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Topic: Science > Physics
User: "Radium"
Date: 30 May 2007 10:30:00 PM
Object: Very OT: Uncle Al really cracks me up
His following post is extremely funny.
Uncle Al wrote in http://groups.google.com/group/sci.physics/msg/a12df49b5c58eacb?dmode=source&hl=en&output=gplain
:

Anomaly Magnetism wrote:


The quantum of light is the "photon"

The quantum of sound is the "sonon" [phonon?]

A ***** smell arises.

AKA the following:
1. A buhulshit smell arises
2. Smell of ***** arises
3. Smell of ***** arises...
4. Smell of ***** arises o o o (musically)
5. Smell of ***** arises period period period
6. Smell of ***** arises... getting stronger
7. A ***** smell arises o o o (musically)
8. BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULSHIT!

The quantums of electricity are "electron", "proton", "positron", and
"anti-proton"

Agrammatical idiot.

AKA the following:
1. The idiot has no grammer
2. Idiot without grammer
3. AAAAgrammatical idiot
4. A-A-A-Agrammatical idiot.

The quantums of heat would then be the "thermon" [or "pyron"].
Right??? If not, what is it?? It cannot be the photon or phonon for
reasons described above.

[snip]
Go crack a physics book. Your bellybutton lint is lying to you.

AKA the following:
1. Go clean your belly-button lint
2. Go clean your belly-button lint you
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuureep.
.

User: ""

Title: Re: Very OT: Uncle Al really cracks me up 01 Jun 2007 07:19:36 PM
On May 30, 11:30 pm, Radium <gluceg...@gmail.com> wrote:

His following post is extremely funny.

Uncle Al wrote inhttp://groups.google.com/group/sci.physics/msg/a12df49b5c58eacb?dmode...
:

Anomaly Magnetism wrote:


The quantum of light is the "photon"


The quantum of sound is the "sonon" [phonon?]

A ***** smell arises.


AKA the following:
1. A buhulshit smell arises
2. Smell of ***** arises
3. Smell of ***** arises...
4. Smell of ***** arises o o o (musically)
5. Smell of ***** arises period period period
6. Smell of ***** arises... getting stronger
7. A ***** smell arises o o o (musically)
8. BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULSHIT!

The quantums of electricity are "electron", "proton", "positron", and
"anti-proton"

Agrammatical idiot.


AKA the following:
1. The idiot has no grammer
2. Idiot without grammer
3. AAAAgrammatical idiot
4. A-A-A-Agrammatical idiot.

The quantums of heat would then be the "thermon" [or "pyron"].
Right??? If not, what is it?? It cannot be the photon or phonon for
reasons described above.

[snip]
Go crack a physics book. Your bellybutton lint is lying to you.


AKA the following:
1. Go clean your belly-button lint
2. Go clean your belly-button lint you
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuureep.

I suppose that long exposure to that sort of tripe can sensitize one.
Considering the gross magnitude of the offense
Al was far too kind. He's just an old softie at heart after all.
MadDog
.

User: "Autymn D. C."

Title: Re: Very OT: Uncle Al really cracks me up 31 May 2007 07:25:17 AM
grammar
.
User: "Radium"

Title: Re: Very OT: Uncle Al really cracks me up 01 Jun 2007 06:20:06 PM
On May 31, 5:25 am, "Autymn D. C." <lysde...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

grammar

Well Uncle Al, are you gonna say something?
.
User: "Eric Gisse"

Title: Re: Very OT: Uncle Al really cracks me up 01 Jun 2007 07:20:35 PM
On Jun 1, 4:20 pm, Radium <gluceg...@gmail.com> wrote:

On May 31, 5:25 am, "Autymn D. C." <lysde...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

grammar


Well Uncle Al, are you gonna say something?

He does not care, and neither do any of the people in the 5 newsgroups
you crossposted to.
.




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