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User: "Xeno Bilderberg"
Date: 08 Apr 2006 03:18:06 AM
Object: Trey Parker & Matt Stone: "Assalamu'Alaykum Wa Rahmatullahi Wa Barakatuh!"
April 15, 2006 -- Los Angeles
Assalamu Alaikum MoFo!
Noted iconoclast satirists and social
conservative animators, Trey Parker &
Matt Stone, under the auspices of Comedy
Central and parent company Viacom, Inc.,
have decided to take aim this summer at
the Prophet Mohammed. Work is currently
underway at their award winning South Park
Studios in Los Angeles for a special
three-part episode of South Park,
tentatively titled, "Allah Bites My
Big Black *****: The Long Crusade."
The Comedy Central episode will pair
Tom Cruise with the ghost of Chef in an
unholy alliance with the Reverend
George W. Bush and his gun-crazed
sidekick ***** Cheney. Cartman and the
gang's madcap adventure will take them
back in time to search out and destroy
the Prophet Mohammed's favorite camel.
A top secret NSA time machine, hidden
under the famous Colorado school cafeteria
will kick off the story with numerous
references to the Dutch cartoon controversy,
a shortage of virgins, crazed Ayatollas,
and exploding turbans. The bloody mayhem
could be released as soon as early summer.
Assalamu'Alaykum Wa Rahmatullahi Wa Barakatuh!
Attention: XENU
National Security Agency
9800 Savage Road, Suite 6779
Ft. George G. Meade, MD 20755-6779
http://southparkstudios.com/
Trey Parker & Matt Stone
c/o William Morris Agency
151 El Camino Drive
Beverly Hills, CA 90212
Trey Parker & Matt Stone
South Park Studios
c/o Comedy Central
1775 Broadway
New York, NY 10019
Larry Divney President & CEO
Comedy Central
1775 Broadway
New York, NY 10019
Cruise/Wagner Productions
C/o Paramount Pictures
5555 Melrose Ave.
Los Angeles, CA 90038
Sumner M. Redstone
Chairman and CEO
Viacom, Inc.
1515 Broadway
New York, NY 10036
Viacom's non-management directors,
you may send an e-mail to
nonmanagementdirectors@viacom.com
or write to:
Viacom Inc.
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Attention Non-Management Directors -- 52nd Floor
"Sumner M. Redstone" <sumner.redstone@viacom.com>
press@viacom.com
investor.relations@viacom.com
press@comedycentral.com
"Citizens Commission on Human Rights Los Angeles" <cchrla@pacific.net>
<humanrights@cchruk.org>
South Park declares war on Tom Cruise
http://news.independent.co.uk/media/article352197.ece
Cartoon's parody of Scientology is taken off air,
prompting accusations of censorship
By David Usborne
Published: 19 March 2006
[...]
"... Isaac Hayes, who since 1997 has been the voice of
Chef, suddenly upped and left in a huff. Hayes declared
that South Park, which follows the hell-raising of the
four kids, had gone too far in its lampooning of religion.
Specifically, he was cross about its recent mocking of
the Church of Scientology. Hayes is a Scientologist.
So is Cruise." [...]
"... Cruise has a secret weapon. It is alleged that
he threatened to withdraw from any promotional activity
for his next film, Mission: Impossible III, out on 5 May.
The movie has been made by Paramount, which is owned by
Viacom. And Viacom owns Comedy Central."
http://news.independent.co.uk/media/article352197.ece
See also:
"R. Kelly gives John Travolta and Tom Cruise until
the count of three to come out of the closet."
http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/south_park/index.jhtml

"Hubbard and the Occult"
http://www.conspiracyarchive.com/NewAge/Hubbard_Occult.htm
Aleister Crowley & L. Ron Hubbard
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=L+Ron+Hubbard,+Aleister+Crowley
..:. The Hubbard is Bare .:.
by Jeff Jacobson
[from Brother Blue's Mysteriously Missing Pages
http://web.archive.org/web/19980424203609/http://www.brotherblue.org/brethren/hubbard.htm
reposted by watcher website]
Like Father, Like Son ::: Vox Stellarum
http://www.mt.net/~watcher/crowleyhubbard.html
Lafayette Ronald Hubbard
(March 13, 1911 to January 24, 1986)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L._Ron_Hubbard
King of the Rocket Men
John Whiteside Parsons, born Marvel, known as Jack, writer,
visionary, dedicated occultist, and chemist of genius,
was born in 1914 and died in 1952 in a mysterious explosion
whose cause has never been fully explained. [...]
He helped create the Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) in Pasadena
L. Ron Hubbard,
Aleister Crowley,
and Jack Parsons!
http://tinyurl.com/cmcka
http://www.disinfo.com/archive/pages/dossier/id29/pg1/
What exactly do Scientologists believe?
Here are a few memes & anti-memes...
http://www.xs4all.nl/~fishman/fable.htm
-----------------------------------------------------------
Operating Thetan levels 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7 are all to do with
getting rid of "body thetans". These body thetans are the
souls of dead space aliens murdered by Xenu, 75 million years ago.
Scientologists believe that 75 million years ago an evil
galactic ruler, named Xenu, solved overpopulation by bringing
trillions of people to Earth in DC-8 space planes, stacking them
around volcanoes and nuking them. Then the souls of these dead
space aliens were captured and boxed up and taken to cinemas
where they were shown films of what life should be like, false
ideas containing God, the devil and Christ and told to get ill.
After that they supposedly clustered together and now inhabit
our bodies. Scientologists believe that if they rid themselves
of these body thetans then they will be healthier and will gain
special powers like mind-over-matter.
Some Scientologists spend $360,000 for all this. None of them
gain any special powers except the power to delude themselves;
with an added bonus of a bizarre, comforting rejection all forms
of modern psychiatry. --XENU http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu
Why Scientology pursues celebrities
http://www.xs4all.nl/~fishman/fable.htm
Celebrities are of vital use in Scientology
for numerous purposes: to recruit the masses,
to endorse L. Ron Hubbard's teachings, to give
Scientology greater acceptability in mainstream
America and to forward Scientology's secret
goals of world control. In a society that often
equates celebrity with credibility, using highly
recognized celebrities to help hide, deflect or
overcome Scientology's horrendous public
relations problems is understandable. [...]
According to a twenty-two year former member,
Tom Cruise went somewhat insane while doing
Scientology's secret initiation levels (OT III,
the story of the galactic Emperor Xenu).
The member from which this information is
coming said Cruise was getting his "OT III
repair" processing at that time. To prevent a
public scene, they quickly got him into some
more hypnotic trance induction and
mellowed him out. [...] Several years ago,
a male porn star collected $100,000 from a
tabloid for an account of his alleged two-year
homosexual liaison with John Travolta.
Travolta refuses to comment on the story.
His lawyer dismissed questions about the
subject as "bizarre." Two weeks later,
Travolta announced that he was getting married
to actress Kelly Preston, a fellow
Scientologist, a relatively unknown starlet
who wanted to break into Hollywood. [...]
Hubbard dismissed the concerns of some members
about his disparagement and cynicism about other
religions: "For a long while, some people have
been cross with me for my lack of cooperation in
believing in a Christian Heaven, God and Christ.
I have never said I didn't disbelieve in a
Big Thetan but there was certainly something
very corny about Heaven et al.
"Now I have to apologize. There was a Heaven.
Not too unlike, in cruel betrayal, the heaven
of the Assassins in the 12th Century who, like
everyone else, dramatized the whole track
implants if a bit more so. The symbol of the
crucified Christ is very apt indeed.
It's the symbol of a thetan betrayed."
Hubbard describes the incident as occurring
43+ trillion years ago. The stunned thetan
was placed in a doll body and transported to
Heaven in a ship. Over a period of one trillion
years, the thetan was given a series of
electronic implants, containing the phrases
"To Forget, To Remember, To Go Away."
[...]
Hubbard abandoned Dianetics as the solution to
an Un-Clear world after his discovery of
the Heaven incident and the nature of the
Goals-Problems-Mass implant. He spent the next
five years "researching" the pattern of the
implants and in 1967-68 he made another series
of "discoveries" which are now know as "OT 2"
and "OT 3". Hubbard wrote voluminous notes on
the command phrases contained in the GPM
implants, which he claimed were universal
in nature.
Hubbard's "major" breakthrough in this period
was his discovery that human bodies are actually
the result of the melding of thetans (aliens from
other planets) during a psychiatrically-inspired
implant 76 million years ago. Hubbard wrote that
a galactic despot, Xenu, rounded up the population
of 76 planets in this sector of the galaxy and
transported them to Earth, placed them in
volcanoes, and exploded H-bombs, then subjected
them to 36 days of electronic implanting,
including the "Christianity" and "Heaven" implant.
This incident created "Body Thetans" (BT/s), alien
beings who were attached to other beings or human
beings. They monitor one's thought and impede one's
life. Hubbard developed a technique for exorcising
these alien Body Thetans.
In 1978 Hubbard made another "Breakthrough!"
which he called NOTs (New-Era Dianetics for OTs).
Hubbard developed new techniques for dealing with
alien BTs who were comatose or did not respond to
his 1968 exorcising techniques.
Hubbard claimed that a human body was actually a
mass of alien BTs who were comatose and diseases
were simply alien BTs who were acting against the
person. Hubbard claimed that eradicating these alien
BTs from on or near the body would result in the
creation of a Supra-Human, an Operating Thetan, a
new genetically pure from alien influences master
race capable of telepathic and telekinetic powers,
without the need for a human body. (For additional
parallels on the occultism of Scientology read,
"The Occult and the Third Reich, by Dusty Skylar.)
[...] http://www.xs4all.nl/~fishman/fable.htm
"If you really want to enslave people
tell them that you are going to give
them total freedom." - L. Ron Hubbard
http://www.scientology-kills.org/dead/dead.htm
http://www.xs4all.nl/~fishman/fable.htm
"Hollywood, Satanism, Scientology and Suicide"
[<http://www.xs4all.nl/~fishman/fable.htm>] Excerpt:
"In my father's private circle," L. Ron Hubbard Jr.
explains, "there were lots of mistresses. When I was
younger, I participated in private orgies with him and
three or four other women. His theory was that one
has to open or crack a woman's soul in order for the
satanic power to pour through it and into him.
It got kind of far out, culminating in a variety
of sex acts.
Dad also had an incredibly violent temper.
He was into S&M and would beat his mistresses
and shoot them full of drugs."
When asked by an interviewer how this "soul-cracking"
worked, L. Ron Hubbard, Jr. said, "The explanation is
sort of long and complicated. The basic rationale is
that there are some powers in this universe that are
pretty strong.
"As an example, Hitler was involved in the same
black magic and the same occult practices that my
father was. The identical ones. Which, as I have
said, stem clear back to before Egyptian times.
It's a very secret thing. Very powerful and very
workable and very dangerous.
"Brainwashing is nothing compared to it.
The proper term would be 'soul cracking.'
"It's like cracking open the soul, which then opens
various doors to the power that exists, the satanic
and demonic powers. Simply put, it's like a tunnel
or an avenue or a doorway. Pulling that power into
yourself through another person and using women,
especially is incredibly insidious.
"It makes Dr. Fu Manchu look like a kindergarten
student. It is the ultimate vampirism, the ultimate
mind f_ck. Instead of going for blood, you're going
for their soul. And you take drugs in order to reach
that state where you can, quite literally, like a
psychic hammer, break their soul, and pull the
power through."
Hollywood, Satanism, Scientology and Suicide
PUBLIC DOMAIN DOCUMENT http://www.xs4all.nl/~fishman/fable.htm
Hollywood, Satanism, Scientology and Suicide
"The Fable"
PUBLIC DOMAIN DOCUMENT - DISTRIBUTE FREELY
PART ONE: SCIENTOLOGY RECRUITS HOLLYWOOD
http://www.xs4all.nl/~fishman/fable.htm
See also:
"Hubbard and the Occult" by Jon Atack
http://www.xs4all.nl/~kspaink/cos/essays/atack_occult.html
How William Shatner Changed The World:
http://www.uri-geller.com/nine.htm
"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is
the inability of the human mind to correlate all
its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance
in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was
not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences,
each straining in its own direction, have hitherto
harmed us little; but some day the piecing together
of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying
vistas of reality, and of our frightful position
therein, that we shall either go mad from the
revelation or flee from the deadly light into the
peace and safety of a new dark age."
The Call of Cthulhu
H.P. Lovecraft - 1927
See also: Fortean Times article: "Plan Nine From Outer Space!"
http://www.forteantimes.com/articles/126_nine.shtml
http://www.uri-geller.com/nine.htm
~ Terence McKenna
~ http://www.abrupt.org/LOGOS/tm980728.html
Plan Nine From Outer Space
Article Info: <http://tinyurl.com/ghmxy>
'Plan Nine from Outer Space'
http://www.uri-geller.com/nine.htm
by Lynn Picknett and Clive Prince
September 1999 [FT 126]
http://www.forteantimes.com/index.php
THE NINE UNKNOWN MEN
| From _The Morning Of The Magicians_
By Louis Pauwels and Jacques Bergier
Published by Avon Books. 1968. pp 67 - 71.
http://www.textfiles.com/conspiracy/ninemen.txt
The Quixotic Dialectical
Metaphysical Manifesto:
Morning of the Magicians [MOTM]
by R. T. Gault
http://www.cafes.net/ditch/motm1.htm
::: Green Egg Interview with Jacques Vallee
Strange Encounters
http://www.red-ice.net/specialreports/2005/10oct/UFOmanifestations.html
==================
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacques_Vallee
[~][^][~]
See also: http://www.uri-geller.com/nine.htm
Picknett, L. Prince, C.
The Stargate Conspiracy: The Truth About Extraterrestrial Life
and the Mysteries of Ancient Egypt. New York: Berkley Books, 2001.
425 pages. ... http://www.namebase.org/sources/fL.html
http://www.qedcorp.com/pcr/pcr/parsifal.html
Fascism Anyone?
[Excerpt] by Laurence W. Britt
http://secularhumanism.org/index.php?section=library&page=britt_23_2
Rise of the Religious Right in the Republican Party
http://www.theocracywatch.org/
How Gene Roddenberry Changed The World
with a little help from the 'Council-of-Nine' ...
http://www.forteantimes.com/articles/126_nine.shtml
http://www.uri-geller.com/nine.htm
=========================================================
The Political Implications of the UFO Phenomenon
and the "ET" Myth
http://www.spitfirelist.com/lecture.html
The Future: Technology, Theocracy and the
Thousand Year Reich
http://www.spitfirelist.com/lecture.html
************************************************
Dictating Reality?
http://www.hermes-press.com/dictating_reality.htm
Now back to the "Godly" ....
Subject: Marriage, according to the bible and Government's
Draft of a Constitutional Amendment to Defend Biblical Marriage
As certain politicians work diligently to prevent marriage
between two people of the same sex, others have been busy
drafting a Constitutional Amendment codifying all marriages
entirely on Biblical principles. After all, God wouldn't want
us to "pick and choose" which of the Scriptures we elevate
to civil law and which we choose to ignore:
Draft of a Constitutional Amendment to Defend
Biblical Marriage:
*1 Marriage in the United States of America
shall consist of a union between one man and one
or more women. (Gen 29:17-28; II Sam 3:2-5.)
*2 Marriage shall not impede a man's right to
take concubines in addition to his wife or wives.
(II Sam 5:13; I Kings 11:3; II Chron 11:21)
*3 A marriage shall be considered valid only
if the wife is a virgin. If the wife is not a
virgin, she shall be executed.(Deut 22:13-21)
*4 Marriage of a believer and a non-believer
shall be forbidden. (Gen 24:3; Num 25:1-9; Ezra 9:12;
Neh 10:30, 2Cor 6:14)
*5 Since marriage is for life, neither the
US Constitution nor any state law shall permit
divorce. (Deut 22:19; Mark 10:9-12)
*6 If a married man dies without children, his
brother must marry the widow. If the brother refuses
to marry the widow, or deliberately does not give her
children, he shall pay a fine of one shoe and be
otherwise punished in a manner to be determined
by law. (Gen. 38:6-10; Deut 25:5-10)
*7 In lieu of marriage (if there are no acceptable
men to be found), a woman shall get her father drunk
and have sex with him. (Gen 19:31-36)
*8 Coitus interruptus, and/or onanism shall
be punishable by death. (Gen 38: 8-10)
I hope this helps to clarify the finer details
of the Government's righteous struggle against the
infidels and heathens among us.
++++++++++
Logical conclusion:
Back to the Bible! might as well go all the way back
to Genesis where God says - I have given you every herb
of the field for your use .... (we wouldn't want to pick
and choose, would we?) which brings us full circle back
to ... Bush's "Christian" Blood Cult??!
http://www.counterpunch.org/madsen04222003.html
Moon is the head of the Unification Church
<http://www.unification.net/> and the founder
of the Washington Times.
Rev. Sun Myung Moon spent a billion dollars of
church funds to support the conservative,
influential Washington Times, which in 2002 he
called "the instrument in spreading the truth
about God to the world".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_Myung_Moon
In what the [New York] Times labelled "a coronation
ceremony", the Rev. Sun Myung Moon was given a
bejeweled crown by Rep. Danny K. Davis, D-IL and Moon
announced that he would save everyone on Earth as he
had saved the souls of even such murderous dictators
as Hitler and Stalin -- who had been born again through
him. Moon said the reformed Hitler and Stalin vouched
for him from the spirit world, calling him "none other
than humanity's Savior, Messiah, Returning Lord
and True Parent".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_Myung_Moon
Dave Emory - For The Record
FTR#541--Leaks--(Two 30-minute segments)
(Recorded on 2/12/2006.)
http://www.spitfirelist.com/f541.html
[...]
A major reason for George W. Bush’s decline in public opinion
polls is the damage to his reputation done by damaging disclosures
about his conduct of the war in Iraq and his pursuit of Al Qaeda.
In this broadcast, we examine indications that many of these
disclosures have been deliberately leaked in order to retaliate
against Bush for having circumvented and, in some cases, abused
the intelligence community and the military. Rather like the
intelligence community’s disclosures about Nixon that resulted in
the Watergate scandal, the revelations concerning Bush’s national
security malfeasance and error are doing serious political damage
to Dubya. In addition to setting forth many of these damaging
disclosures, the program notes that one of the most controversial
of Bush's gaffes -- the authorization for the NSA to conduct "warrantless"
wiretapping of American citizens -- is actually "business as usual" for
the NSA. For decades the NSA has successfully circumvented the
superficial sanctions against illegal wiretapping by having British
intelligence agents do the actual wiretapping at NSA headquarters.
Technically, the US citizens are being wiretapped by British -- not
American--intelligence officers. The NSA performs a reciprocal function
for the British. It is Mr. Emory's contention that the uproar over the
NSA program (which is literally business as usual for that agency) is,
in fact, intended to damage Bush. Hence the brouhaha. The broadcast
concludes with a look at GOP lynchpin Grover Norquist's protests against
the NSA spying program and his role as point man for the
Islamist/Muslim Brotherhood milieu in the United States.
Norquist's younger brother David is now the chief financial officer
for the Department of Homeland Security.
Program Highlights Include: The national security establishment's role
in leaking the Abu Ghraib atrocities; the intelligence community's role
in forcing investigation of the Valerie Plame case; intelligence community
disclosures concerning a botched attempt at short-circuiting Iran's
nuclear program that may actually have aided that country’s attempts at
developing a nuclear weapon; the intelligence community’s leaking of the
compromising of every CIA ground asset in Iran and the rolling up of those
assets; the intelligence community’s continuing disclosures concerning the
Bush administration's deliberate skewing of intelligence on Iraq's WMD's;
a CIA officer's revelation that the US command knew that Osama bin Laden
was at the battle of Tora Bora and failed to deploy US troops along the
Afghan/Pakistani border in order to apprehend him. [...]
http://www.spitfirelist.com/f541.html
See also:
FTR#514--Interview with John Loftus about the Muslim Brotherhood
http://www.spitfirelist.com/f514.html
[...]
Highlighting and clarifying the subject of the Islamofascist Muslim
Brotherhood, this program presents an interview with the heroic John Loftus,
whose work has graced these pages extensively over the years.
After discussing the fascist origins of the group and its alliance with
the Third Reich during World War II, Loftus traces the Brotherhood's postwar
sponsorship by both British intelligence and the CIA. In addition to
setting forth the CIA’s role in relocating many of the Brotherhood from
Egypt to Saudi Arabia in the 1950's, Loftus traces the evolution of the
Brotherhood into the MAK -- the name given the anti-Soviet Brotherhood
elements active in Afghanistan in the 1980's. After the defeat of the
Soviets in Afghanistan, the MAK evolved into al Qaeda. Mr. Loftus traces
the evolution of this Islamic fascist organization from World War II right
on up through its alliances with GOP heavyweights Grover Norquist and Karl Rove.
Program Highlights Include: Discussion of GOP kingmaker Grover Norquist's
lobbying efforts on behalf of people associated with the Brotherhood such
as Sami al-Arian and Abdurahman Alamoudi; the failure of the US to provide
documents to the Swiss about Bank al-Taqwa; the Bank al-Taqwa's deep links
to the Brotherhood and veterans of that organization's alliance with the
Nazis in World War II; Loftus’ role in generating the 3/20/2002 Operation
Green Quest raids. [...]
http://www.spitfirelist.com/f514.html
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