Science > Physics > Time travel is real - bid for your chance to try it
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"George Orwell" |
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27 Feb 2004 04:00:41 PM |
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Time travel is real - bid for your chance to try it |
Hello potential time travelers,
I am the inventer of the phasobonium redundifier, a device that allows humans to travel into the past and future.
I have in my posession a vehicle that will seat six adults, plus operator. It has the ability to travel to any point in time, past or future. I am offering a round trip for six to the highest bidder. The time vehicle is located near Sacramento, California.
If you are interested, please reply to this message with your bid. The auction will close March 5th, 2004.
Thank you and good luck bidding!
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27 Feb 2004 04:45:04 PM |
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"George Orwell" <nobody@mixmaster.it> wrote in message
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Hello potential time travelers,
I am the inventer of the phasobonium redundifier, a device
that allows humans to travel into the past and future.
I have in my posession a vehicle that will seat six adults,
plus operator. It has the ability to travel to any point in time,
past or future. I am offering a round trip for six to the highest bidder.
The time vehicle is located near Sacramento, California.
If you are interested, please reply to this message with your bid.
The auction will close March 5th, 2004.
Thank you and good luck bidding!
Man, you are not only a Johnny come lately, some 35 years too late,
because there is a fixed price gig like this happening since the early
70s', & you can sign on if you know where the travel agents for it are.
Here's how this one works. Remember when you fly across the date
line in the Pacific, from the Orient to the West coast, and you get
a certificate that you missed at day and are hence one day younger?
The CIA picked up on that and built a huge carousel at the Southpole.
Depending on rotation type (cw or ccw) they get you to age or to
rejuvenate physically, 1 day per rotation, and with it of course you
get the associated memories. That's how the govt. predicts the future,
dude. That's how Warren Buffett got his billions (he even tried to improve
on the gig by floating in his circumnavigation ballooning). Bill Gates, it is
rumored to have done the same trick but digitally, in cyberspace, and that's
really how he became Mr. Richfart Numero Uno. -- But, I wish you sucsess.
hanson
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