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The Galactic Department of Physical Religion [Humor] |
From Osher Doctorow
The Galactic Department of Physical Religion is actually a branch of
the Galactic Central Intelligence Agency (GCIA, or "Gookie" for short)
which investigates time travel, creations and desructions of universes
and multiverses, etc.
Perhaps its most famous breakthrough is its discovery of a relationship
between the vibrating warp in the Milky Way Galactic Disk due to the
Magellanic Clouds (which, unlike the Milky Way, are metal-deficient)
and the Metalloid elements of Earth including silicon.
Readers are perhaps aware that silicon is the second most abundant
element of the Earth's crust and that worms "eat their way" through
silicon. Oxygen is the most abundant element there. Silicon
constitutes about 28% of the Earth's crust. Silicon combines with
metals quite readily and is always found naturally in compounds rather
than alone.
Worms were subsequently found to be "natural" detectors of the
Antigravity Force which is not only found in the vibrating Milky Way
Galaxy warp but in Quantum Bag models, thus transcending the alleged
microscopic-macroscopic gap of the primitive physics era of Earth
scientists.
As the Ancient Hindus pointed out (and also the Tibetan Buddhists), all
life gets recycled thanks to worms in the ground unless it is cremated
(and maybe even then, though as yet we don't precisely know how). It
soon came to be realized that Life itself is, in the slang of olden
times, a "can of worms", in that worms play an intermediary and
transition role both in the rise of other life forms and in recycling
life and in the interplanetary and intergalactic communication of
various life forms via detection of the "force at infinity" or the
inter-Magellanic Cloud-Milky Way Antigravity Force.
Ants aren't too far behind worms, and you can find timelines for
evolution of these various forms under various evolution of life,
evolution of worms, evolution of insects, etc. keywords on the
internet. These creatures predated reptiles, who predated and in fact
resulted in mammals, and so on, so the clue about worms and ants should
have been realized by early scientists, but they were too busy rushing
ahead to algebraic geometry and algebraic topology and following the
Founding Fathers/Mothers of their various physics fads.
The Galactic Central Intelligence Agency (GCIA) wants to thank the
worms and ants who are its real founders or its Founding
Fathers/Mothers to use the former expression. We are not presently
suggesting that a Religion be founded on worms and ants, but rather
that all life forms focus on "looking beyond the horizon" no matter how
flat it may appear. If the worms can do it, if the ants can do it,
then arguably so can we (at least, those of us who're not worms and
ants). As for the impugning of ants' integrity merely because they
look as though they're marching in straight lines or line segments
single/double file, we see now that appearances are deceiving and that
different species march to different drummers. It's not so much where
or how you march but why.
Osher Doctorow
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02 Apr 2006 04:32:43 PM |
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From Osher Doctorow
GCIA does assign homework, especially for those far from home, and it
might be of interest to readers to examine why ants march and why worms
march and compare them. They are in some ways "opposite ends" of the
motion scale.
We are also looking for living translators of worm/ant languages,
though we may have to determine priorities for which languages most
resemble worm/ant languages. Suggestions are welcome, though please
keep them to a few lines.
Osher Doctorow
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