Here follows the one true ballot for the October 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
Wrangler's discretion if:

* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
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* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on November 8th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.

See also the "How to Vote" Mini-FAQ for advice:
<http://www.netcabal.com/auk/voting.html>

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KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Dave Moore
Tim Bolen
Warhol
None of the above
Abstain

CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

acytra
Ken Pangborn
Kurt Gavin
None of the above
Abstain

COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Andrew Chung
Jonathan Kamens
Pamela Russell
None of the above
Abstain

LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Andre Lieven
Sampath
Tim Bolen
Warhol
None of the above
Abstain

GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

alt.religion.islam flamewar participants
Sampath
Neither of the above
Abstain

JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Andre Lieven
Andrew Chung
gb6724
Tim Bolen
None of the above
Abstain

BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

connor_a

PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Tim Bolen
Richard "teh St00pid" Bullis
Neither of the above
Abstain

TONY SIDAWAY "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Martha Vandella
PL
Neither of the above
Abstain

GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Andre Lieven
Tim Bolen
Neither of the above
Abstain

GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Tim Bolen

UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Alexa Cameron
gb6724
Neither of the above
Abstain

GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Cletis Perkins posting as Mark Dufour
[hanson]
Neither of the above
Abstain

72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Lucifer Morning Star Angel of Death

KENNY MCCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Steven Ray Winter

BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Ken Pangborn, trained by AUK as a whole
Raymond Karczewski trained by Chadwick Stone
Neither of the above
Abstain

PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

spooge

OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(Vote for one or abstain)

Andrew Chung
Richard Scoville
Tom Bishop
Abstain

MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
(Vote for one or abstain)

The Blankverse Peon, Will Dockery, Tom Bishop, and Cyborga
of rec.arts.poems
The Big-8 Management Board
Abstain

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