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User: "Paul Helm"
Date: 30 Jan 2005 02:02:27 PM
Object: Understanding Roman Catholicism
Anyone can call himself a Christian, but that doesn’t make it so. Anyone
can quote the Bible, but that doesn’t make him saved. Anyone can build a
giant, elaborate cathedral, with stained glass windows and ornate
sculptures, but that doesn’t make him Heaven-bound. Friends, the number
of Hell-bound heathens claiming to believe in Jesus is countless.
They go by names like Mormons, Jehovah’s Witnesses, Moonies and Branch
Davidians. No matter the name, they will roast on a spit above Satan’s
hot coals for eternity while we sip Rothschild’s finest with our Savior
in Heaven. But perhaps the most dangerous cult, whose members will be the
first plunged into Lucifer’s fiery abyss, is also one of the most
popular. I am, of course, referring to the Catholics.
Catholics claim to be Christians despite the fact that much of what they
believe constitutes the essence of blasphemy. They spit in Jesus’ face
every time they hold mass, yet many saved Christians still believe
Catholics will be ascending to Heaven with us. How could our colleagues
be fooled by a religion that is so obviously anti-Christian? They assume
that, because the Catholics have millions of followers worldwide, they
must believe something right. Well, let me tell you something –
popularity means nothing. Sixty million Americans eat Spam but that
hardly makes it good.
The ways in which Catholics defy God’s word are too numerous to describe
in this sermon. So let me just focus on a few. First, they worship
mortals, something God expressly admonished against. Catholics claim to
love Jesus and claim to believe in the Holy Trinity. But they don’t limit
their worship to God, as the Bible demands (Exodus 20:3).
Instead, they pray to mere mortals – Mary, Joseph and the so-called
“saints” – humans, whom they have made gods in their own right. Humans,
who they believe can perform the miracles of our Savior. I once saw a
Catholic woman praying beside her car in a mall parking lot. When I asked
her if she was praying to the Lord, she said, “no,” she was praying to
Saint Anthony to help her find her car keys.
This is idolatry, pure and simple. The Bible orders us not to pray to
dead men (Psalms 106:28), and Jesus instructs us not to pray to angels
(Colossians 2:18). We are to have one God, and one God alone. The
Catholics actually worship a woman! Mary, the woman who was selected at
random to serve as the incubator for Christ. There are actually documents
written by popes that say Mary, a mortal female, is the key to salvation.
Blasphemy doesn’t get more blatant than that.
But the Catholics don’t stop there. They actually bow before and pray to
statues – graven images not only of God but of these mortals they (not
God) have declared to be saints. Bowing to images is the essence of
idolatry (Exodus 20:5; Deuteronomy 5;9; Isaiah 44:17; Daniel 3:5, 10,
15), even if the image is of God (Exodus 32:4-6 with Psalms 106:19-20).
What happens to those who practice idolatry? They never enter the Kingdom
of Heaven (Galatians 5:19-21; Ephesians 5:5; 1 Corinthians 6:9-10).
There are numerous other Catholic beliefs that run afoul of God’s word.
The Catholics believe some people neither go to Heaven nor Hell, but
instead wind up in an imaginary fantasyland they call “purgatory” (even
though there is no such place described in the Bible). The Catholics
believe we cannot confess our sins to God directly, but instead have to
recite them to a pedophile intermediary, despite the fact that the Bible
never suggests this.
They think, in order to be forgiven of sin, we have to recite rote
prayers over and over (like some elementary school kid ordered to write,
“I will not talk in class” 100 times on the blackboard), even though such
nonsense finds no support in the Bible. They baptize babies before they
know the difference between Jesus and Pampers. Even Click Here worse,
they reject the Bible in favor of the statements of some nelly queen in a
dress and a Madonna bosom-cup hat, believing anything that idol says
while in the cathedral comes from God. That is blasphemy if the term has
any meaning! And worst of all, they don’t believe one must be born again
to enter the Kingdom of Heaven!
The bottom line is that the Catholic church is nothing more than a cult
that happened to catch on. Granted, the pope has a greater following than
Jim Jones did, but the distinction ends there. One need only watch an
altar boy walk bowlegged from a priest’s chambers to recognize theirs is
hardly the “true faith.”
Homosexuality is not merely something the Catholics have overlooked and
ignored. It is something they have actively promoted. And if all of that
isn’t enough to convince you of the truth, bear in mind that Catholics
claim to have seen visions of the face of Mary bleeding on objects
ranging from an adobe wall to a bowel movement. They might as well be
Elvis-spotters. And for all the good the pomp and circumstance of their
services will do them, the Catholics might as well just sacrifice pets on
their front lawns. That would give them the same shot at Heaven -- none.
So say “farewell, ” “goodbye,” “hope the heat doesn’t get to you” to all
your Catholic friends. For one thing is certain. There is no room in
Heaven for Mary-loving, incense-burning, Pope-adoring, candle-lighting,
apparition-seeing, statue-slobbering, ring-kissing, wafer-eating, stained
glass-loving, altar-boy banging, mackarel-snapping idol-worshipers!
--
Rev Dr Pastor ***** F Foot BA, DD, FFD
The Guardian of English Christianity
Broomleigh Baptist Church AG (Zurich)
111 Lime Walk, Chelmsford CM2 9NJ, Great Britain
http://www.church.broomleigh.org/
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User: "Dirk Van de moortel"

Title: Re: Understanding Roman Catholicism 30 Jan 2005 02:48:49 PM
"Paul Helm" <paul.helm@rochdale.gov.uk> wrote in message news:Xns95EECB76ACA42paulhelmrochdalegovu@127.0.0.1...

Anyone can call himself a Christian, but that doesn’t make it so. Anyone
can quote the Bible, but that doesn’t make him saved.

[snip]

So say “farewell, ” “goodbye,” “hope the heat doesn’t get to you” to all
your Catholic friends. For one thing is certain. There is no room in
Heaven for Mary-loving, incense-burning, Pope-adoring, candle-lighting,
apparition-seeing, statue-slobbering, ring-kissing, wafer-eating, stained
glass-loving, altar-boy banging, mackarel-snapping idol-worshipers!

Perhaps there is Room in Heaven for Bible Quoting:
http://members.aol.com/bbu84/biblicalstupidity/quotes.htm
Dirk Vdm
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User: "Rev Dr Dick Foot"

Title: Re: Understanding Roman Catholicism 30 Jan 2005 03:28:50 PM
"Dirk Van de moortel" <dirkvandemoortel@ThankS-NO-SperM.hotmail.com>
wrote:

Perhaps there is Room in Heaven for Bible Quoting:
http://members.aol.com/bbu84/biblicalstupidity/quotes.htm

An excellent web page, with at least one first class link, an
introduction to The Bible.
Jeremiah: Chapter 10:2-4
Hear ye the word which the LORD speaketh unto you, O house of Israel:
Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not
dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them.
For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the
forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe.
They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and
with hammers, that it move not.
Happy Christmas
--
Rev Dr Pastor ***** F Foot BA, DD, FFD
The Guardian of English Christianity
Broomleigh Baptist Church AG (Zurich)
111 Lime Walk, Chelmsford CM2 9NJ, Great Britain
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User: "Uncle Al"

Title: Re: Understanding Roman Catholicism 30 Jan 2005 06:18:25 PM
Rev Dr ***** Foot wrote:


"Dirk Van de moortel" <dirkvandemoortel@ThankS-NO-SperM.hotmail.com>
wrote:

Perhaps there is Room in Heaven for Bible Quoting:
http://members.aol.com/bbu84/biblicalstupidity/quotes.htm


An excellent web page, with at least one first class link, an
introduction to The Bible.

[snip Yahweh cult crap]
Here's another one, idiot,
http://members.aol.com/bbu84/biblicalstupidity/quotes.htm
--
Uncle Al
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/
(Toxic URL! Unsafe for children and most mammals)
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/qz.pdf
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User: ""

Title: Re: Understanding Roman Catholicism 31 Jan 2005 08:17:29 PM
Rev Dr ***** Foot wrote:

"Dirk Van de moortel" <dirkvandemoortel@ThankS-NO-SperM.hotmail.com>
wrote:

Perhaps there is Room in Heaven for Bible Quoting:
http://members.aol.com/bbu84/biblicalstupidity/quotes.htm


An excellent web page, with at least one first class link, an
introduction to The Bible.

Jeremiah: Chapter 10:2-4

Hear ye the word which the LORD speaketh unto you, O house of Israel:
Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not
dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at

them.

For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of

the

forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe.
They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and
with hammers, that it move not.

That's what the Hebrews did with the Ark of the Covenant ... and they
did learn the ways of the heathen since they borrowed their god Yahweh.

Happy Christmas

--
Rev Dr Pastor ***** F Foot BA, DD, FFD
The Guardian of English Christianity
Broomleigh Baptist Church AG (Zurich)
111 Lime Walk, Chelmsford CM2 9NJ, Great Britain
http://www.church.broomleigh.org/


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User: "Androcles"

Title: Re: Understanding Roman Catholicism 31 Jan 2005 10:10:25 PM
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Rev Dr ***** Foot wrote:

[rant]
Dead flies cause the ointment of the apothecary to send forth a stinking
savour: so doth a little folly him that is in reputation for wisdom and
honour.
Ecclesiastes 10 : 1
Androcles.
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User: "Nuki Mouse"

Title: Re: Understanding spoofs, satire, and parody. 31 Jan 2005 10:57:15 PM
Don't let this fool you, this is actually taken from a very large and
elaborate parody site called the "Broomleigh Baptist Church." It spoofs
ultra right-wing fundamentalist Christian churches, by using hyperbole and
satire.
Check out their webpage http://www.church.broomleigh.org/
I especially liked the do it yourself circumcise guide
http://www.broomleigh.org/church/pop-ups/circumcise.html
and the Rapture Alert system
http://www.broomleigh.org/church/nemo/rapture.html
BTW, don't let the .org fool you. Anyone can get a .org domain for a parody
site if it is non-commercial, and it is non profit making.
--
"This is just my opinion, I maybe wrong" D. Miller
"Defend free speech! Read a banned book today!" unknown.
"I may not like what you say, but I will defend your right to say it with
my Life" Voltaire
Nuki_Mouse
"Paul Helm" <paul.helm@rochdale.gov.uk> wrote in message
news:Xns95EECB76ACA42paulhelmrochdalegovu@127.0.0.1...

Anyone can call himself a Christian, but that doesn't make it so. Anyone
can quote the Bible, but that doesn't make him saved. Anyone can build a
giant, elaborate cathedral, with stained glass windows and ornate
sculptures, but that doesn't make him Heaven-bound. Friends, the number
of Hell-bound heathens claiming to believe in Jesus is countless.

They go by names like Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Moonies and Branch
Davidians. No matter the name, they will roast on a spit above Satan's
hot coals for eternity while we sip Rothschild's finest with our Savior
in Heaven. But perhaps the most dangerous cult, whose members will be the
first plunged into Lucifer's fiery abyss, is also one of the most
popular. I am, of course, referring to the Catholics.

Catholics claim to be Christians despite the fact that much of what they
believe constitutes the essence of blasphemy. They spit in Jesus' face
every time they hold mass, yet many saved Christians still believe
Catholics will be ascending to Heaven with us. How could our colleagues
be fooled by a religion that is so obviously anti-Christian? They assume
that, because the Catholics have millions of followers worldwide, they
must believe something right. Well, let me tell you something -
popularity means nothing. Sixty million Americans eat Spam but that
hardly makes it good.

The ways in which Catholics defy God's word are too numerous to describe
in this sermon. So let me just focus on a few. First, they worship
mortals, something God expressly admonished against. Catholics claim to
love Jesus and claim to believe in the Holy Trinity. But they don't limit
their worship to God, as the Bible demands (Exodus 20:3).

Instead, they pray to mere mortals - Mary, Joseph and the so-called
"saints" - humans, whom they have made gods in their own right. Humans,
who they believe can perform the miracles of our Savior. I once saw a
Catholic woman praying beside her car in a mall parking lot. When I asked
her if she was praying to the Lord, she said, "no," she was praying to
Saint Anthony to help her find her car keys.

This is idolatry, pure and simple. The Bible orders us not to pray to
dead men (Psalms 106:28), and Jesus instructs us not to pray to angels
(Colossians 2:18). We are to have one God, and one God alone. The
Catholics actually worship a woman! Mary, the woman who was selected at
random to serve as the incubator for Christ. There are actually documents
written by popes that say Mary, a mortal female, is the key to salvation.
Blasphemy doesn't get more blatant than that.

But the Catholics don't stop there. They actually bow before and pray to
statues - graven images not only of God but of these mortals they (not
God) have declared to be saints. Bowing to images is the essence of
idolatry (Exodus 20:5; Deuteronomy 5;9; Isaiah 44:17; Daniel 3:5, 10,
15), even if the image is of God (Exodus 32:4-6 with Psalms 106:19-20).
What happens to those who practice idolatry? They never enter the Kingdom
of Heaven (Galatians 5:19-21; Ephesians 5:5; 1 Corinthians 6:9-10).

There are numerous other Catholic beliefs that run afoul of God's word.
The Catholics believe some people neither go to Heaven nor Hell, but
instead wind up in an imaginary fantasyland they call "purgatory" (even
though there is no such place described in the Bible). The Catholics
believe we cannot confess our sins to God directly, but instead have to
recite them to a pedophile intermediary, despite the fact that the Bible
never suggests this.

They think, in order to be forgiven of sin, we have to recite rote
prayers over and over (like some elementary school kid ordered to write,
"I will not talk in class" 100 times on the blackboard), even though such
nonsense finds no support in the Bible. They baptize babies before they
know the difference between Jesus and Pampers. Even Click Here worse,
they reject the Bible in favor of the statements of some nelly queen in a
dress and a Madonna bosom-cup hat, believing anything that idol says
while in the cathedral comes from God. That is blasphemy if the term has
any meaning! And worst of all, they don't believe one must be born again
to enter the Kingdom of Heaven!

The bottom line is that the Catholic church is nothing more than a cult
that happened to catch on. Granted, the pope has a greater following than
Jim Jones did, but the distinction ends there. One need only watch an
altar boy walk bowlegged from a priest's chambers to recognize theirs is
hardly the "true faith."

Homosexuality is not merely something the Catholics have overlooked and
ignored. It is something they have actively promoted. And if all of that
isn't enough to convince you of the truth, bear in mind that Catholics
claim to have seen visions of the face of Mary bleeding on objects
ranging from an adobe wall to a bowel movement. They might as well be
Elvis-spotters. And for all the good the pomp and circumstance of their
services will do them, the Catholics might as well just sacrifice pets on
their front lawns. That would give them the same shot at Heaven -- none.

So say "farewell, " "goodbye," "hope the heat doesn't get to you" to all
your Catholic friends. For one thing is certain. There is no room in
Heaven for Mary-loving, incense-burning, Pope-adoring, candle-lighting,
apparition-seeing, statue-slobbering, ring-kissing, wafer-eating, stained
glass-loving, altar-boy banging, mackarel-snapping idol-worshipers!


--
Rev Dr Pastor ***** F Foot BA, DD, FFD
The Guardian of English Christianity
Broomleigh Baptist Church AG (Zurich)
111 Lime Walk, Chelmsford CM2 9NJ, Great Britain
http://www.church.broomleigh.org/


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User: "Tom Moore"

Title: Re: Understanding spoofs, satire, and parody. 01 Feb 2005 03:53:42 PM
"Nuki Mouse" <Nuki_mouse@NoSpam.com> wrote:

BTW, don't let the .org fool you. Anyone can get
a .org domain for a parody site if it is non-commercial,
and it is non profit making.

I don't ask any questions when selling domain names, .org or anything else.
The only thing I check is that I have 7 UKP before registering the domain
name and granting access to my name servers.
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User: "Androcles Androcles@ MyPlace.org"

Title: Re: Understanding spoofs, satire, and parody. 01 Feb 2005 04:43:16 PM
"Tom Moore" <tom.moore@spamservice.gov.uk> wrote in message
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"Nuki Mouse" <Nuki_mouse@NoSpam.com> wrote:

BTW, don't let the .org fool you. Anyone can get
a .org domain for a parody site if it is non-commercial,
and it is non profit making.



I don't ask any questions when selling domain names, .org or anything
else.
The only thing I check is that I have 7 UKP before registering the
domain
name and granting access to my name servers.

Oh yeah?
Androcles


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User: "Tom Moore"

Title: Re: Understanding spoofs, satire, and parody. 01 Feb 2005 08:22:01 PM
"Androcles" <Androcles@ MyPlace.org> wrote:

I don't ask any questions when selling domain names,
.org or anything else. The only thing I check is
that I have 7 UKP before registering the domain
name and granting access to my name servers.



Oh yeah?

Yes. For the ordinary US TLDs, co.uk and org.uk are 10 UKP for 2 years.
E&OE.
You got a problem with that?
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User: "Androcles Androcles@ MyPlace.org"

Title: Re: Understanding spoofs, satire, and parody. 01 Feb 2005 10:28:42 PM
"Tom Moore" <tom.moore@spamservice.gov.uk> wrote in message
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"Androcles" <Androcles@ MyPlace.org> wrote:

I don't ask any questions when selling domain names,
.org or anything else. The only thing I check is
that I have 7 UKP before registering the domain
name and granting access to my name servers.



Oh yeah?


Yes. For the ordinary US TLDs, co.uk and org.uk are 10 UKP for 2
years.

E&OE.

You got a problem with that?

Look above. Who are you responding to?
Androcles.


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User: "Tom Moore"

Title: Re: Understanding spoofs, satire, and parody. 02 Feb 2005 10:05:14 AM
"Androcles" <Androcles@ MyPlace.org> wrote:

Yes. For the ordinary US TLDs, co.uk
and org.uk are 10 UKP for 2 years.
You got a problem with that?


Look above. Who are you responding to?

Basildon man, using Outlook Excuse. Having lived in Pitsea, I know about
Basildon man, to the extent that "Basildon man" is not a contradiction in
terms.
Basildon man can pay the same as everyone else. Not as if Basildon is
about to secede from the United Kingdom in favour of the adopting Euro, is
it?
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User: "Androcles Androcles@ MyPlace.org"

Title: Re: Understanding spoofs, satire, and parody. 02 Feb 2005 01:25:34 PM
"Tom Moore" <tom.moore@spamservice.gov.uk> wrote in message
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"Androcles" <Androcles@ MyPlace.org> wrote:

Yes. For the ordinary US TLDs, co.uk
and org.uk are 10 UKP for 2 years.


You got a problem with that?


Look above. Who are you responding to?


Basildon man, using Outlook Excuse. Having lived in Pitsea, I know
about
Basildon man, to the extent that "Basildon man" is not a contradiction
in
terms.

Basildon man can pay the same as everyone else. Not as if Basildon is
about to secede from the United Kingdom in favour of the adopting
Euro, is
it?

I dunno, I don't live in Basildon or Pitsea, that's on the other side of
the Thames from here. What am I supposed to pay for?
Androcles.
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User: "Tom Moore"

Title: Re: Understanding spoofs, satire, and parody. 02 Feb 2005 02:29:21 PM
"Androcles" <Androcles@ MyPlace.org> wrote:

Look above. Who are you responding to?


Basildon man, using Outlook Excuse.

I dunno, I don't live in Basildon or Pitsea,
that's on the other side of the Thames from here.

Cough.

What am I supposed to pay for?

Your own mendacity (look it up) would be a reasonable start.
Try to bring your lies up to a level where they are at least worthy of some
contempt.
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User: "Uncle Al"

Title: Re: Understanding spoofs, satire, and parody. 01 Feb 2005 12:29:42 PM
Nuki Mouse wrote:


Don't let this fool you, this is actually taken from a very large and
elaborate parody site called the "Broomleigh Baptist Church." It spoofs
ultra right-wing fundamentalist Christian churches, by using hyperbole and
satire.

More than the original products routinely muster? Impressive!

Check out their webpage http://www.church.broomleigh.org/

Gene Scott would give them a run for their money.

I especially liked the do it yourself circumcise guide
http://www.broomleigh.org/church/pop-ups/circumcise.html
and the Rapture Alert system
http://www.broomleigh.org/church/nemo/rapture.html

Why isn't somebody selling Rapture insurance?
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/rapture.htm

BTW, don't let the .org fool you. Anyone can get a .org domain for a parody
site if it is non-commercial, and it is non profit making.

Washington is missing a bet.
[snip]
--
Uncle Al
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/
(Toxic URL! Unsafe for children and most mammals)
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/qz.pdf
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User: "Richard Herring"

Title: Re: Understanding Roman Catholicism 31 Jan 2005 07:33:58 AM
In message <Xns95EECB76ACA42paulhelmrochdalegovu@127.0.0.1>, some sock
puppet writes
[possible defamation snipped]
It's a Tom Moore "Joe job". He's lifted the website content from the
entertaining "Landover Baptist" site http://www.landoverbaptist.org/ and
substituted the names of people he wants to persecute.
--
Richard Herring
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User: "Alex Green"

Title: Re: Understanding Roman Catholicism 03 Feb 2005 04:06:27 AM
Paul Helm <paul.helm@rochdale.gov.uk> wrote in message news:<Xns95EECB76ACA42paulhelmrochdalegovu@127.0.0.1>...
Paul Helm, this is a physics forum. Please post somewhere else. BTW I
don't like your need to hate. Stop hating and go away.
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User: "Richard Herring"

Title: Re: Understanding Roman Catholicism 03 Feb 2005 04:54:48 AM
In message <42c8441.0502030206.727f98ba@posting.google.com>, Alex Green
<dralexgreen@yahoo.co.uk> writes

Paul Helm <paul.helm@rochdale.gov.uk> wrote in message
news:<Xns95EECB76ACA42paulhelmrochdalegovu@127.0.0.1>...

Paul Helm, this is a physics forum. Please post somewhere else. BTW I
don't like your need to hate. Stop hating and go away.

"Paul Helm" is actually Tom Moore.
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Tom+Moore%22+Broomleigh
will tell you more than you want to know.
--
Richard Herring
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User: "Daryl McCullough"

Title: Re: Understanding Roman Catholicism 30 Jan 2005 07:50:28 PM
Paul Helm says...

So say “farewell, ” “goodbye,” “hope the heat doesn’t get to you” to all
your Catholic friends. For one thing is certain. There is no room in
Heaven for Mary-loving, incense-burning, Pope-adoring, candle-lighting,
apparition-seeing, statue-slobbering, ring-kissing, wafer-eating, stained
glass-loving, altar-boy banging, mackarel-snapping idol-worshipers!

If God offers me the choice of spending eternity in torment along
with the Jews, Buddhists, Hindus and atheists, or eternity in paradise
with His smug, intolerant, anti-intellectual followers, I think I'll
take Hell. Pleasant neighbors count a lot with me, when I'm planning
on spending a long time in one place.
--
Daryl McCullough
Ithaca, NY
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User: "Uncle Al"

Title: Re: Understanding Roman Catholicism 30 Jan 2005 03:30:54 PM
Paul Helm wrote:


Anyone can call himself a Christian, but that doesn’t make it so.

[snip crap]
On the contrary, idiot, it absolutely does. The Church of Rome will
take anything that tosses, money, professes allegence, and pops out
babies. The One True Church cherishes all of sub-Sahara Africa with a
vengeance. Babies, bloodshed, and death are Yahweh's calling cards.
Getting shut of it is wholly another matter.

Anyone
can quote the Bible, but that doesn’t make him saved.

[snip crap]
Like Scientology, money makes it happen.

They go by names like Mormons,

[snip crap]
The Mormons took Utah - nobody's idea of a good time in its original
state - and pretty much turned it into a paradise where children are
meaningfully educated and adults don't fear each other. It's clean,
orderly, prosperous, and joyful. It has a future worth anticipating.
Utah is one of the very few Christian enclaves that is not a mournful
shithole.
Tell us about Yahweh's niggers in Detroit or Yahweh's spics in Los
Angeles. Test of faith!

Homosexuality is not merely something the Catholics have overlooked and
ignored. It is something they have actively promoted.

Roman Catholciism is celebration and recruitment of male and female
homosexuals - Yahweh's little joke.
[snip rest of crap]
--
Uncle Al
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/
(Toxic URL! Unsafe for children and most mammals)
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/qz.pdf
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User: "Androcles"

Title: Re: Understanding Roman Catholicism 30 Jan 2005 07:16:18 PM
"Uncle Al" <UncleAl0@hate.spam.net> wrote in message
news:41FD520E.408CD588@hate.spam.net...

Paul Helm wrote:


Anyone can call himself a Christian, but that doesn't make it so.

[snip crap]

On the contrary, idiot, it absolutely does.

Schwartz ("Uncle" Alice) gets his rocks off by following his
own standard procedure:
1) Snip and say "[snip crap]". (Schwartz doesn't actually read the
post.)
2) Insult to poster by saying "psychotic imbecile".
This, Schwartz finds thrilling.
Nobody else gives a damn, but Schwartz is happy.
The best way to deal with Schwartz is simply ignore the idiot,
but failing that, follow his own procedure, its all he'll ever
understand anyway.
Then you'll have a long thread of
[snip crap]
You are a psychotic imbecile.
[snip crap]
You are a psychotic imbecile.
[snip crap]
You are a psychotic imbecile.
[snip crap]
You are a psychotic imbecile.
[snip crap]
You are a psychotic imbecile.
[snip crap]
You are a psychotic imbecile.
[snip crap]
You are a psychotic imbecile.
ad infinitum ad nausem
This demonstrates that one of the two parties involved really IS
psychotic, and believe me, I've tested the theory, Schwartz WILL have
the last word.
Androcles.
.
User: "glbrad01"

Title: Re: Understanding Roman Catholicism 30 Jan 2005 10:00:15 PM
"Androcles" <dummy@dummy.com> wrote in message
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"Uncle Al" <UncleAl0@hate.spam.net> wrote in message
news:41FD520E.408CD588@hate.spam.net...

Paul Helm wrote:


Anyone can call himself a Christian, but that doesn't make it so.

[snip crap]

On the contrary, idiot, it absolutely does.


Schwartz ("Uncle" Alice) gets his rocks off by following his
own standard procedure:

1) Snip and say "[snip crap]". (Schwartz doesn't actually read the post.)
2) Insult to poster by saying "psychotic imbecile".

This, Schwartz finds thrilling.

Nobody else gives a damn, but Schwartz is happy.

The best way to deal with Schwartz is simply ignore the idiot,
but failing that, follow his own procedure, its all he'll ever understand
anyway.

Then you'll have a long thread of

[snip crap]
You are a psychotic imbecile.
[snip crap]
You are a psychotic imbecile.
[snip crap]
You are a psychotic imbecile.
[snip crap]
You are a psychotic imbecile.
[snip crap]
You are a psychotic imbecile.
[snip crap]
You are a psychotic imbecile.
[snip crap]
You are a psychotic imbecile.

ad infinitum ad nausem

This demonstrates that one of the two parties involved really IS
psychotic, and believe me, I've tested the theory, Schwartz WILL have the
last word.

Androcles.

Everyone has a God and a religion. No exceptions. Some try to live up to
their religion but being active life rather being solid statues of course
will never make it. On the other hand, others do manage to live down to
their religion. Down and down and down and down.....
Brad
.
User: "Androcles"

Title: Re: Understanding Roman Catholicism 31 Jan 2005 08:59:23 AM
"glbrad01" <glbrad01@insightbb.com> wrote in message
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"Androcles" <dummy@dummy.com> wrote in message
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"Uncle Al" <UncleAl0@hate.spam.net> wrote in message
news:41FD520E.408CD588@hate.spam.net...

Paul Helm wrote:


Anyone can call himself a Christian, but that doesn't make it so.

[snip crap]

On the contrary, idiot, it absolutely does.


Schwartz ("Uncle" Alice) gets his rocks off by following his
own standard procedure:

1) Snip and say "[snip crap]". (Schwartz doesn't actually read the
post.)
2) Insult to poster by saying "psychotic imbecile".

This, Schwartz finds thrilling.

Nobody else gives a damn, but Schwartz is happy.

The best way to deal with Schwartz is simply ignore the idiot,
but failing that, follow his own procedure, its all he'll ever
understand anyway.

Then you'll have a long thread of

[snip crap]
You are a psychotic imbecile.
[snip crap]
You are a psychotic imbecile.
[snip crap]
You are a psychotic imbecile.
[snip crap]
You are a psychotic imbecile.
[snip crap]
You are a psychotic imbecile.
[snip crap]
You are a psychotic imbecile.
[snip crap]
You are a psychotic imbecile.

ad infinitum ad nausem

This demonstrates that one of the two parties involved really IS
psychotic, and believe me, I've tested the theory, Schwartz WILL have
the last word.

Androcles.


Everyone has a God and a religion. No exceptions.

Bollocks. I'm one exception.
Androcles.
.
User: "Rev Dr Dick Foot"

Title: Re: Understanding Roman Catholicism 31 Jan 2005 01:21:20 PM
"Androcles" <dummy@dummy.com> wrote:

Everyone has a God and a religion. No exceptions.


Bollocks. I'm one exception.

Should be "everyone has a god and a religion. No exceptions."
That could be true, but it is entirely definitional and meaningless.
--
Rev Dr Pastor ***** F Foot BA, DD, FFD
The Guardian of English Christianity
Broomleigh Baptist Church AG (Zurich)
111 Lime Walk, Chelmsford CM2 9NJ, Great Britain
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User: ""

Title: Re: Understanding Roman Catholicism 30 Jan 2005 10:18:40 PM
glbrad01 wrote:

Everyone has a God and a religion.

Who would you say was Stalin's God and what would you say was his
religion?

No exceptions.

How about Victor's God and religion?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A269840/
Victor, a boy of about 11 or 12, was discovered foraging for roots and
acorns in the woods near Aveyron, France in 1799. Victor was taken to
Paris, where he appeared to be human only in appearance. Victor behaved
like an animal, ate rotten food with pleasure, was incapable of
distinguishing hot from cold, and spent much of his time rocking back
and forth like a caged animal. Victor was taken into the care of the
brilliant scientist, Dr Jean-Marc-Gaspard Itard, who dedicated himself
to the education of the boy. Victor proved to be a very difficult
subject. Over the years, Victor only learned two terms, 'lait', and 'oh
Dieu'1. His sense of touch seemed to be far more important than his
sense of sight, he did not demonstrate an ability to distinguish right
from wrong, and like Peter before him, he was indifferent to sex. He
did however, learn some menial tasks, such as setting a table. Victor
lived the rest of his life in the care of his housekeeper, and died in
1828 at the age of 40.
.


User: "Rev Dr Dick Foot"

Title: Re: Understanding Roman Catholicism 30 Jan 2005 07:46:39 PM
"Androcles" <dummy@dummy.com> wrote:

You are a psychotic imbecile.

Thank you for your help.
In Christ,
--
Rev Dr Pastor ***** F Foot BA, DD, FFD
The Guardian of English Christianity
Broomleigh Baptist Church AG (Zurich)
111 Lime Walk, Chelmsford CM2 9NJ, Great Britain
http://www.church.broomleigh.org/
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User: "Androcles"

Title: Re: Understanding Roman Catholicism 30 Jan 2005 11:00:29 PM
"Rev Dr ***** Foot" <customer.service@broomleigh.org.uk> wrote in message
news:Xns95EF11AFA8FACcustomerservicebroom@127.0.0.1...

"Androcles" <dummy@dummy.com> wrote:

You are a psychotic imbecile.



Thank you for your help.

You 've got me wrong, buddy. I've a beef with the fucking imbecile
Schwartz simply because he spews his crap on autopilot, but that doesn't
mean
I give a ***** for your dumb religion.
Androcles
.
User: "Rev Dr Dick Foot"

Title: Re: Understanding Roman Catholicism 31 Jan 2005 05:55:43 AM
"Androcles" <dummy@dummy.com> wrote:

You 've got me wrong, buddy. I've a beef with the
fucking imbecile Schwartz simply because he spews
his crap on autopilot, but that doesn't mean
I give a ***** for your dumb religion.

All right. Fucking thanks to you, and fucking thanks to your mate for the
new background on our new main page.
http://church.broomleigh.org/main.html
In Christ,
--
Rev Dr Pastor ***** F Foot BA, DD, FFD
The Guardian of English Christianity
Broomleigh Baptist Church AG (Zurich)
111 Lime Walk, Chelmsford CM2 9NJ, Great Britain
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User: "Androcles"

Title: Re: Understanding Roman Catholicism 31 Jan 2005 09:08:13 AM
"Rev Dr ***** Foot" <customer.service@broomleigh.org.uk> wrote in message
news:Xns95EF78F28F708customerservicebroom@127.0.0.1...

"Androcles" <dummy@dummy.com> wrote:

You 've got me wrong, buddy. I've a beef with the
fucking imbecile Schwartz simply because he spews
his crap on autopilot, but that doesn't mean
I give a ***** for your dumb religion.



All right. Fucking thanks to you, and fucking thanks to your mate for
the
new background on our new main page.

Take your ***** out of sci.physics, you arrogant *****. You've no place
here, you are as unwelcome as I would be if I taught mathematics from
your pulpit on a Sunday morning. Just *****, will yer? Go and save
the Jehovah's Witnesses, you can both be a pain in the arse to each
other instead of to those of us that leave you alone.
Androcles.
.
User: "Nuki Mouse"

Title: Re: Understanding Roman Catholicism 31 Jan 2005 11:24:10 PM
"Androcles" <dummy@dummy.com> wrote in message
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[snip]

Take your ***** out of sci.physics, you arrogant *****. You've no place
here, you are as unwelcome as I would be if I taught mathematics from your
pulpit on a Sunday morning. Just *****, will yer? Go and save the
Jehovah's Witnesses, you can both be a pain in the arse to each other
instead of to those of us that leave you alone.

Androcles.

Androcles, you DO know that Dr. Foot is a made up persona and "the
Broomliegh Baptist church" is a parody/satire website making fun of ultra
fundamentalist Christian churches.
In other words he is just yanking your chain to get a rise out of you.
--
"This is just my opinion, I maybe wrong" D. Miller
"Defend free speech! Read a banned book today!" unknown.
"I may not like what you say, but I will defend your right to say it with
my Life" Voltaire
Nuki_Mouse
.
User: "Androcles"

Title: Re: Understanding Roman Catholicism 01 Feb 2005 05:47:21 AM
"Nuki Mouse" <Nuki_mouse@NoSpam.com> wrote in message
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"Androcles" <dummy@dummy.com> wrote in message
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[snip]

Take your ***** out of sci.physics, you arrogant *****. You've no
place here, you are as unwelcome as I would be if I taught
mathematics from your pulpit on a Sunday morning. Just *****, will
yer? Go and save the Jehovah's Witnesses, you can both be a pain in
the arse to each other instead of to those of us that leave you
alone.

Androcles.


Androcles, you DO know that Dr. Foot is a made up persona and "the
Broomliegh Baptist church" is a parody/satire website making fun of
ultra fundamentalist Christian churches.
In other words he is just yanking your chain to get a rise out of you.

Why should I care? Laurel and Hardy, French and Saunders, Androcles and
Foot.
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