| Topic: |
Science > Physics |
| User: |
"*" |
| Date: |
05 Aug 2005 03:53:47 AM |
| Object: |
VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, July 2005 |
POST REPLIES TO AUK.
Here follows the one true ballot for the July 2005 Usenet Kook awards.
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's
discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
12:00 noon GMT on August 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time
the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote Yes or No.)
Spanish 419 "Nigerian" scammers
KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
Ed Conrad
The fam.* hierarchy
Tom Bishop
none of the above
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
Chuck Lysaght
Mark Ferguson
Paine Ellsworth, alias Painius
none of the above
COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
Charles D Bohne
Joseph Bartlo
Tom Bishop
none of the above
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
Alexa Cameron
Sylvia Sullivan
neither of the above
BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.)
soc.men
Spam Reporting & SuN Tsu
neither of the above
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote for one.)
Mark Ferguson
Vito Kuhn
neither of the above
GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote Yes or No.)
Jay Stevens, alias Dr Jai Maharaj
JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
Joseph Bartlo
soc.men
Tom Bishop
none of the above
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote for one.)
Azure
Mark Ferguson
neither of the above
TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote for one.)
Pastor Steve Winter
Tom Bishop
neither of the above
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
Ed Conrad
Stephen P Vanier
neither of the above
72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (Vote for one.)
George E Hammond
Jologicon
neither of the above
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)
Steve Young
Sylvia Sullivan
SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER (Vote for
one.)
Brad Guth
Steve Young
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one.)
Michael Jackson fans
soc.men
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
Fred
Sean Monaghan
neither of the above
HAMMER OF THOR (Vote Yes or No.)
Aratzio
HAMMER OF THOR (Vote Yes or No.)
Cujo DeSockpuppet
HAMMER OF THOR (Vote Yes or No.)
Dr Flonkenstein
--
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<http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/>
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| User: "Archived Chad" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, July 2005 |
05 Aug 2005 10:44:04 AM |
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"*" <khronixenator@gmail.com> wrote in news:1123232027.390169.325050
@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
POST REPLIES TO AUK.
Here follows the one true ballot for the July 2005 Usenet Kook
awards.
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
Wrangler's
discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to
AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until
12:00 noon GMT on August 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next
time
the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
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BOBO AWARD (Vote Yes or No.)
Spanish 419 "Nigerian" scammers
KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
Ed Conrad
The fam.* hierarchy
Tom Bishop
none of the above
No Chad Bryant listed ruins any hopes for creditability this might have
had.
Archived
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| User: "Mark Fergerson" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, July 2005 |
05 Aug 2005 10:49:25 AM |
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* wrote:
POST REPLIES TO AUK.
Go ***** yourself. I post where I please.
Here follows the one true ballot for the July 2005 Usenet Kook awards.
And... you're qualified to post this because...?
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's
discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Well, nice to know the democratic process is completely respected
by whatever kook thought this up.
<snippage in complete defiance of your steenkin' "rules">
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
Mark Ferguson
If you're going to nominate me for something as silly as this,
the least you could do is spell my name correctly. Oh, and while
you're at it, a precis of why a given nominee qualifies in a given
category (or categories) would help. Also, which month, and which
group, exactly?
COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
Author of this ballot. (For posting under a pseudonym, from
_Google groups_, no less!)
<more snippage>
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote for one.)
Mark Ferguson
Who the ***** is (was?) George Pickett, and why should I care?
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote for one.)
Mark Ferguson
Gee, I must have really pissed you off. What specific idiocy of
yours did I point out as such? ("Nth Complexity", is that you?)
Mark L. Fergerson
PS please note correct spelling for future reference
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| User: "Sean Monaghan" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, July 2005 |
05 Aug 2005 04:29:06 PM |
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Mark Fergerson wrote:
* wrote:
POST REPLIES TO AUK.
Go ***** yourself. I post where I please.
Here follows the one true ballot for the July 2005 Usenet Kook
awards.
And... you're qualified to post this because...?
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the
Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to
AUK >> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the
ballot >> * you have officially been declared non-existent
Well, nice to know the democratic process is completely respected
by whatever kook thought this up.
<snippage in complete defiance of your steenkin' "rules">
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
Mark Ferguson
If you're going to nominate me for something as silly as this,
the least you could do is spell my name correctly. Oh, and while
you're at it, a precis of why a given nominee qualifies in a given
category (or categories) would help. Also, which month, and which
group, exactly?
COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
Author of this ballot. (For posting under a pseudonym, from
_Google groups_, no less!)
<more snippage>
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote for one.)
Mark Ferguson
Who the ***** is (was?) George Pickett, and why should I care?
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote for one.)
Mark Ferguson
Gee, I must have really pissed you off. What specific idiocy of
yours did I point out as such? ("Nth Complexity", is that you?)
Mark L. Fergerson
PS please note correct spelling for future reference
Who's this - *another* Fergie?
--
Sean Monaghan
Kook Kard Deck - http://www.petitmorte.net/sean/kookdeck/
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| User: "PJR" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, July 2005 |
05 Aug 2005 05:08:25 PM |
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On Friday 05 August 2005, Sean Monaghan wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
Mark Fergerson wrote:
* wrote:
POST REPLIES TO AUK.
Go ***** yourself. I post where I please.
Here follows the one true ballot for the July 2005 Usenet Kook
awards.
And... you're qualified to post this because...?
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the
Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to
AUK >> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the
ballot >> * you have officially been declared non-existent
Well, nice to know the democratic process is completely respected
by whatever kook thought this up.
<snippage in complete defiance of your steenkin' "rules">
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
Mark Ferguson
If you're going to nominate me for something as silly as this,
the least you could do is spell my name correctly. Oh, and while
you're at it, a precis of why a given nominee qualifies in a given
category (or categories) would help. Also, which month, and which
group, exactly?
COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
Author of this ballot. (For posting under a pseudonym, from
_Google groups_, no less!)
<more snippage>
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote for one.)
Mark Ferguson
Who the ***** is (was?) George Pickett, and why should I care?
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote for one.)
Mark Ferguson
Gee, I must have really pissed you off. What specific idiocy of
yours did I point out as such? ("Nth Complexity", is that you?)
Mark L. Fergerson
PS please note correct spelling for future reference
Who's this - *another* Fergie?
One can never have too many Fergies. It's the poast count that
matters.
PJR :-)
--
alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
[To reply by email, remove "NOSPAM".]
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| User: "Gary L. Burnore" |
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| Title: Attn: FNVW - K0TM Nomination for the Boyfucker |
05 Aug 2005 06:57:11 PM |
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On Fri, 05 Aug 2005 08:49:25 -0700, Mark Fergerson <nunya@biz.ness>
wrote:
* wrote:
POST REPLIES TO AUK.
Go ***** yourself. I post where I please.
You have no choice, boyfucker/
Here follows the one true ballot for the July 2005 Usenet Kook awards.
And... you're qualified to post this because...?
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's
discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Well, nice to know the democratic process is completely respected
by whatever kook thought this up.
<snippage in complete defiance of your steenkin' "rules">
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
Mark Ferguson
If you're going to nominate me for something as silly as this,
the least you could do is spell my name correctly. Oh, and while
you're at it, a precis of why a given nominee qualifies in a given
category (or categories) would help. Also, which month, and which
group, exactly?
Ok. So it's time. I hereby nominate my pet dog, Mark the boyfucker
Ferguson, for K00K of the month.
--
gburnore@databasix dot com
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| User: "Cujo DeSockpuppet" |
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| Title: NOMINATION:Re: Attn: FNVW - K0TM Nomination for the Boyfucker |
05 Aug 2005 10:01:50 PM |
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Gary L. Burnore <gburnore@databasix.com> wrote in
news:dd0uct$gdn$9@chihuahua.databasix.com:
On Fri, 05 Aug 2005 08:49:25 -0700, Mark Fergerson <nunya@biz.ness>
wrote:
* wrote:
POST REPLIES TO AUK.
Go ***** yourself. I post where I please.
You have no choice, boyfucker/
Here follows the one true ballot for the July 2005 Usenet Kook
awards.
And... you're qualified to post this because...?
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
Wrangler's discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to
AUK * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the
ballot * you have officially been declared non-existent
Well, nice to know the democratic process is completely respected
by whatever kook thought this up.
<snippage in complete defiance of your steenkin' "rules">
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
Mark Ferguson
If you're going to nominate me for something as silly as this,
the least you could do is spell my name correctly. Oh, and while
you're at it, a precis of why a given nominee qualifies in a given
category (or categories) would help. Also, which month, and which
group, exactly?
Ok. So it's time. I hereby nominate my pet dog, Mark the boyfucker
Ferguson, for K00K of the month.
Seconded. A pity there's no "Red-Headed Stepchild Award" for the
beatings this fucking idiot has taken.
--
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in
dfw.*, alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych.
Winner of the 8/2000 & 2/2003 HL&S award. Hail Petitmorte!
Colonel of the Fanatic Legion. FL# 555-PLNTY Motto: ABUNDANCE!.
Charter Member - Digital Brownshirts and Library Gestapo.
"Its so comforting knowing you will never have a man." - Ed whispering
sweet nothings to his blowup doll.
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| User: "Woodchuck Bill" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION:Re: Attn: FNVW - K0TM Nomination for the Boyfucker |
05 Aug 2005 11:24:26 PM |
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Cujo DeSockpuppet <cujo@petitmorte.net> wrote in
news:dd196t$373$3@oliveloaf.databasix.com:
Gary L. Burnore <gburnore@databasix.com> wrote in
news:dd0uct$gdn$9@chihuahua.databasix.com:
On Fri, 05 Aug 2005 08:49:25 -0700, Mark Fergerson
<nunya@biz.ness> wrote:
* wrote:
POST REPLIES TO AUK.
Go ***** yourself. I post where I please.
You have no choice, boyfucker/
Here follows the one true ballot for the July 2005 Usenet Kook
awards.
And... you're qualified to post this because...?
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the
Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting
to AUK * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of
the ballot * you have officially been declared non-existent
Well, nice to know the democratic process is completely
respected
by whatever kook thought this up.
<snippage in complete defiance of your steenkin' "rules">
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
Mark Ferguson
If you're going to nominate me for something as silly as this,
the least you could do is spell my name correctly. Oh, and while
you're at it, a precis of why a given nominee qualifies in a
given category (or categories) would help. Also, which month, and
which group, exactly?
Ok. So it's time. I hereby nominate my pet dog, Mark the
boyfucker Ferguson, for K00K of the month.
Seconded. A pity there's no "Red-Headed Stepchild Award" for the
beatings this fucking idiot has taken.
Thirded.
--
Bill
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| User: "Art Deco" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION:Re: Attn: FNVW - K0TM Nomination for the Boyfucker |
06 Aug 2005 01:02:00 AM |
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Woodchuck Bill <bwr607@hotmail.com> wrote:
Cujo DeSockpuppet <cujo@petitmorte.net> wrote in
news:dd196t$373$3@oliveloaf.databasix.com:
Gary L. Burnore <gburnore@databasix.com> wrote in
news:dd0uct$gdn$9@chihuahua.databasix.com:
On Fri, 05 Aug 2005 08:49:25 -0700, Mark Fergerson
<nunya@biz.ness> wrote:
* wrote:
POST REPLIES TO AUK.
Go ***** yourself. I post where I please.
You have no choice, boyfucker/
Here follows the one true ballot for the July 2005 Usenet Kook
awards.
And... you're qualified to post this because...?
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the
Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting
to AUK * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of
the ballot * you have officially been declared non-existent
Well, nice to know the democratic process is completely
respected
by whatever kook thought this up.
<snippage in complete defiance of your steenkin' "rules">
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
Mark Ferguson
If you're going to nominate me for something as silly as this,
the least you could do is spell my name correctly. Oh, and while
you're at it, a precis of why a given nominee qualifies in a
given category (or categories) would help. Also, which month, and
which group, exactly?
Ok. So it's time. I hereby nominate my pet dog, Mark the
boyfucker Ferguson, for K00K of the month.
Seconded. A pity there's no "Red-Headed Stepchild Award" for the
beatings this fucking idiot has taken.
Thirded.
Forthed.
--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
"Don't be too envious. Yes, I have got it all. I am rich, I
have a good education, and I am rather good looking .. so
where does that leave you?
C."
-- Charles D. "Chuckweasel" Bohne polishes his ego a bit
"That's what you expect from people who think that the
cyberworld isn't "RL"."
-- Dr. David Tholen, Psychic Astrologer
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| User: "Brian Mailman" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION:Re: Attn: FNVW - K0TM Nomination for the Boyfucker |
06 Aug 2005 12:13:45 PM |
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Art Deco wrote:
Woodchuck Bill <bwr607@hotmail.com> wrote:
Seconded. A pity there's no "Red-Headed Stepchild Award" for the
beatings this fucking idiot has taken.
Thirded.
Forthed.
Considering the groups in the distribution, wouldn't that be "frothed?"
B/
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| User: "Aratzio" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION:Re: Attn: FNVW - K0TM Nomination for the Boyfucker |
06 Aug 2005 09:50:31 PM |
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On Sat, 06 Aug 2005 10:13:45 -0700, Brian Mailman
<bmailman@sfo.invalid> got double secret probation because:
Art Deco wrote:
Woodchuck Bill <bwr607@hotmail.com> wrote:
Seconded. A pity there's no "Red-Headed Stepchild Award" for the
beatings this fucking idiot has taken.
Thirded.
Forthed.
Considering the groups in the distribution, wouldn't that be "frothed?"
B/
Missing alt.config. Fi><ored.
Now everyone strap-on a bowtie and do the figgy!
--
"Sarcasm is on of the best signs of intelligence" - Mark 'lil pumpkin' Ferguson
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| User: "Cujo DeSockpuppet" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION:Re: Attn: FNVW - K0TM Nomination for the Boyfucker |
07 Aug 2005 02:10:44 AM |
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Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
news:1mtaf1t9g5ta5r09mor7a2suard00i0g9o@4ax.com:
On Sat, 06 Aug 2005 10:13:45 -0700, Brian Mailman
<bmailman@sfo.invalid> got double secret probation because:
Art Deco wrote:
Woodchuck Bill <bwr607@hotmail.com> wrote:
Seconded. A pity there's no "Red-Headed Stepchild Award" for the
beatings this fucking idiot has taken.
Thirded.
Forthed.
Considering the groups in the distribution, wouldn't that be "frothed?"
B/
Missing alt.config. Fi><ored.
Now everyone strap-on a bowtie and do the figgy!
You said "strap-on" and "bowtie" in the same sentence. Heh.
--
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in
dfw.*, alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych.
Winner of the 8/2000 & 2/2003 HL&S award. Hail Petitmorte!
Colonel of the Fanatic Legion. FL# 555-PLNTY Motto: ABUNDANCE!.
Charter Member - Digital Brownshirts and Library Gestapo.
"Orion is a star....." - Ed shocks astronomers the world over.
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| User: "Aratzio" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION:Re: Attn: FNVW - K0TM Nomination for the Boyfucker |
07 Aug 2005 10:32:16 AM |
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On Sun, 7 Aug 2005 07:10:44 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
<cujo@petitmorte.net> got double secret probation because:
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
news:1mtaf1t9g5ta5r09mor7a2suard00i0g9o@4ax.com:
On Sat, 06 Aug 2005 10:13:45 -0700, Brian Mailman
<bmailman@sfo.invalid> got double secret probation because:
Art Deco wrote:
Woodchuck Bill <bwr607@hotmail.com> wrote:
Seconded. A pity there's no "Red-Headed Stepchild Award" for the
beatings this fucking idiot has taken.
Thirded.
Forthed.
Considering the groups in the distribution, wouldn't that be "frothed?"
B/
Missing alt.config. Fi><ored.
Now everyone strap-on a bowtie and do the figgy!
You said "strap-on" and "bowtie" in the same sentence. Heh.
<preen>
Someone noticed!
--
"Sarcasm is on of the best signs of intelligence" - Mark 'lil pumpkin' Ferguson
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| User: "ah" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION:Re: Attn: FNVW - K0TM Nomination for the Boyfucker |
07 Aug 2005 05:33:38 PM |
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Aratzio wrote:
On Sun, 7 Aug 2005 07:10:44 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
<cujo@petitmorte.net> got double secret probation because:
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
news:1mtaf1t9g5ta5r09mor7a2suard00i0g9o@4ax.com:
On Sat, 06 Aug 2005 10:13:45 -0700, Brian Mailman
<bmailman@sfo.invalid> got double secret probation because:
Art Deco wrote:
Woodchuck Bill <bwr607@hotmail.com> wrote:
Seconded. A pity there's no "Red-Headed Stepchild Award" for the
beatings this fucking idiot has taken.
Thirded.
Forthed.
Considering the groups in the distribution, wouldn't that be "frothed?"
B/
Missing alt.config. Fi><ored.
Now everyone strap-on a bowtie and do the figgy!
You said "strap-on" and "bowtie" in the same sentence. Heh.
<preen>
Someone noticed!
<cough>
Some of us tried to look the other way.
--
ah fait loucher un bon oeil
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| User: "Aratzio" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION:Re: Attn: FNVW - K0TM Nomination for the Boyfucker |
07 Aug 2005 05:54:44 PM |
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On Sun, 07 Aug 2005 22:33:38 GMT, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> got
double secret probation because:
Aratzio wrote:
On Sun, 7 Aug 2005 07:10:44 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
<cujo@petitmorte.net> got double secret probation because:
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
news:1mtaf1t9g5ta5r09mor7a2suard00i0g9o@4ax.com:
On Sat, 06 Aug 2005 10:13:45 -0700, Brian Mailman
<bmailman@sfo.invalid> got double secret probation because:
Art Deco wrote:
Woodchuck Bill <bwr607@hotmail.com> wrote:
Seconded. A pity there's no "Red-Headed Stepchild Award" for the
beatings this fucking idiot has taken.
Thirded.
Forthed.
Considering the groups in the distribution, wouldn't that be "frothed?"
B/
Missing alt.config. Fi><ored.
Now everyone strap-on a bowtie and do the figgy!
You said "strap-on" and "bowtie" in the same sentence. Heh.
<preen>
Someone noticed!
<cough>
Some of us tried to look the other way.
<snicker>
And still, you could not help yourself.
--
"Sarcasm is on of the best signs of intelligence" - Mark 'lil pumpkin' Ferguson
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION:Re: Attn: FNVW - K0TM Nomination for the Boyfucker |
07 Aug 2005 06:06:39 PM |
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Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
news:o84df19eakcg86pbf9r53hcb8ib54nlkki@4ax.com:
On Sun, 07 Aug 2005 22:33:38 GMT, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> got
double secret probation because:
Aratzio wrote:
On Sun, 7 Aug 2005 07:10:44 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
<cujo@petitmorte.net> got double secret probation because:
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
news:1mtaf1t9g5ta5r09mor7a2suard00i0g9o@4ax.com:
On Sat, 06 Aug 2005 10:13:45 -0700, Brian Mailman
<bmailman@sfo.invalid> got double secret probation because:
Art Deco wrote:
Woodchuck Bill <bwr607@hotmail.com> wrote:
Seconded. A pity there's no "Red-Headed Stepchild Award" for
the beatings this fucking idiot has taken.
Thirded.
Forthed.
Considering the groups in the distribution, wouldn't that be
"frothed?"
B/
Missing alt.config. Fi><ored.
Now everyone strap-on a bowtie and do the figgy!
You said "strap-on" and "bowtie" in the same sentence. Heh.
<preen>
Someone noticed!
<cough>
Some of us tried to look the other way.
<snicker>
And still, you could not help yourself.
<GUFFAW>
You even called attention to it.
--
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in
dfw.*, alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych.
Winner of the 8/2000 & 2/2003 HL&S award. Hail Petitmorte!
Colonel of the Fanatic Legion. FL# 555-PLNTY Motto: ABUNDANCE!.
Charter Member - Digital Brownshirts and Library Gestapo.
"Bring it on spinics! Pray to whatever God you believe in that you
DON'T meet me in person for a debate -- I debate better than Kerry!"
- Edmo discusses a future lunch at PF Changs he'll never attend.
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION:Re: Attn: FNVW - K0TM Nomination for the Boyfucker |
07 Aug 2005 09:34:48 PM |
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Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
news:o84df19eakcg86pbf9r53hcb8ib54nlkki@4ax.com:
On Sun, 07 Aug 2005 22:33:38 GMT, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> got
double secret probation because:
Aratzio wrote:
On Sun, 7 Aug 2005 07:10:44 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
<cujo@petitmorte.net> got double secret probation because:
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
news:1mtaf1t9g5ta5r09mor7a2suard00i0g9o@4ax.com:
On Sat, 06 Aug 2005 10:13:45 -0700, Brian Mailman
<bmailman@sfo.invalid> got double secret probation because:
Art Deco wrote:
Woodchuck Bill <bwr607@hotmail.com> wrote:
Seconded. A pity there's no "Red-Headed Stepchild Award" for
the beatings this fucking idiot has taken.
Thirded.
Forthed.
Considering the groups in the distribution, wouldn't that be
"frothed?"
B/
Missing alt.config. Fi><ored.
Now everyone strap-on a bowtie and do the figgy!
You said "strap-on" and "bowtie" in the same sentence. Heh.
<preen>
Someone noticed!
<cough>
Some of us tried to look the other way.
<snicker>
And still, you could not help yourself.
<GUFFAW>
You even called attention to it.
<shuffles feet>
I was stalking Brian.
--
ah fait loucher un bon oeil
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07 Aug 2005 09:48:28 PM |
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On Mon, 08 Aug 2005 02:34:48 GMT, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> got
double secret probation because:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
news:o84df19eakcg86pbf9r53hcb8ib54nlkki@4ax.com:
On Sun, 07 Aug 2005 22:33:38 GMT, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> got
double secret probation because:
Aratzio wrote:
On Sun, 7 Aug 2005 07:10:44 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
<cujo@petitmorte.net> got double secret probation because:
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
news:1mtaf1t9g5ta5r09mor7a2suard00i0g9o@4ax.com:
On Sat, 06 Aug 2005 10:13:45 -0700, Brian Mailman
<bmailman@sfo.invalid> got double secret probation because:
Art Deco wrote:
Woodchuck Bill <bwr607@hotmail.com> wrote:
Seconded. A pity there's no "Red-Headed Stepchild Award" for
the beatings this fucking idiot has taken.
Thirded.
Forthed.
Considering the groups in the distribution, wouldn't that be
"frothed?"
B/
Missing alt.config. Fi><ored.
Now everyone strap-on a bowtie and do the figgy!
You said "strap-on" and "bowtie" in the same sentence. Heh.
<preen>
Someone noticed!
<cough>
Some of us tried to look the other way.
<snicker>
And still, you could not help yourself.
<GUFFAW>
You even called attention to it.
<shuffles feet>
I was stalking Brian.
<titters>
Try trolling Adie.
--
"Sarcasm is on of the best signs of intelligence" - Mark 'lil pumpkin' Ferguson
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION:Re: Attn: FNVW - K0TM Nomination for the Boyfucker |
08 Aug 2005 06:06:33 AM |
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Aratzio wrote:
On Mon, 08 Aug 2005 02:34:48 GMT, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> got
double secret probation because:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
news:o84df19eakcg86pbf9r53hcb8ib54nlkki@4ax.com:
On Sun, 07 Aug 2005 22:33:38 GMT, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> got
double secret probation because:
Aratzio wrote:
On Sun, 7 Aug 2005 07:10:44 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
<cujo@petitmorte.net> got double secret probation because:
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
news:1mtaf1t9g5ta5r09mor7a2suard00i0g9o@4ax.com:
On Sat, 06 Aug 2005 10:13:45 -0700, Brian Mailman
<bmailman@sfo.invalid> got double secret probation because:
Art Deco wrote:
Woodchuck Bill <bwr607@hotmail.com> wrote:
Seconded. A pity there's no "Red-Headed Stepchild Award" for
the beatings this fucking idiot has taken.
Thirded.
Forthed.
Considering the groups in the distribution, wouldn't that be
"frothed?"
B/
Missing alt.config. Fi><ored.
Now everyone strap-on a bowtie and do the figgy!
You said "strap-on" and "bowtie" in the same sentence. Heh.
<preen>
Someone noticed!
<cough>
Some of us tried to look the other way.
<snicker>
And still, you could not help yourself.
<GUFFAW>
You even called attention to it.
<shuffles feet>
I was stalking Brian.
<titters>
Try trolling Adie.
<squirms>
He doesn't talk to me any more.
--
ah fait loucher un bon oeil
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION:Re: Attn: FNVW - K0TM Nomination for the Boyfucker |
08 Aug 2005 07:55:27 AM |
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On Mon, 08 Aug 2005 11:06:33 GMT, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>
transparently proposed:
Aratzio wrote:
On Mon, 08 Aug 2005 02:34:48 GMT, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> got
double secret probation because:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
news:o84df19eakcg86pbf9r53hcb8ib54nlkki@4ax.com:
On Sun, 07 Aug 2005 22:33:38 GMT, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> got
double secret probation because:
Aratzio wrote:
On Sun, 7 Aug 2005 07:10:44 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
<cujo@petitmorte.net> got double secret probation because:
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
news:1mtaf1t9g5ta5r09mor7a2suard00i0g9o@4ax.com:
On Sat, 06 Aug 2005 10:13:45 -0700, Brian Mailman
<bmailman@sfo.invalid> got double secret probation because:
Art Deco wrote:
Woodchuck Bill <bwr607@hotmail.com> wrote:
Seconded. A pity there's no "Red-Headed Stepchild Award" for
the beatings this fucking idiot has taken.
Thirded.
Forthed.
Considering the groups in the distribution, wouldn't that be
"frothed?"
B/
Missing alt.config. Fi><ored.
Now everyone strap-on a bowtie and do the figgy!
You said "strap-on" and "bowtie" in the same sentence. Heh.
<preen>
Someone noticed!
<cough>
Some of us tried to look the other way.
<snicker>
And still, you could not help yourself.
<GUFFAW>
You even called attention to it.
<shuffles feet>
I was stalking Brian.
<titters>
Try trolling Adie.
<squirms>
He doesn't talk to me any more.
<chortles>
Yes, he went over to the *whiners*.
--
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
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| User: "ah" |
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| Title: Re: NOMINATION:Re: Attn: FNVW - K0TM Nomination for the Boyfucker |
08 Aug 2005 10:21:23 PM |
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Aratzio wrote:
On Mon, 08 Aug 2005 11:06:33 GMT, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>
transparently proposed:
Aratzio wrote:
On Mon, 08 Aug 2005 02:34:48 GMT, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> got
double secret probation because:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
news:o84df19eakcg86pbf9r53hcb8ib54nlkki@4ax.com:
On Sun, 07 Aug 2005 22:33:38 GMT, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> got
double secret probation because:
Aratzio wrote:
On Sun, 7 Aug 2005 07:10:44 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
<cujo@petitmorte.net> got double secret probation because:
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
news:1mtaf1t9g5ta5r09mor7a2suard00i0g9o@4ax.com:
On Sat, 06 Aug 2005 10:13:45 -0700, Brian Mailman
<bmailman@sfo.invalid> got double secret probation because:
Art Deco wrote:
Woodchuck Bill <bwr607@hotmail.com> wrote:
Seconded. A pity there's no "Red-Headed Stepchild Award" for
the beatings this fucking idiot has taken.
Thirded.
Forthed.
Considering the groups in the distribution, wouldn't that be
"frothed?"
B/
Missing alt.config. Fi><ored.
Now everyone strap-on a bowtie and do the figgy!
You said "strap-on" and "bowtie" in the same sentence. Heh.
<preen>
Someone noticed!
<cough>
Some of us tried to look the other way.
<snicker>
And still, you could not help yourself.
<GUFFAW>
You even called attention to it.
<shuffles feet>
I was stalking Brian.
<titters>
Try trolling Adie.
<squirms>
He doesn't talk to me any more.
<chortles>
Yes, he went over to the *whiners*.
<guffaws>
Typical.
--
ah fait loucher un bon oeil
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06 Aug 2005 07:20:54 AM |
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On Sat, 06 Aug 2005 00:02:00 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
Woodchuck Bill <bwr607@hotmail.com> wrote:
Cujo DeSockpuppet <cujo@petitmorte.net> wrote in
news:dd196t$373$3@oliveloaf.databasix.com:
Gary L. Burnore <gburnore@databasix.com> wrote in
news:dd0uct$gdn$9@chihuahua.databasix.com:
On Fri, 05 Aug 2005 08:49:25 -0700, Mark Fergerson <nunya@biz.ness>
wrote:
* wrote:
POST REPLIES TO AUK.
Go ***** yourself. I post where I please.
You have no choice, boyfucker/
Here follows the one true ballot for the July 2005 Usenet Kook
awards.
And... you're qualified to post this because...?
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
Wrangler's discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet * you
vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one * you vote in a
newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK * you follow
up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot * you have
officially been declared non-existent
Well, nice to know the democratic process is completely respected
by whatever kook thought this up.
<snippage in complete defiance of your steenkin' "rules">
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
Mark Ferguson
If you're going to nominate me for something as silly as this,
the least you could do is spell my name correctly. Oh, and while
you're at it, a precis of why a given nominee qualifies in a given
category (or categories) would help. Also, which month, and which
group, exactly?
Ok. So it's time. I hereby nominate my pet dog, Mark the boyfucker
Ferguson, for K00K of the month.
Seconded. A pity there's no "Red-Headed Stepchild Award" for the
beatings this fucking idiot has taken.
Thirded.
Forthed.
Filthed!
--
mhm 27x12
smeeter #28
Usenet Valhalla Circle #19 & #21
Bartlo's hate lits #1: <40376AD8.C83FBF5A@enter.net>
CEO Alcatroll Labs Inc.
The Way of the Kook:
http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm
in Message-ID: <rjise19nrclufrgjg5ragcpbbihn3coliv@4ax.com>
Mark "Woody" Ferguson shows his mastery of the English language:
"With patients and practice you could be nominated next time around..."
in Message-MID: <k1kte1hu59khhkt4m1g42g52gkacmcokin@4ax.com>
Mark "The illiterate" Ferguson astonishes everybody saying:
"Oh, for fucks sake, Gary no matter how angery he thinks he makes there
are lines I will not cross unless I believe what I say is the true, I
know more then you."
in Message-ID: <lhic01pc5svudk22n6rpcvovskdmpi3ir8@4ax.com>
Alexa "Tequila Titsz" Cameron explains world religions:
"The jews roots are islamic."
in Message-ID: <j1b5c1l2629tc6afu575d5puclm321knok@4ax.com>
Alexa "dumbass" Cameron shows her knowledge of history:
"WRONGO. There was NO Bible before King James had it written."
in Message-ID: <5g89d15kbjd3cd7i6fn9c3ke93n12dm406@4ax.com>
Alexa "Word Salad" Cameron shows her knowledge of science:
"Einstein never found the double superimposed doubl 'equilateral' triangle."
in Message-ID: <1rfee1d5iuhq3piii8b9dtq9rtk5uatr1h@4ax.com>
Alexa "Kook of the year 2004" Cameron uses words she doesn't understand again:
"Why is the Pentagon killing American citizens with non-lethal technology?"
in Message-ID: <2mrge1phgk68ourdt2eq8thne0h7hv0sb6@4ax.com>
Alexa "Imnotalexadammit" Cameron has problems with that extra finger
on her hand:
"Why do the Jews use the Star of David as symbolic of the Pentagon, or
Pentagram?"
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06 Aug 2005 07:32:54 PM |
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Well, of course, Cujo DeSockpuppet <cujo@petitmorte.net>, this is just
the sort blinkered philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from
you non-creative garbage:
Gary L. Burnore <gburnore@databasix.com> wrote in
news:dd0uct$gdn$9@chihuahua.databasix.com:
On Fri, 05 Aug 2005 08:49:25 -0700, Mark Fergerson <nunya@biz.ness>
wrote:
* wrote:
POST REPLIES TO AUK.
Go ***** yourself. I post where I please.
You have no choice, boyfucker/
Here follows the one true ballot for the July 2005 Usenet Kook
awards.
And... you're qualified to post this because...?
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
Wrangler's discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to
AUK * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the
ballot * you have officially been declared non-existent
Well, nice to know the democratic process is completely respected
by whatever kook thought this up.
<snippage in complete defiance of your steenkin' "rules">
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
Mark Ferguson
If you're going to nominate me for something as silly as this,
the least you could do is spell my name correctly. Oh, and while
you're at it, a precis of why a given nominee qualifies in a given
category (or categories) would help. Also, which month, and which
group, exactly?
Ok. So it's time. I hereby nominate my pet dog, Mark the boyfucker
Ferguson, for K00K of the month.
Seconded. A pity there's no "Red-Headed Stepchild Award" for the
beatings this fucking idiot has taken.
I suppose the Tar and Feathers award comes close enough.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
HOW NOT TO WIN A FLAME WAR: LESSON 233--PRACTICAL SYNTAX
On Mon, 25 Jul 2005 00:58:45 -0400, in soc.men Joe <Joe@invalid.con> wrote:
On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 23:26:27 -0500, Fred Hall <fkhall@gmail.com>
wrote:
[...]
As I posted before, you soc froots aren't very literate.
As, I posted previously, you do not speak English , let alone being
literate.
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06 Aug 2005 06:57:13 AM |
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Gary L. Burnore wrote:
On Fri, 05 Aug 2005 08:49:25 -0700, Mark Fergerson <nunya@biz.ness>
wrote:
* wrote:
POST REPLIES TO AUK.
Go ***** yourself. I post where I please.
You have no choice, boyfucker/
Now now, don't project.
Here follows the one true ballot for the July 2005 Usenet Kook awards.
And... you're qualified to post this because...?
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's
discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Well, nice to know the democratic process is completely respected
by whatever kook thought this up.
<snippage in complete defiance of your steenkin' "rules">
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
Mark Ferguson
If you're going to nominate me for something as silly as this,
the least you could do is spell my name correctly. Oh, and while
you're at it, a precis of why a given nominee qualifies in a given
category (or categories) would help. Also, which month, and which
group, exactly?
Ok. So it's time. I hereby nominate my pet dog, Mark the boyfucker
Ferguson, for K00K of the month.
As noted elsewhere, merely an unfortunate confluence of
consonants. IOW it ain't me, babe.
Mark L. Fergerson
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05 Aug 2005 12:27:33 PM |
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On Fri, 05 Aug 2005 08:49:25 -0700, Mark Fergerson wrote:
* wrote:
POST REPLIES TO AUK.
Go ***** yourself. I post where I please.
Here follows the one true ballot for the July 2005 Usenet Kook awards.
And... you're qualified to post this because...?
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's
discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet * you vote
for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one * you vote in a newsgroup
other than AUK without crossposting to AUK * you follow up to an
incomplete or altered version of the ballot * you have officially been
declared non-existent
Well, nice to know the democratic process is completely respected
by whatever kook thought this up.
<snippage in complete defiance of your steenkin' "rules">
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
Mark Ferguson
If you're going to nominate me for something as silly as this,
the least you could do is spell my name correctly. Oh, and while you're at
it, a precis of why a given nominee qualifies in a given category (or
categories) would help. Also, which month, and which group, exactly?
COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
Author of this ballot. (For posting under a pseudonym, from
_Google groups_, no less!)
<more snippage>
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote for one.)
Mark Ferguson
Who the ***** is (was?) George Pickett, and why should I care?
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote for one.)
Mark Ferguson
Gee, I must have really pissed you off. What specific idiocy of
yours did I point out as such? ("Nth Complexity", is that you?)
Mark L. Fergerson
PS please note correct spelling for future reference
What was it again ... Forgerson?
--
mhm 27x12
smeeter #28
Usenet Valhalla Circle #19 & #21
Bartlo's hate lits #1: <40376AD8.C83FBF5A@enter.net>
CEO Alcatroll Labs Inc.
The Way of the Kook:
http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm
in Message-ID: <rjise19nrclufrgjg5ragcpbbihn3coliv@4ax.com>
Mark "Woody" Ferguson shows his mastery of the English language:
"With patients and practice you could be nominated next time around..."
in Message-MID: <k1kte1hu59khhkt4m1g42g52gkacmcokin@4ax.com>
Mark "The illiterate" Ferguson astonishes everybody saying:
"Oh, for fucks sake, Gary no matter how angery he thinks he makes there
are lines I will not cross unless I believe what I say is the true, I
know more then you."
in Message-ID: <lhic01pc5svudk22n6rpcvovskdmpi3ir8@4ax.com>
Alexa "Tequila Titsz" Cameron explains world religions:
"The jews roots are islamic."
in Message-ID: <j1b5c1l2629tc6afu575d5puclm321knok@4ax.com>
Alexa "dumbass" Cameron shows her knowledge of history:
"WRONGO. There was NO Bible before King James had it written."
in Message-ID: <5g89d15kbjd3cd7i6fn9c3ke93n12dm406@4ax.com>
Alexa "Word Salad" Cameron shows her knowledge of science:
"Einstein never found the double superimposed doubl 'equilateral' triangle."
in Message-ID: <1rfee1d5iuhq3piii8b9dtq9rtk5uatr1h@4ax.com>
Alexa "Kook of the year 2004" Cameron uses words she doesn't understand again:
"Why is the Pentagon killing American citizens with non-lethal technology?"
in Message-ID: <2mrge1phgk68ourdt2eq8thne0h7hv0sb6@4ax.com>
Alexa "Imnotalexadammit" Cameron has problems with that extra finger
on her hand:
"Why do the Jews use the Star of David as symbolic of the Pentagon, or
Pentagram?"
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, July 2005 |
05 Aug 2005 02:30:28 PM |
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Dr. Flonkenstein wrote:
On Fri, 05 Aug 2005 08:49:25 -0700, Mark Fergerson wrote:
PS please note correct spelling for future reference
What was it again ... Forgerson?
I see from your sig file that there's actually a Mark Ferguson to
which the OP must be referring, not to me.
Never mind.
Mark L. Fergerson
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| User: "Dr. Flonkenstein" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, July 2005 |
05 Aug 2005 04:22:52 PM |
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On Fri, 05 Aug 2005 12:30:28 -0700, Mark Fergerson wrote:
Dr. Flonkenstein wrote:
On Fri, 05 Aug 2005 08:49:25 -0700, Mark Fergerson wrote:
PS please note correct spelling for future reference
What was it again ... Forgerson?
I see from your sig file that there's actually a Mark Ferguson to
which the OP must be referring, not to me.
Never mind.
Mark L. Fergerson
Ok, never mind!
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in Message-ID: <rjise19nrclufrgjg5ragcpbbihn3coliv@4ax.com>
Mark "Woody" Ferguson shows his mastery of the English language:
"With patients and practice you could be nominated next time around..."
in Message-MID: <k1kte1hu59khhkt4m1g42g52gkacmcokin@4ax.com>
Mark "The illiterate" Ferguson astonishes everybody saying:
"Oh, for fucks sake, Gary no matter how angery he thinks he makes there
are lines I will not cross unless I believe what I say is the true, I
know more then you."
in Message-ID: <lhic01pc5svudk22n6rpcvovskdmpi3ir8@4ax.com>
Alexa "Tequila Titsz" Cameron explains world religions:
"The jews roots are islamic."
in Message-ID: <j1b5c1l2629tc6afu575d5puclm321knok@4ax.com>
Alexa "dumbass" Cameron shows her knowledge of history:
"WRONGO. There was NO Bible before King James had it written."
in Message-ID: <5g89d15kbjd3cd7i6fn9c3ke93n12dm406@4ax.com>
Alexa "Word Salad" Cameron shows her knowledge of science:
"Einstein never found the double superimposed doubl 'equilateral' triangle."
in Message-ID: <1rfee1d5iuhq3piii8b9dtq9rtk5uatr1h@4ax.com>
Alexa "Kook of the year 2004" Cameron uses words she doesn't understand again:
"Why is the Pentagon killing American citizens with non-lethal technology?"
in Message-ID: <2mrge1phgk68ourdt2eq8thne0h7hv0sb6@4ax.com>
Alexa "Imnotalexadammit" Cameron has problems with that extra finger
on her hand:
"Why do the Jews use the Star of David as symbolic of the Pentagon, or
Pentagram?"
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