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Russia, Iran join forces against UFO invasion(I'm not making this up) |
Now if I were a betting man, I would guess that the 'UFO' problem near
the Caspian region is either atmospheric phenomena or if the Russians
and Iranians looked closely enough the UFO would have "USAF" etched on
it. OTOH, both governments have kooks running their countries. Even
worse than ours(US).
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Keith
http://english.pravda.ru/science/19/94/378/14810_ufo.html
Russia and Iran join efforts to struggle against invasion of UFOs
01/12/2005 18:44
If a UFO appears in the sky above Iran, anti-aircraft systems will
most likely down it
Unidentified flying objects continue terrorizing the Eastern
hemisphere of planet Earth. No one knows what to do with them,
although it is obvious that something has to be done with the problem.
Russia and Iran agreed to join efforts to study the mysterious
phenomenon. The news may seem to be ridiculous at first sight, but it
is actually a rather serious matter: UFOs pose a big threat to Iran in
connection with its growing nuclear potential.
The UFO mania has gripped Iran. The Air Force command of Teheran has
recently been given an order to down any unknown or suspicious object
seen in the air space of Iran. If a UFO appears in the sky above Iran,
anti-aircraft systems will most likely down it.
Iranian mass media, meanwhile, are distributing more and more
information about extraterrestrial threats to the nation's nuclear
objects. The flights of unknown objects in the air space of the
country have become much more frequent lately, the Resalat Daily
wrote. According to the newspaper, unusual luminous objects were
spotted above Busher and Natanza, where nuclear facilities are
located. One of the objects exploded in the sky, eyewitnesses said.
The Iranian defense department is trying to pacify the anxious
population. "We have developed plans to protect nuclear objects from
any danger. The Iranian Air Force is on alert and ready to fulfill the
duty," General Qarim Gavani stated.
The interest in UFOs started growing very fast in Iran more than a
year ago. News agencies reported dozens of incidents, when people
could see strange objects flying above their heads. The state
television of Iran aired the footage of a shimmering white disk above
Teheran. People ran out of their houses in eight cities to see the
bright extraterrestrial light in the clouds. IRNA reported about
multicolored objects with green, red, blue and violet rays seen above
the towns of Tabriz and Ardebil and above Golestan Province in the
area of the Caspian Sea.
Russia promised to help Iran in the struggle with UFOs. Russia put an
end to the anomalous problem in the beginning of the 1990s, when the
entire population of the Soviet Union was panicking over strange
flying objects. Both Russian and Iranian officials emphasize the fact
of expanding the bilateral cooperation, particularly in the field of
space exploration and the development of satellites. In addition to
UFO-related contracts Russia and Iran are working on the details of
the agreement to launch the Zohreh satellite.
Here's some more fun stories from Pravda:
•Anna Kournikova pulls her panties down (picture)
•Fish with human-like faces were discovered in South Korea
•Hot Russian blond sells her virginity online
•Man stays alive after drinking two liters of vodka
•Making love to a car finally pays off
•Young girl wants to kill her lover, just to keep his BMW X5
•Menstruating women possess the ultimate power
•Anna Kournikova gets married, divorced and pregnant
•Woman spends 45 years playing Santa Claus
•Every type of woman is good in its own way
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| Title: Re: Russia, Iran join forces against UFO invasion(I'm not making this up) |
14 Jan 2005 12:45:35 PM |
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"Bunn E. Rabbit" <BunnERabbit@verizon.hutch.net> schrieb im Newsbeitrag news:afmeu0d790a6a7134323c2qr2p2s9c0oc9@4ax.com...
http://english.pravda.ru/science/19/94/378/14810_ufo.html
Now if I were a betting man, I would guess that the 'UFO' problem near
the Caspian region is either atmospheric phenomena or if the Russians
and Iranians looked closely enough the UFO would have "USAF" etched on
it. OTOH, both governments have kooks running their countries. Even
worse than ours(US).
The saucer stuff aside, could it mean that the russians want to
test a new air defence system by using iranian nuclear installations as bait
and israeli missiles as target?
After all, there's still that one abrams tank where no one knows how it got
got shot through with a bullet less than 7mm in august 2003 in iraq.
Lots of Greetings!
Volker
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14 Jan 2005 01:57:34 PM |
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"Volker Hetzer" <volker.hetzer@ieee.org> wrote in message
news:cs940f$msv$1@nntp.fujitsu-siemens.com...
there's still that one abrams tank where no one knows how it got
got shot through with a bullet less than 7mm in august 2003 in iraq.
Volker
[hanson]
Do you refer to this event here? Was it 2003 or 2004?
Any conclusion, any official explaination, about it since then?
http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=30;t=001898;p=2
'Something' felled an M1A1 Abrams tank in Iraq - but what?
Mystery behind Aug. 28, incident puzzles Army officials
By John Roos
Special to the Times
Shortly before dawn on Aug. 28, 2004 an M1A1 Abrams tank
on routine patrol in Baghdad "was hit by something" that crippled
the 69-ton behemoth.
Army officials still are puzzling over what that "something" was.
According to an unclassified Army report, the mystery projectile
punched through the vehicle's skirt and drilled a pencil-sized hole
through the hull. The hole was so small that "my little finger
will not go into it," the report's author noted.
The "something" continued into the crew compartment, where it
passed through the gunner's seatback, grazed the kidney area of
the gunner's flak jacket and finally came to rest after boring a hole
1½ to 2 inches deep in the hull on the far side of the tank.
As it passed through the interior, it hit enough critical components
to knock the tank out of action. That made the tank one of only
two Abrams disabled by enemy fire during the Iraq war and one
of only a handful of "mobility kills" since they first rumbled onto the
scene 20 years ago. The other Abrams knocked out this year in Iraq
was hit by an RPG-7, a rocket-propelled grenade.
Experts believe whatever it is that knocked out the tank in August
was not an RPG-7 but most likely something new - and that
worries tank drivers.
Mystery and anxiety
Terry Hughes is a technical representative from Rock Island
Arsenal, Ill., who examined the tank in Baghdad and wrote the report.
In the sort of excited language seldom included in official Army
documents, he said, "The unit is very anxious to have this 'SOMETHING'
identified. It seems clear that a penetrator of a yellow molten metal is
what caused the damage, but what weapon fires such a round and
precisely what sort of round is it? The bad guys are using something
unknown and the guys facing it want very much to know what it is
and how they can defend themselves."
Nevertheless, the Abrams continues its record of providing extraordinary
crew protection. The four-man crew suffered only minor injuries in the
attack. The tank commander received "minor shrapnel wounds to the
legs and arms and the gunner got some in his arm" as a result of the
attack, according to the report.
Whatever penetrated the tank created enough heat inside the hull to
activate the vehicle's Halon firefighting gear, which probably prevented
more serious injuries to the crew.
The soldiers of 2nd Battalion, 70th Armor Regiment, 1st Armor Division
who were targets of the attack weren't the only ones wondering what
damaged their 69-ton tank.
Hughes also was puzzled. "Can someone tell us?" he wrote. "If not,
can we get an expert on foreign munitions over here to examine this
vehicle before repairs are begun? Please respond quickly."
His report went to the office of the combat systems program manager
at the U.S. Army Tank-automotive and Armaments Command in Warren,
Mich. A command spokesman said he could provide no information
about the incident.
"The information is sensitive," he said. "It looks like [members of the
program manager's office] are not going to release any information
right now."
While it's impossible to determine what caused the damage without
actually examining the tank, some conclusions can be drawn from
photos that accompanied the incident report. Those photos show a
pencil-size penetration hole through the tank body, but very little
sign of the distinctive damage - called spalling - that typically occurs
on the inside surface after a hollow- or shaped-charge warhead from
an anti-tank weapon burns its way through armor.
Spalling results when an armor penetrator pushes a stream of molten
metal ahead of it as it bores through an armored vehicle's protective skin.
"It's a real strange impact," said a source who has worked both as a
tank designer and as an anti-tank weapons engineer. "This is a new
one. . It almost definitely is a hollow-charge warhead of some sort,
but probably not an RPG-7" anti-tank rocket-propelled grenade.
The well-known RPG-7 has been the scourge of lightly armored vehicles
since its introduction more than 40 years ago. Its hollow-charge
warhead easily could punch through an M1's skirt and the relatively
thin armor of its armpit joint, the area above the tracks and beneath
the deck on which the turret sits, just where the mystery round hit
the tank.
An RPG-7 can penetrate about 12 inches of steel - a thickness far
greater than the armor that was penetrated on the tank in Baghdad.
But the limited spalling evident in the photos accompanying the
incident report all but rules out the RPG-7 as the culprit, experts say.
Limited spalling is a telltale characteristic of Western-manufactured
weapons designed to defeat armor with a cohesive jet stream of
molten metal. In contrast, RPG-7s typically produce a fragmented jet
spray.
The incident is so sensitive that most experts in the field would talk
only on the condition that they not be identified.
One armor expert at Fort Knox, Ky., suggested the tank may have been
hit by an updated RPG. About 15 years ago, Russian scientists created
tandem-warhead anti-tank-grenades designed to defeat reactive armor.
The new round, a PG-7VR, can be fired from an RPG-7V launcher and
might have left the unusual signature on the tank.
In addition, the Russians have developed an improved weapon, the
RPG-22. These and perhaps even newer variants have been used against
American forces in Afghanistan. It is believed U.S. troops seized some
that have been returned to the United States for testing, but scant details
about their effects and "fingerprints" are available.
Still another possibility is a retrofitted warhead for the RPG system being
developed by a Swiss manufacturer.
At this time, it appears most likely that an RPG-22 or some other improved
variant of the Russian-designed weapon damaged the M1 tank, sources
concluded. The damage certainly was caused by some sort of shaped-charge
or hollow-charge warhead, and the cohesive nature of the destructive jet
suggests a more effective weapon than a fragmented-jet RPG-7.
A spokesman for General Dynamics Land Systems, which manufactures
the Abrams, said company engineers agree some type of RPG probably
caused the damage. After checking with them, the spokesman delivered
the manufacturer's verdict: The tank was hit by "a 'golden' RPG" -
an extremely lucky shot.
In the end, a civilian weapons expert said, "I hope it was a lucky shot and
we are not part of someone's test program. Being a live target is no fun."
John Roos is editor of Armed Forces Journal, which is owned by Army
Times Publishing Co.
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14 Jan 2005 10:53:28 PM |
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On Fri, 14 Jan 2005 19:57:34 GMT, "hanson" <hanson@quick.net> wrote:
"Volker Hetzer" <volker.hetzer@ieee.org> wrote in message
news:cs940f$msv$1@nntp.fujitsu-siemens.com...
there's still that one abrams tank where no one knows how it got
got shot through with a bullet less than 7mm in august 2003 in iraq.
Volker
It was a lucky shot with an RPG.
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I have done what others failed to do.
Count on me.
I am a Soldier.
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| User: "Volker Hetzer" |
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14 Jan 2005 03:46:18 PM |
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hanson wrote:
"Volker Hetzer" <volker.hetzer@ieee.org> wrote in message
news:cs940f$msv$1@nntp.fujitsu-siemens.com...
there's still that one abrams tank where no one knows how it got
got shot through with a bullet less than 7mm in august 2003 in iraq.
Volker
[hanson]
Do you refer to this event here? Was it 2003 or 2004?
Any conclusion, any official explaination, about it since then?
http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=30;t=001898;p=2
'Something' felled an M1A1 Abrams tank in Iraq - but what?
Mystery behind Aug. 28, incident puzzles Army officials
It was 2003. I got it from the german news magazine "Der Spiegel",
which in turn got it from a german army magazine. I've got the pdf
of the spiegel article, if you are interested. They insisted that
the bullet went out at the other side. ("went through the armour again")
Lots of Greetings!
Volker
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14 Jan 2005 04:12:20 AM |
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"Bunn E. Rabbit" <BunnERabbit@verizon.hutch.net> wrote in message
news:afmeu0d790a6a7134323c2qr2p2s9c0oc9@4ax.com...
Now if I were a betting man, I would guess that the 'UFO' problem near
the Caspian region is either atmospheric phenomena or if the Russians
and Iranians looked closely enough the UFO would have "USAF" etched on
it. OTOH, both governments have kooks running their countries. Even
worse than ours(US).
--
Keith
http://english.pravda.ru/science/19/94/378/14810_ufo.html
Hmm... having seen quite a few such kooky "news items" from Pravda (some
more so than this one, in fact), I don't think you can trust it to provide
accurate news.
It used to be the state newspaper of the Soviet Union, but maybe now it has
to do this kind of pseudo-reporting to even stay in business. Pravda,
meaning Truth, was always a misnomer for it; in Soviet times it was a
propaganda outlet, and people only read it because there were no other
options, and some real news could be had by reading between the lines. It is
somehow fittingly ironic that it is now one of those "Aliens ate my dog"
sensationalist publications that everyone in their right minds *know* is
packed with entertaining lies :-)
Just speculating....
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| User: "mariposas morgan mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges" |
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14 Jan 2005 06:00:32 AM |
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In article <cs85u8$2rut$10@news.cybercity.dk>, "Laura" <laura@nospam.me> wrote:
"Bunn E. Rabbit" <BunnERabbit@verizon.hutch.net> wrote in message
news:afmeu0d790a6a7134323c2qr2p2s9c0oc9@4ax.com...
Now if I were a betting man, I would guess that the 'UFO' problem near
the Caspian region is either atmospheric phenomena or if the Russians
and Iranians looked closely enough the UFO would have "USAF" etched on
it. OTOH, both governments have kooks running their countries. Even
worse than ours(US).
--
Keith
http://english.pravda.ru/science/19/94/378/14810_ufo.html
Hmm... having seen quite a few such kooky "news items" from Pravda (some
more so than this one, in fact), I don't think you can trust it to provide
accurate news.
or perhaps there really are ufos over central asia
lots of strange stories from that part of the world
arf meow arf
cthulu loves you
he loves the little children
with ketchup please
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| User: "Just Say No To Nihilism" |
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14 Jan 2005 02:53:55 PM |
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On Fri, 14 Jan 2005 04:00:32 -0800, mariposas morgan mair fheal greykitten
tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
or perhaps there really are ufos over central asia
lots of strange stories from that part of the world
Talk about strange
Can you imagine what the Russians think when they
read the New York Times or watch US news and
compare that to what they know from remotely monitoring
the nihilist US government & what's really happening in
Europe?
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| User: "Dr. Flonkenstein" |
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14 Jan 2005 03:13:35 PM |
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On Fri, 14 Jan 2005 20:53:55 +0000, Just Say No To Nihilism wrote:
On Fri, 14 Jan 2005 04:00:32 -0800, mariposas morgan mair fheal greykitten
tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
or perhaps there really are ufos over central asia
lots of strange stories from that part of the world
Talk about strange
Can you imagine
how stupid Alexa is trying to morph and morph and still not be able to go
unnoticed?
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| User: "mariposas morgan mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges" |
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14 Jan 2005 07:50:02 PM |
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In article <pan.2005.01.14.21.20.21.102058@localhost.localdomain>,
"Dr. Flonkenstein" <admin@localhost.localdomain> wrote:
On Fri, 14 Jan 2005 20:53:55 +0000, Just Say No To Nihilism wrote:
On Fri, 14 Jan 2005 04:00:32 -0800, mariposas morgan mair fheal greykitten
tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
or perhaps there really are ufos over central asia
lots of strange stories from that part of the world
Talk about strange
Can you imagine
how stupid Alexa is trying to morph and morph and still not be able to go
unnoticed?
so what is your nihilism rating? they cancel your postings if its too low
arf meow arf
cthulu loves you
he loves the little children
with ketchup please
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| User: "Aratzio" |
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14 Jan 2005 03:08:39 PM |
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On Fri, 14 Jan 2005 20:53:55 GMT, Just Say No To Nihilism
<fire@ice.com> got double secret probation because:
Talk about strange
Okay, Hi Alexa.
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| User: "Bunn E. Rabbit" |
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14 Jan 2005 04:52:47 AM |
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On Fri, 14 Jan 2005 11:12:20 +0100, "Laura" <laura@nospam.me> wrote:
"Bunn E. Rabbit" <BunnERabbit@verizon.hutch.net> wrote in message
news:afmeu0d790a6a7134323c2qr2p2s9c0oc9@4ax.com...
Now if I were a betting man, I would guess that the 'UFO' problem near
the Caspian region is either atmospheric phenomena or if the Russians
and Iranians looked closely enough the UFO would have "USAF" etched on
it. OTOH, both governments have kooks running their countries. Even
worse than ours(US).
--
Keith
http://english.pravda.ru/science/19/94/378/14810_ufo.html
Hmm... having seen quite a few such kooky "news items" from Pravda (some
more so than this one, in fact), I don't think you can trust it to provide
accurate news.
It used to be the state newspaper of the Soviet Union, but maybe now it has
to do this kind of pseudo-reporting to even stay in business. Pravda,
meaning Truth, was always a misnomer for it; in Soviet times it was a
propaganda outlet, and people only read it because there were no other
options, and some real news could be had by reading between the lines. It is
somehow fittingly ironic that it is now one of those "Aliens ate my dog"
sensationalist publications that everyone in their right minds *know* is
packed with entertaining lies :-)
Just speculating....
All true but I've heard reports of this nature from mainstream
outlets. In other words, there are UFO sightings all over the world
with most folks realizing it's probably something of Earthly or benign
astronomical origin and pay no mind. But in Russia and Iran, the
media as well as the culture seem to have a fascination for this
phenomena that goes beyond the rest of the world with their media and
government fueling the fire.
--
Keith
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"Cosmic upheaval is not so moving as a little child pondering the death
of a sparrow in the corner of a barn." -Anouk Aimee, French Actor
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"Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny", Aeschylus (525BC-456BC),
Agamemnon
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"I wear no Burka." - Mother Nature
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| User: "John Griffin" |
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| Title: Re: Russia, Iran join forces against UFO invasion(I'm not making this up) |
14 Jan 2005 10:53:41 AM |
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Bunn E. Rabbit <BunnERabbit@verizon.hutch.net> wrote:
Now if I were a betting man, I would guess that the 'UFO' problem near
the Caspian region is either atmospheric phenomena or if the Russians
and Iranians looked closely enough the UFO would have "USAF" etched on
it. OTOH, both governments have kooks running their countries. Even
worse than ours(US).
This is great news! The ufomaniacs will have their evidence now, for
sure. The UFO Coverup Treaty has fallen apart! Interstellar War
MMCMXCIX (ISW I for us) starts now... Chaotic Russia and one backward
mohammedan hellhole against the rest of the galaxy. I'm betting on the
UFOs.
Where the hell are the protest industry pawns? Why aren't they picketing
and taking to the streets? Where are the cries for a diplomatic solution?
As far as I'm concerned, it's okay if the "UFOnies" blast the ***** out of
those two countries, but I fucking demand that the U.S. Department of
Interstellar Relations (USDIR) stop screwin' around and make certain they
know we aren't involved in this *****. The USDIR should also tell them
Canada isn't involved, because the hosers are clueless and don't have
their own DIR. Don't tell the UFOnies anything about Mexico. Let them
have it. It should be fun to watch the Mexicans scramble every F-80 they
have and knock a couple of "saucers" out of the sky.
UFOnies: We'll need a snappy, euphonious name for the enemy when the *****
starts, so the TV news airheads can make cutesy talk instead of trying to
say Aldebaranians, Arcturussians or whatever in one sound bite.
[ snipped article about declaration of war of the worlds ]
The best reason for the U.S. not to fight with the UFOnies is that after
a war, we might get flooded with immigrants who enter convenience stores
without getting out of their cars.
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| Title: Re: Russia, Iran join forces against UFO invasion(I'm not making this up) |
14 Jan 2005 01:34:48 PM |
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Bunn E. Rabbit wrote:
Here's some more fun stories from Pravda:
=B7Anna Kournikova pulls her panties down (picture)
=B7Fish with human-like faces were discovered in South Korea
=B7Hot Russian blond sells her virginity online
=B7Man stays alive after drinking two liters of vodka
=B7Making love to a car finally pays off
=B7Young girl wants to kill her lover, just to keep his BMW X5
=B7Menstruating women possess the ultimate power
=B7Anna Kournikova gets married, divorced and pregnant
=B7Woman spends 45 years playing Santa Claus
=B7Every type of woman is good in its own way
Good grief.
Is it just that Pravda has become a tabloid, or has
the IQ of Russia fallen by 100 points or so lately?
This is a country that produced some of the finest
musicians, writers, and theoreticians of the 20th
century.
- Randy
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| User: "Just Say No To Nihilism" |
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14 Jan 2005 04:01:36 PM |
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On 14 Jan 2005 11:34:48 -0800, "Randy Poe" <poespam-trap@yahoo.com> wrote:
Bunn E. Rabbit wrote:
Here's some more fun stories from Pravda:
·Anna Kournikova pulls her panties down (picture)
·Fish with human-like faces were discovered in South Korea
·Hot Russian blond sells her virginity online
·Man stays alive after drinking two liters of vodka
·Making love to a car finally pays off
·Young girl wants to kill her lover, just to keep his BMW X5
·Menstruating women possess the ultimate power
·Anna Kournikova gets married, divorced and pregnant
·Woman spends 45 years playing Santa Claus
·Every type of woman is good in its own way
Good grief.
Is it just that Pravda has become a tabloid, or has
the IQ of Russia fallen by 100 points or so lately?
This is a country that produced some of the finest
musicians, writers, and theoreticians of the 20th
century.
The Russians are many decades ahead of the USA/Europe
in scientific discovery and technology.
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| User: "John Griffin" |
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15 Jan 2005 07:48:15 AM |
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Just Say No To Nihilism <fire@ice.com> wrote:
On 14 Jan 2005 11:34:48 -0800, "Randy Poe" <poespam-trap@yahoo.com>
wrote:
Bunn E. Rabbit wrote:
Here's some more fun stories from Pravda:
·Anna Kournikova pulls her panties down (picture)
·Fish with human-like faces were discovered in South Korea
·Hot Russian blond sells her virginity online
·Man stays alive after drinking two liters of vodka
·Making love to a car finally pays off
·Young girl wants to kill her lover, just to keep his BMW X5
·Menstruating women possess the ultimate power
·Anna Kournikova gets married, divorced and pregnant
·Woman spends 45 years playing Santa Claus
·Every type of woman is good in its own way
Good grief.
Is it just that Pravda has become a tabloid, or has
the IQ of Russia fallen by 100 points or so lately?
This is a country that produced some of the finest
musicians, writers, and theoreticians of the 20th
century.
The Russians are many decades ahead of the USA/Europe
in scientific discovery and technology.
The Russians might be ahead of the USA/Europe in mathematics, but as far
as technology goes, the situation with automobiles is a good comparison.
The USA, Europe and Japan can build excellent cars. The Russians are
really fucking good at stealing them, stripping them, and selling the
parts.
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| User: "Art Deco" |
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| Title: Re: Russia, Iran join forces against UFO invasion(I'm not making this up) |
14 Jan 2005 04:55:35 PM |
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Just Say No To Nihilism <fire@ice.com> wrote:
On 14 Jan 2005 11:34:48 -0800, "Randy Poe" <poespam-trap@yahoo.com> wrote:
Bunn E. Rabbit wrote:
Here's some more fun stories from Pravda:
·Anna Kournikova pulls her panties down (picture)
·Fish with human-like faces were discovered in South Korea
·Hot Russian blond sells her virginity online
·Man stays alive after drinking two liters of vodka
·Making love to a car finally pays off
·Young girl wants to kill her lover, just to keep his BMW X5
·Menstruating women possess the ultimate power
·Anna Kournikova gets married, divorced and pregnant
·Woman spends 45 years playing Santa Claus
·Every type of woman is good in its own way
Good grief.
Is it just that Pravda has become a tabloid, or has
the IQ of Russia fallen by 100 points or so lately?
This is a country that produced some of the finest
musicians, writers, and theoreticians of the 20th
century.
The Russians are many decades ahead of the USA/Europe
in scientific discovery and technology.
Hi, Alexa! New socks already?
--
"Ions are attracted to IRON"
"The dense ions in the ionosphere are simulating a
much higher gravitational pull to earth."
-- Alexa Cameron demonstrates her 200+ alien-implanted IQ
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| User: "Vanilla Gorilla Monkey Boy" |
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| Title: Re: Russia, Iran join forces against UFO invasion(I'm not making this up) |
15 Jan 2005 01:45:14 AM |
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On Fri, 14 Jan 2005 22:01:36 GMT, Just Say No To Nihilism
<fire@ice.com> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
<q6ggu0hktshnpujkc86qlq91d7sbnb8dkn@4ax.com>:
On 14 Jan 2005 11:34:48 -0800, "Randy Poe" <poespam-trap@yahoo.com> wrote:
Bunn E. Rabbit wrote:
Here's some more fun stories from Pravda:
·Anna Kournikova pulls her panties down (picture)
·Fish with human-like faces were discovered in South Korea
·Hot Russian blond sells her virginity online
·Man stays alive after drinking two liters of vodka
·Making love to a car finally pays off
·Young girl wants to kill her lover, just to keep his BMW X5
·Menstruating women possess the ultimate power
·Anna Kournikova gets married, divorced and pregnant
·Woman spends 45 years playing Santa Claus
·Every type of woman is good in its own way
Good grief.
Is it just that Pravda has become a tabloid, or has
the IQ of Russia fallen by 100 points or so lately?
This is a country that produced some of the finest
musicians, writers, and theoreticians of the 20th
century.
The Russians are many decades ahead of the USA/Europe
in scientific discovery and technology.
The only reason they haven't starved their asses off is because
they're frozen on.
--
V.G.
Change pobox dot alaska to gci.
"Bush things is he never attends a Funderal - He will live forever!" - Donnieboi Ferrt explains... something.
Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.
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| User: "Just Say No To Nihilism" |
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| Title: Re: Russia, Iran join forces against UFO invasion(I'm not making this up) |
15 Jan 2005 02:15:24 AM |
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On Fri, 14 Jan 2005 22:45:14 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
<vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net> wrote:
The only reason they haven't starved their asses off is because
they're frozen on.
Does it matter, within a few years you're going to be buried in miles deed
glacial ice all the way down to the mason dixon line.
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| User: "Dr. Flonkenstein" |
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| Title: Re: Russia, Iran join forces against UFO invasion(I'm not making this up) |
15 Jan 2005 05:58:10 AM |
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On Sat, 15 Jan 2005 08:15:24 +0000, Just Say No To Nihilism wrote:
On Fri, 14 Jan 2005 22:45:14 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
<vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net> wrote:
The only reason they haven't starved their asses off is because
they're frozen on.
Does it matter, within a few years you're going to be buried in miles deed
glacial ice all the way down to the mason dixon line.
Hi Deathlexa!
--
mhm 27x12
smeeter #28
Usenet Valhalla Circle #19 & #21
Bartlo's hate lits #1: <40376AD8.C83FBF5A@enter.net>
CEO Alcatroll Labs Inc.
The Way of the Kook:
http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm
Diaper Boi discovers homoerotical alien talk in MID:
<d56fs0lf79jj1d819q320anl6r3tkd7shh@4ax.com>
'What's a "longitudinal inferferometer"? It sounds like some homosexual
sex toy.'
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| User: "Art Deco" |
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| Title: Re: Russia, Iran join forces against UFO invasion(I'm not making this up) |
15 Jan 2005 01:30:38 PM |
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Dr. Flonkenstein <admin@localhost.localdomain> wrote:
On Sat, 15 Jan 2005 08:15:24 +0000, Just Say No To Nihilism wrote:
On Fri, 14 Jan 2005 22:45:14 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
<vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net> wrote:
The only reason they haven't starved their asses off is because
they're frozen on.
Does it matter, within a few years you're going to be buried in miles deed
glacial ice all the way down to the mason dixon line.
Hi Deathlexa!
Hi Perplexa!
--
"Ions are attracted to IRON"
"The dense ions in the ionosphere are simulating a
much higher gravitational pull to earth."
-- Alexa Cameron demonstrates her 200+ alien-implanted IQ
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| User: "Just Say No To Nihilism" |
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| Title: Re: Russia, Iran join forces against UFO invasion(I'm not making this up) |
15 Jan 2005 04:01:35 PM |
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On 15 Jan 2005 11:58:10 GMT, "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<admin@localhost.localdomain> wrote:
On Sat, 15 Jan 2005 08:15:24 +0000, Just Say No To Nihilism wrote:
On Fri, 14 Jan 2005 22:45:14 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
<vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net> wrote:
The only reason they haven't starved their asses off is because
they're frozen on.
Does it matter, within a few years you're going to be buried in miles deed
glacial ice all the way down to the mason dixon line.
Hi Deathlexa!
Do you believe in Jesus and the Bible?
Don't be a Judas, tell the truth.
Prediction-> You will not answer publicaly.
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| User: "Vanilla Gorilla Monkey Boy" |
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| Title: Re: Russia, Iran join forces against UFO invasion(I'm not making this up) |
15 Jan 2005 10:33:26 AM |
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On Sat, 15 Jan 2005 08:15:24 GMT, Just Say No To Nihilism
<fire@ice.com> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
<d3khu0t2nk074et7759qqs6fkp93q6ld8i@4ax.com>:
On Fri, 14 Jan 2005 22:45:14 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
<vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net> wrote:
The only reason they haven't starved their asses off is because
they're frozen on.
Does it matter, within a few years you're going to be buried in miles deed
glacial ice all the way down to the mason dixon line.
Mmm-hmm. Yep. I already have my ringside tickets.
--
V.G.
Change pobox dot alaska to gci.
"Bush things is he never attends a Funderal - He will live forever!" - Donnieboi Ferrt explains... something.
Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.
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| User: "Susan Cohen" |
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| Title: Re: Russia, Iran join forces against UFO invasion(I'm not making this up) |
14 Jan 2005 07:50:10 PM |
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Randy Poe wrote:
Bunn E. Rabbit wrote:
Here's some more fun stories from Pravda:
=B7Anna Kournikova pulls her panties down (picture)
=B7Fish with human-like faces were discovered in South Korea
=B7Hot Russian blond sells her virginity online
=B7Man stays alive after drinking two liters of vodka
=B7Making love to a car finally pays off
=B7Young girl wants to kill her lover, just to keep his BMW X5
=B7Menstruating women possess the ultimate power
=B7Anna Kournikova gets married, divorced and pregnant
=B7Woman spends 45 years playing Santa Claus
=B7Every type of woman is good in its own way
Good grief.
Is it just that Pravda has become a tabloid, or has
the IQ of Russia fallen by 100 points or so lately?
This is a country that produced some of the finest
musicians, writers, and theoreticians of the 20th
century.
Like who?
Susan
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| User: "Just Say No To Nihilism" |
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| Title: Re: Russia, Iran join forces against UFO invasion(I'm not making this up) |
14 Jan 2005 08:08:16 PM |
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On 14 Jan 2005 17:50:10 -0800, "Susan Cohen" <flabbyass@gmail.com> wrote:
This is a country (Russia) that produced some of the finest
musicians, writers, and theoreticians of the 20th
century.
Like who?
Russian culture and heritage are some of the richest in the world!
Pytor Ilish Tchaikovski !!!
Known as Peter Tchaikovsky
http://russia-in-us.com/Music/Opera/tchaikovsky.html
Remember the Nutcracker Suite?
Who could ever forget that masterpiece of music, loved the world around!
http://www.angelfire.com/nb2/musicedresources/Tchaikov.html
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| User: "John Griffin" |
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| Title: Re: Russia, Iran join forces against UFO invasion(I'm not making this up) |
15 Jan 2005 08:29:40 AM |
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Just Say No To Nihilism <fire@ice.com> wrote:
"Susan Cohen" <flabbyass@gmail.com> wrote:
This is a country (Russia) that produced some of the finest
musicians, writers, and theoreticians of the 20th
century.
Like who?
Russian culture and heritage are some of the richest in the world!
Pytor Ilish Tchaikovski !!!
Known as Peter Tchaikovsky
http://russia-in-us.com/Music/Opera/tchaikovsky.html
Remember the Nutcracker Suite?
Who could ever forget that masterpiece of music, loved the world
around!
http://www.angelfire.com/nb2/musicedresources/Tchaikov.html
ROTMFFLMMFAO! Tchaikovsky didn't quite make it to the 20th century.
Much of the Russian master composers' music was banned in the Soviet
Union. (Betcha can't name another of those musical geniuses without a web
search.)
Composers were required to follow government "advice" in their creations
during most of the 20th century. Read this:
http://www.gregsandow.com/shos13.htm
By the way, the drones of the misoneistic cult of Islam aren't allowed to
hear Tchaikovsky's music, so it's a bit of a stretch to say it's loved
"the world around."
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| User: "Susan Cohen" |
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| Title: Re: Russia, Iran join forces against UFO invasion(I'm not making this up) |
15 Jan 2005 09:50:30 PM |
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John Griffin wrote:
Just Say No To Nihilism <fire@ice.com> wrote:
"Susan Cohen" wrote:
This is a country (Russia) that produced some of the finest
musicians, writers, and theoreticians of the 20th
century.
Like who?
Russian culture and heritage are some of the richest in the world!
Pytor Ilish Tchaikovski !!!
Known as Peter Tchaikovsky
http://russia-in-us.com/Music/Opera/tchaikovsky.html
Remember the Nutcracker Suite?
Who could ever forget that masterpiece of music, loved the world
around!
http://www.angelfire.com/nb2/musicedresources/Tchaikov.html
ROTMFFLMMFAO! Tchaikovsky didn't quite make it to the 20th century.
Much of the Russian master composers' music was banned in the Soviet
Union. (Betcha can't name another of those musical geniuses without a
web
search.)
Composers were required to follow government "advice" in their
creations
during most of the 20th century. Read this:
http://www.gregsandow.com/shos13.htm
By the way, the drones of the misoneistic cult of Islam aren't
allowed to
hear Tchaikovsky's music, so it's a bit of a stretch to say it's
loved
"the world around."
The drones aren't? Why not?
Susan
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| User: "Randy Poe" |
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| Title: Re: Russia, Iran join forces against UFO invasion(I'm not making this up) |
15 Jan 2005 08:33:48 PM |
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On 15 Jan 2005 14:29:40 GMT, John Griffin <thathillbilly@yahooie.com>
wrote:
Just Say No To Nihilism <fire@ice.com> wrote:
"Susan Cohen" <flabbyass@gmail.com> wrote:
This is a country (Russia) that produced some of the finest
musicians, writers, and theoreticians of the 20th
century.
Like who?
Russian culture and heritage are some of the richest in the world!
Pytor Ilish Tchaikovski !!!
Known as Peter Tchaikovsky
ROTMFFLMMFAO! Tchaikovsky didn't quite make it to the 20th century.
Right. I was thinking more of composers like Khachaturian,
Rimsky-Korsakoff, Rachmaninoff, Stravinsky, Mousorgsky, Shostakovich,
Scriabin, pianists such as Horowitz, cellists such as Rostrapovich,
.... it's a very long list.
Much of the Russian master composers' music was banned in the Soviet
Union. (Betcha can't name another of those musical geniuses without a web
search.)
The list above was off the top of my head. With a web search I could
come up with a few I'd missed.
The circumstances of Tchaikovsky's death are a little mysterious, by
the way. The official story was cholera, but it may have been forced
suicide after he was caught in a homosexual affair with a member of
the royal family.
- Randy
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| User: "Just Say No To Nihilism" |
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| Title: Re: Russia, Iran join forces against UFO invasion(I'm not making this up) |
15 Jan 2005 09:52:09 PM |
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On 15 Jan 2005 14:29:40 GMT, John Griffin <thathillbilly@yahooie.com> wrote:
{...]
By the way, the drones of the misoneistic cult of Islam aren't allowed to
hear Tchaikovsky's music, so it's a bit of a stretch to say it's loved
"the world around."
Heil Hitler!
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| User: "Matt Giwer" |
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| Title: Re: Russia, Iran join forces against UFO invasion(I'm not makingthis up) |
14 Jan 2005 06:40:26 PM |
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Bunn E. Rabbit wrote:
Now if I were a betting man, I would guess that the 'UFO' problem near
the Caspian region is either atmospheric phenomena or if the Russians
and Iranians looked closely enough the UFO would have "USAF" etched on
it. OTOH, both governments have kooks running their countries. Even
worse than ours(US).
For people who find an interest in UFO "outbreaks" the first thing to establish
is they are not simply a fashionable thing to put in the news. Is it a trend in
the phenomenon itself or a trend in reporting it? And in the reporting is it a
change in the news being carried or a change in people making reports?
In the last six months there appears to be an increase in the number of
"meteorites" getting close to or reaching the ground. It has been going on way
to long to be any kind of meteor shower. Satellites come down most all at once
rather than breaking up in orbit and entering over months. And it is sort of
well known around the world meteorites are rare and can be sold if found so
reports should not have peaked only in the last few months. And satellites have
re-entered without claims from places far from the re-entry area so it isn't
existing news triggering reports.
--
Bankrupt your local government. Obey the traffic laws.
-- The Iron Webmaster, 3352
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| User: "John Griffin" |
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| Title: Re: Russia, Iran join forces against UFO invasion(I'm not making this up) |
15 Jan 2005 09:18:51 AM |
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Matt Giwer <jull43@tampabay.rOAr.com> wrote:
In the last six months there appears to be an increase in the
number of
"meteorites" getting close to or reaching the ground.
That's a fib. One hundred percent of all meteorites have always reached
the ground.
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