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Topic: Science > Physics
User: "Ribeldi"
Date: 05 Oct 2004 07:34:29 AM
Object: underwires, do they work
Any of you out there think that underwires in a bressiere do any good,
I mean provide any support to the equipment?
If so, can you explain the physics of that?
Thanks in advance.
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User: "Charly Coughran"

Title: Re: underwires, do they work 05 Oct 2004 12:33:46 PM
(Ribeldi) wrote in
news:9ad55ccb.0410050434.10e1133b@posting.google.com:

Any of you out there think that underwires in a bressiere do any good,
I mean provide any support to the equipment?

If so, can you explain the physics of that?

Thanks in advance.

The classic paper in this field is "A Stress Analysis of a Strapless
Evening Gown" by Charles E. Siem first published in the late 50s or early
60s.
A copy, complete with illustrations, is available online at
http://gendertree.com/a_stress_analysis_of_a_strapless.htm
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Charly Coughran
ccoughran@DELETE-TO-RESPOND-UCSD.EDU
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User: "Sporkman"

Title: Re: underwires, do they work 05 Oct 2004 07:47:30 PM
The basic principle being that of a cantilevered beam. ;-)
Charly Coughran wrote:

The classic paper in this field is "A Stress Analysis of a Strapless
Evening Gown" by Charles E. Siem first published in the late 50s or early
60s.

A copy, complete with illustrations, is available online at
http://gendertree.com/a_stress_analysis_of_a_strapless.htm

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Charly Coughran
ccoughran@DELETE-TO-RESPOND-UCSD.EDU

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User: "Uncle Al"

Title: Re: underwires, do they work 05 Oct 2004 11:26:58 AM
Ribeldi wrote:


Any of you out there think that underwires in a bressiere do any good,
I mean provide any support to the equipment?

If so, can you explain the physics of that?

Gravity vs. Cooper's droop. The good underwires are Nitinol so modest
deformation undoes during a hot wash. Gotta keep those 38 magnums in
a secure draw holster.
--
Uncle Al
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/
(Toxic URL! Unsafe for children and most mammals)
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/qz.pdf
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User: "G=EMC^2 Glazier"

Title: Re: underwires, do they work 05 Oct 2004 12:41:27 PM
Ribeldi Think anti-gravity. All things sag in time(gravity sees to it )
Up is always in. Bert
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User: "Sam Wormley"

Title: Re: underwires, do they work 05 Oct 2004 04:31:20 PM
G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:


All things sag in time(gravity sees to it )

Up is always in. Bert

Your wife nust be disappointed.
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User: "G=EMC^2 Glazier"

Title: Re: underwires, do they work 07 Oct 2004 04:10:06 PM
Hi Sam Viagra helps take the sag out. My wife worries more about her
sagging behind. Myself I'm a tit man and like when they stick straight
out. Very hard to find. Gravity moves them towards the center of the
Earth first. Bert
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User: "Double-A"

Title: Re: underwires, do they work 10 Oct 2004 04:14:44 AM
(G=EMC^2 Glazier) wrote in message news:<8641-4165B0AE-247@storefull-3176.bay.webtv.net>...

Hi Sam Viagra helps take the sag out. My wife worries more about her
sagging behind.

Don't they do "butt lifts" nowadays?
Double-A
.

User: "Sam Wormley"

Title: Re: underwires, do they work 07 Oct 2004 05:06:19 PM
G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:

Hi Sam Viagra helps take the sag out. My wife worries more about her
sagging behind. Myself I'm a tit man and like when they stick straight
out. Very hard to find. Gravity moves them towards the center of the
Earth first. Bert

Darn spacetime curvature!
.
User: "G=EMC^2 Glazier"

Title: Re: underwires, do they work 07 Oct 2004 05:14:20 PM
Sam Mutual particle attraction Bert
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User: "nightbat"

Title: Re: underwires, do they work 09 Oct 2004 04:56:48 AM
nightbat wrote
G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:


Hi Sam Viagra helps take the sag out. My wife worries more about her
sagging behind. Myself I'm a tit man and like when they stick straight
out. Very hard to find. Gravity moves them towards the center of the
Earth first. Bert

nightbat
Isn't that the underlining abstract mathematical theory basis
for your book friends string and M theory, imaginary invisible
underwires? Bert, this is not a sci fi forum, but a serious physics
international newsgroup community, composed of prominent, contributing,
and world renown scientists and researchers.
Your referencing to site link Sam Wormley about your wife's fear of loss
of tight buns, or your own preference for erect nipples is questionable
subject matter and not relative and for some inappropriate for such a
profound science newsgroup. You have already promised not to talk about
personal sexual practices or include self explicit orientations on these
net science newsgroups yet you can't apparently help yourself. Ok, we
know already of your wife's viagra spiking of your food and your posted
over infatuation with birthday suit out in space ship net group contact
alien Darla, and her tits. But please Bert, some of us are not into wild
spiked up sex, or thoughts of cosmic rumps with alien cuties. Science
posters, for the most part, are into profound science research concepts
and theories, TOE's, GUT's, gravity dynamics, universe understanding,
experiment proposals including their possible outcome evaluation, not
your posted three times a day sex rumps with your wife versus her
wanting you to cut the grass.
Ok, I acknowledge that original post subject question topic on
underwires was leading, and that's all you apparently need to get you
going, but please Bert, control yourself, if nothing else in the name of
science. You must always try to keep separate human deep sexual
instincts from deeper theoretical physics, astro concepts, and net group
science more pensive preoccupation's. Ha, ha, ha, by the way, I like
those Mother Nature perky, gravity defying, particular propensity
subject, female assets, myself.
the nightbat
.
User: ".sSweetMarie"

Title: Re: underwires, do they work 10 Oct 2004 12:51:31 AM
The word is "romp", not "rump". Hopefully, you will digress from
commentary.
This is a perfect demonstration of the failure of modern science: the
failure to communicate ideas--however brilliant they may be--results in
those ideas being mothballed, and forgotten, needing to be rediscovered.
For example, your postulate: "some of us are not into wild
spiked up sex, or thoughts of cosmic rumps with alien cuties" (sic) is
entirely invalid and inspires me to think of pretty alien asses, NOT sex
with pretty aliens. As I am thinking of pretty alien asses, I entirely
forget the original premise: "some of us are not into wild
spiked up sex, or thoughts of cosmic romps with alien cuties", which may
may not be true.
These miscommunications are, in my opinion, the single greatest
stumbling-block in the advancement of science. If all science could be
reduced to terms a layman could understand, if no discoveries had to be
rediscovered, if no time and energy and money was wasted because of
misperception of that which has been understood (but poorly expressed) by
brilliant scientists, our planet would be benefitted greatly by good
science. In actual fact, bad science is killing our planet; if we don't
learn to communicate, and soon, our planet may soon be a dustball.
..sSweetMarie
On Sat, 09 Oct 2004 04:56:48 -0500, nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:


Hi Sam Viagra helps take the sag out. My wife worries more about her
sagging behind. Myself I'm a tit man and like when they stick straight
out. Very hard to find. Gravity moves them towards the center of the
Earth first. Bert


nightbat

Isn't that the underlining abstract mathematical theory basis
for your book friends string and M theory, imaginary invisible
underwires? Bert, this is not a sci fi forum, but a serious physics
international newsgroup community, composed of prominent, contributing,
and world renown scientists and researchers.

Your referencing to site link Sam Wormley about your wife's fear of loss
of tight buns, or your own preference for erect nipples is questionable
subject matter and not relative and for some inappropriate for such a
profound science newsgroup. You have already promised not to talk about
personal sexual practices or include self explicit orientations on these
net science newsgroups yet you can't apparently help yourself. Ok, we
know already of your wife's viagra spiking of your food and your posted
over infatuation with birthday suit out in space ship net group contact
alien Darla, and her tits. But please Bert, some of us are not into wild
spiked up sex, or thoughts of cosmic rumps with alien cuties. Science
posters, for the most part, are into profound science research concepts
and theories, TOE's, GUT's, gravity dynamics, universe understanding,
experiment proposals including their possible outcome evaluation, not
your posted three times a day sex rumps with your wife versus her
wanting you to cut the grass.

Ok, I acknowledge that original post subject question topic on
underwires was leading, and that's all you apparently need to get you
going, but please Bert, control yourself, if nothing else in the name of
science. You must always try to keep separate human deep sexual
instincts from deeper theoretical physics, astro concepts, and net group
science more pensive preoccupation's. Ha, ha, ha, by the way, I like
those Mother Nature perky, gravity defying, particular propensity
subject, female assets, myself.


the nightbat

.
User: "G=EMC^2 Glazier"

Title: Re: underwires, do they work 10 Oct 2004 06:20:01 AM
SweetMarie We live in a very sexy Freudian world. Their is a lot of
science that goes with sex. Sex is more important than food(proven on
NOVA) If not for sex we could not communicate. If not for sex the
universe could not see itself. The more sex we have the better
nature likes it (me to). Safe sex is fun,and takes away tension. I'm a
very nervous kind of guy. My type of sex is so safe I don't have a
cigarette after it. Bert
.

User: "nightbat"

Title: Re: underwires, do they work 10 Oct 2004 05:08:09 AM
nightbat wrote
".sSweetMarie" wrote:

On Sat, 09 Oct 2004 04:56:48 -0500, nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:


Hi Sam Viagra helps take the sag out. My wife worries more about her
sagging behind. Myself I'm a tit man and like when they stick straight
out. Very hard to find. Gravity moves them towards the center of the
Earth first. Bert


nightbat

Isn't that the underlining abstract mathematical theory basis
for your book friends string and M theory, imaginary invisible
underwires? Bert, this is not a sci fi forum, but a serious physics
International newsgroup community, composed of prominent, contributing,
and world renown scientists and researchers.

Your referencing to site link Sam Wormley about your wife's fear of loss
of tight buns, or your own preference for erect nipples is questionable
subject matter and not relative and for some inappropriate for such a
profound science newsgroup. You have already promised not to talk about
personal sexual practices or include self explicit orientations on these
net science newsgroups yet you can't apparently help yourself. Ok, we
know already of your wife's viagra spiking of your food and your posted
over infatuation with birthday suit out in space ship net group contact
alien Darla, and her tits. But please Bert, some of us are not into wild
spiked up sex, or thoughts of cosmic rumps with alien cuties. Science
posters, for the most part, are into profound science research concepts
and theories, TOE's, GUT's, gravity dynamics, universe understanding,
experiment proposals including their possible outcome evaluation, not
your posted three times a day sex rumps with your wife versus her
wanting you to cut the grass.

Ok, I acknowledge that original post subject question topic on
underwires was leading, and that's all you apparently need to get you
going, but please Bert, control yourself, if nothing else in the name of
science. You must always try to keep separate human deep sexual
instincts from deeper theoretical physics, astro concepts, and net group
science more pensive preoccupation's. Ha, ha, ha, by the way, I like
those Mother Nature perky, gravity defying, particular propensity
subject, female assets, myself.


the nightbat


The word is "romp", not "rump". Hopefully, you will digress from
commentary.

This is a perfect demonstration of the failure of modern science: the
failure to communicate ideas--however brilliant they may be--results in
those ideas being mothballed, and forgotten, needing to be rediscovered.

For example, your postulate: "some of us are not into wild
spiked up sex, or thoughts of cosmic rumps with alien cuties" (sic) is
entirely invalid and inspires me to think of pretty alien asses, NOT sex
with pretty aliens. As I am thinking of pretty alien asses, I entirely
forget the original premise: "some of us are not into wild
spiked up sex, or thoughts of cosmic romps with alien cuties", which may
may not be true.

These miscommunications are, in my opinion, the single greatest
stumbling-block in the advancement of science. If all science could be
reduced to terms a layman could understand, if no discoveries had to be
rediscovered, if no time and energy and money was wasted because of
misperception of that which has been understood (but poorly expressed) by
brilliant scientists, our planet would be benefitted greatly by good
science. In actual fact, bad science is killing our planet; if we don't
learn to communicate, and soon, our planet may soon be a dustball.

.sSweetMarie

nightbat
First, ha, ha, ha, ha, your post is funnier then mine. Ok,
..sSweetMarie, top posting corrected, and the word is rump not your
understood romp, for it's all proper framing, with referenced frame
understanding and vivid literary pertinence. For Bert, in which the post
was addressed, understands physical play ( romp ) with an alien is less
possible and more his mental sexual fantasy ( rump ) compelling. He was
discussing with Sam here in sci.physics about his wife's rear, and her
fear of loss of elasticity. A rump in reference to alien Darla's, is one
I or I'm sure no other gentlemen would bother to try explaining to a
female Earth female with a ten foot pole.
I repeat, some of us here in sci.physics nor in other posted referenced
science groups that Bert and I normally post in are not into what Bert
has publicly affirmed being into nor his posted Darla alien possible
interlude masturbating fantasies. However, because of my vivid literary
proficiency and your lurking, you got the correct picture. Bert has no
intentions of romp or playing, for he has proclaimed his seriousness
about the cosmic mysterious cutie, our strange and admitted far advanced
alien Darla in alt.astronomy newsgroup.
Please, .sSweetMarie, I didn't suspect that my addressed to Bert post or
even your own at first admitted correct relayed understood picture might
in your mind or opinion be the fundamental premise for single greatest
stumbling-block in the advancement of science ". After all, I posted in
plain english not deep abstract physics symbols or formulas so as not to
alienate the very lay folks you speak of. I have posted for years on
these newsgroups in plain english about my " Black Comet " theory and to
date most don't know what I'm talking about. Would you prefer the base
unified field formula,
/\ = T3 E
If you wish better lay world science communication, I suggest raising
not lowering school standards, increasing educational funding, one
dominant world language, and you therefore have your work cut out for
yourself. Thankfully we have non liberal domain math to fill in the
cultural differences for now, even if it's not perfect. And you're
thinking pretty alien asses, Darla is admitted part ancestral dolphin
like, ha, ha, what picture are you getting? Bert has posted his three
times a day sex needs of his wife, I do not consider that romping. Still
I had hoped you would get the humor of my post because of the multi
language difficulty of the tower of babble and of course gentlemen to
gentlemen reserve in public forum. At least Bert the addressed poster
got it, and I am always respectful to Earth females, including posted
possibility of extraterrestrial and scientific checked passion aroused
for purported alien admitted ones. Alien Darla is admitted twin sexed,
not my cup of tea, but Bert's admitted fantasy cosmic girl.
the nightbat
.
User: ".sSweetMarie"

Title: Re: underwires, do they work 10 Oct 2004 11:46:36 PM
On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 05:08:09 -0500, nightbat wrote:
<SNIP>

.sSweetMarie, top posting corrected, and the word is rump not your
understood romp, for it's all proper framing, with referenced frame
understanding and vivid literary pertinence. For Bert, in which the post
was addressed, understands physical play ( romp ) with an alien is less
possible and more his mental sexual fantasy ( rump ) compelling.

<SNIP>

Please, .sSweetMarie, I didn't suspect that my addressed to Bert post or
even your own at first admitted correct relayed understood picture might
in your mind or opinion be the fundamental premise for single greatest
stumbling-block in the advancement of science ". After all, I posted in
plain english not deep abstract physics symbols or formulas so as not to
alienate the very lay folks you speak of. I have posted for years on
these newsgroups in plain english about my " Black Comet " theory and to
date most don't know what I'm talking about.

<SNIP>

If you wish better lay world science communication, I suggest raising
not lowering school standards, increasing educational funding, one
dominant world language . . .

<SNIP>

the nightbat

I guess we realy should raise school standards. Please excuse my ranting
ignorance, I was unaware of that definition of "rump". I guess I'd have
to hear it again, in context, to understand.
<.smtrying>
I have a rump about having a romp with Sheryl Crow.
</.smtrying>
Somehow, it just doesn't sound right.
..sSweetMarie
.
User: "nightbat"

Title: Re: underwires, do they work 12 Oct 2004 06:40:15 AM
nightbat wrote
".sSweetMarie" wrote:


On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 05:08:09 -0500, nightbat wrote:

<SNIP>

.sSweetMarie, top posting corrected, and the word is rump not your
understood romp, for it's all proper framing, with referenced frame
understanding and vivid literary pertinence. For Bert, in which the post
was addressed, understands physical play ( romp ) with an alien is less
possible and more his mental sexual fantasy ( rump ) compelling.


<SNIP>

Please, .sSweetMarie, I didn't suspect that my addressed to Bert post or
even your own at first admitted correct relayed understood picture might
in your mind or opinion be the fundamental premise for single greatest
stumbling-block in the advancement of science ". After all, I posted in
plain english not deep abstract physics symbols or formulas so as not to
alienate the very lay folks you speak of. I have posted for years on
these newsgroups in plain english about my " Black Comet " theory and to
date most don't know what I'm talking about.


<SNIP>

If you wish better lay world science communication, I suggest raising
not lowering school standards, increasing educational funding, one
dominant world language . . .


<SNIP>

the nightbat


I guess we realy should raise school standards. Please excuse my ranting
ignorance, I was unaware of that definition of "rump". I guess I'd have
to hear it again, in context, to understand.

<.smtrying>
I have a rump about having a romp with Sheryl Crow.
</.smtrying>

Somehow, it just doesn't sound right.

.sSweetMarie

nightbat
Many times things out of context just don't sound right, or
their meanings are altered completely. Inside joke and slang
understanding complicates it more just as particular discipline
customary terms and symbols can be outside subject alienating. If you
stay tuned, our Darla queen of the cloud jumping cosmic skies will
hopefully return so you can get a glimpse of what all the fuss is about.
For Bert, I'm afraid it's hopeless, if asked to ever go take a space
ride with our exotic alien cutie, he'd be gone in a Boston minute.
the nightbat
.


User: "Double-A"

Title: Re: underwires, do they work 10 Oct 2004 05:58:27 PM
nightbat <nightbat@home.ffni.com> wrote in message news:<41690A09.6FFBC7BF@home.ffni.com>...

nightbat wrote

He was
discussing with Sam here in sci.physics about his wife's rear, and her
fear of loss of elasticity.

So what was Sam's view on that?
Did I miss it?
Double-A
.
User: "Sam Wormley"

Title: Re: underwires, do they work 10 Oct 2004 07:28:21 PM
Double-A wrote:

nightbat <nightbat@home.ffni.com> wrote in message news:<41690A09.6FFBC7BF@home.ffni.com>...

nightbat wrote

He was
discussing with Sam here in sci.physics about his wife's rear, and her
fear of loss of elasticity.




So what was Sam's view on that?

Did I miss it?

Double-A

We (Herb) need(s) to make a measurement
http://hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu/hbase/permot3.html
.









User: "Sam Wormley"

Title: Re: underwires, do they work 05 Oct 2004 08:30:20 AM
Ribeldi wrote:

Any of you out there think that underwires in a bressiere do any good,
I mean provide any support to the equipment?

If so, can you explain the physics of that?

See: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=stiffness
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