| Topic: |
Science > Physics |
| User: |
"Lester Zick" |
| Date: |
09 Apr 2007 10:57:46 AM |
| Object: |
TABLOID SCIENCE HEADLINES!! |
TABLOID SCIENCE HEADLINES!!
(exclusive to sic.math and sic.physics)
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SENSATION: BABOON PHOTOGRAPHS LIGHT, PROVES EINSTEIN RIGHT -
HAIRY PIX PAGE 3
CHER TO WED EX CHIMP - MAKES HIM SPECIAL RELATIVE - EINSTEIN CLAIMS
BIJECTION CEREMONY WILL BE HELD LAST WEEK - LOCH NESS MONSTER TO
ATTEND - EXCLUSIVE WEDDING PHOTOS SOMETIME LAST YEAR
UFO DOING 50 MPH IN 35 MPH SPECIAL RELATIVITY ZONE CITED FOR CONTEMPT
CLINTON CAUGHT GRASPING IMPROPER SUBSET OF HIMSELF - MONICA TO TESTIFY
"MODERN MATH MADE ME DO IT!" SAYS BILL
FREUD CLAIMS SR LENGTH CONTRACTION CAUSED BY PENIS ENVY - CALLS FOR
INVESTIGATION OF "COVER UP" - TINY PIX PAGE 7
SHOCKER: CLINTON CAUGHT WITH PANTS UP!!! CLAIMS FREUD MADE HIM DO IT
SCANDAL: MEDICARE FRAUD TO BE REPLACED BY MODERN MATH GAO INSISTS
CLINTON NABBED GRADING MODERN MATH "MODELS" ON THEIR CURVES!!!
CLAIMS SPECIAL RELATIVITY MADE HIM DO IT
EMPIRIC USES SPECIAL RELATIVITY AND MODERN MATH TO PREDICT THE PAST
KING TUT'S TOMB REVEALS STOPPED CLOCK - PROVES EINSTEIN RIGHT!!!
SCANDAL: EINSTEIN IMPREGNATES SACRED COW. "IT HAPPENED TOMORROW . . ."
CLAIMS COW - "HE'S MY DAAADY" BLEATS SACRED CALF - DNA CONFIRMS KID
SHOCKER: BATTERIES PUT IN ENERGIZER BUNNY BACKWARD - NOW IT JUST KEEPS
COMING AND COMING AND COMING
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