
If you don't floss every night and morning and brush at least twice a
day, don't talk to me. If you don't spend money on you hair and get
great cuts and color, don't talk to me. If you are heavy, don't talk to
me. If you don't shower every morning and take a nice bubble bath every
night, don't talk to me. If you don't have a loved one in your arms,
don't talk to me. If you don't keep an immaculate house, don't talk to
me. If you don't work, don't talk to me." -- Clearly, Martha Vandella
never wants to talk to me, which is for the best, really.
MID: <1161934857.062934.91900@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>

"You're fighting a Furry Giant

"He delivers a long speech about how you shouldn't judge him just because
he's an animal deep down inside and you're all intolerant and dressing up
like an animal in easy-access furry pants doesn't make you a pervert...
you fall asleep halfway through." -- The Kingdom of Loathing

To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a stalker.

Hey man I want to be on the ballot....
....my penis has predicted the end of times!
In the old aol fashion I say add me too to
the list!......
hehehehehe!
....whatever!
.
User: ""

Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007 04 Apr 2007 08:40:33 AM
On Apr 4, 1:12 am, "Shloemoe" <shloe...@hotmail.com> wrote:

"Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork"<mhm29...@meeeeooooooowwww.flonk> wrote in message

news:pan.2007.04.03.01.28.09.309046@hail.eris.flonk.meow.all.hail.discordia.meow.flonk.mockery.demon.flonk.meow.killer.snot-monsters.from.outer.space...





Hail Eris! On Mon, 02 Apr 2007 15:22:07 -0700, Eris Kallisti Discordia
was laughing at the antics of gb6726, when they suddenly burst out in
tears:

On Apr 2, 9:17 am, Art Deco wrote:

frootbat hard on the campaign trail:

<biggus snippus>


Fash klan of radical supremacy, discriminating blacklists, repression,
historical white supremacy, ku klux klan discriminating against real
people and hiding their own identities. Crimes against humanity, laugh
it pork.


Considering how many kookologists have been stalked and outed over the
past decade, that's a very ironic statement.


--
________________________________________________________________________
PorscheMonkey4Life COOSN-029-06-71069
Butcher Knife Natalia
Usenet Ruiner #5; Top ***** #3; Official Chung Demon
Official Chung Demon; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13
No holy posting of any kind, to email.


VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007
Message-ID: <Xns9905E2BDB827wranglercaballi...@204.153.245.131>


Xander: "I still don't get why we had to come here to get info about a
killer snot monster."
Giles: "Because it's a killer snot monster from outer space. (pause) I
did not say that." -- "Listening to Fear" (87/509), Buffy the Vampire
Slayer
"Actually, I quit. Nobody takes my frock." -- Captain Jack, "The Doctor
Dances" (27.10), Doctor Who


Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/
The MonkeyLJ:http://porchmonkey.livejournal.com/-- nuked!


8. OK, so who's this "Dev McKinHole", then?


I dunno, some guy named Devon McKinnon of Dawson Creek, allegedly, and
according to the Monkey, a pedophile. However, I wouldn't take that too
seriously. The Monkey keeps changing his mind about who I am, so there's
no reason to think he won't change it about Mr. McKinnon, too.


AUK FAQ:http://www.caballista.org/auk/faq.html


WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007
Message-ID: <Xns98EE28E1C58ABwranglercaballi...@204.153.245.131>


WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, January 2007 MID:
<Xns98D232E44C01pinkusenseinetcab...@204.153.244.170>


"I am mentally stable, fool...I am going to be a bishop's wife." -- Sure
you are, Olympiada. MID: <45e21b75$0$16373$88260...@free.teranews.com>


"yes you are definitely retarded. See a neurologist immediate. And if
you don't have monet, blow a neurologist immediately." -- Farky the
Monkey-man to peachy ashie passion. No, no trace of irony in his post.
MID: <4h6xh.802$hH2.233@trnddc02>


"I was told there would be cookies."
Cross-Poasters For Goddess!
Remember: Straight people can't help it!
A petition to make the Five-Fingered Hand of Eris
the official symbol for the planet Eris:
http://www.petitiononline.com/ffhoeris/


"If you don't have pedicures AT LEAST every two weeks, don't talk to me.
If you don't floss every night and morning and brush at least twice a
day, don't talk to me. If you don't spend money on you hair and get
great cuts and color, don't talk to me. If you are heavy, don't talk to
me. If you don't shower every morning and take a nice bubble bath every
night, don't talk to me. If you don't have a loved one in your arms,
don't talk to me. If you don't keep an immaculate house, don't talk to
me. If you don't work, don't talk to me." -- Clearly, Martha Vandella
never wants to talk to me, which is for the best, really.
MID: <1161934857.062934.91...@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>


"You're fighting a Furry Giant


"He delivers a long speech about how you shouldn't judge him just because
he's an animal deep down inside and you're all intolerant and dressing up
like an animal in easy-access furry pants doesn't make you a pervert...
you fall asleep halfway through." -- The Kingdom of Loathing


To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a stalker.


Hey man I want to be on the ballot....
...my penis has predicted the end of times!

In the old aol fashion I say add me too to
the list!......

hehehehehe!

...whatever!

I have heard that before... there was something goofy about aol,
but Michio Kaku uses it.
.


User: ""

Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007 03 Apr 2007 03:10:59 PM
Dear UN, UN of Denmark,
Kofi Annan said about a year ago that he believes all matters of the
Internet should be resolved by technological institutions according to
his opinion.
But what kind of problems are there on the Internet that human rights
should pay attention to? UN human rights is known as a place that is
interested in starvation in Africa, AIDS, humanitarian aids to
catastrophies, bringing an end to human trafficking, slavery, war
crimes, terrorism.
But here is a case. People are members to certain abuse-groups, to
groups that most people would not become members to, and this group,
for example the usenet kook awards easily jumps to vote people into
their 'shame-list'. Now people become listed as kooks on the Internet,
and there is very little sense to what's going on, and people fall
into very uncomfortable humiliations at home, because they met a kook-
award activist on the Internet and of course a meaningful conversation
is not possible and disagreements arise about human rights and privacy
or who knows what, and the next thing a person finds is that collegues
at work come to him that he is a kook award winner on the Internet,
and things go dirty, and those running the kook awards turn into
running ugly campaigns severely violate provacy of a person who would
never be part of this game. The people who run the kook awards hide
their identity but historically they list real names of people,
particularly names of people who are sensitive to this kind of things.
The kook award people want to own the Internet, but most people use
the Internet as leasure from home, as private interests relating to
their profession or personal interests. But the sense of being
targeted and molested and listed against one's will is like being in
Abu Graib. When I was approached online, I wrote a book while facing
horrific langiage of discrimination by many who are participating in
the kook awards. I don't know why I wrote a book there while online
piece by piece while the discrimination went on, but imagined the same
laughter that came from these people (not about the book) in Abu Graib
and torture prisons. These people online run a torture prison. I
imagines an Arab man who wrote a book while he was tortured.
The UN human rights needs to see the depth of what is happening
online, and what violates human rights. The Internet is part of our
life, but we don't understand it, and setting a closed eye by UN
toward the Internet is not good. There are discriminations online that
are as severe in a person's life as if he was molested in Abu Graib to
pose naked in pictures.
Another example is Google. They profile people, every user in usenet.
They make money off of usenet without written contracts and they
archive all people and make people feel they are whores. Google is a
highly discriminative pirate company, beyond piracy, Google
'confiscates as fascists' when swiping through Europe during World War
II and taking museum art.
http://www.thedailypage.com/media/2007/03/11/wff030807.jpg
Google compied millions of books from the greatest book libraries in
the United States, and established if not the world's biggest library
collection of 15 million books. Google copied those books for profit
and did not check for copyrights in making profit from those books.
Google claimed they offer good publicity to the writers, but did not
care where those books came from (Internationally). Google confiscated
the world's greatest collection of books.
Now what is this Internet crime if it doesn't belong to human rights
organizations? If the UN turns away, and Bush turns away, then we have
blind wars driven by criminals, racist clensing never addressed, great
crimes in history go unnoticed, human rights violations are discarded
as non-relevant information to what the UN works on.
Yes the UN should begin paying attention to the Internet.
Another issue: The Lumber Cartel makes money by running 'the
blacklist'. People report unwanted persons online who are not
commercially soliciting, but are labeled 'comment spammers', people
who leave comments on web sites or in chat rooms or in newsgroups and
are declared as unwanted individuals who either speak of politics, I
don't know, but a lot of people are listed in this 'the blacklist',
and it is like a mafia protection service to businesses who
participate with the Lumber Cartel's services that disallow comments
to be made on web sites by those who are blacklisted. It is a
financial service to chat rooms and all sorts of web sites, and those
blacklisted are not aware of having been blacklisted on thousands,
perhaps on tens of thousands of web pages, and when leaving a message
on a web page, they get a message that they are blacklisted due to
comment spam, by a firewall service provided by the Lumber Cartel. It
is a mafia as it aims at blacklists in the spirit of business
protection. Isn't that a human rights violation, in the 1960's
blacklists ran in the US government protecting the interests of the
American public from jewish writers. These things are acts of racism.
But who is going to do anything about these 'International' problems
of the UN is going to turn it's eyes away?
Summing it up:
1. Why shouldn't groups form to use privacy as means of sensitive area
and running torture-prisons online?
2. Why shouldn't Google archive all people and run profiles on people
making them feel like whores of piracy?
3. Why shouldn't Google confiscate art from around the world for
profit and ignoring where those works come from?
4. Why there shouldn't be blacklists on the Internet solicited by a
cyber mafia who offers protection services to participating web sites?
5. Why the UN turns away from matters of human rights on the Internet?
.
User: "Ahmed Ouahi, Architect"

Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007 03 Apr 2007 03:19:41 PM
An opinion as an *****, everybody has one!
--
Ahmed Ouahi, Architect
Think About That!
<gb6724@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1175631059.203390.145980@y66g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...

Dear UN, UN of Denmark,

Kofi Annan said about a year ago that he believes all matters of the
Internet should be resolved by technological institutions according to
his opinion.

But what kind of problems are there on the Internet that human rights
should pay attention to? UN human rights is known as a place that is
interested in starvation in Africa, AIDS, humanitarian aids to
catastrophies, bringing an end to human trafficking, slavery, war
crimes, terrorism.

But here is a case. People are members to certain abuse-groups, to
groups that most people would not become members to, and this group,
for example the usenet kook awards easily jumps to vote people into
their 'shame-list'. Now people become listed as kooks on the Internet,
and there is very little sense to what's going on, and people fall
into very uncomfortable humiliations at home, because they met a kook-
award activist on the Internet and of course a meaningful conversation
is not possible and disagreements arise about human rights and privacy
or who knows what, and the next thing a person finds is that collegues
at work come to him that he is a kook award winner on the Internet,
and things go dirty, and those running the kook awards turn into
running ugly campaigns severely violate provacy of a person who would
never be part of this game. The people who run the kook awards hide
their identity but historically they list real names of people,
particularly names of people who are sensitive to this kind of things.
The kook award people want to own the Internet, but most people use
the Internet as leasure from home, as private interests relating to
their profession or personal interests. But the sense of being
targeted and molested and listed against one's will is like being in
Abu Graib. When I was approached online, I wrote a book while facing
horrific langiage of discrimination by many who are participating in
the kook awards. I don't know why I wrote a book there while online
piece by piece while the discrimination went on, but imagined the same
laughter that came from these people (not about the book) in Abu Graib
and torture prisons. These people online run a torture prison. I
imagines an Arab man who wrote a book while he was tortured.

The UN human rights needs to see the depth of what is happening
online, and what violates human rights. The Internet is part of our
life, but we don't understand it, and setting a closed eye by UN
toward the Internet is not good. There are discriminations online that
are as severe in a person's life as if he was molested in Abu Graib to
pose naked in pictures.

Another example is Google. They profile people, every user in usenet.
They make money off of usenet without written contracts and they
archive all people and make people feel they are whores. Google is a
highly discriminative pirate company, beyond piracy, Google
'confiscates as fascists' when swiping through Europe during World War
II and taking museum art.

http://www.thedailypage.com/media/2007/03/11/wff030807.jpg

Google compied millions of books from the greatest book libraries in
the United States, and established if not the world's biggest library
collection of 15 million books. Google copied those books for profit
and did not check for copyrights in making profit from those books.
Google claimed they offer good publicity to the writers, but did not
care where those books came from (Internationally). Google confiscated
the world's greatest collection of books.

Now what is this Internet crime if it doesn't belong to human rights
organizations? If the UN turns away, and Bush turns away, then we have
blind wars driven by criminals, racist clensing never addressed, great
crimes in history go unnoticed, human rights violations are discarded
as non-relevant information to what the UN works on.

Yes the UN should begin paying attention to the Internet.

Another issue: The Lumber Cartel makes money by running 'the
blacklist'. People report unwanted persons online who are not
commercially soliciting, but are labeled 'comment spammers', people
who leave comments on web sites or in chat rooms or in newsgroups and
are declared as unwanted individuals who either speak of politics, I
don't know, but a lot of people are listed in this 'the blacklist',
and it is like a mafia protection service to businesses who
participate with the Lumber Cartel's services that disallow comments
to be made on web sites by those who are blacklisted. It is a
financial service to chat rooms and all sorts of web sites, and those
blacklisted are not aware of having been blacklisted on thousands,
perhaps on tens of thousands of web pages, and when leaving a message
on a web page, they get a message that they are blacklisted due to
comment spam, by a firewall service provided by the Lumber Cartel. It
is a mafia as it aims at blacklists in the spirit of business
protection. Isn't that a human rights violation, in the 1960's
blacklists ran in the US government protecting the interests of the
American public from jewish writers. These things are acts of racism.
But who is going to do anything about these 'International' problems
of the UN is going to turn it's eyes away?

Summing it up:

1. Why shouldn't groups form to use privacy as means of sensitive area
and running torture-prisons online?

2. Why shouldn't Google archive all people and run profiles on people
making them feel like whores of piracy?

3. Why shouldn't Google confiscate art from around the world for
profit and ignoring where those works come from?

4. Why there shouldn't be blacklists on the Internet solicited by a
cyber mafia who offers protection services to participating web sites?

5. Why the UN turns away from matters of human rights on the Internet?

.
User: ""

Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007 03 Apr 2007 03:26:33 PM
On Apr 3, 2:19 pm, "Ahmed Ouahi, Architect" <ahmed.ou...@welho.com>
wrote:

An opinion as an *****, everybody has one!

--
Ahmed Ouahi, Architect
Think About That!

You don't like the UN?
.
User: ""

Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007 03 Apr 2007 03:38:15 PM

wrote:

An opinion as an *****, everybody has one!


--
Ahmed Ouahi, Architect
Think About That!


You don't like the UN?

You like torture prison mentality? You like shame lists. I see.
Like Bush prisons, selling cigarettes for $200, but nothing less
for prisoners. Prisoners deserve to suffer, it is Schwarzenegger's
mentality, he believes he who raped a woman should make up
to the woman, but in reality a woman who is raped, the last
she wants is for the rapist to come and make up. This creates
psychological prisons of America where torture exists, because
people are taught to discriminate against criminals, people
are taught sentiment, revenge. The Iraq war itself broke all
rules on what the West was founded on, broke all rules of
human rights. Bush on 9/11/2002, a year after the 9/11 disaster
was at the WTC memorial, and he met family members of
the victims of 9/11 and he met them and he promised them
revenge for Osama's crime, and the next day Bush declared
war against Saddam. It horrified the whole world, as it was
a war that was declared based on revenge, eye for eye, anything
on what Western countries are found on. Ever since Bush
abandoned politics, his party leaders 100 percent vote for
war, and safety is compromized with racism and racist crimes.
Israel went in to Lebanon and weeks later left, and didn't stay
speaking of electing a model Arab. If Israel would have stayed
in Lebanon speaking of such things as remodeling an Arab
country for terrorist reasons, Israel would have been charged
with racial clensing. Bush has no face, nor do those who commit
discriminations, those who blacklist, those who run torture prisons
and never admit to their radical supremacies. Yes, human rights
exists, though I am not a real human rights activist. Authority
is very important in America, and is always questioned. No,
I am not really a human rights activist. I don't have a degree in
politics, I am not a member, I have no interest in joining a human
rights army.
.
User: "Ahmed Ouahi, Architect"

Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007 03 Apr 2007 03:46:59 PM
You do talk like a politician!
Are you one, or you are a just an asskisser, dreaming to be among them!?
They do like asskissers to make their propaganda among the miserables!
--
Ahmed Ouahi, Architect
Think About That!
<gb6724@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1175632695.688459.277330@n59g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...

wrote:

An opinion as an *****, everybody has one!


--
Ahmed Ouahi, Architect
Think About That!


You don't like the UN?


You like torture prison mentality? You like shame lists. I see.
Like Bush prisons, selling cigarettes for $200, but nothing less
for prisoners. Prisoners deserve to suffer, it is Schwarzenegger's
mentality, he believes he who raped a woman should make up
to the woman, but in reality a woman who is raped, the last
she wants is for the rapist to come and make up. This creates
psychological prisons of America where torture exists, because
people are taught to discriminate against criminals, people
are taught sentiment, revenge. The Iraq war itself broke all
rules on what the West was founded on, broke all rules of
human rights. Bush on 9/11/2002, a year after the 9/11 disaster
was at the WTC memorial, and he met family members of
the victims of 9/11 and he met them and he promised them
revenge for Osama's crime, and the next day Bush declared
war against Saddam. It horrified the whole world, as it was
a war that was declared based on revenge, eye for eye, anything
on what Western countries are found on. Ever since Bush
abandoned politics, his party leaders 100 percent vote for
war, and safety is compromized with racism and racist crimes.
Israel went in to Lebanon and weeks later left, and didn't stay
speaking of electing a model Arab. If Israel would have stayed
in Lebanon speaking of such things as remodeling an Arab
country for terrorist reasons, Israel would have been charged
with racial clensing. Bush has no face, nor do those who commit
discriminations, those who blacklist, those who run torture prisons
and never admit to their radical supremacies. Yes, human rights
exists, though I am not a real human rights activist. Authority
is very important in America, and is always questioned. No,
I am not really a human rights activist. I don't have a degree in
politics, I am not a member, I have no interest in joining a human
rights army.

.
User: ""

Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007 03 Apr 2007 03:54:21 PM

Are you one, or you are a just an asskisser, dreaming to be among them!?

They do like asskissers to make their propaganda among the miserables!

Call me slime, asskisser propagandalist of shiny ***** Google employees.
Just how I talk gives goosebumps on people asses. Must be that.
.
User: ""

Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007 03 Apr 2007 04:00:24 PM

Are you one, or you are a just an asskisser, dreaming to be among them!?


They do like asskissers to make their propaganda among the miserables!


Call me slime, asskisser propagandalist of shiny ***** Google employees.
Just how I talk gives goosebumps on people asses. Must be that.

Maybe a human rights propaganda does work sometimes.
.
User: "Ahmed Ouahi, Architect"

Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007 03 Apr 2007 04:08:29 PM
.... A definitely for asskissers... And for a Money!
--
Ahmed Ouahi, Architect
Think About That!
<gb6724@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1175634024.054424.283900@y66g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...

Are you one, or you are a just an asskisser, dreaming to be among

them!?


They do like asskissers to make their propaganda among the miserables!


Call me slime, asskisser propagandalist of shiny ***** Google employees.
Just how I talk gives goosebumps on people asses. Must be that.


Maybe a human rights propaganda does work sometimes.

.
User: ""

Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007 03 Apr 2007 05:39:55 PM
I guess asking for appology is pointless. It's more important to be
somebody
on the Internet.
A few words. Discrimination, looking down on someone, degrading
someone,
playing blacklisting games, promoting a militant style of klan-driven
supremacy of repression, fighting on the Internet, calling someone
names on the Internet, and then, always taking a secretive stance
against so called intruders, outsiders, like Scientology calls those
who are not members of their repressive society of rules. You are
an engineer, you should shut up about kook awards, and not be that,
who makes people stand in pictures in torture prisons naked.
.



User: "Ahmed Ouahi, Architect"

Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007 03 Apr 2007 04:05:47 PM
Then, you do seem, a really hurted by a people, and it sounds a painful,
that is the way it moves, whether, you would need to be having any ability
to handle anything along a people, otherwise, your stagnation is around the
corner.... All along!
--
Ahmed Ouahi, Architect
Think About That!
<gb6724@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1175633661.093302.268680@b75g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...

Are you one, or you are a just an asskisser, dreaming to be among them!?

They do like asskissers to make their propaganda among the miserables!


Call me slime, asskisser propagandalist of shiny ***** Google employees.
Just how I talk gives goosebumps on people asses. Must be that.

.
User: ""

Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007 03 Apr 2007 05:44:43 PM
On Apr 3, 3:05 pm, "Ahmed Ouahi, Architect" <ahmed.ou...@welho.com>
wrote:

Then, you do seem, a really hurted by a people, and it sounds a painful,
that is the way it moves, whether, you would need to be having any ability
to handle anything along a people, otherwise, your stagnation is around the
corner.... All along!

--
Ahmed Ouahi, Architect
Think About That!

<gb6...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

news:1175633661.093302.268680@b75g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...



Are you one, or you are a just an asskisser, dreaming to be among them!?


They do like asskissers to make their propaganda among the miserables!


Call me slime, asskisser propagandalist of shiny ***** Google employees.
Just how I talk gives goosebumps on people asses. Must be that.- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -

You can call it what you want when it comes to blackmail, a group of
members
pulling things on others who would never join that group, a human
rights
violation takes place, a torture, it is the mentality of torture
prisons and
human rights has a meaning. You have a college degree, you should
understand
what I am writing, but you turn to a humiliating side to show
something,
but you can't, you can only use asskissing and slime as a reference to
words of what you might call negativity toward a prison game of
torture,
one that violates basic human rights with blackmail. (whipering with
echoes) with blackmail, with blackmail, with blackmail...)
.
User: ""

Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007 03 Apr 2007 05:47:39 PM
On Apr 3, 4:44 pm,
wrote:

On Apr 3, 3:05 pm, "Ahmed Ouahi, Architect" <ahmed.ou...@welho.com>
wrote:





Then, you do seem, a really hurted by a people, and it sounds a painful,
that is the way it moves, whether, you would need to be having any ability
to handle anything along a people, otherwise, your stagnation is around the
corner.... All along!


--
Ahmed Ouahi, Architect
Think About That!


<

> wrote in message


news:1175633661.093302.268680@b75g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...


Are you one, or you are a just an asskisser, dreaming to be among them!?


They do like asskissers to make their propaganda among the miserables!


Call me slime, asskisser propagandalist of shiny ***** Google employees.
Just how I talk gives goosebumps on people asses. Must be that.- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


You can call it what you want when it comes to blackmail, a group of
members
pulling things on others who would never join that group, a human
rights
violation takes place, a torture, it is the mentality of torture
prisons and
human rights has a meaning. You have a college degree, you should
understand
what I am writing, but you turn to a humiliating side to show
something,
but you can't, you can only use asskissing and slime as a reference to
words of what you might call negativity toward a prison game of
torture,
one that violates basic human rights with blackmail. (whipering with
echoes) with blackmail, with blackmail, with blackmail...

Radical supremacy on the Internet, a klan that seeks psychological
punishment, but one day the punishment just appears and calls
itself human rights. Repressions historically can go on for long
times.
.
User: ""

Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007 03 Apr 2007 05:51:05 PM
On Apr 3, 4:47 pm,
wrote:

On Apr 3, 4:44 pm,

wrote:





On Apr 3, 3:05 pm, "Ahmed Ouahi, Architect" <ahmed.ou...@welho.com>
wrote:


Then, you do seem, a really hurted by a people, and it sounds a painful,
that is the way it moves, whether, you would need to be having any ability
to handle anything along a people, otherwise, your stagnation is around the
corner.... All along!


--
Ahmed Ouahi, Architect
Think About That!


<

> wrote in message


news:1175633661.093302.268680@b75g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...


Are you one, or you are a just an asskisser, dreaming to be among them!?


They do like asskissers to make their propaganda among the miserables!


Call me slime, asskisser propagandalist of shiny ***** Google employees.
Just how I talk gives goosebumps on people asses. Must be that.- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


You can call it what you want when it comes to blackmail, a group of
members
pulling things on others who would never join that group, a human
rights
violation takes place, a torture, it is the mentality of torture
prisons and
human rights has a meaning. You have a college degree, you should
understand
what I am writing, but you turn to a humiliating side to show
something,
but you can't, you can only use asskissing and slime as a reference to
words of what you might call negativity toward a prison game of
torture,
one that violates basic human rights with blackmail. (whipering with
echoes) with blackmail, with blackmail, with blackmail...


Radical supremacy on the Internet, a klan that seeks psychological
punishment, but one day the punishment just appears and calls
itself human rights. Repressions historically can go on for long
times.

p.s. Everybody hated Stalin, but he stayed around for 30 years,
making the most horrific repression, under a rule that nobody dared
to challange. Stalin was shocked when Hitler attacked the Soviet
Union. Stalin didn't take ***** and it was the Russian forces that
went into Berlin at the end. Stalin knew his powers laid with his
military and the unity behind an invention, a system,
(whispering with echoes) a system, a system, a system...
.
User: ""

Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007 03 Apr 2007 05:55:40 PM
On Apr 3, 4:51 pm,
wrote:

On Apr 3, 4:47 pm,

wrote:





On Apr 3, 4:44 pm,

wrote:


On Apr 3, 3:05 pm, "Ahmed Ouahi, Architect" <ahmed.ou...@welho.com>
wrote:


Then, you do seem, a really hurted by a people, and it sounds a painful,
that is the way it moves, whether, you would need to be having any ability
to handle anything along a people, otherwise, your stagnation is around the
corner.... All along!


--
Ahmed Ouahi, Architect
Think About That!


<

> wrote in message


news:1175633661.093302.268680@b75g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...


Are you one, or you are a just an asskisser, dreaming to be among them!?


They do like asskissers to make their propaganda among the miserables!


Call me slime, asskisser propagandalist of shiny ***** Google employees.
Just how I talk gives goosebumps on people asses. Must be that.- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


You can call it what you want when it comes to blackmail, a group of
members
pulling things on others who would never join that group, a human
rights
violation takes place, a torture, it is the mentality of torture
prisons and
human rights has a meaning. You have a college degree, you should
understand
what I am writing, but you turn to a humiliating side to show
something,
but you can't, you can only use asskissing and slime as a reference to
words of what you might call negativity toward a prison game of
torture,
one that violates basic human rights with blackmail. (whipering with
echoes) with blackmail, with blackmail, with blackmail...


Radical supremacy on the Internet, a klan that seeks psychological
punishment, but one day the punishment just appears and calls
itself human rights. Repressions historically can go on for long
times.


p.s. Everybody hated Stalin, but he stayed around for 30 years,
making the most horrific repression, under a rule that nobody dared
to challange. Stalin was shocked when Hitler attacked the Soviet
Union. Stalin didn't take ***** and it was the Russian forces that
went into Berlin at the end. Stalin knew his powers laid with his
military and the unity behind an invention, a system,
(whispering with echoes) a system, a system, a system...

p.p.s. (whispering in Russian accent) a system of repression a system
of repression a system of repression...
*****.
.
User: ""

Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007 03 Apr 2007 06:55:33 PM
On Apr 3, 4:55 pm,
wrote:

On Apr 3, 4:51 pm,

wrote:





On Apr 3, 4:47 pm,

wrote:


On Apr 3, 4:44 pm,

wrote:


On Apr 3, 3:05 pm, "Ahmed Ouahi, Architect" <ahmed.ou...@welho.com>
wrote:


Then, you do seem, a really hurted by a people, and it sounds a painful,
that is the way it moves, whether, you would need to be having any ability
to handle anything along a people, otherwise, your stagnation is around the
corner.... All along!


--
Ahmed Ouahi, Architect
Think About That!


<

> wrote in message


news:1175633661.093302.268680@b75g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...


Are you one, or you are a just an asskisser, dreaming to be among them!?


They do like asskissers to make their propaganda among the miserables!


Call me slime, asskisser propagandalist of shiny ***** Google employees.
Just how I talk gives goosebumps on people asses. Must be that.- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


You can call it what you want when it comes to blackmail, a group of
members
pulling things on others who would never join that group, a human
rights
violation takes place, a torture, it is the mentality of torture
prisons and
human rights has a meaning. You have a college degree, you should
understand
what I am writing, but you turn to a humiliating side to show
something,
but you can't, you can only use asskissing and slime as a reference to
words of what you might call negativity toward a prison game of
torture,
one that violates basic human rights with blackmail. (whipering with
echoes) with blackmail, with blackmail, with blackmail...


Radical supremacy on the Internet, a klan that seeks psychological
punishment, but one day the punishment just appears and calls
itself human rights. Repressions historically can go on for long
times.


p.s. Everybody hated Stalin, but he stayed around for 30 years,
making the most horrific repression, under a rule that nobody dared
to challange. Stalin was shocked when Hitler attacked the Soviet
Union. Stalin didn't take ***** and it was the Russian forces that
went into Berlin at the end. Stalin knew his powers laid with his
military and the unity behind an invention, a system,
(whispering with echoes) a system, a system, a system...


p.p.s. (whispering in Russian accent) a system of repression a system
of repression a system of repression...

*****.

Just a littlebit of Abu graib hanky panky, why should anybody take the
KKK's little toy away (whispering with echo), away, away, away...
Just a little bit of shame listing, and pursuing people online in
public
spaces, just a little KGB against this and that, this one slides porn
in the country, that one is too Western, that one sells dollar bills
(dollar bills, dollar bills, dollar bills)...
Just a little big brother games over people who need punishing
(punish, punish, punish),
a little burning cross given takes nothing of consequence
(consequence, consequence, consequence)...
BACK OFF, CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY, PRISON GAMES
GONE TOO FAR.
.
User: ""

Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007 03 Apr 2007 07:02:12 PM
On Apr 3, 5:55 pm,
wrote:

On Apr 3, 4:55 pm,

wrote:





On Apr 3, 4:51 pm,

wrote:


On Apr 3, 4:47 pm,

wrote:


On Apr 3, 4:44 pm,

wrote:


On Apr 3, 3:05 pm, "Ahmed Ouahi, Architect" <ahmed.ou...@welho.com>
wrote:


Then, you do seem, a really hurted by a people, and it sounds a painful,
that is the way it moves, whether, you would need to be having any ability
to handle anything along a people, otherwise, your stagnation is around the
corner.... All along!


--
Ahmed Ouahi, Architect
Think About That!


<