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Science > Physics |
| User: |
"Sean Monaghan" |
| Date: |
31 May 2007 11:35:44 PM |
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VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, May 2007 |
[Forwarded ballot - votes must appear in AUK to be counted]
On Fri, 1 Jun 2007 04:23:56 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote:
Here follows the one true ballot for the May 2007 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on June 8th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
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KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
bob&carole
Crash Street Kidd
Dolf Boek, a.k.a. "Qolon"
Kent Paul Dolan, a.k.a. "Xanthian"
Lady Motown
Tom Potter
None of the above
Abstain
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Aggie of alt.gossip.celebrities
Michael "Howdy / TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
Neither of the above
Abstain
COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Dt Lemons 1900
Honest John
Michael "Howdy / TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
None of the above
Abstain
LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Brad Guth
Tom "Masculist" Smith
Neither of the above
Abstain
GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote Yes, No, or abstain)
Sam A. Moser, a.k.a. "yeshua is my savior"
YES
NO
Abstain
JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Crash Street Kidd
Hagar
Neither of the above
Abstain
PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Dale "Average Joe" Kelly
NunYa Bidness, a.k.a. "Massive Prong"
Neither of the above
Abstain
TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Brad Guth
Catherine Burr
Neither of the above
Abstain
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
(Vote Yes, No, or abstain)
The Anti-Relativists of Sci.Physics
YES
NO
Abstain
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Crash Street Kidd
Ed Conrad
Hagar
soc.men
None of the above
Abstain
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Dale "Average Joe" Kelly
Michael "Howdy / TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
Neither of the above
Abstain
TAR & FEATHERS
(Vote Yes, No, or abstain)
Honest John
YES
NO
Abstain
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Douglas "Doogie" Grant
Richard Catto
Neither of the above
Abstain
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Dt Lemons 1900
Kent Paul Dolan, a.k.a. "Xanthian"
Neither of the above
Abstain
ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(Vote Yes, No, or abstain)
Darla Pere
YES
NO
Abstain
GENE SPAFFORD "USENET SAMARITAN" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Robb of Shared-Secrets
YES
NO
Abstain
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(Vote for one or abstain)
Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
Michael "Miguel" Cranston
Abstain
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COOSN-266-06-58907; Hammer of Thor - August 2005
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial "Dog Whistle" Award, Winning Trainer
Pierre Salinger Memorial "Hook, Line & Sinker" awards -
Mar-2005, Jul-2005, Aug-2005, Aug-2006, Feb-2007, Apr-2007
[Co-] Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
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| User: "The_Man" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, May 2007 |
01 Jun 2007 02:05:46 PM |
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KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
bob&carole
Crash Street Kidd
Dolf Boek, a.k.a. "Qolon"
Kent Paul Dolan, a.k.a. "Xanthian"
Lady Motown
Tom Potter
None of the above
Abstain
Tom Potter
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Aggie of alt.gossip.celebrities
Michael "Howdy / TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
Neither of the above
Abstain
Abstain, as I haven't had the pleasure.
COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Dt Lemons 1900
Honest John
Michael "Howdy / TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
None of the above
Abstain
Abstain
LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Brad Guth
Tom "Masculist" Smith
Neither of the above
Abstain
Brad Guth
GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote Yes, No, or abstain)
Sam A. Moser, a.k.a. "yeshua is my savior"
YES
NO
Abstain
Yes
JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Crash Street Kidd
Hagar
Neither of the above
Abstain
Abstain
PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Dale "Average Joe" Kelly
NunYa Bidness, a.k.a. "Massive Prong"
Neither of the above
Abstain
NunYa Bidness
TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Brad Guth
Catherine Burr
Neither of the above
Abstain
Brad Guth
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
(Vote Yes, No, or abstain)
The Anti-Relativists of Sci.Physics
YES
NO
Abstain
YES!!!!!!!!!
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Crash Street Kidd
Ed Conrad
Hagar
soc.men
None of the above
Abstain
Ed Conrad (followed by list of every newspaper in America)
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Dale "Average Joe" Kelly
Michael "Howdy / TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
Neither of the above
Abstain
Abstain
TAR & FEATHERS
(Vote Yes, No, or abstain)
Honest John
YES
NO
Abstain
Abstain
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Douglas "Doogie" Grant
Richard Catto
Neither of the above
Abstain
Abstain
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Dt Lemons 1900
Kent Paul Dolan, a.k.a. "Xanthian"
Neither of the above
Abstain
Abstain
ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(Vote Yes, No, or abstain)
Darla Pere
YES
NO
Abstain
Abstain
GENE SPAFFORD "USENET SAMARITAN" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Robb of Shared-Secrets
YES
NO
Abstain
Abstain
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(Vote for one or abstain)
Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
Michael "Miguel" Cranston
Abstain
Abstain
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Official FAQ for Alt.Usenet.Kooks:http://www.caballista.org/auk
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| User: "MCP" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, May 2007 |
01 Jun 2007 03:14:53 AM |
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DARLING REGAN
JOHN LARKIN
PANDORA
HYERDUNG
CATFISH
DAEDALUS
SHARON B
PETER J ROSS
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| User: "Peter J Ross" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, May 2007 |
01 Jun 2007 05:56:28 AM |
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In alt.usenet.kooks on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:14:53 GMT, MCP
<gf010w5035@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
DARLING REGAN
JOHN LARKIN
PANDORA
HYERDUNG
CATFISH
DAEDALUS
SHARON B
PETER J ROSS
*ding*
--
PJR :-)
FNVWE : DHoT : HoT 2006-01
COOSN-266-06-40792 : 10GS : UHoL
PSMHL&S 2003-12 & 2005-05 : 10GC&TR
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| User: "pandora" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, May 2007 |
05 Jun 2007 09:37:11 PM |
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On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:14:53 +0000, MCP wrote:
DARLING REGAN
JOHN LARKIN
PANDORA
HYERDUNG
CATFISH
DAEDALUS
SHARON B
PETER J ROSS
Making lits is KOOK sign. I guess you didn't know that. Of course, most
intelligent people already knew that you were a kook.
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| User: "Saint Isadore Patron Saint of the Internet" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, May 2007 |
05 Jun 2007 10:30:07 PM |
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Catfish Rivers gets my vote. Who worked as a doorman there.
You really haven't had true joy until you have had the thrill of
being
seated at a window table next to the ocean surf to feed french fries
and hush puppies to the Puffer fishes at Forest Gumps Cheeseburger
in Paradise on Front Street on Maui.
pandora wrote:
On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:14:53 +0000, MCP wrote:
DARLING REGAN
JOHN LARKIN
PANDORA
HYERDUNG
CATFISH
DAEDALUS
SHARON B
PETER J ROSS
Making lits is KOOK sign. I guess you didn't know that. Of course, most
intelligent people already knew that you were a kook.
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| User: "Lionel" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, May 2007 |
01 Jun 2007 03:36:50 AM |
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On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:14:53 GMT, "MCP" <gf010w5035@blueyonder.co.uk>
boggled at how lame the Kooks are these days, then wrote:
DARLING REGAN
JOHN LARKIN
PANDORA
HYERDUNG
CATFISH
DAEDALUS
SHARON B
PETER J ROSS
/me hands out UV-point tokens & door prizes to teh lsit-members.
Congratualtions folks!
Any of you need your parking validated as well?
--
\___ Proud Cog #1 in the AUK Hate Machine
_(AUK)====:: Do *you* think that you have the Right Stuff?
/='='='='-, Apply TODAY by addressing a gratuitously cruel
(O+O+O+O+O) flame to: "Uncle Fester", C/O soc.singles & AUK.
~^^^^^^^^^~~~^~^^~'~~^'^~~~"~~'"~^~'"~~^~"~'~^'^~^~^^~^~"~^~"'~'"~^~~
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| User: "Art Deco" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, May 2007 |
01 Jun 2007 10:30:22 AM |
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Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com> wrote:
On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:14:53 GMT, "MCP" <gf010w5035@blueyonder.co.uk>
boggled at how lame the Kooks are these days, then wrote:
DARLING REGAN
JOHN LARKIN
PANDORA
HYERDUNG
CATFISH
DAEDALUS
SHARON B
PETER J ROSS
/me hands out UV-point tokens & door prizes to teh lsit-members.
Congratualtions folks!
Any of you need your parking validated as well?
Why am I not on this lits?
--
Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco
"Causation of gravity is missing frame field always attempting
renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief
"Of doing Venus in person would obviously incorporate a composite
rigid airship, along with it's internal cache of frozen pizza and
ice cold beer."
-- Brad Guth, bigoted racist
"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."
--Kali, quoted endlessly by David Tholen as evidence of "something"
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| User: "Lionel" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, May 2007 |
01 Jun 2007 10:41:38 AM |
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On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 09:30:22 -0600, Art Deco <erfc@caballista.org>
boggled at how lame the Kooks are these days, then wrote:
Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com> wrote:
On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:14:53 GMT, "MCP" <gf010w5035@blueyonder.co.uk>
boggled at how lame the Kooks are these days, then wrote:
DARLING REGAN
JOHN LARKIN
PANDORA
HYERDUNG
CATFISH
DAEDALUS
SHARON B
PETER J ROSS
/me hands out UV-point tokens & door prizes to teh lsit-members.
Congratualtions folks!
Any of you need your parking validated as well?
Why am I not on this lits?
Sorry Sir, I just work here. You'll need to talk to Mrs MCP in the
soc.menses department.
Have a nice day!
--
\___ Proud Cog #1 in the AUK Hate Machine
_(AUK)====:: Do *you* think that you have the Right Stuff?
/='='='='-, Apply TODAY by addressing a gratuitously cruel
(O+O+O+O+O) flame to: "Uncle Fester", C/O soc.singles & AUK.
~^^^^^^^^^~~~^~^^~'~~^'^~~~"~~'"~^~'"~~^~"~'~^'^~^~^^~^~"~^~"'~'"~^~~
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| User: "pandora" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, May 2007 |
05 Jun 2007 09:57:16 PM |
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On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 09:30:22 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com> wrote:
On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:14:53 GMT, "MCP" <gf010w5035@blueyonder.co.uk>
boggled at how lame the Kooks are these days, then wrote:
DARLING REGAN
JOHN LARKIN
PANDORA
HYERDUNG
CATFISH
DAEDALUS
SHARON B
PETER J ROSS
/me hands out UV-point tokens & door prizes to teh lsit-members.
Congratualtions folks!
Any of you need your parking validated as well?
Why am I not on this lits?
Cause you're not EVIL enough.
Hehehehehehe.
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| User: "John Larkin" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, May 2007 |
09 Jun 2007 12:51:04 PM |
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On Tue, 05 Jun 2007 19:57:16 -0700, pandora <pandora@peak.org> wrote:
On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 09:30:22 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com> wrote:
On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:14:53 GMT, "MCP" <gf010w5035@blueyonder.co.uk>
boggled at how lame the Kooks are these days, then wrote:
DARLING REGAN
JOHN LARKIN
PANDORA
HYERDUNG
CATFISH
DAEDALUS
SHARON B
PETER J ROSS
/me hands out UV-point tokens & door prizes to teh lsit-members.
Congratualtions folks!
Any of you need your parking validated as well?
Why am I not on this lits?
Cause you're not EVIL enough.
Hehehehehehe.
Yup. We are actually the true Evil Axis that rules the world.
Currently - checks wrinkled, dusty, chocolate and coffee-stained list
stashed under monitor - there seem to be no openings for new members.
Sorry. Apply again in 20 years or so.
John
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| User: "pandora" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, May 2007 |
10 Jun 2007 05:33:11 PM |
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On Sat, 09 Jun 2007 10:51:04 -0700, John Larkin wrote:
On Tue, 05 Jun 2007 19:57:16 -0700, pandora <pandora@peak.org> wrote:
On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 09:30:22 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com> wrote:
On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:14:53 GMT, "MCP" <gf010w5035@blueyonder.co.uk>
boggled at how lame the Kooks are these days, then wrote:
DARLING REGAN
JOHN LARKIN
PANDORA
HYERDUNG
CATFISH
DAEDALUS
SHARON B
PETER J ROSS
/me hands out UV-point tokens & door prizes to teh lsit-members.
Congratualtions folks!
Any of you need your parking validated as well?
Why am I not on this lits?
Cause you're not EVIL enough.
Hehehehehehe.
Yup. We are actually the true Evil Axis that rules the world.
Absolutely! We have a stranglehold on the world and are immensely
powerful as well as wealthy.
Currently -
checks wrinkled, dusty, chocolate and coffee-stained list stashed under
monitor - there seem to be no openings for new members.
Correct. We're greedy as well as powerful. And evil, of course.
Sorry. Apply again in 20 years or so.
Yeah, sadly enough.
John
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| User: "Tom Potter" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, May 2007 |
11 Jun 2007 07:12:42 AM |
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"pandora" <pandora@peak.org> wrote in message
news:pan.2007.06.10.22.33.08.366956@peak.org...
On Sat, 09 Jun 2007 10:51:04 -0700, John Larkin wrote:
On Tue, 05 Jun 2007 19:57:16 -0700, pandora <pandora@peak.org> wrote:
On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 09:30:22 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com> wrote:
On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:14:53 GMT, "MCP" <gf010w5035@blueyonder.co.uk>
boggled at how lame the Kooks are these days, then wrote:
DARLING REGAN
JOHN LARKIN
PANDORA
HYERDUNG
CATFISH
DAEDALUS
SHARON B
PETER J ROSS
/me hands out UV-point tokens & door prizes to teh lsit-members.
Congratualtions folks!
Any of you need your parking validated as well?
Why am I not on this lits?
Cause you're not EVIL enough.
Hehehehehehe.
Yup. We are actually the true Evil Axis that rules the world.
Absolutely! We have a stranglehold on the world and are immensely
powerful as well as wealthy.
Currently -
checks wrinkled, dusty, chocolate and coffee-stained list stashed under
monitor - there seem to be no openings for new members.
Correct. We're greedy as well as powerful. And evil, of course.
The definition of "bigot" is:
"A prejudiced person who is intolerant of any opinions differing from his
own."
As can be seen by their "Jimmy Cartering"
of the posters in the newsgroups
who express opinions differing from theirs,
a small gang of anonymous bigots headed by Art Deco
is working hard to control what is posted on the Internet.
Who are these bigots?
Where are their credentials and pictures?
Are they being paid by some race, religion, political party, etc?
Are they working out of boiler rooms?
Where do bigots like Art Deco get the time to try to impose their
agenda upon the Internet?
Where do bigots like Art Deco come up with all this smart ***** remarks?
Do staff writers providing these bigots with their smart ***** remarks?
Who comes up with the strategy for not-too-bright fools like Art Deco
like who to slander, who to nominate for an award,
and when to contact abuse@teranews.com,.
Are these bigots Blacks, Latinos, Muslims, Rednecks, or Asians
determined to control what is posted in the newsgroups?
Who are these bigots?
It is interesting to see that as the old gang of bigots
that controlled the New York Times, Time Magazine,
the Washington Post and key media outlets,
and instigated the Spanish-American War,
the Class Wars of the 1900s,
and the Religious Wars of the 2000's,
and many other conflicts and wars,
are losing their capacity to control events,
and are losing power to the Internet,
but that the same kind of greedy, evil, bigots have arisen
and are trying to control the flow of information on the Internet.
Friends we've got trouble.
We've got trouble right here in Newsgroup City.
Trouble that starts with a "T"
and that rhymes with a "B",
and that stands for BIGOT!
Friends we've got trouble!
Muslims <?> are trying to control world events by
controlling the flow of information on the Internet.
Friends, we've got trouble!
--
Tom Potter
*** Time Magazine Person of the Year 2006 ***
*** May 2007 Anti-Bigot Award ***
http://home.earthlink.net/~tdp
http://tdp1001.googlepages.com/home
http://no-turtles.com
http://www.frappr.com/tompotter
http://photos.yahoo.com/tdp1001
http://spaces.msn.com/tdp1001
http://www.flickr.com/photos/tom-potter
http://tom-potter.blogspot.com
--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com
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| User: "Mustapha Mond" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, May 2007 |
13 Jun 2007 01:19:33 PM |
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"pandora" <pandora@peak.org> wrote in message
news:pan.2007.06.10.22.33.08.366956@peak.org...
On Sat, 09 Jun 2007 10:51:04 -0700, John Larkin wrote:
On Tue, 05 Jun 2007 19:57:16 -0700, pandora <pandora@peak.org> wrote:
On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 09:30:22 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com> wrote:
On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:14:53 GMT, "MCP" <gf010w5035@blueyonder.co.uk>
boggled at how lame the Kooks are these days, then wrote:
DARLING REGAN
JOHN LARKIN
PANDORA
HYERDUNG
CATFISH
DAEDALUS
SHARON B
PETER J ROSS
Yep that's about right, those are the freak(s) here
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| User: "John Larkin" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, May 2007 |
13 Jun 2007 10:04:24 PM |
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On Wed, 13 Jun 2007 18:19:33 GMT, "Mustapha Mond" <mond@newworld.org>
wrote:
"pandora" <pandora@peak.org> wrote in message
news:pan.2007.06.10.22.33.08.366956@peak.org...
On Sat, 09 Jun 2007 10:51:04 -0700, John Larkin wrote:
On Tue, 05 Jun 2007 19:57:16 -0700, pandora <pandora@peak.org> wrote:
On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 09:30:22 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com> wrote:
On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:14:53 GMT, "MCP" <gf010w5035@blueyonder.co.uk>
boggled at how lame the Kooks are these days, then wrote:
DARLING REGAN
JOHN LARKIN
PANDORA
HYERDUNG
CATFISH
DAEDALUS
SHARON B
PETER J ROSS
Yep that's about right, those are the freak(s) here
True. Being non-neurotic, not angry, not whiney, and having fun are
indeed freakish in soc.men.
John
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| User: "Art Deco" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, May 2007 |
06 Jun 2007 07:48:14 PM |
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pandora <pandora@peak.org> wrote:
On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 09:30:22 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com> wrote:
On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:14:53 GMT, "MCP" <gf010w5035@blueyonder.co.uk>
boggled at how lame the Kooks are these days, then wrote:
DARLING REGAN
JOHN LARKIN
PANDORA
HYERDUNG
CATFISH
DAEDALUS
SHARON B
PETER J ROSS
/me hands out UV-point tokens & door prizes to teh lsit-members.
Congratualtions folks!
Any of you need your parking validated as well?
Why am I not on this lits?
Cause you're not EVIL enough.
Hehehehehehe.
Some call me Darth Deco.
--
Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco
"Causation of gravity is missing frame field always attempting
renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief
"Of doing Venus in person would obviously incorporate a composite
rigid airship, along with it's internal cache of frozen pizza and
ice cold beer."
-- Brad Guth, bigoted racist
"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."
--Kali, quoted endlessly by David Tholen as evidence of "something"
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06 Jun 2007 07:51:05 PM |
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"Art Deco" <erfc@caballista.org> wrote in message
Some call me Darth Deco.
Most call you a *****!
HJ
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09 Jun 2007 12:24:42 PM |
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On Wed, 06 Jun 2007 18:48:14 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
pandora <pandora@peak.org> wrote:
On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 09:30:22 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com> wrote:
On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:14:53 GMT, "MCP" <gf010w5035@blueyonder.co.uk>
boggled at how lame the Kooks are these days, then wrote:
DARLING REGAN
JOHN LARKIN
PANDORA
HYERDUNG
CATFISH
DAEDALUS
SHARON B
PETER J ROSS
/me hands out UV-point tokens & door prizes to teh lsit-members.
Congratualtions folks!
Any of you need your parking validated as well?
Why am I not on this lits?
Cause you're not EVIL enough.
Hehehehehehe.
Some call me Darth Deco.
Like I said, you're not evil enough. You see, WE are Slith.
:-)
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06 Jun 2007 09:34:00 PM |
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Tom Potter <tdp1001@yahoo.com> wrote:
"Art Deco" <erfc@caballista.org> wrote in message
news:060620071848146669%erfc@caballista.org...
pandora <pandora@peak.org> wrote:
On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 09:30:22 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com> wrote:
On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:14:53 GMT, "MCP" <gf010w5035@blueyonder.co.uk>
boggled at how lame the Kooks are these days, then wrote:
DARLING REGAN
JOHN LARKIN
PANDORA
HYERDUNG
CATFISH
DAEDALUS
SHARON B
PETER J ROSS
/me hands out UV-point tokens & door prizes to teh lsit-members.
Congratualtions folks!
Any of you need your parking validated as well?
Why am I not on this lits?
Cause you're not EVIL enough.
Hehehehehehe.
Some call me Darth Deco.
-
As rats, roaches, criminals, sociopaths, and other vermin
fear exposure and tend to fade away when exposed to light,
here's what could be done to prevent Art Deco and about ten other sociopaths
from turning your newsgroup into a "River of *****".
1. Post their real names, addresses and employers on the Internet.
2. Post their pictures and other personal data on the Internet.
3. Report them to their ISP and Google
4. Sue them in local Small Claims courts
5. Report them to law enforcement when they commit crimes such as forging
users names, etc.
How's your BI doing, kook? You're working pretty hard on it.
[original groups restored]
--
Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco
"Causation of gravity is missing frame field always attempting
renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief
"Of doing Venus in person would obviously incorporate a composite
rigid airship, along with it's internal cache of frozen pizza and
ice cold beer."
-- Brad Guth, bigoted racist
"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."
--Kali, quoted endlessly by David Tholen as evidence of "something"
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07 Jun 2007 08:50:13 AM |
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On Wed, 06 Jun 2007 20:34:00 -0600, Art Deco <erfc@caballista.org>
wrote:
Tom Potter <tdp1001@yahoo.com> wrote:
"Art Deco" <erfc@caballista.org> wrote in message
news:060620071848146669%erfc@caballista.org...
pandora <pandora@peak.org> wrote:
On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 09:30:22 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com> wrote:
On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:14:53 GMT, "MCP" <gf010w5035@blueyonder.co.uk>
boggled at how lame the Kooks are these days, then wrote:
DARLING REGAN
JOHN LARKIN
PANDORA
HYERDUNG
CATFISH
DAEDALUS
SHARON B
PETER J ROSS
/me hands out UV-point tokens & door prizes to teh lsit-members.
Congratualtions folks!
Any of you need your parking validated as well?
Why am I not on this lits?
Cause you're not EVIL enough.
Hehehehehehe.
Some call me Darth Deco.
-
As rats, roaches, criminals, sociopaths, and other vermin
fear exposure and tend to fade away when exposed to light,
here's what could be done to prevent Art Deco and about ten other sociopaths
from turning your newsgroup into a "River of *****".
1. Post their real names, addresses and employers on the Internet.
2. Post their pictures and other personal data on the Internet.
3. Report them to their ISP and Google
4. Sue them in local Small Claims courts
5. Report them to law enforcement when they commit crimes such as forging
users names, etc.
How's your BI doing, kook? You're working pretty hard on it.
[original groups restored]
I detect a self destruct mechanism has been activated.
Jade
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| User: "Art Deco" |
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07 Jun 2007 08:31:42 PM |
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Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
On Wed, 06 Jun 2007 20:34:00 -0600, Art Deco <erfc@caballista.org>
wrote:
Tom Potter <tdp1001@yahoo.com> wrote:
"Art Deco" <erfc@caballista.org> wrote in message
news:060620071848146669%erfc@caballista.org...
pandora <pandora@peak.org> wrote:
On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 09:30:22 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com> wrote:
On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:14:53 GMT, "MCP" <gf010w5035@blueyonder.co.uk>
boggled at how lame the Kooks are these days, then wrote:
DARLING REGAN
JOHN LARKIN
PANDORA
HYERDUNG
CATFISH
DAEDALUS
SHARON B
PETER J ROSS
/me hands out UV-point tokens & door prizes to teh lsit-members.
Congratualtions folks!
Any of you need your parking validated as well?
Why am I not on this lits?
Cause you're not EVIL enough.
Hehehehehehe.
Some call me Darth Deco.
-
As rats, roaches, criminals, sociopaths, and other vermin
fear exposure and tend to fade away when exposed to light,
here's what could be done to prevent Art Deco and about ten other sociopaths
from turning your newsgroup into a "River of *****".
1. Post their real names, addresses and employers on the Internet.
2. Post their pictures and other personal data on the Internet.
3. Report them to their ISP and Google
4. Sue them in local Small Claims courts
5. Report them to law enforcement when they commit crimes such as forging
users names, etc.
How's your BI doing, kook? You're working pretty hard on it.
[original groups restored]
I detect a self destruct mechanism has been activated.
-tick- -tick- -tick-
--
Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco
"Causation of gravity is missing frame field always attempting
renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief
"Of doing Venus in person would obviously incorporate a composite
rigid airship, along with it's internal cache of frozen pizza and
ice cold beer."
-- Brad Guth, bigoted racist
"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."
--Kali, quoted endlessly by David Tholen as evidence of "something"
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| User: "Sharon B" |
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01 Jun 2007 07:21:54 AM |
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On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 18:36:50 +1000, Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com>
wrote in <f3olq2$t3g$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:14:53 GMT, "MCP" <gf010w5035@blueyonder.co.uk>
boggled at how lame the Kooks are these days, then wrote:
DARLING REGAN
JOHN LARKIN
PANDORA
HYERDUNG
CATFISH
DAEDALUS
SHARON B
PETER J ROSS
/me hands out UV-point tokens & door prizes to teh lsit-members.
Congratualtions folks!
Any of you need your parking validated as well?
Clearly, this list is in inverse order. As FNVW Emeritus and
Hell-Pope Empress Supreme Dictator of soc.men, Peter and I should be
at the TOP.
I demand Piggy correct this list immediately.
[mutters about slovenly soc.fr00t workmanship>
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| User: "Darling Regan" |
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02 Jun 2007 11:27:15 AM |
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In soc.men, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> flippantly asserted...
On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 18:36:50 +1000, Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com>
wrote in <f3olq2$t3g$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:14:53 GMT, "MCP" <gf010w5035@blueyonder.co.uk>
boggled at how lame the Kooks are these days, then wrote:
DARLING REGAN
JOHN LARKIN
PANDORA
HYERDUNG
CATFISH
DAEDALUS
SHARON B
PETER J ROSS
/me hands out UV-point tokens & door prizes to teh lsit-members.
Congratualtions folks!
Any of you need your parking validated as well?
Clearly, this list is in inverse order. As FNVW Emeritus and
Hell-Pope Empress Supreme Dictator of soc.men, Peter and I should be
at the TOP.
I demand Piggy correct this list immediately.
[mutters about slovenly soc.fr00t workmanship>
Apparently, I'm the most irritating thorn in piggy's side, at the moment.
--
DR
Favorite Netkook quotes (A work in progress):
"I mean it's no accident that a woman's vagina is shaped like a purse.
I guess you're suppose to put money in it!" - The Starmaker
<465F5836.3916@ix.netcom.com>
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| User: "pandora" |
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07 Jun 2007 11:57:47 AM |
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On Sat, 02 Jun 2007 11:27:15 -0500, Darling Regan wrote:
In soc.men, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> flippantly asserted...
On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 18:36:50 +1000, Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com> wrote
in <f3olq2$t3g$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:14:53 GMT, "MCP" <gf010w5035@blueyonder.co.uk>
boggled at how lame the Kooks are these days, then wrote:
DARLING REGAN
JOHN LARKIN
PANDORA
HYERDUNG
CATFISH
DAEDALUS
SHARON B
PETER J ROSS
/me hands out UV-point tokens & door prizes to teh lsit-members.
Congratualtions folks!
Any of you need your parking validated as well?
Clearly, this list is in inverse order. As FNVW Emeritus and Hell-Pope
Empress Supreme Dictator of soc.men, Peter and I should be at the TOP.
I demand Piggy correct this list immediately.
[mutters about slovenly soc.fr00t workmanship>
Apparently, I'm the most irritating thorn in piggy's side, at the moment.
Apparently.
LOL.
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| User: "pandora" |
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05 Jun 2007 09:42:43 PM |
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On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:21:54 -0400, Sharon B wrote:
On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 18:36:50 +1000, Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com> wrote in
<f3olq2$t3g$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:14:53 GMT, "MCP" <gf010w5035@blueyonder.co.uk>
boggled at how lame the Kooks are these days, then wrote:
DARLING REGAN
JOHN LARKIN
PANDORA
HYERDUNG
CATFISH
DAEDALUS
SHARON B
PETER J ROSS
/me hands out UV-point tokens & door prizes to teh lsit-members.
Congratualtions folks!
Any of you need your parking validated as well?
Clearly, this list is in inverse order. As FNVW Emeritus and Hell-Pope
Empress Supreme Dictator of soc.men, Peter and I should be at the TOP.
I concur with that sentiment.
I demand Piggy correct this list immediately.
[mutters about slovenly soc.fr00t workmanship>
Indeed!
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| User: "BuZZard" |
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01 Jun 2007 08:50:33 AM |
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Sharon B wrote:
On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 18:36:50 +1000, Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com>
wrote in <f3olq2$t3g$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:14:53 GMT, "MCP"
<gf010w5035@blueyonder.co.uk> boggled at how lame the Kooks are
these days, then wrote:
DARLING REGAN
JOHN LARKIN
PANDORA
HYERDUNG
CATFISH
DAEDALUS
SHARON B
PETER J ROSS
/me hands out UV-point tokens & door prizes to teh lsit-members.
Congratualtions folks!
Any of you need your parking validated as well?
Clearly, this list is in inverse order. As FNVW Emeritus and
Hell-Pope Empress Supreme Dictator of soc.men, Peter and I should be
at the TOP.
I demand Piggy correct this list immediately.
[mutters about slovenly soc.fr00t workmanship>
I soooooooooooooooo miss your cookies.
{{{hUgS}}}
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| User: "pandora" |
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05 Jun 2007 09:38:07 PM |
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On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 18:36:50 +1000, Lionel wrote:
On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:14:53 GMT, "MCP" <gf010w5035@blueyonder.co.uk>
boggled at how lame the Kooks are these days, then wrote:
DARLING REGAN
JOHN LARKIN
PANDORA
HYERDUNG
CATFISH
DAEDALUS
SHARON B
PETER J ROSS
/me hands out UV-point tokens & door prizes to teh lsit-members.
Congratualtions folks!
Any of you need your parking validated as well?
Thanks but I don't need it right now. I could use a coupon for a perm
though. Ya got one of those handy?
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| User: "Darling Regan" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, May 2007 |
01 Jun 2007 12:18:36 AM |
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In soc.men, Sean Monaghan <sean@alcatroll.com> flippantly asserted...
[Forwarded ballot - votes must appear in AUK to be counted]
On Fri, 1 Jun 2007 04:23:56 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote:
Here follows the one true ballot for the May 2007 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on June 8th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
bob&carole
Crash Street Kidd
Dolf Boek, a.k.a. "Qolon"
Kent Paul Dolan, a.k.a. "Xanthian"
Lady Motown
Tom Potter
None of the above
Abstain
None of the above
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Aggie of alt.gossip.celebrities
Michael "Howdy / TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
Neither of the above
Abstain
Abstain
COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Dt Lemons 1900
Honest John
Michael "Howdy / TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
None of the above
Abstain
Honest John
LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Brad Guth
Tom "Masculist" Smith
Neither of the above
Abstain
Tommy!
GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote Yes, No, or abstain)
Sam A. Moser, a.k.a. "yeshua is my savior"
YES
NO
Abstain
Abstain
JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Crash Street Kidd
Hagar
Neither of the above
Abstain
Abstain
PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Dale "Average Joe" Kelly
NunYa Bidness, a.k.a. "Massive Prong"
Neither of the above
Abstain
Prong
TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Brad Guth
Catherine Burr
Neither of the above
Abstain
Abstain
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
(Vote Yes, No, or abstain)
The Anti-Relativists of Sci.Physics
YES
NO
Abstain
Abstain
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Crash Street Kidd
Ed Conrad
Hagar
soc.men
None of the above
Abstain
Soc.men
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Dale "Average Joe" Kelly
Michael "Howdy / TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
Neither of the above
Abstain
Abstain
TAR & FEATHERS
(Vote Yes, No, or abstain)
Honest John
YES
NO
Abstain
Yes
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Douglas "Doogie" Grant
Richard Catto
Neither of the above
Abstain
Abstain
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Dt Lemons 1900
Kent Paul Dolan, a.k.a. "Xanthian"
Neither of the above
Abstain
Abstain
ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(Vote Yes, No, or abstain)
Darla Pere
YES
NO
Abstain
Abstain
GENE SPAFFORD "USENET SAMARITAN" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Robb of Shared-Secrets
YES
NO
Abstain
Abstain
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(Vote for one or abstain)
Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
Michael "Miguel" Cranston
Abstain
CrASSton
--
DR
Favorite Netkook quotes (A work in progress):
"I mean it's no accident that a woman's vagina is shaped like a purse.
I guess you're suppose to put money in it!" - The Starmaker
<465F5836.3916@ix.netcom.com>
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| User: "Fujikawa Yamamoto" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, May 2007 |
01 Jun 2007 12:43:43 PM |
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On 31 May 2007, Sean Monaghan <sean@alcatroll.com> posted some
news:mb8v53pd1dufktl49p191ng57osk31f3oc@news.club127.net:
[Forwarded ballot - votes must appear in AUK to be counted]
On Fri, 1 Jun 2007 04:23:56 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote:
Here follows the one true ballot for the May 2007 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on June 8th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
bob&carole
Crash Street Kidd
Dolf Boek, a.k.a. "Qolon"
Kent Paul Dolan, a.k.a. "Xanthian"
<X> Lady Motown
Tom Potter
None of the above
Abstain
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
<X> Aggie of alt.gossip.celebrities
Michael "Howdy / TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
Neither of the above
Abstain
COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Dt Lemons 1900
Honest John
Michael "Howdy / TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
None of the above
<X> Abstain
LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Brad Guth
Tom "Masculist" Smith
Neither of the above
<X> Abstain
GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote Yes, No, or abstain)
<X> Sam A. Moser, a.k.a. "yeshua is my savior"
YES
NO
Abstain
JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
<X> Crash Street Kidd
Hagar
Neither of the above
Abstain
PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Dale "Average Joe" Kelly
<X> NunYa Bidness, a.k.a. "Massive Prong"
Neither of the above
Abstain
TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Brad Guth
<X> Catherine Burr
Neither of the above
Abstain
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
(Vote Yes, No, or abstain)
The Anti-Relativists of Sci.Physics
<X> YES
NO
Abstain
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Crash Street Kidd
Ed Conrad
Hagar
<X> soc.men
None of the above
Abstain
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Dale "Average Joe" Kelly
Michael "Howdy / TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
Neither of the above
<X> Abstain
TAR & FEATHERS
(Vote Yes, No, or abstain)
Honest John
<X> YES
NO
Abstain
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Douglas "Doogie" Grant
<X> Richard Catto
Neither of the above
Abstain
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Dt Lemons 1900
Kent Paul Dolan, a.k.a. "Xanthian"
Neither of the above
<X> Abstain
ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(Vote Yes, No, or abstain)
Darla Pere
<X> YES
NO
GENE SPAFFORD "USENET SAMARITAN" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Robb of Shared-Secrets
<X> YES
NO
Abstain
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(Vote for one or abstain)
Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
<X> Michael "Miguel" Cranston
Abstain
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| User: "Left Sock" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, May 2007 |
02 Jun 2007 01:48:09 AM |
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On 31 May 2007, Sean Monaghan <sean@alcatroll.com> posted some
news:mb8v53pd1dufktl49p191ng57osk31f3oc@news.club127.net:
[Forwarded ballot - votes must appear in AUK to be counted]
On Fri, 1 Jun 2007 04:23:56 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote:
Here follows the one true ballot for the May 2007 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on June 8th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
bob&carole
Crash Street Kidd
Dolf Boek, a.k.a. "Qolon"
Kent Paul Dolan, a.k.a. "Xanthian"
Lady Motown
Tom Potter
None of the above
Abstain
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Aggie of alt.gossip.celebrities
Michael "Howdy / TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
Neither of the above
Abstain
COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Dt Lemons 1900
Honest John
Michael "Howdy / TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
None of the above
Abstain
LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Brad Guth
Tom "Masculist" Smith
Neither of the above
GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote Yes, No, or abstain)
Sam A. Moser, a.k.a. "yeshua is my savior"
YES
NO
Abstain
JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Crash Street Kidd
Hagar
Neither of the above
Abstain
PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Dale "Average Joe" Kelly
NunYa Bidness, a.k.a. "Massive Prong"
Neither of the above
Abstain
TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Brad Guth
Catherine Burr
Neither of the above
Abstain
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
(Vote Yes, No, or abstain)
The Anti-Relativists of Sci.Physics
YES
NO
Abstain
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Crash Street Kidd
Ed Conrad
Hagar
None of the above
Abstain
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Dale "Average Joe" Kelly
Michael "Howdy / TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
Neither of the above
Abstain
TAR & FEATHERS
(Vote Yes, No, or abstain)
Honest John
YES
NO
Abstain
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Douglas "Doogie" Grant
Richard Catto
Neither of the above
Abstain
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Dt Lemons 1900
Kent Paul Dolan, a.k.a. "Xanthian"
Neither of the above
Abstain
ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(Vote Yes, No, or abstain)
Darla Pere
YES
NO
GENE SPAFFORD "USENET SAMARITAN" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Robb of Shared-Secrets
YES
NO
Abstain
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(Vote for one or abstain)
Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
Michael "Miguel" Cranston
Abstain
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| User: "Daedalus" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, May 2007 |
07 Jun 2007 08:40:06 AM |
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On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 04:35:44 +0000, Sean Monaghan <sean@alcatroll.com>
wrote:
[Forwarded ballot - votes must appear in AUK to be counted]
On Fri, 1 Jun 2007 04:23:56 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote:
Here follows the one true ballot for the May 2007 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on June 8th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Tom Potter
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Abstain
COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Honest John
LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Tom "Masculist" Smith
GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote Yes, No, or abstain)
Sam A. Moser, a.k.a. "yeshua is my savior"
Abstain
JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Crash Street Kidd
PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Dale "Average Joe" Kelly
TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Brad Guth
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
(Vote Yes, No, or abstain)
The Anti-Relativists of Sci.Physics
YES
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
soc.men
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Dale "Average Joe" Kelly
TAR & FEATHERS
(Vote Yes, No, or abstain)
Honest John
YES
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Douglas "Doogie" Grant
Richard Catto
Neither of the above
Abstain
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Kent Paul Dolan, a.k.a. "Xanthian"
ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(Vote Yes, No, or abstain)
Darla Pere
YES
GENE SPAFFORD "USENET SAMARITAN" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Robb of Shared-Secrets
Abstain
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(Vote for one or abstain)
Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
Jade
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| User: "Podkayne Fries" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, May 2007 |
01 Jun 2007 01:52:30 PM |
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On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 04:35:44 +0000, Sean Monaghan wrote:
[Forwarded ballot - votes must appear in AUK to be counted]
On Fri, 1 Jun 2007 04:23:56 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote:
Here follows the one true ballot for the May 2007 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on June 8th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Lady Motown
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Aggie of alt.gossip.celebrities
COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Michael "Howdy / TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Brad Guth
GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote Yes, No, or abstain)
Sam A. Moser, a.k.a. "yeshua is my savior"
YES
JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Hagar
PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
NunYa Bidness, a.k.a. "Massive Prong"
TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Brad Guth
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
(Vote Yes, No, or abstain)
The Anti-Relativists of Sci.Physics
YES
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Ed Conrad
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Michael "Howdy / TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
TAR & FEATHERS
(Vote Yes, No, or abstain)
Honest John
YES
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Richard Catto
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Kent Paul Dolan, a.k.a. "Xanthian"
ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(Vote Yes, No, or abstain)
Abstain
GENE SPAFFORD "USENET SAMARITAN" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Abstain
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(Vote for one or abstain)
Michael "Miguel" Cranston
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| User: "Masculist" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, May 2007 |
01 Jun 2007 01:05:55 PM |
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On May 31, 9:35 pm, Sean Monaghan <s...@alcatroll.com> wrote:
[Forwarded ballot - votes must appear in AUK to be counted]
On Fri, 1 Jun 2007 04:23:56 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Wrangler <wrang...@caballista.org> wrote:
Here follows the one true ballot for the May 2007 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on June 8th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
bob&carole
Crash Street Kidd
Dolf Boek, a.k.a. "Qolon"
Kent Paul Dolan, a.k.a. "Xanthian"
Lady Motown
Tom Potter
None of the above
Abstain
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Aggie of alt.gossip.celebrities
Michael "Howdy / TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
Neither of the above
Abstain
COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Dt Lemons 1900
Honest John
Michael "Howdy / TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
None of the above
Abstain
LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Brad Guth
Tom "Masculist" Smith
Smitty has my vote. Maroon and white were the colors of his high
school. Maroon is Smitty's color!
Smitty
Neither of the above
Abstain
GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote Yes, No, or abstain)
Sam A. Moser, a.k.a. "yeshua is my savior"
YES
NO
Abstain
JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Crash Street Kidd
Hagar
Neither of the above
Abstain
PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Dale "Average Joe" Kelly
NunYa Bidness, a.k.a. "Massive Prong"
Neither of the above
Abstain
TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Brad Guth
Catherine Burr
Neither of the above
Abstain
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
(Vote Yes, No, or abstain)
The Anti-Relativists of Sci.Physics
YES
NO
Abstain
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Crash Street Kidd
Ed Conrad
Hagar
soc.men
None of the above
Abstain
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Dale "Average Joe" Kelly
Michael "Howdy / TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
Neither of the above
Abstain
TAR & FEATHERS
(Vote Yes, No, or abstain)
Honest John
YES
NO
Abstain
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Douglas "Doogie" Grant
Richard Catto
Neither of the above
Abstain
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Dt Lemons 1900
Kent Paul Dolan, a.k.a. "Xanthian"
Neither of the above
Abstain
ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(Vote Yes, No, or abstain)
Darla Pere
YES
NO
Abstain
GENE SPAFFORD "USENET SAMARITAN" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Robb of Shared-Secrets
YES
NO
Abstain
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(Vote for one or abstain)
Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
Michael "Miguel" Cranston
Abstain
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Official FAQ for Alt.Usenet.Kooks:http://www.caballista.org/auk
COOSN-266-06-58907; Hammer of Thor - August 2005
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial "Dog Whistle" Award, Winning Trainer
Pierre Salinger Memorial "Hook, Line & Sinker" awards -
Mar-2005, Jul-2005, Aug-2005, Aug-2006, Feb-2007, Apr-2007
[Co-] Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
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| User: "Eric Gisse" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, May 2007 |
01 Jun 2007 02:50:04 AM |
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On May 31, 9:35 pm, Sean Monaghan <s...@alcatroll.com> wrote:
[Forwarded ballot - votes must appear in AUK to be counted]
On Fri, 1 Jun 2007 04:23:56 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Wrangler <wrang...@caballista.org> wrote:
Here follows the one true ballot for the May 2007 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on June 8th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
bob&carole
Crash Street Kidd
Dolf Boek, a.k.a. "Qolon"
Kent Paul Dolan, a.k.a. "Xanthian"
Lady Motown
Tom Potter
None of the above
Abstain
Tom Potter
[...]
LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Brad Guth
Tom "Masculist" Smith
Neither of the above
Abstain
Brad Guth
[...]
TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Brad Guth
Catherine Burr
Neither of the above
Abstain
Brad Guth
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
(Vote Yes, No, or abstain)
The Anti-Relativists of Sci.Physics
YES
NO
Abstain
yes
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Crash Street Kidd
Ed Conrad
Hagar
soc.men
None of the above
Abstain
ed conrad
[...]
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| User: "Frogbutt" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, May 2007 |
31 May 2007 11:53:40 PM |
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Sean Monaghan <sean@alcatroll.com> wrote in
news:mb8v53pd1dufktl49p191ng57osk31f3oc@news.club127.net:
[Forwarded ballot - votes must appear in AUK to be counted]
On Fri, 1 Jun 2007 04:23:56 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote:
Here follows the one true ballot for the May 2007 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on June 8th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
bob&carole
Crash Street Kidd
Dolf Boek, a.k.a. "Qolon"
Kent Paul Dolan, a.k.a. "Xanthian"
Lady Motown
Tom Potter
None of the above
Abstain
Lady Moocow
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Aggie of alt.gossip.celebrities
Michael "Howdy / TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
Neither of the above
Abstain
Aggie
COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Dt Lemons 1900
Honest John
Michael "Howdy / TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
None of the above
Abstain
Honest John
LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Brad Guth
Tom "Masculist" Smith
Neither of the above
Abstain
Guthball
GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote Yes, No, or abstain)
Sam A. Moser, a.k.a. "yeshua is my savior"
YES
NO
Abstain
Yes
JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Crash Street Kidd
Hagar
Neither of the above
Abstain
Hagar
PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Dale "Average Joe" Kelly
NunYa Bidness, a.k.a. "Massive Prong"
Neither of the above
Abstain
This is a hard choice. They're both total loons, but I'll go with NunYa
Bidness, a.k.a. "Massive Prong"
TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Brad Guth
Catherine Burr
Neither of the above
Abstain
Guth
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
(Vote Yes, No, or abstain)
The Anti-Relativists of Sci.Physics
YES
NO
Abstain
Yes
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Crash Street Kidd
Ed Conrad
Hagar
soc.men
None of the above
Abstain
Ed
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Dale "Average Joe" Kelly
Michael "Howdy / TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
Neither of the above
Abstain
Dale "Average Joe" Kelly
TAR & FEATHERS
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