Science > Physics > WHAT IS PHYSICAL VACCUUM??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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WHAT IS PHYSICAL VACCUUM?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? |
WHAT IS PHYSICAL
VACCUUM?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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GIVEN::::::::::::::
KONTAINER KONTAINER KONTAINER KONTAINER KONTAINER
KONTAINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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IN THE KONTAINER ARE: ASTROLOGY, PHYSICS, CHEMISTRY,
BIOLOGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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IF ALL MATTER, ALL SOLIDS, LIQUIDS, GASES, ALL CELLS;
ALL ATOMS OF THE PERIODICAL ATOMIC SYSTEM;
ALL PARTICLES, BOTH ELEMENTARY AND COMPLEX FORMS;
ALL PROTONS, NEUTRONS AND ELECTRONS
ALL HADRONS, ALL BARYONS, ALL MESONS, ALL QUARKS:
DOWN, UP: STRANGE, CHARM: BOTTOM TOP,,,, ALL LEPTONS
ALL PARTICLES IN THE 1994 PARTICLE PHYSICS BOOKLET;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
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IF IN ADDITION ALL ELECTRIC FIELDS, ALL ELECTRIC VOLTAGE, AMPEREAGE,
CURRENT, CHARGE, CPACITANCE, CONDUCTORS, ISOLATORS, POTENTIALS,
ALL MAGNETIC FIELDS, INDUKTION, MAXWELL ETC. ETC.
ALL ELECTROMAGNETIC RADIATION, ALL RADIO-WAVES, ALL TV- WAVES,
ALL DOPPLERS, ALL MICRO-WAVES, ALL INFRARED LIGHTS, ALL LIGHT
IN THE VISIBLE SPECTRUM, ALL SPECTRAL LINES, ALL ULTRAVIOLEETT LIGHTS,
ALL X-RAYS AND GAMMA-RAYS, ALL RADIOAKTIVITY, BOTH ALPHA, BETA AND GAMMA,
ALL FISSION AND FUSION, ALL SPONTANOES NEUTRON MATTERIALIZATION DEVICES, ALL
WEAK AND STRONG FORCES;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
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FURTHER MORE ALL INERTIA, ALL MOTIONS, ALL FORCES, ALL STATIC FORCES,
ALL DUYNAMICAL FORCES, ALL PRESSURES, ALL TEMPERATURES, ALL ENTROPYS,
ALL ENTALPYS, ALL HEAT ALL THERMODYNAMICS, ALL STATISTICAL MECHANICS
ALL QUANTUMS, BOTH GAUGE BOSONS, AS: W AND Z AND PHOTONS AND GLUONS
ARE ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED
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ALSO ALL GRAVITY, ALL CURVATURE, BOTH RIEMANN-TENSOR, RICCI TENSOR,
RICCI-SCALEAR, ALL TORSION ALL ACUSTIC SOUND ALL STRESS-ENERGY TENSOR ARE
ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED
ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED
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THE KONTAINERS ARE COOLED DOWN TO ABSOLUTE ZERO AND MOVED
FAR FAR AWAY FROM OTHER
BODIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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, ERHÅLLES ETT VAKUUM SOM ÄR RENT OCH
URSPRUNGLIGT.
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, A CLEAN VACUUM IS RECEIVED, FREE AND
PRIMITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| User: "James Kibo Parry" |
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| Title: Re: WHAT IS PHYSICAL VACCUUM?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? |
15 Nov 2006 04:37:52 PM |
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In sci.physics, "NILS BÖRJESSON" (borje@ludd.luth.se) posted this
article nine times within two minutes:
WHAT IS PHYSICAL
VACCUUM?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
?????????????????????????????
There's no such thing. Nature abhors a vacuum and question marks rush in
to fill it up.
This is why astronauts always wear butt plugs, because otherwise if
they ever break wind in space question marks would fill up their colon.
Well, actually, that's only one of the two reasons Buzz Aldrin wore
a butt plug under his Masonic apron under his spacesuit. Anyway,
astronauts are terrified of having their colons replaced with question
marks, and you should be too.
GIVEN::::::::::::::
That's better. Keep that plug in there tight!
KONTAINER KONTAINER KONTAINER KONTAINER KONTAINER
KONTAINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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NOW IST DER TIME ON SHPROCKETS VEN VE DANCE!!!
IN THE KONTAINER ARE: ASTROLOGY, PHYSICS, CHEMISTRY,
BIOLOGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S NOW SO LOUD IN HERE THAT YOU JUST TURNED
SCI.PHYSICS INTO A GAY BAR!!! PLEASE CHANGE IT TO SOME PLACE THAT
MIGHT NOT BE SO ANNOYING TO BE, LIKE A '50S MALT SHOP AT A TEMPERATURE
OF NINE HUNDRED DEGREES!!!
IF ALL MATTER, ALL SOLIDS, LIQUIDS, GASES, ALL CELLS;
ALL ATOMS OF THE PERIODICAL ATOMIC SYSTEM;
ALL PARTICLES, BOTH ELEMENTARY AND COMPLEX FORMS;
ALL PROTONS, NEUTRONS AND ELECTRONS
ALL HADRONS, ALL BARYONS, ALL MESONS, ALL QUARKS:
DOWN, UP: STRANGE, CHARM: BOTTOM TOP,,,, ALL LEPTONS
ALL PARTICLES IN THE 1994 PARTICLE PHYSICS BOOKLET;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
ARE ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED
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Logan-5, it is time for Carousel.
Oh, by the way, a writing tip: Adding more exclamation points doesn't
make things any truer after the third one. Science has determined that
statements with three exclamation points are completely true, so
you can stop at three. Two if you're not sure about something.
One if you're just killing space.
IF IN ADDITION ALL ELECTRIC FIELDS, ALL ELECTRIC VOLTAGE, AMPEREAGE,
CURRENT, CHARGE, CPACITANCE, CONDUCTORS, ISOLATORS, POTENTIALS,
ALL MAGNETIC FIELDS, INDUKTION, MAXWELL ETC. ETC.
ALL ELECTROMAGNETIC RADIATION, ALL RADIO-WAVES, ALL TV- WAVES,
ALL DOPPLERS, ALL MICRO-WAVES, ALL INFRARED LIGHTS, ALL LIGHT
IN THE VISIBLE SPECTRUM, ALL SPECTRAL LINES, ALL ULTRAVIOLEETT LIGHTS,
ALL X-RAYS AND GAMMA-RAYS, ALL RADIOAKTIVITY, BOTH ALPHA, BETA AND GAMMA,
ALL FISSION AND FUSION, ALL SPONTANOES NEUTRON MATTERIALIZATION DEVICES, ALL
WEAK AND STRONG FORCES;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
ARE ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED
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I like the idea of these "ULTRAVIOLEET" lights. I've heard of warm
light and cool light, but L33T lights would be AW3SUM, and ULTRAVI0L33T
would be B1FFTACULARLY NUKULAR in their AW3SUMNESSITY.
I hereby award you The Nobel Prize For Being The New B1FF.
I'm E-mailing your prize to your B1T.NET address. It'll arrive
as soon as the exclamation point factory refills the Internet's supply.
FURTHER MORE ALL INERTIA, ALL MOTIONS, ALL FORCES, ALL STATIC FORCES,
ALL DUYNAMICAL FORCES, ALL PRESSURES, ALL TEMPERATURES, ALL ENTROPYS,
ALL ENTALPYS, ALL HEAT ALL THERMODYNAMICS, ALL STATISTICAL MECHANICS
ALL QUANTUMS, BOTH GAUGE BOSONS, AS: W AND Z AND PHOTONS AND GLUONS
ARE ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED
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Yesterday I suggested that Archimedes Plutonium become a rapper.
You, on the other hand, are science's greatest punk rocker.
What colors are your hair?
(Mine's sort of metallic gold. My hair has electrons all over it!
That symbolizes the union between punk rock and science!)
ALSO ALL GRAVITY, ALL CURVATURE, BOTH RIEMANN-TENSOR, RICCI TENSOR,
RICCI-SCALEAR, ALL TORSION ALL ACUSTIC SOUND ALL STRESS-ENERGY TENSOR ARE
ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED
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You know, I think you might feel strongly about something, but I'm not
sure. I was wrong -- you did need to use one more exclamation point
if you had wanted to convince me.
THE KONTAINERS ARE COOLED DOWN TO ABSOLUTE ZERO AND MOVED
FAR FAR AWAY FROM OTHER
BODIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That's the way to do it. That one extra exclamation point. Now I'm sold.
Where do I send my fifty dollars in order to receive a pamphlet about
your new sex education system and other issues relating to bodies not
touching other bodies?
, ERHÅLLES ETT VAKUUM SOM ÄR RENT OCH
URSPRUNGLIGT.
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SHPROCKETS! SHPROCKETS! SHPROCKETS!
OKAY TIME FOR DANCING IS NOW OVER BECAUSE YOUR PUNCTUATION HAS GROWN TIRESOME!
, A CLEAN VACUUM IS RECEIVED, FREE AND
PRIMITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Free And Primitive" was an even better TV special than "Free To Be You And Me",
especially the part where Marlo Thomas chewed off Alan Alda's leg.
I heard Crispin Glover is making it into a 3-D IMAX movie featuring him,
Andy Warhol, Andy Kaufman, the Sex Pistols, and Ben Stiller all beating
each other to death with their own legs. Now THAT'S science!
-- K.
BEN STILLER WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HELLLLO DOWWWWN THERRRRE!!!!
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| User: "Edward Green" |
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| Title: Re: WHAT IS PHYSICAL VACCUUM?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? |
15 Nov 2006 06:29:01 PM |
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James "Kibo" Parry wrote:
<...>
You *****! NILS made me laugh until I choked, and you tried to
finish the job. But I foiled you: I stopped reading your post before I
completely choked to death. Nyaaah.
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| User: "James Kibo Parry" |
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| Title: Re: WHAT IS PHYSICAL VACCUUM?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? |
15 Nov 2006 10:30:50 PM |
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In sci.physics, Edward Green (spamspamspam3@netzero.com) wrote:
James "Kibo" Parry (kibo@world.std.com) wrote:
[...]
You *****! NILS made me laugh until I choked, and you tried to
finish the job. But I foiled you: I stopped reading your post before
I completely choked to death. Nyaaah.
It's okay, I already killed enough people this weekend. I'm still upset
about Jack Palance, though.
Some people say celebrities die in threes, but that's not always true.
However, science still cannot explain why celebrities always die within
four days before or after a weekend!
I'm really enjoying the idea of ALL-CAPS NILS as a punk rocker.
His stuff would make the world's most obnoxious lyrics. I wonder
where I could find a post-punk-neo-Internet-fusion-techno-disco-Web-2.0-
zydeklesmer-pre-punk band that could record his stuff... And whether
they have an orange and blue Web site with almost as many broken links
as my own Web site... And whether the crazy people's supermarket ever
went out of business... And whether I've beaten this paragraph to
death... And whether ALL-CAPS NILS would prefer I ended it with a block
of sixteen thousand little dots.......
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circle O
O circle
dot .
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now you've got
the cootie shot!
-- K.
That's exactly
what the Internet
needs: One big
cootie shot.
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| User: "Edward Green" |
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| Title: Re: WHAT IS PHYSICAL VACCUUM?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? |
16 Nov 2006 04:07:29 PM |
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James "Kibo" Parry wrote:
In sci.physics, Edward Green (spamspamspam3@netzero.com) wrote:
James "Kibo" Parry (kibo@world.std.com) wrote:
[...]
You *****! NILS made me laugh until I choked, and you tried to
finish the job. But I foiled you: I stopped reading your post before
I completely choked to death. Nyaaah.
It's okay, I already killed enough people this weekend. I'm still upset
about Jack Palance, though.
Jack Palance is dead? :-/
Sigh.
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| User: "Ken Muldrew" |
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| Title: Re: WHAT IS PHYSICAL VACCUUM?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? |
16 Nov 2006 04:34:39 PM |
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"Edward Green" <spamspamspam3@netzero.com> wrote:
James "Kibo" Parry wrote:
In sci.physics, Edward Green (spamspamspam3@netzero.com) wrote:
James "Kibo" Parry (kibo@world.std.com) wrote:
[...]
You *****! NILS made me laugh until I choked, and you tried to
finish the job. But I foiled you: I stopped reading your post before
I completely choked to death. Nyaaah.
It's okay, I already killed enough people this weekend. I'm still upset
about Jack Palance, though.
Jack Palance is dead? :-/
So is Milton Friedman. You cancel your newspaper or something?
Ken Muldrew
kmuldrezw@ucalgazry.ca
(remove all letters after y in the alphabet)
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| User: "Otto Bahn" |
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| Title: Re: WHAT IS PHYSICAL VACCUUM?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? |
16 Nov 2006 10:14:26 AM |
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[snip]
I want to know what a virtual vaccuum is. A physical vaccuum
is obvious enough and full of dirt and fur. What would a virtual
vaccuum contain? It would be so cool if I could suck up other
people's posts. I guess a cancelbot would be a good analogy.
Of course, all it takes to defeat a virtual vaccuum is to ignore
it.
Therefore I conclude that virtual reality has a pressure gradient
greater than zero. Where do I get my kook certificate?
--oTTo--
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| User: "Adam Funk" |
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| Title: Re: WHAT IS PHYSICAL VACCUUM?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? |
17 Nov 2006 01:14:11 PM |
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On 2006-11-16, Otto Bahn <ei@eio.com> wrote:
I want to know what a virtual vaccuum is. A physical vaccuum
is obvious enough and full of dirt and fur. What would a virtual
vaccuum contain? It would be so cool if I could suck up other
people's posts. I guess a cancelbot would be a good analogy.
Of course, all it takes to defeat a virtual vaccuum is to ignore
it.
I want to know (1) how often you have to change the obvious bag in a
virtual vacuum, and (2) if Dyson makes a bagless virtual vacuum.
Therefore I conclude that virtual reality has a pressure gradient
greater than zero. Where do I get my kook certificate?
Only another kook can answer that question!
--
And on special dank midnights in August he peeks
out of the shutters and sometimes he speaks
and tells how the Lorax was lifted away. [Dr. Seuss]
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| User: "xray4abc" |
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| Title: Re: WHAT IS PHYSICAL VACCUUM?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? |
16 Nov 2006 10:56:00 AM |
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NILS B=D6RJESSON wrote:
WHAT IS PHYSICAL
VACCUUM??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????=
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GIVEN::::::::::::::
KONTAINER KONTAINER KONTAINER KONTAINER KONTAINER
KONTAINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=
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IN THE KONTAINER ARE: ASTROLOGY, PHYSICS, CHEMISTRY,
BIOLOGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=
!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=
!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IF ALL MATTER, ALL SOLIDS, LIQUIDS, GASES, ALL CELLS;
ALL ATOMS OF THE PERIODICAL ATOMIC SYSTEM;
ALL PARTICLES, BOTH ELEMENTARY AND COMPLEX FORMS;
ALL PROTONS, NEUTRONS AND ELECTRONS
ALL HADRONS, ALL BARYONS, ALL MESONS, ALL QUARKS:
DOWN, UP: STRANGE, CHARM: BOTTOM TOP,,,, ALL LEPTONS
ALL PARTICLES IN THE 1994 PARTICLE PHYSICS BOOKLET;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
ARE ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED
ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINA=
TED
ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINA=
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IF IN ADDITION ALL ELECTRIC FIELDS, ALL ELECTRIC VOLTAGE, AMPEREAGE,
CURRENT, CHARGE, CPACITANCE, CONDUCTORS, ISOLATORS, POTENTIALS,
ALL MAGNETIC FIELDS, INDUKTION, MAXWELL ETC. ETC.
ALL ELECTROMAGNETIC RADIATION, ALL RADIO-WAVES, ALL TV- WAVES,
ALL DOPPLERS, ALL MICRO-WAVES, ALL INFRARED LIGHTS, ALL LIGHT
IN THE VISIBLE SPECTRUM, ALL SPECTRAL LINES, ALL ULTRAVIOLEETT LIGHTS,
ALL X-RAYS AND GAMMA-RAYS, ALL RADIOAKTIVITY, BOTH ALPHA, BETA AND GAMMA,
ALL FISSION AND FUSION, ALL SPONTANOES NEUTRON MATTERIALIZATION DEVICES, =
ALL
WEAK AND STRONG FORCES;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
ARE ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED
ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINA=
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FURTHER MORE ALL INERTIA, ALL MOTIONS, ALL FORCES, ALL STATIC FORCES,
ALL DUYNAMICAL FORCES, ALL PRESSURES, ALL TEMPERATURES, ALL ENTROPYS,
ALL ENTALPYS, ALL HEAT ALL THERMODYNAMICS, ALL STATISTICAL MECHANICS
ALL QUANTUMS, BOTH GAUGE BOSONS, AS: W AND Z AND PHOTONS AND GLUONS
ARE ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED
ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINA=
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ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINA=
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ALSO ALL GRAVITY, ALL CURVATURE, BOTH RIEMANN-TENSOR, RICCI TENSOR,
RICCI-SCALEAR, ALL TORSION ALL ACUSTIC SOUND ALL STRESS-ENERGY TENSOR ARE
ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINA=
TED
ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED ELIMINATED
ELIMINATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=
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THE KONTAINERS ARE COOLED DOWN TO ABSOLUTE ZERO AND MOVED
FAR FAR AWAY FROM OTHER
BODIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=
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URSPRUNGLIGT.
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, A CLEAN VACUUM IS RECEIVED, FREE AND
PRIMITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=
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Then, NO PEOPLE have been left to answer your question!
Put it this way: IF you do the impossible, then
your result IS the IMPOSSIBLE!
But then it is not impossible any more and, it shows
that, it never was impossible, so you did not do
the impossible.............!
So, cool down! A "clean vacuum" as you would
like it, can not exist! Then, your question becomes
a rhetorical one!
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