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"JPL" |
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31 Mar 2006 02:51:30 PM |
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Scientist discovers Message from God. |
JPL 2006/31/03
For immediate release at 24:00h.
Scientist discovers Message from God.
When processing data from the Saturn mission, Ela Tifal, a graduate student at the astrophysics university of
Manyland, noticed that the pattern in the rings around that planet resembled what he had seen his dad play with
to make music, an old vinyl record..
Ela told us: In this picture http://ciclops.org/view_media.php?id=9965 our group found not only new planets,
when I recognised the resemblance to a LP, we processed the photo and rotated it so it was in a flat plane,
then etched it on a disk and pressed a record from it.
Using my dads old player the music of the heavens immediately became clear, and apart from hearing many
more small planets appear as cracks, we also heard these characters spoken:
yadslooflirpA.
Work is now on the way to decode this by several teams, and I would like to use this opportunity to ask the public to
also participate, and as soon as you think you found a valid answer immediately contact your nearest intelligence
office.
Copyright 2006 Torrap news ULT all rights reserved.
This message may be copied only without modification and quoting Torrap news as source.
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| User: "Spaceman" |
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| Title: Re: Scientist discovers Message from God. |
31 Mar 2006 03:26:54 PM |
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"JPL" <JPL@usspace.agency.international.office.example.org> wrote in message
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yadslooflirpA.
It is a day early.
Did you by chance travel through a massive gravitational field
that would make you clock run faster by a day?
:)
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| User: "Unruh" |
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| Title: Re: Scientist discovers Message from God. |
31 Mar 2006 04:33:28 PM |
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"Spaceman" <Realspace@comcast.not> writes:
"JPL" <JPL@usspace.agency.international.office.example.org> wrote in message
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yadslooflirpA.
It is a day early.
Did you by chance travel through a massive gravitational field
that would make you clock run faster by a day?
:)
You forgot about the international date line. What date and time is it now
in Australia?
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| User: "Spaceman" |
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| Title: Re: Scientist discovers Message from God. |
31 Mar 2006 04:35:06 PM |
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"Unruh" <unruh-spam@physics.ubc.ca> wrote in message
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"Spaceman" <Realspace@comcast.not> writes:
"JPL" <JPL@usspace.agency.international.office.example.org> wrote in
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yadslooflirpA.
It is a day early.
Did you by chance travel through a massive gravitational field
that would make you clock run faster by a day?
:)
You forgot about the international date line. What date and time is it now
in Australia?
Oops,
You got me.
but it is still early for my time .
:)
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| User: "Hexenmeister" |
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| Title: Re: Scientist discovers Message from God. |
01 Apr 2006 03:20:59 PM |
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"Spaceman" <Realspace@comcast.not> wrote in message
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| "Unruh" <unruh-spam@physics.ubc.ca> wrote in message
| news:e0kano$qgr$1@nntp.itservices.ubc.ca...
| > "Spaceman" <Realspace@comcast.not> writes:
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| >>"JPL" <JPL@usspace.agency.international.office.example.org> wrote in
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| >>news:e0k4or$gvd$1@news.datemas.de...
| >>> yadslooflirpA.
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| >>It is a day early.
| >>Did you by chance travel through a massive gravitational field
| >>that would make you clock run faster by a day?
| >>:)
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| > You forgot about the international date line. What date and time is it
now
| > in Australia?
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| Oops,
| You got me.
| but it is still early for my time .
| :)
Never let them see you sweat, kid.
Use UTC or click on that little clock in the bottom right corner of your
screen,
then select "Time zone".
Androcles.
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| User: "Hexenmeister" |
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| Title: Re: Scientist discovers Message from God. |
01 Apr 2006 03:20:58 PM |
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"Unruh" <unruh-spam@physics.ubc.ca> wrote in message
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| "Spaceman" <Realspace@comcast.not> writes:
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| >"JPL" <JPL@usspace.agency.international.office.example.org> wrote in
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| >news:e0k4or$gvd$1@news.datemas.de...
| >> yadslooflirpA.
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| >It is a day early.
| >Did you by chance travel through a massive gravitational field
| >that would make you clock run faster by a day?
| >:)
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| You forgot about the international date line. What date and time is it now
| in Australia?
Perth (GMT +8), Adelaide (GMT+9:30) or Sydney (GMT +10)?
Androcles.
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| User: "HelpmaBoab" |
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31 Mar 2006 09:03:14 PM |
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"Spaceman" <Realspace@comcast.not> wrote in message
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"JPL" <JPL@usspace.agency.international.office.example.org> wrote in
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yadslooflirpA.
It is a day early.
Did you by chance travel through a massive gravitational field
that would make you clock run faster by a day?
:)
It's April 1st here in NZ
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| User: "J. Francis" |
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| Title: Re: Scientist discovers Message from God. |
01 Apr 2006 03:00:02 AM |
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HelpmaBoab wrote:
"Spaceman" <Realspace@comcast.not> wrote in message
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"JPL" <JPL@usspace.agency.international.office.example.org> wrote in
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yadslooflirpA.
It is a day early.
Did you by chance travel through a massive gravitational field that
would make you clock run faster by a day?
:)
It's April 1st here in NZ
Hmmm... so New Zealand has been subjected to a massive gravitational
field that thrust it forward in time then.
Fascinating...
;)
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| User: "HelpmaBoab" |
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| Title: Re: Scientist discovers Message from God. |
01 Apr 2006 04:35:00 AM |
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"J. Francis" <nomail@dev.null> wrote in message
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HelpmaBoab wrote:
"Spaceman" <Realspace@comcast.not> wrote in message
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"JPL" <JPL@usspace.agency.international.office.example.org> wrote in
message
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yadslooflirpA.
It is a day early.
Did you by chance travel through a massive gravitational field that
would make you clock run faster by a day?
:)
It's April 1st here in NZ
Hmmm... so New Zealand has been subjected to a massive gravitational
field that thrust it forward in time then.
Fascinating...
;)
We're just 12 hours ahead of GMT.
Tam
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| User: "BlagooBlanaa" |
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03 Apr 2006 12:41:59 AM |
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Hmmm... so New Zealand has been subjected to a massive gravitational
field that thrust it forward in time then.
Fascinating...
it's why the all blacks are all black - light cannot escape from the big
fellas
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| User: "Cam Jones" |
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| Title: Re: Scientist discovers Message from God. |
31 Mar 2006 04:13:09 PM |
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Mister Driscoll, you really are obsessed with clocks!
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| User: "Spaceman" |
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| Title: Re: Scientist discovers Message from God. |
31 Mar 2006 04:25:00 PM |
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"Cam Jones" <onespiritedgal93@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
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Mister Driscoll, you really are obsessed with clocks!
Not obsessed,
I just refuse to be ignorant of their function like certain relativists are.
:)
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| User: "Xcott Craver" |
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31 Mar 2006 04:52:56 PM |
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Spaceman <Realspace@comcast.not> wrote:
It is a day early.
That's okay, he needs some practice.
--
"Old country music stars don't die -- they just get put in a coffin and buried
in the ground and then no one sees them ever again."
--Cat and Girl
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| User: "tadchem" |
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| Title: Re: Scientist discovers Message from God. |
01 Apr 2006 07:20:47 AM |
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I'll bet the flip side gets more air time on the FM stations.
Tom Davidson
Richmond, VA
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Scientist discovers Message from God. |
31 Mar 2006 03:17:19 PM |
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JPL wrote:
JPL 2006/31/03
For immediate release at 24:00h.
[snip]
more small planets appear as cracks, we also heard these characters spoken:
yadslooflirpA.
Your clock is fast.
Socks
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