Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <pollster@netcabal.com> wrote:
Here follows the one true ballot for the October 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
Wrangler's discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on November 8th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
See also the "How to Vote" Mini-FAQ for advice:
<http://www.netcabal.com/auk/voting.html>
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KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Dave Moore
Tim Bolen
[X] Warhol
None of the above
Abstain
Be sure to ask WarPiggy where Jerusalem is located on a map.
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
acytra
Ken Pangborn
[X] Kurt Gavin
None of the above
Abstain
This one flamed out much too soon.
COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
[X] Andrew Chung
Jonathan Kamens
Pamela Russell
None of the above
Abstain
The "holy spirit" leads him to post edit.
LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Andre Lieven
Sampath
Tim Bolen
[X] Warhol
None of the above
Abstain
You scoffers will learn of the WarPiggy cometH gran'daddy doooooooom.
GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
[X] alt.religion.islam flamewar participants
Sampath
Neither of the above
Abstain
*yawn*
JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Andre Lieven
[X] Andrew Chung
gb6724
Tim Bolen
None of the above
Abstain
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
[Y] connor_a
PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Tim Bolen
[X] Richard "teh St00pid" Bullis
Neither of the above
Abstain
TONY SIDAWAY "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Martha Vandella
[X] PL
Neither of the above
Abstain
PeeWee lives for the IKYABWAI.
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
[X] Andre Lieven
Tim Bolen
Neither of the above
Abstain
GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
[A] Tim Bolen
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
[X] Alexa Cameron
gb6724
Neither of the above
Abstain
Got oil?
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Cletis Perkins posting as Mark Dufour
[X] [hanson]
Neither of the above
Abstain
Another sci.* kook that is now too afraid to crosspost to AUK.
72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
[Y] Lucifer Morning Star Angel of Death
This clown warrants a V.G. GOBBLE!
KENNY MCCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
[Y] Steven Ray Winter
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Ken Pangborn, trained by AUK as a whole
[X] Raymond Karczewski trained by Chadwick Stone
Neither of the above
Abstain
Hey Kazoo, have you tried traceroute on 127.0.0.1 yet?
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
[Y] spooge
Well deserved.
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(Vote for one or abstain)
Andrew Chung
Richard Scoville
[X] Tom Bishop
Abstain
Tommiiee Tosser has been whining the bestest.
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
(Vote for one or abstain)
The Blankverse Peon, Will Dockery, Tom Bishop, and Cyborga
of rec.arts.poems
[X] The Big-8 Management Board
Abstain
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