Art Deco wrote:
"Home of the auk fake award really Big Whoppers"
"Science Officers you don't know the immense power of the auk dark side"

Forwarded to some relevant science groups as there are once again quite
a number of notorious auk kooks on the ballot this month, including
Tom Potter for Kook of the Month, the sci.physics anti-relativists for
the Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award, and Brad Guth for the
Looney Maroon and the Sidaway Drama Queen Awards. Valid ballots must
be posted in this thread in alt.usenet.kooks.

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote:
Aka Art Deco---"Home of the auk fake award really Big Whoppers"

Here follows the one true ballot for the May 2007 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's Kook Deco's discretion if:

* you are a auk notorious net.kook like Deco
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet like Deco/Ducky
twins
* you vote for or against yourself like Deco
* you vote in a thread other than this one like Deco
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent like Deco by the AA group

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on June 8th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
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KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Art Deco naturally
bob&carole
Crash Street Kidd
Dolf Boek, a.k.a. "Qolon"
Kent Paul Dolan, a.k.a. "Xanthian"
Lady Motown
Tom Potter
None of the above
Abstain

CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Art Deco always clueless
Aggie of alt.gossip.celebrities
Michael "Howdy / TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
Neither of the above
Abstain

COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Art Deco naturally again
Dt Lemons 1900
Honest John
Michael "Howdy / TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
None of the above
Abstain

LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Art Deco looney as always
Brad Guth
Tom "Masculist" Smith
Neither of the above
Abstain

GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote Yes, No, or just for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Art Deco of course
Sam A. Moser, a.k.a. "yeshua is my savior"
YES
NO
Abstain

JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Art Deco no question about it
Crash Street Kidd
Hagar
Neither of the above
Abstain

PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Art Deco Master Greaser
Dale "Average Joe" Kelly
NunYa Bidness, a.k.a. "Massive Prong"
Neither of the above
Abstain

TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Art Deco Queen Jumping Dirty Monkey
Brad Guth
Catherine Burr
Neither of the above
Abstain

VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
(Vote Yes, No, or abstain)

The Anti-Relativists of Sci.Physics

YES
NO
Abstain

GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Art Deco pure tears
Crash Street Kidd
Ed Conrad
Hagar
soc.men
None of the above
Abstain

SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Dale "Average Joe" Kelly
Michael "Howdy / TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
Neither of the above
Abstain

TAR & FEATHERS
(Vote Yes, No, come on, oh brother, or abstain)

Art Deco slap it on baby!
Honest John---denied and exempted
YES
NO
come on
oh brother
Abstain

BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Art Deco biggest leaker of them all
Douglas "Doogie" Grant
Richard Catto
Neither of the above
Abstain

UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Dt Lemons 1900
Kent Paul Dolan, a.k.a. "Xanthian"
Neither of the above
Abstain

ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(Vote Yes, No, or abstain)

Darla Pere

YES
NO
Abstain

GENE SPAFFORD "USENET SAMARITAN" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Robb of Shared-Secrets

YES
NO
Abstain

OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(Vote for one or abstain)

Art Deco as Darth Devo
Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
Michael "Miguel" Cranston
Abstain

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