The Impact Point Song
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If Archimedes look around
To find Newton underground
He would use his "c" class lever
To teach Newton the manners of clever
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Newton, Newton, you naughty one
What the hell you think you've done?
You distorted the balance you woke our GOD
Your punishment is routing and eating the mud
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Who asked you to do physics?
You can't count even your fingers right.
Now the future is cataclysmic,
I doubt that even my levers
Could make it again bright.
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Newton, you scum,
You proud British clown,
You had your time up
Now you're going down.
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DedaNoe
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